#jesus fucking crist

[radioactive-cloud]

so um

[ash-the-fluffy-cat]

Wow, right at the picture limit

[0zeeraa0]

[niuniente]

Update on the 3,4 year long battle against anemia.

I saw a doctor today and when I explained that I'm still bleeding for a week each month, she thought that it shouldn't be possible with an IUD.

Well, turns out the UID had misplaced itself and was slowly coming out through cervix. We had to reinstall a new one (hurt like fucking hell this time) and let's hope it stays where it's supposed to.

We are unsure why the UID had moved. Either I'm one of the unlucky persons whith a bitch of an uterus which will resist an IUD and always pushes it out, OR the last surgery with the UID installed made the uterus convulse so much and so long that the IUD moved, too.

I hope is the 2nd option because if I'm to have an UID installed back every 2-3 years, it's going to cost me a lot.

I also got a prescription for a birth control pill, as the doctor said it should be safe for me despite my genetic risk factors. I'll start to use it together with the IUD if the UID itself doesn't work like it should. I'll know more in February-March.

There's no other option for iron intake than starting to eat iron heavy food. Turns out that when I was on a keto diet, pretty much everything I ate was high in iron. So I have to bring those things back to my diet.

Fingers crossed that the workplace healthcare pays also the IUD installation. If not, I have to pay for it and it's going to be hundreds of euros....

[arikot27]

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!

someone plz hit me on the head with a baseball bat and wake me up at the start of 2025 when its available

[thxnks4themrms]

I swear to fucking god I can never catch a break it’s always the same old shit

[ddarianne]

oh no it's come back to haunt me it's him...

sans

[lil-artist-blog-fandoms-ocs]

Yeah, I've only just begun

I won't stop until it's done

'Til you're broken

Mel gets to beat someone's ass

As a treat

Other versions are under the cut!

[radioactive-cloud]

no but this photo. it's the photo. it's just. ugh. it's the photo and i have so many feelings about it

[anethum-etcetera]

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[turnaboutwright]

FUCK!

[amberdagger]

tired but i still went for a skate

[osc-brainrot]

HE DIS ALL THAT JUST TO GET HIS KID TO SCREAM!?!!?!?!

And the world’s worst dad award goes to :D!!!!!

Jesus fucking crist if CPS saw this they would just beat cobs to death on the spot

[canofsouup]

Day 2 of trying to draw realism, coming soon. (I'm drawing Chloe Moriondo, they're very cool) 💗💗

[no-see-um-incorrect]

SHIT AINT FAR

I JUST WOKE UP

im just visualizing Porter Solaire, dont mind me~

PORTER FUCKING SOLAIRE.

i love him.

and for funsies... porter and treasure vibes:

[johnwickb1tsch]

John Wick x You │Tarasov's Daughter

You are the eldest daughter of Viggo Tarasov. You’re smart enough to take over the family business, but you’ve always been overlooked because you’re a girl (their loss). But John Wick sees you. In fact he saw a lot of you, once, when he’d been your bodyguard for a brief time during a turf war back in the day. You’re not sure who seduced who really, but you’ve never forgotten the feeling of his big hands digging into your hips or his teeth in your shoulder while he fucked you against the marble top of your bathroom sink, watching you go to pieces for him in the mirror. Maybe he was even your first! You seethed with jealousy when you heard he left the Underworld to get married to a nice normal American lady and settle down in domestic bliss. You were actually allowed to DO that? No one in this life ever really got out. You can’t help but think that you could have made him just as happy as some boring middle-aged photographer. Helen. What a stupid name. So when the shit hits the fan after your dumbass brother Iosef disrespects John Wick (and kills his dog, what the actual fuck?) you wonder if John will come after you.

Pick your poison: Canon!John Wick │ Dark!John Wick │ Yandere!John Wick

18+, all the warnings, dead dove do not eat! Predator kink, size kink, kidnapping, dub-con, brat taming, dark!john, mean!John, yandere!John , jesus fucking crist tumblr u have broken me…🙃

Canon!John Wick

John doesn’t hurt women unless they are really REALLY giving him no choice (Looking at you, Perkins!). But you are the means to his end, so he doesn’t hesitate to take you for bait for Iosef and your father’s men. He is raw and back in full predator mode after taking a hiatus for five years. Of COURSE you piss him off, and when you try to escape he snaps. He still calls you moya milaya printcessa (my sweet princess)tho while he fucks you against the wall with his hand on your throat. When the idiots your father employs do finally come for you John kills them all, and your brother, and your uncle after taking back his car. He lets you go, and a part of you forever wishes that he’d kept you…

