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#CHRRRISTT ALMIGHTY LORD HAVE MERCY#im so ok about this photo!#There are tears in my eyes oh god.#THANK YOU LINDA FOR YOUR SERVICE#jesus fucking hell on earth#god above and below mother mary jesus and everything that is holy amen.#pa. Paul McCartney sir ur thighs... ur thighs. CHRIST#paul mccartney#the beatles
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anyway. hawkebela time
#dragon age#garrett hawke#isabela dragon age#hawkebela#art stuff#these are redraws of those pics. you know the ones#i miss them#here is where i would say ''but i dont want to replay da2'' but i wont because i said the same thing about dai several posts ago#and now im 50 hours into yet another playthru. hell on earth#oh my fucking god i forgot hawkes blood stripe. jesus. hes naked
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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌
(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)
#dbtag#Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote#He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve#But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas#Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is#and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes#“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing#those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do#Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby#He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line#to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words#Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume#that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way#While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character#which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler#even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd
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So, I watched the episodes
Cannot say I’m surprised by Bloodmoon’s fate, just with the execution
What just happened with Moon just happened
I feel horrible for Earth and Monty
I am incredibly concerned over whatever the hell they’ve got going on with Dusk now
Anyways, uno hell video ft. both Bloodmoons when?
#tsams#sun and moon show#sams#the sun and moon show#sams spoilers#jesus#todays lore was fucking heavy#sams bloodmoon#tsams bloodmoon#sams moon#tsams moon#sams earth#laes earth#sams monty#mgafs monty#mgafs puppet#sams dark sun#I don’t know if I haven’t processed it yet or I’m simply apathetic#the performances were absolute top notch holy hell#I worry for Davis’ throat#like the suddenness from Bloodmoon to Ruin must’ve been nerve wracking in such a serious scene#they’re all so talented#good episodes#I think Original’s death is starting to sink in hold on oh fuck I’m tearing up—
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Okay I haven't talked about Judas OR the Judas album in a while so I'm going to share this analysis I finally placed and I'm losing my mind about
In the song Field of Blood (song 5,) the chorus ends with a line I've never quite been able to find a suitable conclusion about. Right. (Putting my rambling under a read more, the screenshots make this long)
Oh, okay, "what is my god," he's having a crisis of faith. Why is God so cruel as to order Jesus be killed (reminder that the album is a mix of biblical and Gnostic canon, where Jesus asked Judas to be the one to betray him.)
WRONG
If we move two tracks ahead in the album to Death is Just a Kiss Away, right before the last chorus we have these lines:
Which is insane! Because this part is actually saying "you have two gods, God and Jesus" (sun and moon, as I'll get to) "and no matter which you choose" (obeying the kill command or refusing to kill Jesus) "you're going to piss everyone off"! Okay now I know, "but where did you get sun and moon/God and Jesus" and HERE I TELL YOU:
Jesus is CONSTANTLY referred to with constellation imagery! (There's a whole song about it!) The Gospel of Judas includes the quotes (from Jesus) "Judas, your star has led you astray" and "the star that leads the way is your star." The album takes this and RUNS with it. Makes Jesus Judas's guiding star. There is SO MUCH night/star symbolism going on here, mostly in Constellation, but also from A World Where we Belong:
SO BASICALLY: considering that Jesus is heavily referred to with night sky imagery and they're literally both referred to as "two moons aligned," it isn't unreasonable to conclude that the line from Just a Kiss Away is in fact talking about God/Jesus. WHICH MEANS
When Judas is about to hang himself and he pleadingly asks "what is my god?"
