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i’m still trying to process this is an actually team up like
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Job and God is added to my bible tragedies
“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10
#the list is#adam and eve#abraham and isaac#cain and abel#jesus and god#judas and jesus#and now#job and god#how sad
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs#But Jesus Fucking Christ#I saw the video I look like an idiot#Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me#Teablart#Well guys it's been nice I guess#Time to die in a hole
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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Experiencing Oneness with God: A Deeper Look at John 14:20
Introduction: In Christian teaching, we often emphasize the unique relationship between Jesus and God the Father. Jesus, as the Son of God, is understood to have a special connection with the Divine—a connection that many Christians see as exclusive to Him. Yet, when we look closely at Jesus’ own words, we find something even more profound: an invitation to share in this divine relationship, to…
#2 Peter 1:4 meaning#biblical oneness#Christian faith deepening.#Christian Meditation#Christian oneness#Christian spirituality#Christian unity#deeper relationship with God#divine nature#exploring Christian unity#Jesus and God#Jesus is one with God#Jesus teachings#John 14:20 explained#oneness with God#participating in divine nature#Spiritual Transformation#unity in Christ#unity in Christianity#unity with the Father
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bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ
#you fell in love with God? like… Jesus?#lil king fr#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#walker scobell#sally jackson
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#joe biden#president biden#2024 presidential race#2024 elections#oh no#oh god oh fuck what now#2024 presidential election#i AM tagging this one#supernatural#and#destiel#i never put my posts in the main tags but i am this time because jesus fucking christ
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i really think some of you are just lazy…like omg what do you mean I have to do the dishes again I just did them yesterday?!?
#voting is a basic adult task you have to do regularly like filing taxes and getting your oil changed and cleaning your bathroom 🤷♀️#no it won’t solve everything but my god you can show up to a church or school or whatever every couple years for 30 minutes. jesus#firebombing a Walmart tweet.jpg
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#christian blog#god#christian girl#christianity#lovelyreny#salvation#christian#bible#christian bible#christian faith#religion#women of god#god is real#jesus#lord#christ#jesus christ#daily bible verse#daily bible reading#daily bible study#pray for peace#pray for us#holy spirit#faith#love#god loves you#god loves me#god loves us
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#Which one is now married again?
#911 abc#i swear to god#the parallel is making me insane#married behavior#madney#buddie#3x1#7x7#jesus christ#cute things#love#buck x eddie#eddie x buck#evan buckley#eddie diaz#ryan guzman#oliver stark#chimney x maddie#maddie x chimney#jennifer love hewitt#kenneth choi
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Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.
#I knew this fandom didn't like Duke but jesus christ#Clark motherfucking kent is in more batman fanfics than duke is#by almost 2x#i mean i know he's a newer character and hasn't been around that long comparatively but god#based this on the number of fics in their tag btw so don't try to accuse me of getting it wrong#batfam#batfamily#batman#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#timothy drake#red robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#orphan#black bat#batgirl#barbara gordon#duke thomas#the signal
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waiting for you in the house the trees ate
#jesus christ i'm rusty#this felt like such a struggle good god#illustration#artists#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#digital illustration#radarplz#bethfuller#sketch#spooky
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girls pool party!
#this drawing took me ages jesus..#my partner wants astarion in here too as an honorary girlie#can't fit him unfortunately#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 fanart#lae'zel#shadowheart#jaheira#minthara#karlach#illustration#thank god this is done damn
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#pride month#lgbt pride#queer#lgbtqia#lesbian#lgbtq community#nonbinary#sapphic#pride 2024#pride icons#pride and prejudice#gay girls#nonbinary lesbian#lgbtq#pride flag#queer pride#queer community#trans pride#pride#gay pride#pride month 2024#happy pride month#jesus christ#faith in jesus#jesus is coming#jesus loves you#bible#jesus#christianity#god
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