#jesus vs thor

[theycallmejeezycreezy]

Thor is still mad you didn't fight him :/

Give me his @. I’m not feeling so ‘peace and love’ today.

[prototypesteve]

Who MAGA’s talking about when they talk about their christ (small-c) or their gospel (small-g).

Christ is just a title. It means “anointed one”. The christ MAGA follows isn’t Jesus of Nazareth, but an impressionist mash-up of Thor¹ and Ares.

Their gospel (also just a noun, meaning good news) isn’t the four accounts attributed to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Nope, MAGA’s gospel is a stack of quotes from Paul's teachings, taped to a suspiciously sticky copy of CliffsNotes The Fountainhead (scrubbed of any mention of the bit where Dominique seems to be romantically attracted to skyscrapers.)

¹ Dan Carlin did a deep dive into this, ages ago. The Thor Christ thing isn’t new, it’s just really consequential again.

² Etymology of gospel / godspel / evangel / euangélion

³ It’s in Part 3, chapter IV. So, like objectivist objectum, I guess?

[heckcareoxytwit]

A preview of Godzilla vs. Thor #1

GODZILLA VS THOR #1

GODZILLA TAKES ON THE GOD OF THUNDER! The deadly group of assassins known as THE HAND have bestowed GODZILLA with the power of THE BEAST! KRA-KOOM!!! THOR must defend MIDGARD from GODZILLA — but at what cost?! THE FINAL ROUND IN A SERIES OF SIX ONE-SHOT THROWDOWNS! Written by: Jason Aaron Art by: Aaron Kuder, Jesus Aburtov Cover by: Aaron Kuder Page Count: 32 Pages Release Date: July 2, 2025

Oh no...it's that Old Hag Bitch of The Hand from Jason Aaron's Punisher comic! I hope that she gets blasted her to bits once Godzilla is free from mind-control.

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

CBS Ghosts Live Reaction 4x17

Okay, wait, is this Episode 17??? IDK why I can't remember!

Anyway, I heard this one was about Sass & Shiki???? (Only based on the name of it which I saw at a glance). I hope so!

Guess we'll see.

6 new episodes in a row! Nice!

OMG .... Isaac's book again.

Pete finding a lovely dead lady???

OMG Virgin shaming.

LOL Sass & set ups.

Hello, Joan! Cute and Gullible.

Ohhh, he died the week before his 1st storytelling thing! Are we going to get his death story????

LOL Flower.

Revenge Bail?? I don't care.

Alberta missed Thor's 1000th bday party? HOW??

LOL not for another 900 years!

Ghost Trap mention!

Ohhh, Sass wasn't there for it but using the conversation.

"Unlucky in love"

Oh Trevor.

OH Shit, rude. It's his room. I don't like her. Jessica was more interesting.

Build up your tolerance!

Interesting.

Oh, I do not like this use of Trevor.

Thor vs Alberta. This is fun. She's falling for it.

He really wants to revenge bail on her - OMG he did that whisper walk away thing.

Most are about handsy guys?

OMG! they brought up the "watching sex" statement. I KNEW IT.

LOL "She's an option!" Like you should settle for whatever available.

Interested in the unavailable???

This is interesting. I like the possibility.

Trevor is right about this. If you can't be with her - why bother being interested in her? It's destined for heartbreak.

Oh, Pete, that's not - that's not it.

LOL Shiki is supposed to ignore that?? Awww, she wants a guy that puts himself out there.

there's 13 hellos - yeah, exactly....

Ohhhhh, she doesn't know about the deer???

And now, she's into him. AHHHHHHHH!!!

Pete, you're better off lying. Also really love this use of Pete's power - no one's going to mention Chris skipping out on them?

Trevor/Jay agreeing.

Very tragic.

Sam's more interested Joan than Shiki.

It's not a great match, guys.

It would be better for them to lie.

OMG Hetty. Trevor's side eye.

LOL Trevor's like "what is going on here?"

OMFG this is hilarious.

She died with ALCOHOL!!!

Momentary buzz!!!

Ooooh, Sass <3

OMG Pete you're terrible at lying.

STOP IT.

Oh Sam's more into her than Sass is. Honestly, Joan is not a great match.

