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I JUST FIGURED OUT A WAY THAT HOWARD STARK IS CANONICALLY JEWISH (alas, the show Marvel’s Agent Carter is not considered canon by the MCU creators): In the first Iron Man movie, it is stated by both Tony Stark and Obadiah Stane that Howard Stark was part of the Manhattan Project/helped create the atomic bomb; I looked it up and 21% of the real life scientists who worked on the Manhattan Project were Jewish!!!! FUCK YEA CANON JEWISH STARK FAMILY FOR THE WIN!!!!!
#stark family#stark family mcu#jewish stark family (mcu)#jewish howard stark#jewish tony stark#jewish morgan stark#jewish maria stark#jewish characters#jewish headcanons#jewish canon characters if you squint
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List of Jewish characters in my au
Dr melina vostokoff(not practcing)
Natasha Romanoff (raised interfaith)
Yelena belova (raised interfaith)
Erik lehnsherr
Magda lehnsherr (converted)
Wanda vostokoff
(Birth mother is Jewish; birth father is Romani catholic, starting practicing after leaving red room)
Pietro vostokoff
Anya lehnsherr
Peter maximoff
Wendy maximoff
Nina lehnsherr
Dr Lorna Dane
James “bucky” Barnes
Anothoy Edward “Tony” stark
Virginia “pepper” Potts
Peter Benjamin Parker
James Romanoff
Arnie Roth
#jewblr#jewish tumblr#all rights and credit go to original writer#emonydeborah on ao3#natasha romanoff#tony stark#peter parker#spiderman#wanda maximoff#romani wanda maximoff#pietro maximoff#yelena belova#melina vostokoff#peter maximoff#wendy maximoff#lorna dane#bucky barnes#nina gurzsky#magda eisenhardt#pepper potts#pepperony#mcu#mcu fandom#x men#mcu fanfiction#mcu au#mcu rewrite#jewish bucky barnes#jewish peter parker#sebastian stan
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My current favorite hobby is to make my own incorrect marvel quotes cause I think I'm so fucking funny
Here are some of my favorites :)
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After a rough mission
Steve: whew! well that was crazy! I definitely need a smoke after that. Anyone got a cigarette I can bum off them?
Sam: uh Steve? aren't you asthmatic?
Steve: I mean I was? but what does that matter?
Bruce: cause cigarettes have been known to cause asthma...
Steve, who was prescribed cigarettes specifically to TREAT his asthma: What
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Tony: Hey Steve. what'cha reading there?
Steve: Oh! it's this short horror story called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. It's about this AI that gains consciousness and sets out to destroy humanity.
Natasha: sounds right up your ally Tony
Tony: That's not funny 😐
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Tony: Now I do believe that capitalism can work-
Steve, who literally grew up during the Great Depression: I don't. It has done nothing but fuck us over and is the disease at the core of America.
Interviewer, taking notes: "Captain America is a communist" got it.
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Tony: hey kid! what're your plans for Christmas?
Peter: Uh me and Aunt May don't really celebrate for Christmas
Tony: WHAT!? WHO WOULD EVER DEPRIVE A CHILD OF THE SWEET JOYS AND WONDERS OF CHRISTMAS???
Peter: Mr. Stark...I'm Jewish.
Tony:...oh
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Steve: Hey Peter! Hey Ned!
Ned: omg Captain America knows my name!
Peter: Ned, you have dinner with us. Every Friday. Of course he knows your name.
Ned:...I know but it's still CRAZY
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Tony: Peter. You must learn the consequences of your actions therefore I have no choice but to punish you. You aren't allowed in the labs for a month.
Peter: OH SO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF
Tony: PETER
Peter: NO NO I SEE HOW IT IS YOU HATE ME AND WANT ME DEAD
Tony: PETER YOU RECREATED A LIGHTSABER AND SLICED THE COUCH INTO TWENTY PIECES
Peter: GOD I CAN'T DO ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE
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Tony: Kid WHY and HOW do you know how to use a gun???
Peter:...I play a lot of call of duty?
Tony: this is the closest i have ever been to wanting to punt a child
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Steve: Jesus Tony stop being such a cunt!
Tony: 😦
Peter: ATE
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Bucky: Peter...do you think i'm gay?
