#jenko x schmidt

[sunwarmed-ash]

could you imagine the carnage if I put Johnlock on here???

[jerseyno9]

“Pull the truck over! I said pull the fucking truck over, right fucking now! You owe me a car! It better be a fucking Lamborghini, you bitch!”

PSA- I kinda did a movie marathon ft Channing Tatum and I’ve developed such a phat crush on him istg😩 Like at first sight he looks too pretty for acting then u watch his movies esp Jump Street series n Magic Mike and the goofiness? The frat energy? The abs? Those moves!!!! That smile????? Instant dreamland ☁️ Indeed the sexiest man alive. And ofc a great actor ☺️

As always wondering where was I at the time there were released!!!

I’m still left with She’s the Man, Dear John and The Vow tho

I knew about him in 2017 when my friend used to have a crush n I was like he’s not that hot but now that I’ve seen his movies n interviews, his latest post kinda worries me. He’s seems very down to earth and it’s sad he had to take a break, undergo a bad phase. But I hope he bounces back soon. He has one of the most entertaining filmography I’ve seen with any actor, the variety of genres is so fascinating, he deserves his spot back!

Greg Jenko bonus (why he became my fav character from the series) :

I wish we could get more of these movies! 😭❤️

[alltomevibes]

I know I'm late but I'm officially a Jenko/Schmidt shipper. but like now I have to make tons of fix about them because there is little.to.no.content.🙃

[euphoricssentimentalist]

cops are so fucking gay, bro

why would you become a cop for? so you get partnered with another man for the rest of your life??!?

[gothicwidowsworld]

21 jump street #1

Imagine...

Being Morton's sister and unlike your brother you actually have a social life in high school. Meeting Jenko and wondering how he and your brother Schmidt are friends. Refusing to ride with them to school because you don't really want to be seen with them.

Gif Source

Gifer

Qoutes

Tenor.com

[silvertonguelover]

Gintama + 21 Jump Street = 😍

[peristeal]

I NEED a Gavin Reed x RK900 AU where they are the cops from 21 Jump Street. And Fowler would be the captain yelling at people to stop fucking with Korean Jesus.

Gavin Reed would be Schmidt ofc, and RK900 would be Jenko.

Gavin Reed: Whoa...when did I get stabbed?  That’s awesome! 

Reed: Have some fairy dust, motherfucker!

Rk900: Let’s just finger each other's mouths (totally not wanting to becuz he is in love with Reed)

Reed: No!

Rk900: Yeah.

Reed: No you’re not fingering my mouth!

Rk900: Do you want to die? DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!

Reed: Sir, if I have to suck somebody’s dick, I will...I just would prefer not to.

[phaltu]

Latt (lance x Matt): the true rivals to friends to lovers pairing

I’d be into that. Latt as Schmidt and Jenko in 22 Jump Street except they fall in love

[sunsetwithvine]

y: If we were a couple, then we must be like?

x: Ginger and Rosa, or

Jenko and Schmidt

y: How about couple in male and female figures?

x: You mean like Nancy and Sluggo?

y: Argh!

[wdfa]

do jenko/schmidt for the ship meme

IM yELLING OF COURSE I WILL ANON GOD BLESS

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart

jenko because he is a large child

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire

schmidt

who sleeps naked

jenko

who sleeps under 3 blankets

ALSO JENKO he steals all the blankets all the time

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel

lowkey both of them tbh

who gets drunk and breaks shit

HIGHKEY both of them

who’s a closeted anime fan

jenko was introduced to dbz and naruto by his nerd friends and nothing was ever the same again

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places

schmidt... but i mean can u blame him jenko’s just so irresistible 😍😍😍

who’s afraid of Slenderman

schmidt probably

what their wedding song will be

eminem’s entire discography

what their biggest fight was about

something really stupid like whether or not its possible to catapult yourself across an ocean

why they work together

they are literally a covalent bond............ they each have what the other needs 

i cant believe someone sent me this oh my god this was so enjoyable thank u so much 

[theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty]

Jenko and Steve are the same person cept Jenko is goofier for obvious reasons. But no way is Schmidt Danny

[lizzie-mcguire]

"It's kind of like we're brothers."

[withthepilot]

"Oh, shit—" Jenko blurts, reaching out to shut the door on Schmidt.

"Oh, my god. I'm sorry! I'm sorry."

"Dude, you share a bathroom now. Can't you remember how to knock?"

Schmidt leans against the closed door and rubs a hand over his face. "Well, maybe next time warn me when you decide to get naked and go do weird shit in there."

"Pube trimming isn't weird! Everyone does it!" Schmidt doesn't answer, which means that Jenko pipes up three seconds later with, "Whoa, have you never trimmed your pubes? It must be like the fucking Amazon down there. All humid with crazy flora and fauna and shit."

"No way, I've totally, um, man-scaped before."

Jenko opens the door and Schmidt nearly falls backwards. "No, you haven't," he says. He walks into the bedroom, snapping the elastic band of his boxers, and Schmidt's fingers flex instinctively with the urge to slowly pull those bad boys down Jenko's legs. Jenko turns and holds something out to Schmidt: a small pair of scissors. "Here, use these. Nobody likes getting pubes in their teeth, okay? Especially not girls. This isn't The Ten Commandments and you're not the talking bush."

Schmidt reels back. "That's the burning bush! And I'm not using your scissors to trim my pubes, dude!"

"They're just scissors!" Jenko tilts his head, eyes wide. "Did you or did you not have your fingers halfway down my throat the other day?"

"Fair point," Schmidt says.

My Yuletide reveal, written for eleanor_lavish!

[wdfa]

do jenko/schmidt u nerd

B)

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: probs jenko bc he misses doing dumb science shit with his nerd friends

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: schmidt bc he’s still kind of a hippie douchebag and cares about animals’ feelings

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: ffff this is a hard one ummmm i guess jenko bc schmidt’s the embarrassing one lmao

who dies first ON MARIO KART HAHA: jenko bc he didnt play video games when he was younger, so schmidt’s got more training

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: schmidt bc thats such a fucking nerdy thing i mean really

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: jenko thinks he can cook, and schmidt doesnt wanna upset him so he never tells him that everything he makes tastes like shipoopi

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: they have this rule set up that u have to shower before getting into bed bc theyre smelly ass boys and no one wants to spoon with that, so. idk, whichever one’s less likely to shower (its both of them lbr)

who uses the computer most: jenko bc he’s fucking precious. like after taking that human sexualities class he does a lot of research and. just. sjw jenko. yep that’s what happens.

i love u so mcuh god bless