Sass!! "Sort of like this but Sam's not here"

Ohhh Thor. He's so bad at this.

"You just walked through Pete, but the party is going great!"

OMG JAY!!! SASS <3

Pete putting it on Hetty! (fair it was her idea).

Jay didn't receive that update! "Last thing I wanna do is hurt a ghost!"

Cue Jay walking through Alberta AND Trevor!

"OUCH THAT HURTS"

Awww Sass.

oooooh. the "all is lost" moment -> does this mean that Shiki will come to him???

OMG OMG Are they going to bring the Ghost Trap back.

LOL Alberta didn't even notice Thor wasn't there!

Aww Thor have feelings!!! LOl Unrelated fashion opinion.

Oooooohhhh, Alberta was a struggling as a new ghost! <3.

The reminder that Thor had a long time there.

Friend date for Thor and Alberta!!!

Round down to "not at party" - I love this!

This is cute.

Jay - you could talk to them - USE TREVOR!

YES THEY"RE USING MY GHOST TRAP IDEA!!!! I love it!! MAKE IT CANON PLEASE!!! (I wrote this idea like basically right after the Ghost Trap episode!)

"Does this man desperately need to get some" - "Definitely"

Jesus!

I wanna see Sass/Shiki get together! Go away, Joan!

OH SHIT Alberta - you don't revenge bail on me.

Poor Jay!

"Go watch basketball"

Finally thoughts,

I liked Thor/Albeta plot.

Didn't like Joan.

But we got answers on Sass/Shiki - at least a little bit.

I really hope that we see the re-unite.

Side note - WTF was that Promo????

[mrsoftthoughts]

This is extremely dumb and it shouldn't be taked with any kind of seriousness, despite being something i dont like because it makes a extremely messy world building and i feel that monotheistic and polytheistic Pantheons couldn't coexist so easily, is canon that any religion exist/existed in the riordanverse a by extend jesus is probably just as any religious figure here and bla bla bla, the boring part

BUT-

We know that hades has a type for womans whose names is sort variation of 'Mary' ( Maria di Angelo and Marie Levesque being two of his lovers and Mothers of his kids) soo... You know what im about to say right?

What if if instead of zeus ( that is the most common option for this) the one that was in Nazareth and turned into a fucking dove was hades, and jesus just was just a Greek demigod son of hades?? I dare to say that we can even cast Thanatos as the archangel Gabriel

What if the reason why jesus never showed up to the duel vs thor is because hes just a soul in the middle of elsyum?? If you ask me, it would be hilarious

[llycaons]

VS ep14/15. written as I watched 😭

ANNE! a girl character, oh boy! she seems to harbor impure thoughts of theft...oh I cannot WAIT to see how that plays out. I love her big goofy smile too hehe. I wish we had more women in this show! like. any female warriors, too. usually I feel like there's at least one...

the 'love' thing with the priest is a bit dumb imo. vikings knew what love was. like. they have family members and friends. it's kind of strange to see christianity positioned as a moral faith in comparison to the norse pagan faith, when like...we KNOW how much destruction and suffering christians and christianity has caused over the next thousand years.

it's kind of funny to hear the extremely simplistic 'if you don't obey god and jesus Just Because you will literally be tortured for eternity' because honestly that's how a lot of christians do seem to think and try to scare their kids with. so. accurate

OH HOLY SHIT.......oh. okay. yeah. yeah this show does not pull punches

going to be honest murdering an entire village in cold blood and then praying for their souls is kind of. like. offensive? hypocritical? however the villagers are also christian so um. at least there's that

I really like how anne's hands are animated - dry and cracked. she's not a wealthy young woman, or enduring this weather comfortably. also she has the exact same backstory as lin wanyue from fgep so I briefly imagined her she disguising herself as a man joining the army to murder all the danes and then marrying an english princess. I'm much more interested in her interactions with thorfinn and canute tho - just because thorfinn wants revenge on askeladd, that doesn't mean he's not complicit. and just because canute's life was theoretically at risk and he never physically hurt anyone, that doesn't mean he played no role

apparently she doesn't come back tho 😔 my kingdom for a single major female character...I miss ylva too honestly

also canute yelling at the priest for doubting god was like. buddy you are not endearing yourself to me😭 he and thorfinn truly are SO different so I'm really interested to see how their relationship develops. that line about fathers seemed to make him think - norse paganism and christianity truly do 🤝 over the patriarchy

ALSO does the priest know thors? did thors have a run-in with christians? what WAS that?

ragnar is soo funny he's such a mother hen like 'young man you need to eat vegetables' and thorfinn (poorly socialized, never talks with kids his own age, lives to kill, hasn't been parented in a decade) is like FUCK OFF I"LL EAT MEAT FOR EVERY MEAL IF I WANT TO, but then immediately caves bc he wants food and does have a job guarding this guy. ragnar is honestly very different to what you'd expect from his big tough guy design

thorfinn eating well-cooked food for the first time in ???? and clearly being genuinely emotionally touched by it and probably remembering his home and family is so. oh man he's right there isn't he. just under the surface of his aggression and antisocial behavior is that kid. he just needs a little coaxing. some unconditional affection. to stop killing people. this scene is so warm and domestic 🥺 and aw man canute being punished by his father for his hobbies...for class reasons but also it's GOTTA be for gender reasons right. like. you'd assume. and ragnar supporting and loving him...god that makes what's about to happen even worse because I did NOT see that coming at all holy shit? ALSO his DAD wanting him dead? that means thorfinn is going to have to protect him? will askeladd tell thorfinn? doubtful...man this is a complex political situation playing out huh bc askeladd wants canute in power so he can ensure the safety of wales. also another DUEL is coming up!!!! I'm sure thorfinn won't kill askeladd tho. too early. im sure askeladd has far more to do in this story before then

also thorfinn immediately holding a knife to the messenger's throat when he opens the door who's like CHILL OUT DUDE IM JUST THE MESSANGER...like LIGHTNING quick. that was real badass I did enjoy it I love speedy knife fighters hehe

[maxknightley]

"Helen Parr is [...] not even in the top ten hottest cartoon superheroines,"

Okay, well, now we wanna see your Top 10.

10. Tricolour from Freedom Force vs. The Third Reich. see? I can be kind to the French.

9. this is a normie pick but Power Girl.

8. Barbara Gordon as Oracle specifically. she's also hot in batman beyond but is disqualified for being a cop.

7. Kate Bishop as Hawkeye.

6. Jubilee

5. Spider-Woman, specifically Jessica Drew, specifically ultimate Jessica Drew OR across the spider-verse Jessica Drew.

4. Venom isn't a girl but she's a girl to me. oh wait there's a She-Venom? (looks up what her whole deal is) jesus christ. fuck comics.

3. Mount Lady

2. Big Barda

1. SHE-HULK

honorable mentions go to Black Cat, Catwoman, and Harley Quinn (I dunno if it would be right to count them as "superheroes" given their whole thing is going back and forth between antihero and supervillain), Jane Foster as Thor, Thor Girl, and Wonder Woman (who I'm surprised didn't make the top ten but the numbers don't lie). also Xena if Xena counts.

[megahorous]

Tried out Fight of the Gods today ! 'Tis the season. I've beaten it as Jesus, Santa and Athena so far

I was into Greek and Norse myths when I was little. Either of those could've easily been their own games; probably all of them could

In fact, they have Sif and Freyja instead of Thor--reminds me of Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl because I assume they're trying to put in many female characters, even prioritizing them over the main character, which is laudable of course. But then if you want Zeus vs. Thor, you'll have to watch Muppets Tonight

I wonder where this fits into the Saint Young Men timeline

[megashadowdragon]

Thematically, Lu Bu would've been a better opponent for Beelzebub than Tesla

www . reddit . com/r/ShuumatsuNoValkyrie/comments/1ed3p9p/thematically_lu_bu_wouldve_been_a_better_opponent/

Seriously they are so similar it's not even funny

-Both were born cursed and nobody wanted to associate with them because of it, save for 2 guys (Lu Shang, Lucifer, and the other 2 bozos from Beelzebub backstory but let's be honest Lucifer is the one that matters)

-Those that did associate with them, ended up dying (in the same pose and place mind you) due to the already mentioned curse, which led both Lu Bu and Beelzebub to the path of their lives (Finding a friend and revenge against Satan)