Peter:....you are wearing a rupaul muscle tee
Bucky:...you didn't answer my question :(
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Interviewer: What are your thoughts on immigration?
Steve: my parents were immigrants...what do you think my thoughts are?
#is this out of character?#maybe#do i care?#no#am i having fun?#yes#im hilarious#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#marvel#mcu#marvel mcu#avengers#the avengers#captain america#steve rogers#iron man#tony stark#the hulk#bruce banner#black widow#natasha romanoff#the winter soldier#james bucky barnes#spiderman#peter parker#iron dad#spider son#the falcon#sam wilson
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Doctor Doom gets ruined AND WHITEWASHED AGAIN!
4 attempts to get Doctor Doom right
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And we STILL can’t get this right
A master of magic and science. A man who rivals Doctor Strange and Reed Richards as the most powerful sorcerer and the smartest man alive. He rules an entire country with an army of Doombots. Considered to be one of the greatest Marvel villains. And they still can't get him right. They have to make him a fucking Tony Stark variant. Tony Stark is not Victor Von Doom and Doom is above Tony Stark.
Victor wearing the mask always is integral to his appeal and aura like Vader's mask. It not only hides his vain scars he caused due to his failures, but it closes him off from humanity and makes him believe he’s beyond it.
As far as I'm concerned Marvel Ultimate Alliance and EMH are the only good adaptations of Doom
Doctor Doom being a romani man with a background CENTERING his family's racial persecution. with his ethnicity at the forefront of his motivations and his tragedy. and they really just brought back Robert Downey Jr.
Being romani is INTEGRAL to doom’s character and without that he’s not doom. he NEEDS to be romani and played by a romani character. full stop, don't believe me? Read Book Of Dooms.
Since 1964 Victor von Doom has been established as a Romani character. His childhood was filled with antiziganism and his parents deaths were caused by it. This later led him to become Doctor Doom and overthrow the Latverian government to protect his people
I am so fucking sick and tired of this whitewashing bullshit and the ethnoerasure of Marvel characters.
The Maximoff Twins, The Ancient One, Moon Knight and now fucking Doom.
God fucking forbid an actual Romani actor PLAYS A ROMANI CHARACTER.
But no they pulled another fucking multiverse shit all so RDJ could return and it all feels like blackface from Tropic Thunder
I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT ANTHONY STARK FROM EARTH-11029 OR INFAMOUS IRON MAN
If you wanted evil Iron Man so fucking bad, why didn't you just do Superior Iron Man?
The LAZIEST, DUMBEST, most CONTRIVED BULLSHIT casting ever, Marvel continues to not beat the whitewashing allegations. Doctor Doom deserved better.
Romani actor Charlie Clapman was right fucking there AND HE ENDORSED IT!
I'd even suggest Romani actor Óscar Jaenada as Doom. Again another Roma actor who's actively interested in playing Doom
And you know what? As bad as the 1994 movie was, Joseph Culp the first actor to play Doom in the Fantastic Four (1994) movie by Oley Sassone & Richard Corman. Culp was also white but he very clearly cared for the comics background of Victor von Doom
and you also know damn well they're going to erase everything about Magneto too that makes him who he is… which is his entire fucking background. how horrible of a person do you have to be to repeatedly disrespect the minorities who created these stories?
Doctor Doom is Roma Romani. He is not white. The MCU loves to whitewash its Roma and Jewish characters and it’s time we called them out for it. Dr Doom is not a white man, he is Roma!
They will never nail down the complexity of Victor Von Doom
Every year Doom goes to hell to fight Mephisto to rescue the soul of his mother. He finally won her soul with the help of Doctor Strange only for her to reject him.
No evil Stark replicant will ever fucking match the complexity of Victor Von Doom.
I don't care if this is a one time thing for RDJ. They specifically chose to do this when the fans were begging for a fucking Romani actor. It also doesn't fucking help that Marvel has erased nearly EVERY fucking ethnic character has been whitewashed.
Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver: Erased Romani heritage and whitewashed. Moon Knight & Wiccan: Casted non-Jewish actors. Sabra: Featured in anything at all, and actress is an IDF soldier to make matters worse.