Dark!John Wick

You were always such a fucking brat back when he had to watch over you, and finally he can get his revenge. When you mouth off he undoes his tie and uses it to gag you, something he’s always wanted to do, and as you watch him whip off his belt with such calculated flourish you are practically sliding off your chair. He bends you over his knee, the way someone should have a long time ago, and he taunts you when he finds you’re soaking with slick in between whipping you. Is it just you, or is he not hitting you half as hard as he could tho? You don’t know and you don’t care, you’re 98 percent sure you’re not getting out of this alive, so you at least want to die having had his magnificent manhood inside you one last time. You are delirious by the time he soothes the welts on your ass with the light touch of his fingers. “Are you going to be my good little girl now?” he demands as he tosses you on the bed like you’re just a ragdoll. Like he wants to hear your reply, he removes his tie from your mouth.

“If you fill me up with that big beautiful cock of yours.”

He laughs at you, and you get the feeling he’s delighted by your sass, even in this cruel mood. “You don’t get to make the demands anymore, milaya.” He slaps your thighs apart and goes down on you, licking you relentlessly, bringing you to the edge again and again but never letting you cum.

“Please, please, please,” you beg and tears stream down your face as finally you watch him undo his pants. He has utterly broken you.

“You always were such fucking whiner,” he hisses, pulling your hair hard as he plunges himself inside your swollen cunt. You hate him for how good it feels as he fills every last inch and corner of you, and if you ever get your hands free you’re so going to make him pay for this.

Yandere!John Wick

John always carried a torch for you, but you were so off limits. The boss’s daughter. A sure death sentence, but it almost would have been worth it. He’d thought about you constantly for a good long while, your beauty and your body was burned into his brain, but then he met Helen, and that fire smoldered to red hot coals he kept in the back room of his twisted black heart. But when Iosef starts shit there is absolutely nothing to stop him from taking what he’s always wanted. He’ll make you his perfect little pet, one last bit of revenge against the Tarasovs for disrespecting him after all he’d done for them.

When you see him materialize from the shadows in the mirror behind you, you try to go for the gun you keep in the top drawer of your vanity. You’re half certain he’ll kill you for it, but you’re y/n Viggovna Fucking Tarasov, and you will not fucking beg like your little bitch of a brother undoubtedly did. You’re not surprised when he manages to disarm you in the blink of an eye. You wait for the blade in your throat or the gunshot in your gut but he just holds you in those inexorably strong arms, looking down at you with those burning dark eyes. He’s so tall, he’s so much bigger than you and that always turned you on.

“You’re mine now, printcessa.”

You know you’ve always been his but you hate being helpless. He kisses you hard, unforgivingly, possessively, and you try to bite him but he knocks you out with a headbutt. Ouch!

You wake up in a luxuriously appointed room that you just know in your gut is now your new prison. Wick is no fool. There are digital locks on the doors. There are windows that you know will be unbreakable. Your hands are bound above your head, and though you try to worm free it’s impossible. After a while John enters, straddling you on the bed. Even though your legs are free his weight pins you down, you are trapped, and you’re embarrassingly certain he can feel the heat that’s pooling between your legs for it. His face is covered in cuts, his knuckles are torn. He’s been through Hell, but he came out the other side, the way you begrudgingly knew he would. “Your family’s dead,” he tells you. “No one’s coming for you.” He doesn’t really seem to take any joy in it, his handsome face stoic as stone. “You belong to me now, and I hope your father rolls over in his grave every time I defile you.”

You try not to enjoy it while he rails you into the soft mattress, or when he touches you while he does it, his long fingers so exacting. He is a master of manipulating the human body, for pain or for pleasure. You think he makes you cum out of ownership over anything remotely tender, but he makes you see God so often it almost feels like he cares about you. He becomes your dark deity, the altar you worship on, even if just in the deepest depths of your heart. You still have some pride.

You still try to fight and still try to run, even though he punishes you every time. Maybe you’re made bold by the fact that he hasn’t killed you, where he killed everyone else. They were kind of assholes though. John kept you, after all, and you can’t fault his taste. You think he secretly loves the chase, maybe even admires you for fighting him when there really is no hope. He loves reminding you who is in charge though too, and on nights when he’s in a particular mood you know you won’t be able to sit without feeling it for a week.