#jessica just stop

[bubblegumr1ck]

Listen. Listen. I am gripping your shoulders painfully. I know this is just Morty in The Hole and the whole thing is about his dependence on Rick but. They buy a house together. Why are you dialling the number for the psych ward

[awesomechocolatesauce]

One of these days, I'll learn to stop getting upset and scroll past a bad take of Astarion and the blatant bi/pan erasure of them, but that day isn't today.

I also don't see it happening tomorrow.

Anyway, here's a screenshot of my female human bard and the canonically pansexual vampire elven man who adores her.

[lemondoddle]

best buds (cries violently)

[I.D. two photos of an eight panel comic featuring jessica and skully from marble hornets. in panel one jessica and skully sit on a couch together and jessica says "so, you know how i don't remember much about, uh..." in panel two skully looks over and continues with "the ones i carry?" jessica awkwardly confirms "y-yeah.." in panel three jessica has a sheepish expression, looking to the side and rubbing her neck with her hand while she asks "well, i guess i was wondering.. do they... remember me?" skully ponders in panel four, answering "hmm, it can be dificult to find the source, but i can try to pinpoint some emotions carried through me- recognition, disinterest, unfamiliarity," jessica looks up in panel five as skull continues with "relief, joy," and she smiles softly in panel six as skull ends with "and longing." in the final two panels jessica smiles and hugs skully, who looks down at her with surprise at first, then places a hand around her back as tufts of hair from jay and amy peek out from behind their hood. end I.D.]

[ccbatman]

actually so evil how much of hal's internal world gets obliterated with the rewriting of his relationships with jessica and martin.

[jessicas-pi]

I finally found some time to sit down and listen to music and relax and just not think about anything, but the music I was listening to was the new Taylor Swift album and The Prophecy came on and now I will be thinking about how well it fits that really angsty chapter of Time Heals All Wounds for the next 36 hours.

[love-filter]

entertaining the idea that they might use the ice cream date scene in season 4 for whatever reason

[acourtofquestions]

Chapter 89

I just finished Chapter 89

[ishkabibblethings]

[morgana-pendragon]

sigh. we can’t EVER keep a good thing going.

[eyes-above--the-waves]

On Tonight's Episode of, "Jessica Watches the CSI Franchise 20 Years Too Late":

As if I didn't already love him enough, season 14 Nick with facial hair is almost too much for me.

dear lord.

[marinerainbow]

🍷 Oh I'm so intrigued XD Can I uhhhhh request Moony? ♡♡♡ XD

... 😏😏😏😏

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"God, why do these shirts feel so stuffy???" Moony huffed under his breath, having hidden away behind a wall to adjust the collar of his white button-up, and doing his best not to growl in frustration. Poppy had made adjustments to his work uniform to fit his large frame already (before, it felt like the buttons were ready to burst just by his ribs. Forget buttoning up his chest), but it still felt so hot and clamy. And he couldn't even bring his little Cake with him to work because of the restaurant policy... This was gonna be a long shift.

"Moony, I just sat you! Just a party of one."

"Shi- Ok, got it!" The wolf gave a nervous smile before quickly, but carefully, running off to grab a water. How his coworkers could easily slip between all the tables and each other, he had no clue. Fortunately, he didn't knock anything over and swiftly made it to your table.

He was still getting the hang of this new job, and looked a little awkward. Especially with his attempt to look less intimidating by slouching just enough where he didn't tower over you. He didn't flash his pearly whites at you like other servers, and you could tell in the slight strain he felt very out of his element. Though he was clearly trying his best with the warmth behind his smile and the careful way he sat your glass down and folded his paws in front of him, "Hello, miss. I'll be your server today. My name is Moony. Can I get you anything while you're looming through the menu?"

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[zoriaofthenight]

The Bene Gesserit would have fully succeeded if they only had the forethought and the ingenuity to implement mpreg into their breeding program tbh

[hereissomething]

"bestie why😭"

"YOU FUCKED WITH MY GRANDDAUGHTER."

[earthshells]

i think "you bene gesserit made me a freak" wasn't enough if i were paul i would've done worse. imagine your son justifiably freaking out after being presented with visions of a possible future and begging for help and your only response is like yassss you are the son of the duke leto atreides

[seancamerons]

I'm gonna leave this here.

Sure I'd want to distance myself from what happened 20 years ago, nice that he has a choice unlike oh I don't know Britney Spears for instance. Ugh the tea is piping and I'm living for it. If he really loved her then why on earth would you slander her and act like this. She's finally able to speak and you had years of that over her, and still make songs alluding to her and painting her negatively bc boo hoo. Like f him and his stupid wife. I'm pissed and petty. I can't believe he is more loved than her for what he did to her and everything else.

[jessicas-pi]

new challenge: can I write a fic based on a premise that is inherently silly and semi-cracky whilst also mimicking the completely serious writing style and vocabulary of Frances Hodgson Burnett