-In the middle of their lonely quest, they find an ally (Dung Zhou and Lilith) and while they are both reluctant at first to associate with them they both agree to after they offer help in their quests and, with time, they form a bond which ends their lonely lives

-...or at least it should have, because at that moment both finally learn the painful truth (There was never a worthy opponent for Lu Bu on earth and Beelzebub is Satan) after killing their partners (in the same way, mind you)

-This leads both of them to fall into despair and search for death, which would finally fulfill their goal (Lu Bu can now find a strong opponent in heaven and Beelzebub would get "revenge" on the one that killed his friends)

And this is just their lives stories, in terms of fighting dynamic.

-Beelzebub wants to die a horrifying and brutal death and Lu Bu is the perfect opponent for that since he is the most brutal and barbaric Human while Beelzebub is certainly strong enough to be recognized by Lu Bu as his worthy opponent

-Beelzebub is said to have the strongest Spear and the strongest Shield, Sky Piercer is also said to be the strongest spear and it has the Shield Breaking ability

Honestly if it wasn't for all the lighthing moments on the Lu Bu spin off I would say Beelzebub is better than Thor for Lu Bu aswell

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Even Lu Bu's spear is a perfect counter to Beelzebub's vibration shield due to its ability to break defenses!

Not exactly, one was cursed with immense strength that everyone feared and revered at the same time creating enemies and allied all around him. That guy is looking for an equal match. The other was cursed of being host to a sinister entity that kills all who as much as stand close to him. He was finding a means to die or find ways to rid of his curse. One sees his strength as boredom and the other sees his curse as a burden. Theyre different.

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u/The_Mexican_Poster avatar The_Mexican_Poster OP • 5d ago Jesus The point is not that they have the same curse, the point is that their respective curses led them to have a lonely life

Lu Bu's strength is a burden in its way, while Beelzebub can't love anyone without them dying, Lu Bu can't love anyone at all because nobody understands him "I have no interest in weak people, and everyone in this world is weak but me"

What is supposedly the link between Tesla and Beelzebub?

That they are both scientists? That is not reflected in any way during the fight.

That one is optimistic and the other is pessimistic? It's not something unique to these two.

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u/casualredditor43 avatar casualredditor43 • 5d ago Garlic Tesla Science to destroy vs science to further and create.

Never ending despair vs never ending hope.

Also,

That they are both scientists? Thats not reflected in any way.

No, non, nein! They had civil discussion about each others technology!

Not unique.

Nah, not many are pessimistic. "Oh but R4" jack was taking clear joy in it and heracles eventually also loved him.

R8 AGENDA WILL NEVER CEEEEEAAAAAAASE!

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Destruction vs creation ?

Consumed by the past vs projecting toward the future ?

[fanfic-lover-girl]

Learning more about the Greek gods has made me appreciate Christianity and Jesus even more

Worshipping one God is hard enough. The thought of worshipping multiple gods who sometimes have conflicting interests (with mortals in the crossfire) and often embody the worst of human nature is such a horrific nightmare. I truly wonder if the Greeks converted by Paul in the biblical days were relieved they didn't have to deal with the tyrannical reign of Zeus and his crew anymore.

In the poetic words of Thor in the Thor vs Zeus Epic rap battles of history:

Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is? You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened I'd spit in your face but you'd probably like it

[tf2heritageposts]

Now I’m wondering what it would be like to watch deities or gods from their respective religions and beliefs fight in a wrestling ring.

i don’t know but i want thor vs jesus right the fuck now

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

More random hijinks.

(Shipping/funny stuff)

Bun:I mean I'm sure you would've forgotten to wake up early and meet me so I could introduce you to my classmates...

Darque:wouldn't have forgotten of you were with me. (Someone talked her into flirting with him)

Bun:I mean look at...*remembers what she siad and trying to gather his composure* jeezus. Look guys! This is Darque.

Mineta:*remembers the collar bun has under his shirt.*...so she doms?

Bun:*pulls bright red sandle from..somewhere.* I will send your ass to Jesus.

(Cobtext the god of war verse.)