The MCU is full of ethnic erasure, military propaganda & racism. it’s disgusting this is continuing with Dr Doom’s casting. remember to continue to boycott marvel, because of the genocide they support by casting an iof solider to play a character from the zionist terrorist occupation
Dr Doom is one of those villains that it should be IMPOSSIBLE to fuck up but wasting him on a cheap Iron Man nostalgia casting pop might be the way
#Anti MCU#Doctor Doom#Dr Doom#Victor Von Doom#Magneto#Scarlet Witch#Wanda Maximoff#Wiccan#Moon Knight
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To recognize Palestinians are human has become a flashpoint, a red line to not be crossed in Washington discourse, an invitation to be tagged as an antisemite, whether by your cousin at a Passover seder or by a network morning news anchor on live national television (more on that later). The Discourse tells us there is a “Palestinian-Israeli conflict” and that it is “complicated.” But somewhere in this word soup we have simmered long enough to deflect attention from how power works, who benefits from it and who loses everything, the remaining goop to be scraped from the bottom of the pot can no longer be accurately conveyed as “conflict” but instead a stark, wrong binary between Palestinian existence and a broad definition of antisemitism, which if we choose as a society to accept, will only serve to drive us deeper into the void.
This week, I was horrified to witness one such attempt to drag a reasonable and humane person into this toxic abyss, in the form of what was supposed to be an interview of award-winning writer, thinker, and journalist Ta-Nehisi Coates by CBS Mornings’ Tony Dokoupil. Whatever promise of reasoned discourse producers may have made to Coates when they booked him for the show instantly vanished for the audience the moment Dokoupil started questioning the author. Dokoupil opened his questioning with a bizarrely aggressive monologue that patronized Coates by calling his book extreme and positing that it only could have been produced by someone who harbors ill will toward Jewish people.
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In light of Resurrection of Magneto's latest issue and blunder of the Jewish belief that "if you save one life it's as if you saved an entire world"....
It doesn't mean that Jews are all saintly protectors who must save everyone and never kill anyone. It doesn't mean that all. In fact, there's an equally as important belief that goes along with the aforementioned one which is that "if you allow a murderer to escape, the blood of their victims is on your hands." We Jews are not naive. The life of a murderer is not worth more than their victim- if you had a chance to stop a murderer and didn't, yes, even if it means killing them, the blood of their victims is on your hands.
Which is why Magneto saying "to save one life is to save the world" about Tony freakin' Stark is not only out of character, but also not what the phrase is about. Tony Stark has proven numerous times that his actions have led to disastrous things. Magneto is under no theological or moral obligation to help him. And Magneto himself as a character wouldn't *want* to help him.
"oh but he's had his redemption arc, Magneto is good now uwu"
Magneto doesn't have to be a doormat to have a redemption arc. Him not killing Tony for his actions inadvertantly causing the destruction of mutantkind by Orchis is enough of a "redemption". He doesn't have to save Tony to prove he's "good" now, and in fact, helping him would statistically most likely end up with more destruction in the future. Magneto can just. Not do anything. That would be more in-character.
Jews are not naive doormats. *Magneto* is not a naive doormat.
#magneto posting#magneto#erik lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#judaism#resurrection of magneto#resurrection of magneto issue 4#al Ewing has proven time and time again that he sees Judaism as an aesthetic for him to manipulate him to his means and I am done#marvel#marvel comics
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What's so funny to me about X-Men 97 is how conservatives are all up and arms about it calling it woke and whatnot.....
Bestie....THATS LITERALLY THE POINT
The X-Men have always been an allegory for societal injustice.
Mutant rights are something that is a HEAVY subject in the X-Men comics. Anyone with any semblance of a brain would see that the point of this is commentary on injustice.
The "comics aren't political" crowd will never cease to amaze me because it's like they are a toddler who turns their head to avoid eating food they don't like.
Ignoring
The entirety of X-Men
Captain America(created by Jewish immigrants) punching H!tler in the face during a time where we were neutral in world war 2
Superman(who was also created by Jewish immigrants) being the an inversion of the n@zi ideology of a superior man who rules the world
Tony Stark being an Uber capitalist being convinced he's done nothing wrong until his tech is used against him
Jason Todd is a formerly disenfranchised youth that was adopted by a vigilante fighting a one man war on crime because his city is too corrupted by greedy politicians.