HE DOESN'T KNOW IF IT'S GOD OR JESUS BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM APNDOANSOANS HE OBEYED GOD BECAUSE HE'S GOD BUT HE'S KILLING HIMSELF OVER JESUS. I HAVE MANY OTHER LINES ABOUT THIS (DEVOTION TO JESUS, NOT GOD) BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT TOPIC
#AGGGGGHHHHHHH#yeah hey long time no judas#in case you guys thought i was over it#i am not fucking tagging this anything searchable no one needs to go in the judas iscariot tag and see me being insane#however much the english major roomie says im doing insane level analysis#i think im just insane actually#like. im CORRECT. but im still insane#also @ the 'what is my god' like. cruelty pondering#i would have accepted that as a face answer IF there wasnt biblical canon mixed in#since heaven and hell are mentioned this is very much not referring to the gnostic figure#nebro/yaldabaoth or saklas#the gnostic and terrible little shits ruling over earth#okay now that this is back from rhode island (the void)#@ the last attached image from a world but also ig the whole post#reminder that judas kills himself after betraying jesus (the whole point of field of blood)#and that its so incredibly interesting that presumably as hes dying judas is asking to be brought to jesus (the stars)#instead of heaven which is honestly also its own thing considering the prior acknowledgement of heaven and hell#because the stars is both jesus and the divine realm (not heaven)#i think im gonna run out of tags i need to stop#im not rereading this again OR adding insane rambling tags again i am hitting post#woe. be subjected to my post boy#okay people have Found this post so clarification this is about the lord of the lost judas album#if anyone else finds this thing i specifically did not tag
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Gimme be honest fellas I can't stop thinking about the parallel of Lucifer loving God so much and God cast him away and fuccijf Sam and Dean like it drives me crazy. I hate these bitches so much they've ruined my life I have never thought about Cain and Abel but guess what folks! I AM THINKING ABOUT THOSE BROTHERS BEVAUSE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING TWINK ASS FAGS!!!!! Sam and Dean die maybe but don't god im in shambles
#diseasy speaky#sam winchester#dean winchester#spn#supernatural#because why do they consume all of my brain#i need to eat food i feel light headed but also i meed to scream in both of their faces bevause why on god green earth are they like that#too many parallels I'm constantly seeing equal signs#double limed bitchen#fucking#...#sam and dean#dean and sam#i dont care they both need to become omnipotent beings and them explode#seriously the parallels#god amd lucifer#cain and abel#whats next??? jesus and judas fucking probably with these sick sons of bitches#im losing my mind chat#chat help me i am losing it all to these atupid wincest fucks#i feel crazy i need to be locked up in a 20 level security prison with norhing bit lile one toilet amd a pillow padded cell spoon fed theoug#a fuckinf tube and j get one visitor oh my god who is it whos visiting me. boom ita dean winchester and he tortures me by talking about his#baby brother and his puppy dog eyes thay you cant say no to but while hes speaking im thrashing around and foaming at the mouth because lem#lemme out of here please free me tlfrom this hell i just want to leave
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unrebloggable because id krill myself if this started getting notes but a brief summary of my thoughts on the matter !!! also kind of obviously this is just irt headcanon & such. obviously the most hated "fandom activism" or whatever is frequently just folks pointing out the stereotypes or shitty choices textually in the media & saying "hey maybe think critically about this for more than two seconds" & often receives backlash from people who r incapable of holding multiple ideas in their head at once!!
#REDUCED LIKE SIMMERING ON LOW ON THE STOVE FOR HOURS REDUCED. JESUS. i have tons of fucking thoughts on fanspaces & shit but this#specifically is irt my personal experiences. im not like. on g/omens tumblr or whatever so there are many fresh hells im sure im missing ou#on!!! i don't hate myself that much.#txt#ALSO NOT VAGUING ANYBODY HERE. I SWEAR. if ur seeing this ur fine pinky prommy.#this is just something ive noticed a lot. god bless peace& love on planet earth!#also i mean obviously. its most wild when its white & tme etc folks talking the Most Loudly about this.#like. you are not being a Better Ally because u are talking shit about folks who don't [whatever].#how are u interacting with people w marginalized identities in real life!!!!#thinking most specifically of hs + some shonen + that dumb fucking pirate show here fwiw.
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i hate light yagami so much
#jesus fucking christ. i need to watch the episode six because it’s important but every fucking word out of his mouth makes me wanna kill#MENACE. ABSOLUTE HELL ON EARTH WATCHING NAOMI TALK TO HIM#death note lb
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Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....
#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!!#or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing#NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years#waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line#mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker#you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy#victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know#you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and#doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's#life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze#manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head?#This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and#poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy#she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he#said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch.#No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings.#bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk#that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!!#and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck.#Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he?#was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements#and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm#and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word#choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board.#Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself??#'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person#how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person??#Are you just living in some other reality???#callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me#im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason
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LISTEN! both sides of the pirate poll are fucking losers. but the OFMD fans are something else. yall getting way too worked up about a show where a seagull's wife kills the person who murdered the seagull.