How hiemdall sees it go:*sunblood swinging maddly as he expertly dodges everything and mocks the false god.*

How it REALLY went:*sunblood merging with his Völundr partner and Rhythmscale which leads all 3 of them getting mad grabbing his neck and chokeslam the god into a crystal wall.*

*Kaito in the next room with his siblings*:*heard all of it.*

Emiko(youngest sister):to be fair father and mother have said worse.

Akiri (eldest sister):to qoute mom. 'Hey now. We loved it and you lovely babies were born into the world.'

Hakari (older bro):yeah..but we all heard them...the amount of times I've heard 'Big boy' is worrying....

Kaito:*instant regrets.*

Paradox:*sees thrud talking about someone she knew.* Huh? Who's that?

Thrud:a man mother thought would marry me....he said no.

Paradox:he said no? To you?

Thrud:yeah he said that women like me need a monster to marry them..like that Mitsuri girl could only marry an animal..

Paradox:...hey Baby. *hands a box that's labeled 'to Thor and Sif* drop this off to your parents please?

Thrud:*leaves to do so*

Paradox:*grabs an old hunting bow he has*

Mook:*wandering his home and almost gets hit with an arrow.* AHHHH WHAT THE HELL?

Arrow's note:'I seee you ♡ let's play a game! It's a version of dogeball!'

*Paradox spent 2 hours shooting arrows at his house.*

Darque belongs to @splatoonfan88

Rythemscale belongs to @shadrax-official

[whereserpentswalk]

@aminta The gods aren't specifically connected to forests. We know from civilizations like ancient Greece and Mesopotamia that Urban worship was a thing. Gods like Neptune who were specifically worshipped outside of city limits were a notable exception, not standard practice. The only reason why Norse and Celtic deities are thought of as different is because the time and places they were worshipped had less cities.

Fetishization of rural areas as more spiritual and purer is inherently right wing and reactionary btw. Just because you're using the fae instead of Jesus to make your degenerate city vs pure country dichotomy doesn't mean it isn't fascist.

I also realize 9/11 hole is very weird without context. It's still a massive brutalist pit, and when I summoned Thor there, he used the opportunity to talk about how horrible the United States was during war on terror was, then took me to a nearby church to banish angels/Christ.

tumblr user walking into a forest that got cut down and then replanted like 50 years ago: omg... the fae... the old gods...

[cristoreysol]

Por cierto..destaco que cuando estuve en el PUB O'CLOCK de SEVILLA se lo Tweetee al Malogrado INGLES Michael ROBINSON porque estaban echando PUTO FUTBOL al igual que cuando me fotografie en el bar SAN ELOY de SEVILLA con sevillano CAPARROS [Nacido en UTRERA como el malogrado sevillano REYES que tenía una VIRGEN pintada en el TECHO de su habitación así como su 2da mujer o VIUDA Noelia LOPEZ tenía un hermano muerto de CANCER.. o CEBALLOS del REAL MADRID y el grupo LOS MUERTOS DE CRISTO] que hizo debutar en el SEVILLA al malogrado sevillano PUERTA [murio con 22 años teniendo embarazada a su novia de 42 años y la cual fue al funeral con camiseta de GSUS=JESUS]..y donde fotografie en su TV a ALFREDO SANTA_ELENA AGUADO que marcó el gol de la VICTORIA del DEPORTIVO A CORUÑA vs VALENCIA en la FINAL de la COPA DEL REY de 24 junio 95 suspendida por DILUVIO DE GRANIZO por el que casi se AHOGAN en los VESTUARIOS y que se reanudó 3 días más tarde así como marcó el Gol de la VICTORIA para AT MADRID en la final de COPA DEL REY de 1991 vs MALLORCA que impidio hacer en el BERNABEU el concierto por el 25 aniversario de los 40 principales por lo que lo hicieron en el HIPODROMO DE la ZARZUELA siendo SIMULTANEO a otro en BARCELONA o en el antiguo ESTADIO DEL ESPANYOL y cerrando en MADRID "HEROES DEL SILENCIO" que presentaban cd SENDEROS DE TRAICION ..también fotografie al fallecido repentinamente JESUS GIL o ex_dueño de AT MADRID que fue condenado por el DERRUMBE de un RESTAURANT en su urbanización de LOS ANGELES DE SAN RAFAEL y que era el dueño del ESTADIO del MANZANA+eRES cuando suspendieron por precaución porque al parecer las gradas padecían algo llamado ALUNINOSIS..el concierto de 4 de julio de 1992 de GUNS N ROSES [ultimo cd CHINESE DEMOCRACY] con FAITH NO MORE [ultimo cd SOL INVICTUS] y SOUNDGARDEN [ultimo cd KING ANIMAL y de su malogrado cantante THE HIGHER TRUTH]..así como el siguiente de GENESIS [gira WE CAN'T DANCE] aunque ya a principios de Agosto 1992 ya hubo fútbol con el trofeo VILLA DE MADRID entre AT MADRID VS SAO PAULO y al año siguiente volvió GUNS N ROSES pero con BRIAN MAY de QUEEN [presentando su cd debut en solitario BACK TO THE LIGHT] y SUICIDAL TENDENCIES [presentando cd THE ART OF REBELLION cuya portada es la MONA LISA Vandalizada].

Por con CAPARROS [del que me dijo Ramón VALLE_INCLAN o hijo del ex_presidente de TABACALERA..que se lo encontró en la disco GARAMOND cuando era entrenador de ATH. BILBAO siendo su siguiente equipo los SUIZOS del NEUCHATRL XAMAX cuyo dueño lo echo a PUNTA DE PISTOLA]..llevaba camiseta de MIGHTY o THOR [el DIOS PAGANO o ESCANDINAVO DE LAS TORMENTAS].

Lo dicho NO ES MI RESPONSABILIDAD..QUIZAS LA DE LOS QUE ME PERSIGUIERON y MIENTEN u OCULTAN LA VERDAD.

[the-firebird69]

Predator 2 - King Willie vs The Predator [HD]

Here you see the star and King will he's telling to prepare himself and he plays the predator in the original movie so people think he might have a suit but there's not enough time no there is but it's not him you see him later in the movie fighting the predator and he's fighting it with Dr Landry who gets cut in half this this monster is serious talk to landrigan is not Trump either but he becomes him after the movie and he's worse than he was that sure truly true and Trump should kind of get it and he says they're picking off my guys who is and he says boy that sucks and you can see it in a the predator 2018 or something they have them in a lab and there's a girl in there and a guy and the other one and he goes Jesus Christ who the hell is doing is we are that's kind of sucky and you got really mad they said this blows and yeah they're forcing people to do stuff. I don't have time to go looking for predators but there's a bunch of them and it's been done in the past what if that bug sneaks up behind you so many damn times and he says well ard and he said back well and that was sent to John remillard and he responded well. The with the word that's all and he's saying later I don't think I'm going to volunteer for that duty and he hears it might be mandatory he got mad and said that they're having me do it and yeah it's not bad but what's one to do you know well they're making me do it he says this is a different thing but I'm really young... We have this argument before and our son says whoa wait a minute now he says it's on so that's the problem it's always on I need you away from me it should be on at all and he gets it a little

It's going forwards but yeah he's going to be a big boy he's going to expand and come down a little and people say all sorts of stuff about Trump and gross things but they'll see her son is extremely strong and Trump's kind of faking It. There's something in this post yeah

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

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Creo que mejor que estar MUERTO es TENER NOSTALGIA [tienda de camisetas de PUTO FUTBOL, PUTOS DISCOS y trajes MILITARES del PASADO] que había en SEVILLA en la calle SAN ELOY en cuyo BAR del mismo nombre me fotografie con Joaquín CAPARROS nacido en UTRERA [como el grupo LOS MUERTOS DE CRISTO y donde nació Malogrado REYES que tenía pintada una VIRGEN en el TECHO de su habitación al que hizo debutar CAPARROS en el SEVILLA como al malogrado PUERTA y a Sergio RAMOS cuyo socio en sus GYM se mató con toda su familia en su JET PRIVADO por COSTA RICA tras ser responsable de la TRAGEDIA del LOVE PARADE donde murieron decenas de MUSICATAS APLASTADOS Y MASIFICADOS..así como también se mató en un HIDROAVION ANTI_INCENDIOS su amigo de la INFANCIA en su localidad natal de "CAMAS"=lo que hace falta y mucho pero gratis y libre o por AMOR DE DIOS..para acabar con LA PUTA Y EL DIABLO=cd de HAMLET de cuyo cantante fue novia PILAR RUBIO o la MUJER de SERGIO RAMOS antes de que le dejara por él tras 10 años y 16 años de diferencia] ..foto del 29/5/14 o día después del 46 cumpleaños de KYLIE MINOGUE que ficho por el GRANADA [donde fracaso] dando la PATADA al LEVANTE [equipo de la azotada VALENCIA] como le Tweetee al malogrado INGLES Michael ROBINSON [que tras jugar en el OSASUNA paso a retransmitir el PUTO FUTBOL de PAGO que empezo a emitir CANAL PLUS como las películas PORNO y poniendo como BSO en las retransmisiones the DREAM de la película DESAFIO TOTAL de SCHWARZENEGGER donde esta CASADO con SHARON STONE que es su ESPIA ]