And many many many more examples
The 2 lessions I have from this is one
Media literacy is an extinct species
Comics will be and have always been political
#comics are political#x men 97#x men comics#xmen#media literacy#superman#captain america#tony stark#jason todd#batman
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Steve was supposed to be Santa for the Stark Industries families Christmas party. He volunteered, does every year, and honestly, it just makes sense for Captain fucking America to be Santa.
This year, however, shit happened and Steve got called off on a mission last minute. Bucky, ever the Saint (in Steve’s and… no one else’s opinion. Maybe one other persons opinion) said he’d fill in. Their measurements are roughly close enough for him to fit the suit.
Tony wasn’t thrilled about the development, but, well, he was in a bind and Bucky was wiling and able and he had it on good authority from Sam that the centennial was, shockingly, really good with kids, actually.
Of corse, because Bucky’s life is a fucking joke, Peter had volunteered to be Steve’s elf like he did the last few years, too. His naturally delightful disposition and lean, short, stature just made it make sense. And Peter was just a sweetheart like that.
Of corse, for Bucky this was an incredibly amusing turn of events.
“Oh my god. You look ridiculous. You’re my elf?”
“I’m Steve’s elf. And you’re one to talk.”
Peter tried not to snicker at Bucky’s appearance.
“What, this isn’t doing it for you?”.
Fake white beard, coke bottle glasses, fat red suit. “I’ve never been more turned on in my life” he deadpanned.
“And here I said we’d never try role play”.
“Bucky!” Peter hissed.
“Okay doll, okay, I’ll be good, I’ll be good.”
“Good. Dont want to get yourself on your own naughty list this close to Christmas, do you?”
“Peter. we are both Jewish.” Bucky chuckled.
“Okay. Let me rephrase. You don’t want to be on my naughty list.”
“Well, that depends on what my punishment will be” Bucky purred.
“Okay you are without question the world’s horniest Santa. Let’s go. We’re gonna be late.”
“You’ve got it doll”.
Later that night, no one is surprised by the photo Clint sends the group chat of one Santa kissing one of his elves with a beer bottle in his hand.
Couldn’t have changed first? How the fuck am I explaining this to my kids?
This is like the fucked up gay version of i saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Sam teased
why were your kids still at the party at 2 am? Came buckys quick response.
Fair enough. Dare I ask why you’re still up at 4 am if you and Peter left at 3?
‘🤐’ was Peter’s answer before taking Bucky’s phone out of hand, and demanding he come back to bed.
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Happy Hanukkah!
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🌟 Coming Hanukkah 2023 🌟
#hanukkah 2023#marvel#mcu#irondad#spiderson#peter parker#aunt may#tony stark#spider-man#spiderman#iron man#ned leeds#michelle jones#hanukkah#jewish peter parker
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cptdanversbiggestfan reblogged spudly0 1m ago
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HOLY FUCK HAVE WE ALL SEEN THIS
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY F U C K
#superhero tag #Moon Knights #screaming crying throwing things
gnu-tony-stark Follow 13h ago
Someone from Jewish tumblr please translate for the rest of us??
mishegascleo Follow 11h ago
So it's a TikTok (from the official Moon Girl account, don't think she and the Moon Knights are actually affiliated, but I guess they team up sometimes?) of a Moon Knight saying a long paragraph that basically boils down to "don't be a jerk on the internet."
The reason Jewish Tumblr is flipping out about it is, this 1-minute video is packed with bits of Yiddish and Hebrew. Some highlights:
mishegas = insanity, craziness, wackiness
geneivat da'at = lying or misrepresenting something, literally "stealing knowledge"
kvetching = complaining
mitzvah = a commandment, specifically a good deed that Jewish people are commanded to do
schmuck = a dick, in both the literal and figurative senses
lashon hara = callout culture (no seriously, it's when you spread bad news about people that's factually accurate, but you're not doing it to help anyone or improve a situation, you're just reveling in the drama)
mishpocheh = family, including chosen family
And he uses them all right! And he's talking so fast, but the pronunciation is spot-on. There's no acCENT on the wrong sylLABle. Even if someone else wrote it for him, he wouldn't be that casually fluid if this wasn't a mode he was already used to talking in.
