#jesus i cant spell

[irishmammonagenda]

Belphie blinks at you in greeting as you slide under the covers with him, only humming gently when you hold onto him for dear life. Dark indigo eyes noticing with interest that you haven't even started getting ready for RAD yet---not that he was one to talk---the Avatar of Sloth merely gives you a lazy smirk and wraps his tail around you under the covers as you whisper a strangled out, 'hide me'.

He nods slowly, his throat feeling much too heavy, and he himself feeling much too lazy to use his words. A pale hand pulls the covers over your head, just in time too, as Lucifer bursts into the room, ruby red eyes shining like a wolf on the hunt.

"Have you seen MC?" The eldest asks, paying no mind to the usual sound of morning chaos coming from the rest of the house.

Belphie lets out a strangled, lazy, "Nope." all the while his tail tightens around you.

Lucifer shakes his head. Looking at the you shaped lump under the covers. Merely pinching the bridge of his hooked nose and sighing, "MC. If you wanted a break from RAD, you could've just asked instead of opting to hide."

You pop out from under the covers, eyes wide like a deer in headlights, Belphegor's arms wrap around you from under the covers, his eyes sleepily tracing the features of your face as you speak.

"Right.....yeah. Sorry Luci?" You tilt your head, the Avatar of Pride's eyes soften a fraction.

"Be sure to catch up on your schoolwork, we only have room for one academic failure in this house and I'm afraid that spot has permanently been reserved for Mammon." Lucifer says sternly, though you can see the faintest upward quirk of his lips.

"Aye aye Captain." You nod, sleepily saluting the eldest.

"Belphegor."

Belphie turns to look at his eldest brother.

"Just because MC has a day off school, it doesn't mean you have one. Your uniform's hanging up by your desk." The ebony-haired demon walks out of the room.

"...Diavolo fucking dammit."

[buddietommys]

"Do you think we're soulmates in every universe?"

"Are we even soulmates in this one?"

[quartergremlin]

i would love to see how jess felt when he learned that mikey got his wish for a kid

so i think at first, mikey would probably ignore the entire world to hover around the lab and generally refuse to take their eye off the egg, which would be worring.

but after that, Jess would be extremely happy for her.

[raiidsol]

i wish i could just talk bad about stranger things and move on with my life but if one of those characters die i will be crying for next 5 years

[whor-pheus]

I told my friend (who doesn't know much about drp) to pick between SaiOuma, OuMami, KiiMami (is that their ship name idek I keep calling them Avacado toast in my head), IruMatsu and HaruMatsu and they picked IruMatsu so

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[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

uh. its like 1 am and i cant sleep so heres some davekat except i drew them both from memorty also so karkat looks fucked up

[camvrin]

get these maniacs out of my COMMENS

[he-goes-down]

Mermaid(au) Axl on the wall

[villainvillain]

oop ALREADY seeing cold takes that are just "i thought the finale was good so if you didnt you are clearly just watching the show wrong and you missed the point of everything ever" like ok can we just accept that the world is more nuanced than that and doesnt always revolve around ur thoughts and opinions

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

mindaro and lilac

how aboit i dont take care of myself and instead drink an unhealthh amount of skda at ur dinosaur birthday party

[barnabybrainrot]

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[motionless-in-blue-socks]

sorry for anyone who had to see the cat posting as it was happening- i was having a moment

[lonlonranching]

there are simply not enough hours in the day

[phosphophylight-of-my-life]

had another fainting spell, but this time i was out cold for at least 3mins instead of just a few seconds bc i managed to sit down before losing consciousness, and no one in a train cabin of at least 20 people had the sense to lower my head so blood could reach it more easily

[baura-bear]

i have a fidget ring on each hand I feel so powerful

[trans-kevin-juice]

that feeling when your band director asks someone to play a difficult part of our warm up by themself and he almost immediately chooses me: