#jesterballs

[jesterballs]

Another rottmnt Donnie brain dump? Yes. Deal with it /j

Villain!Reader x Donatello — Wild Card

You looked at the turtle mutant in front of you and scowled. He was so.. sarcastic! And annoying!..ly cute. But you would never admit that.

You and him had pretty weird fights, ending up on the floor and practically wrestling each other.

This time was no different, of course.

You pounced at him, pining him to the ground with your foot on his chest. Although he could have very easily push you off, he didn't.

You raised your kunai, but paused when he saw the faint blush dusting his cheeks. When you noticed, you laughed at him.

“Oh my, Othello. Getting flustered at the thought of death?” You teased him, bringing down your kunai to it's sheath strapped against your belt.

“Wha— Buh- I- TOMFOOLERY!” Donatello spat out embarrassedly.

You snickered and poked his shoulder with your nail. “Hah, Loser. Imagine.” You sneered.

He gave you the stink eye and pouted. He pushed you, making you fall on top of him. That was not his plan at all.

He stiffened. You immediately scrambled off him, hissing like a cat. You crossed your arm and pulled out a card, that was very badly painted to say “Wild Card.”

“I- I'M CALLING WILD CARD! UNFAIR, OTHELLO!” You shouted like a toddler.

“Now who's getting all flustered?” Donatello asked with a smug grin, sitting up.

You scoffed. “I should flick your five head for that, but I'm feeling fairly kind right now.” You said, standing up and fixing your suit.

Yes, you wore a suit. It was your outfit of choice as a villain. It was a black suit, and you always wore a red tie.

You adjusted your mask and smirked. “Hah, sike,” You said, flicking him.

“You’re so immature,” He scoffed, sweeping you off your feet with his tech bō.

You gasped and brought him down with you as you fell. “You roach!”

Donatello gasped dramatically and started wrestling you again.

Your bun came undone and you grunted, your elbows hitting the concrete as Donatello pinned you to the ground, his bō to your neck, forcing your chin up a bit to look him in the eye.

“Checkmate,” He said smugly.

“Bitch I'm a card master, not a dang Chess bitch.” You said sarcastically.

[carnivorousyandeere]

THREE BALLS???

Yea, Gin has what I have learned is called polyorchidism!

[bogleech]

hi! was wondering if you know about a podcast called "i am in eskew." i dont actually have anything to do with it or anything, but i recently binge listened and it was good enough that i emailed the creator (mainly because the most recent episode made me cry.) its about a guy trapped in an m.c. escher-esque city called eskew. kind of a tw for semi-graphic body horror. if you dont want to thats cool! but the creator has been so nice to me and it's so well done and has gotten so little attention.

this sounds really fun and creative and I’m publishing and tagging so I’ll remember to check it out!!

[jakemorph]

jesterball replied to your post “do french phrases like sacre bleu even mean anything or does the...”

its a replacement for sacre deu which means sacred god

the french should man up and start saying shit like “god is a dog” like i do

[dingodad]

jesterball replied to your post: equius is cute by alternian standards

very handsome

his manelike locks give him that “highblood next door” kind of charm...

[macamellow]

milkyway wishes

[moth208]

more of them......... milk nd the clionides as a species r @sweetbodz 

also bc i was given sum more info on them ths character dosnt really have a name-name but is v clumsy so for tagging nd character sorting purposes etc thats wat im gonna tag them as 

[erniebilko]

jesterball replied to your post “Ok yeah all bodies are valid or whatever but… literally.. the most...”

they look like their skin is shrink wrapped onto their muscles and i dont enjoy it.

YES EXACTLY GGHKGJFNFNJFKDHJDKLHJDFLKNMGFKHGFH

[bapouro]

jesterball replied to your post: NEW TURTLENECK GOOFIN !

handsom

:-) !! 

[jesterballs]

Here are some Donnie doodles (+ Leo!) I did in the car today

Oh and happy birthday Lia! Dwdw pookie your Donnie smut will be posted soon 😈😈

[elliottsmithfan]

jesterball replied to your post “my friend listed very inoffensive comedians like jimmy fallon and john...”

i feel like if i tried really hard i could make john oliver a communist

yeah i think he could be persuaded i think he’d do it for the spectacle of it all like he’d be the leader of the revolution

[tickfleato]

jesterball replied to your post: I've noticed you express distaste towards devilman...

people who like devilman crybaby over the ovas + manga are creepy. also theres a scene where a female character is literally made to have sex with a stranger at gunpoint and i coud go on and on about all the shitty issues that it has that were ADDED IN.. like they added in the rape scene between the mc and sirene..

ewwww thats. thats gross yeah

[kramer]

i only ever really read true crime and horror books and i dont know if youre interested (if u are i have a whole list) :S but isaac's storm, devil in the white city and thunderstruck all by eric larson are some of the best historical nonfiction books ive ever read. the devil in silver by victor lavelle is also good.

YEAHH thanks im gonna put all of these on a list 

[jakemorph]

☕️Role Playing (not sexy)

Send me a ☕️ and a topic and I’ll talk about how I feel about it

it is harmless fun and so easy to do and enjoy! i do it with the broskis all the time as you would know. i think people should be less afraid of looking silly in front of the fellas and just pretend to be a magical little elf in the group chat once in a wild... it would do them a world of good

[peggle2]

tagged by @damianalghul !! thanks babe !!

tagging: @ratguzzler @hexbugs @bosudoppi @jesterball and @residentevil7

[hinugundam]

mobilesuitzetagundam replied to your post: made the mistake of looking at the notes on that...

“Desensitized towards pedophilia”??

http://jesterball.tumblr.com/post/175385655086/jesterball-people-have-become-so-incredibly