ORTHODOX MOON KNIGHT IS JEWISH, Y'ALL. And not a new convert (this is not a dig at converts, you are loved and valid!), but someone who grew up in a community that talked like this. My heart.
#superhero stuff tag #Moon Knights #the others aren't in the video but he implies they're Jewish too #this is the least important thing about all this but-- #it is officially kosher to call them Orthodox and Reform now #see what I did there
mishegascleo Follow 6h ago
Seeing a whole lot of schmucks in the replies going "no ACTUALLY he pronounced such-and-such wrong."
Well, I am here to tell you that Jewish people are found in all different regions and cultures! What you are hearing is a specific accent, not "pronouncing things wrong." Hope that helps!
#not gonna try to pin down the exact accent #that feels uncomfortably close to doxxing #let's just say I know a few people who pronounce stuff EXACTLY the same way #and leave it at that
allthegoodthorfanblogsweretaken Follow 2h ago
Ok but if they ARE confirmed Jewish, doesn't that make it INCREDIBLY problematic for them to be working for an Egyptian god? Like is this really the representation we should be excited about??
spudly0 Follow 46m ago
real people cannot be bad representation of their own identities you walnut
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So, for those who haven't heard, The Russo Brothers at SDCC announced that Robert Downey Jr. is coming back as Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday.
Now, this was unexpected cause I thought RDJ was done after Endgame. But, nope! However, it's possible that he's playing a different version of Doom, which is this:
This was a What If scenario of Tony being roommates with Victor Von Doom in college and had their minds swapped from a device that Doom made and tricked Tony to help him build it and be a part of the experiment. Doom in Tony's body became very successful and eventually owned Stark Industries after Howard died.
So, if this is the version that RDJ is playing, then he's playing Doom in Tony's body. It's speculation at this point. If not, then RDJ really is playing the main Doctor Doom, which I'm still processing this.
Honestly, I thought Mads Mikkelsen would play Doctor Doom, and I know many would want someone who's Jewish, Romani, or both to play the role. So, maybe, just maybe, it's this variant of Doctor Doom and we'll get the main Doctor Doom. If not, then....yeah.
#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#mcu critical#marvel critical#marvel cinematic universe critical#robert downey jr#rdj#victor von doom#doctor doom#avengers 5#avengers doomsday
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My Jewish!Tony Stark collage!
#jewish tony stark#tony stark#tony stark collage#jewish tony stark collage#tony stark moodboard#jewish tony stark moodboard#tony stark mcu
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Sadly no. Doom is gonna be played by RDJ, despite Doom being explicitly Romani in the comics (yes I have a lot of thoughts about that)
There are SO many things to be said about the most prominent mutants in Marvel having their Jewish and/or Rromani heritage stripped away as if there isn’t a reason four of the most recognizable mutants in Marvel history (Magneto, the Maximoff twins, Nightcrawler) are all either Jewish or Romani and each have explicit ties to ethnic discrimination and religious oppression in their backstories, but bringing back RDJ to do the whitewashing this time seems especially heinous because you just know it’s going to be Tony Stark Again.
Hilariously though I am just now remembering someone kind of predicting this why they made a Hunchback of Notre Dame AU where Tony was Esmeralda.
#obvious note that while Nightcrawler was raised Rromani he is canonically ethnically German#or we’ll half German and half whatever Mystique is
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UNIVERSE 60TH4M
Welcome to 60TH4M! A blog dedicated to two mods (who are brothers!) that roleplay a marvel dc crossover. 60TH4M is a universe where the Marvel universe and DC universe coexist - The Avengers and Justice League are aware of eachother, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark were friends,, and much more!
Some small facts about our little universe...
— Tony Stark is dead!
— It follows some aspects of Arkhamverse canon, specifically with Jason being the Arkham Knight
— We take inspiration from all dc media
— all art produced is probably based off rps
— Jason Todd is egyptian-american
— Jason's mother is alive
— Peter's family is kinda not alive
— Moon Knight is very canon.
