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is objectum like the new fake piss fetish on here

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The toriel hate campaign is hilarious considering how everyone blorbifies tenna at the same time despite him being a terrible boss amongst other things. Like hes def not as bad as spamptom "predator" spamtom but its a bit sad how misogyny in the utdr fandom never really changed for 10 years

i dont think we even have to scrape the "bad boss" stuff at the bottom of the barrel he was also trying to trap kris and susie in a game show forever. like tenna was just gunna let them die for real

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toriel is by no means neglectful but im willing to bet shes an alcoholic

good for her

the woman looks after kindergartners five days a week with her own child to see to the rest of the time, she volunteers at church on weekends and the moment she has the first sip of ketchup of the week she collapses into a giggling fit on the floor. she simply does not have the fucking time or the opportunity to be an alcoholic 😭😭😭

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You should sexualize spamton

hows this for a man crush monday ya friggen computer idiot

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spamton got more lines of dialogue in chapter three than toriel #letsalldie

you cant say things like this to me i might just do it that's how deep my hatred for that puppet runs

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What are your thoughts on the toriel lashings on twitter over her supposed neglect and abuse of kris

as far as im concerned toriel can do whatever the fuck she wants her ex husband was a child serial killer in another universe and people were still like "why wont she forgive him for his actions..." like idgaf. hold on my girlfriend is wrestling my keyboard away from me

Literally any child of a single mom understands that period of time when mom downloads Bumble or Plenty of Fish or whatever and starts hooking up bringing random men over. ande she always goes "sorry honeyyyy I'm just lonely" and you just gotta kinda roll your eyes and go "yeah yeah" because you know she loves you and you love her even thoug she's drinking ketchup in a wine glass with a skeleton and its kind of gross but you're old enough to understand and you're not a baby so you get it, shes just looking to move on and its OKAY bnecause sjhes a pretty solid mother in every other respect. What were we talking about

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kinda funny that they cut spamtons strings and he dies right so they have to wire him up with vines in the basement to give him a final chance to give his sad little final goodbye where hes like maybe you kids can cut your own strings and then toby was just like well nevermind those strings didnt matter that much actually and he can come back if its funny

#patchspamtonoutofthegamecompletelyin2026 let's get it trending

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whoops forgot to include the idea in my previous ask, what if spamton "is glasses" is because to the lightners, thats what he's "become"?

since tenna confirms that the identities of basically all the darkners is just kris and asriel's playtime fantasies, whos to say that fantasy cant change

yeah sure but then why can he just turn back into a person for yaoi moments whenever the fuck -_-

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actually thinking about it now it is so weird theres no tenna & queen interactions. like fanon has caught on to various ways they could gel so its crazy that actual interaction is nothing? sad. queen is so funny she deserves one million bits

it's completely insane. toby hates his female characters

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was talking to my boyfriend about spamton yaoi revival moment and he brought up an interesting point that the "death" of darkners is effectively meaningless (tenna is literally revived because susie fixed the tv, so in the mind of the lightners hes ok)

also made me think about the fact that lancer literally becomes an "item" in ch2 in kinda the same way that spamton becomes the dealmaker/puppet scarf (when lancer leaves your inventory he is the playing card at first, too, despite being in the dark world)

well yes that is the point of darkners they cannot die cus they are not alive they are just random pieces of junk. you cant kill them and neither can anybody else.

lancer can turn into a card cus he is a card spamton should not be able to transform in and out of a pair of glasses at will cus he is not damn glasses!!!!!

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this isn't even anything cus people who were on the internet in the 90s still call it "pron"

people who use tiktok will always refer to porn as "corn" sure but you can literally tell when someone uses tumblr too cus they won't even call it porn they'll call it "making nsfw"

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people who use tiktok will always refer to porn as "corn" sure but you can literally tell when someone uses tumblr too cus they won't even call it porn they'll call it "making nsfw"

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i was mad to the point of furiousness 2 minutes ago when i saw this tweet just thinking about the state of the world but now that it's been a sec this is probably the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. dude what if my horse anime loses the rights to the horses

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does nobody remember what it was like to be 12

most deltarune fans have not experienced being 12

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"there are so many sex jokes in deltarune" and all of them are something 12-13 year olds would make. the berdly nipples bit is exactly how a young teenage nerd boy would think about his sexuality

the deltarune children are literally just the "teenagers actually written like teenagers!" that annoying nerds on here have been begging to get for years and now that we have them they can't handle it

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doesn't the fact that Undertale is a game about monsters trying to serialmurder babies just make it all the more reasonable to believe that Deltarune could be a game where young teenagers experience sexualised traumas. there is such a clear cultural bias shining through here about how acceptable certain kinds of violence or depictions thereof are. come on