También en el bar SAN ELOY [donde por cierto..llevaba camiseta de MIGHTY de THOR cuando me fotografie con CAPARROS al que luego le salio LEUCEMIA y al que echaron del NEUCHATEL XAMAX a punta de PISTOLA] fotografie en su TV al difunto JESUS GIL ex_dueño de AT MADRID , ALCALDE DE MARBELLA [de donde echo a todas las PUTAS] y responsable de la TRAGEDIA DE LOS ANGELES DE SAN RAFAEL así como su ex_jugador ALFREDO "SANTAELENA"[=madre del emperador CONSTANTINO fundador del VATIKANO al encontrar la CRUZ DE CRISTO en el TEMPLO DE VENUS de JERUSALEN y RESUCITAR UN MUERTO con ella ] AGUADO [=estropeado con AGUA]..que marcó el único gol de la COPA DEL REY que ganó el AT MADRID al MALLORCA en el BERNABEU en 1991 [por lo que trasladaron la celebración del 25 aniversario de los 40 principales al hipódromo de la ZARZUELA que cerró HEROES DEL SILENCIO presentando SENDEROS DE TRAICION que les produjo Phil MANZANa+ERA] así como el gol de la VICTORIA para el deportivo de LA CORUÑA [considerada las ANTIPODAS DE CHRIST_CHURCH] vs el VALENCIA tras reanudarse la FINAL 3 días después de que fuera SUSPENDIDA al caer una TREMENDA TORMENTA en MADRID por la que casi se AHOGAN en los VESTUARIOS ese 24_6_95 o día de San Juan BAUTISTA siendo el entrenador del DEPORTIVO arsenio IGLESIAS que a continuación pasó a mitad de la siguiente temporada a sustituir al argentino VALDANO [Nacido en LAS PAREJAS, SANTA FE] que tuvo un accidente de HELICOPTERO en MEXICO DF e hizo debutar a OSCAR MOLINA en el REAL MADRID que se mató en VILLA_MESIAS tras conocerle la NOCHEVIEJA del 92..en ese REAL MADRID de la temp 95/96 que fue el peor de la historia pues ni se clasificaron para EUROPA jugaban LUIS ENRIQUE [a continuacion ficho por FC BARCELONA donde se le rompió la COPA DEL REY en sus manos con la que como entrenador de FC BARCELONA poso con su malograda hija al igual que la subió a la de la CHAMPIONS que ganó en BERLIN] cuya camiseta de FC BARCELONA estaba a la entrada de la tienda NOSTALGIA [frente a CELEBRACIONES], el argentino ESNAIDER [que se le murio un hijo la NAVIDAD de 2013] y CAÑIZARES [al que se le murio un TRILLIZO] y esto me recuerda que pose delante del ex jugador de FC BARCELONA como entrenador del BRIGHTON [tras entrenar en JERUSALEN] desde la grada del Estadio del GETAFE [entonces con el nombre de ALFONSO PEREZ que animo en mi 1era maraton en SEVILLA desde el Hotel AL_ANDALUS en barrio HELIOPOLIS=CIUDAD DEL SOL..antes de jugar un BETIS VS SEVILLA en el que empataron encaminandose ambos a 2da DIVISION]..y luego se le murio una HIJA.