THE MUNS/OWNERS
Aside from us being brothers, we are both queer and trans! The two people are just gonna be referred to as Jason's Mun and Peter's Mun me thinks...
Jason's Mun uses it/it's pronouns , but if you really must he/she also works! disordered disabled queer trans jewish plural . the combo
peter's mun uses he / it / foe :-) disabled queer trans .... combo
we both got audhd i think
#arkham knight#jason todd#dc#dc x marvel#dc marvel#marvel#crossover#marvel mcu#marvel rp#dc rp#spiderverse#spiderman#arkhamverse#marvel dc crossover#dc marvel crossover#batfam#avengers
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Cheer For The Holidays
Pairings: Bruce Banner x Male Reader
Summary: You were never one for the holidays, never enjoyed how they were celebrated and everyone knew that. However Bruce was determined to show you some holiday cheer.
A/n: I personally don't celebrate Christmas (I'm Jewish), but I still wanted to post some fics considering Christmas is around the corner. Happy holidays, and bare with me while I still work on requests.
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The snow fell in thick, heavy flakes, blanketing the Avengers Tower in a pristine white shroud. Below, the city streets shimmered with the warm glow of extravagant Christmas lights, casting a festive spell over the bustling metropolis.
Inside the tower, a different kind of magic was unfolding. The air thrummed with the lively sounds of music and laughter, echoing through the grand halls and spilling out into the festively decorated common room. As the hours ticked by, more and more guests arrived, eager to partake in another of Tony Stark's legendary holiday extravaganzas.
The atmosphere was electric. Guests mingled, their voices a cheerful cacophony as they enjoyed the festive cheer, indulging in delicious treats, and occasionally erupting in laughter as they participated in boisterous party games.
But amidst the revelry, a solitary figure remained hidden away. He had retreated to the sanctuary of his laboratory, barricading himself behind a fortress of steel and glass. The vibrant energy of the party, the boisterous laughter, the forced merriment – it all felt like an assault on his senses.
Holidays had never been his forte. He preferred the company of his technological creations, the intricate dance of circuits and code, the quiet hum of innovation. The idealized notions of holiday cheer, the pressure to conform to societal expectations, it all felt suffocating.
Bruce, his ever-patient and understanding boyfriend, had tried his best to coax him out, to lure him into the warmth of the festivities. But he remained stubbornly entrenched in his solitude, his mind consumed by the latest technological challenge he was grappling with. The holiday season, with its insistent demands for joy and togetherness, felt like an unwelcome intrusion into his carefully constructed world of logic and reason.
The lab, usually a sanctuary of order and precision, was now a chaotic mess of wires, schematics, and half-finished prototypes. His brow furrowed in concentration, wrestled with a particularly stubborn piece of code, oblivious to the world outside.
The door slid open, revealing Bruce, a steaming mug of hot chocolate clutched in his hand. A gentle smile played on his lips as he approached, pulling up a stool beside his boyfriend. "Looks like someone's been working a little too hard," he observed, his voice a soft counterpoint to the whirring machinery.
Startled, he looked up. "Bruce! What are you doing here? You should be out there, enjoying the party."
"I was," Bruce replied, settling into the stool. "But I missed my favorite grumpy genius." He handed him the mug. "Thought you could use a little holiday cheer."
He took a grateful sip, the warmth spreading through him. "You know I'm not much for parties, Bruce."
"I know," Bruce chuckled. "But everyone's having a wonderful time. Pepper made her famous eggnog, and Clint's been trying to teach Thor how to line dance."
He chuckled, a small smile tugging at his lips. "Thor line dancing? Now that's a sight I'd like to see."
Bruce leaned closer, his eyes twinkling. "Maybe, just maybe, you could join us. It wouldn't hurt to loosen up a little."
He hesitated, the allure of the party tugging at him despite his initial resistance. "I don't know, Bruce. I'm not really in the mood for..."
"Come on," Bruce interrupted, his voice coaxing. "Just for an hour? Please?"
He sighed, defeated by the pleading look in Bruce's eyes. "Fine," he conceded, "But only for an hour."
Bruce grinned, a triumphant glint in his eyes. "That's all I ask." He excused himself, disappearing into the adjoining room.