#jalsdfkjdslf MY TWO CENTS#like the whole 'if you like ofmd you SUPPORT THE ATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE' is cringey as hell#can yall fucking CHILL jesus christ#but also the fandoms for cute lighthearted shows are the most annoying people on god's green earth#'this show stops me from killing myself and everyone around me and if you insult it ur stabbing me in the heart'#lighten UP#yall need to become fans of hated characters more often#builds up your resilience#get thicker skin#when most of the fandom calls your character an ABUSER you learn to let that shit go#am I talking about tamlin or aang? YES
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I'm going to be real with you all haikaveh is unappealing to me especially akademiya days haikaveh because i would literally rather kill myself than think about being in college any more than the time i concretely have to spend being in my own college
#🗨️#like jesus christ. maybe I'm just feeling the horrors more than usual today but I'm at the end of my fucking rope and classes literally#haven't even started#i know i just have to endure I KNOW i just have to endure#there's no alternative the only way out is through and so on and so forth#but jesus christ does it feel daunting#I'm missing like 4 exams and a half#hell on earth literally hell on earth
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New law that anyone who works in an office cant have an opinion on my job because they fundamentally cant understand what im doing
#sorry if youre proud about sacrificing your dreams for a paycheck you cant tell me what im not doing isnt worth it bc its in your opinion a#poor roi#like fucking maybe but also maybe not everyone needs to sell their soul maybe youre just bitter that you are#stuck in middle management business hell#oh you got a job? *pulls out calculator* doesnt look like it will be worth it in the long run though#like fuck off youre the one getting an online business phd asshole#stop tell me to work in hr stop it stop it stop it stop it#stop telling me to get a sales job fucking stop i mean it when i say i will kill myself first#god why is everyone on earth so business pilled there are more life paths out there i promise i PROMISE#maybe you wont make 100k a year but fuck you might be free#sorry i would rather travel the country and excavate human remains?? walk through the woods the mountains the swamps?!#do something meaningful like preserve archaeological resources and not make a ceo money?? you have one life and you look down on me for not#dedicating mine to making a ceo money????#sorry i would rather enjoy my job and life??#i dont fucking understand why when i hit 25 suddenly EVERYONE is like ok but youre too old for dreams time to work in hr#fucking excuse me?? so the plan is tell kids to undergrads to follow their dreams and as they obtain them tell them that was stupid are you#kidding me??#im fucking losing my mind i fucking hate you all just bc its not a nine to five doesnt mean its not viable#in fact its MORE viable i got the first fucking job i applied to!!! how many fucking people get the first hr job they apply to jesus christ#no i will actually go into data analysis and get 300 rejections bc i have zero background in it good fucking plan#yall im so mad#pulling out a calculator immediately to tell me my choice is bad fuck off
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ok so now the senile old man that my dad takes care of is accusing me of stealing from him despite the fact that the only time i have ever been in his house was when he invited my family to have pizza with him.
#jesus fuck i get home from college and walk into hell on earth. can shit stop happening please#shut up frank
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mmmm yummy catharsis
#yk ive been thinking for a while that ive just needed a good sob#and GODDAMN if that didnt give it to me. holy hell#was literally crying my eyes out from the moment nimona lost it towards when she sacrificed herself to stop the gun from killing everyone#and also the entire ending after that with the shrine to nimona and everything#with the crying hitting its peak when ballister stopped nimona impaling herself on gloreth's statue and having a cooling period in between#-ballister bringing nimona back to earth and her saving the kingdom#magpie thoughts#nimona#nimona spoilers#<- tagging that for anyone wanting to watch the movie cuz i just spoiled like the whole ending in the tags LMAO#idk if its cuz its been a while but i do NOT remember the comic being this sad. like i remember it was similarly upsetting and evocative but#-it didnt make me bawl my eyes out reading it#good lord jesus i fucking love animation#edit: okay nvm apparently the comic WAS sadder (or sad in a different way ig) i just forgot. well anyways
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I'm so sick of being infantilized. It literally never stops, I can complain about people seeing me as a child all I want and they will literally never stop. I was in my fucking 20s when I died, which isn't that old but it's certainly older than fucking 8, which is what people act like I am
#uggghhhhhhhhh#people dont even treat me like a teenager in this world. i am fucking 17 not 5#and they treat me just as bad in context of my source. i am not a child jesus fucking christ#being neurodivergent is hell on earth#vent
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Like it’s none of my business but I still do think about messaging her saying ‘why don’t you just find a nice girl instead of pining over someone who is never going to fuck you’ and then turning off my phone
#like find a girl. find a boy. find jesus. turn to a life of crime. do ANYTHING ELSE#being a straight girl’s babysitter/handyman/designated driver/bag-carrier/emotional support butt monkey is not a good calling in life#she is going to find another toxic waste bastard of a man. she is never going to fuck you Or listen to you or respect you because you don’t#have a dick and you don’t look like you slept in a skip#get a hobby!! find somewhere to be for the love of god it has been 20 years#i know i’ve been hung up on cs for a hell of a long time as well but at least i don’t follow him across planet earth doing his odd jobs#and letting him insult me. i don’t even know where he IS. and that’s growth#personal
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