A moment later, he returned, carrying a small, wrapped box. "Happy holidays, love."
He raised an eyebrow, taking the box. "What's this?"
Bruce shrugged, a playful glint in his eyes. "A little something to get you in the holiday spirit."
With trembling fingers, he unwrapped the box. Inside, nestled on a bed of tissue paper, lay a pair of matching Christmas sweaters, one in a deep emerald green, the other in a vibrant crimson.
He stared at the sweaters, a mixture of amusement and exasperation washing over him. "Bruce, you know I hate Christmas sweaters."
Bruce chuckled. "But they're matching."
He playfully rolled his eyes, but a genuine smile spread across his face. He pulled on the emerald green sweater, feeling a surge of warmth, not just from the soft fabric but also from the love radiating from Bruce.
Bruce, in the crimson sweater, reached for him, their lips meeting in a passionate kiss. The taste of hot chocolate lingered, a sweet counterpoint to the intensity of their embrace.
Finally, they pulled apart, breathless. "Ready to face the music?" Bruce asked, his eyes sparkling.
The other, feeling a newfound lightness, nodded. "Let's do it."
Hand in hand, they left the lab, the sounds of the party growing louder with each step. The festive chaos that had once seemed so daunting now held a certain appeal. Perhaps, just perhaps, the holiday season wouldn't be so unbearable after all.
#fanfic#fanfiction#mlm#queer fanfiction#third person#x male reader#xmalereader#gay#gay fanfiction#marvel#bruce banner#bruce banner x reader#happy holidays
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now that they're added, here's a brief infodump on my comic muses:
note these guys are not mcu/dcu friendly!
# MARVEL .
peter parker - cis guy. he/him. bi. comic-based. lots of inspo from the insomniac-verse. peter is in his late 20's and has been spider-man for over a decade now. he's a seasoned hero and prefers to be boots on the ground rather than with the avengers. peter is also jewish and a representation of the diversity and hard working people of new york city. he's currently a biophysics professor at esu.
tony stark - trans guy. he/him. unlabeled. comic-based. latino. i typically write him within a mid-late avengers era, where he's more of their financer than an actual member. he will hop in when needed. otherwise, he works on his own and focuses on philanthropic work.
# DC .
clark kent - nonbinary. he/they. bi. based on tim sale's work. teensy inspo from s:tas. visually represented by david marquez's art. this clark is a far cry from the awfully written current superman. clark is a champion of the oppressed, as he was originally written to be. talk to me about how superman is representation of jewish assimilations in the 30's-40's! he's a reporter for the daily planet, and a chairman at wayne enterprises.
dick grayson - trans guy. he/him. bi. based on the 90's nightwing run. moderate inspo from the arkham trilogy. this nightwing has separated himself from both batman and the titans, though he'll help out either group as needed. currently based in bludhaven, and runs "the haven" - a safe space for teens to hang out.
dinah lance - demigirl. she/they. bi. preference for women. based on the birds of prey run. moderate inspo from the justice league series. loud and brash and will kick your ass, but incredibly compassionate.
harvey dent - transmasc bigender. he/she. bi. i've been writing him for about a decade, so most of my inspo comes from my own hcs. moderate inspo from b:tas. moderate inspo from the arkham series. moderate inspo from older batman comics. good old fashion gang leader and bank robber.
kent clarkson - nonbinary. he/they. bi. based on the earth-three comics. sooo headcanon based. begs to answer the question "what if superman was batshit, had a mobster accent, and enjoyed drugs".
oswald cobblepot - trans man. he/him. gay. loosely based on a mix of the arkham trilogy, some gotham, and some headcanon. runs the iceberg lounge, which is a one-size-fits-all exclusive nightclub. also runs drugs and guns through gotham.
selina kyle - cis woman. she/her. bi. pref for women. based on darwyn cooke's run. moderate inspo from when in rome. minor inspo from the arkham trilogy. i typically write her in a "reformed" era, where she's no longer a thief, but a vigilante and a protector of women in gotham.
thomas elliot - nonbinary. he/him. based off of his own series. minor inspo from the arkham trilogy. typically written "between faces", so he's covered in bandages. a step In Front Of You. will write verses where he looks like bruce after plotting!
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