#jen writes shit

[waterdroid]

Tactical Breach Wizards is such a GOOD fucking game, man. I thought it was gonna be a fun tactic silly game where you throw people out of windows but then it turns out it has a really interesting political plot about overthrowing fascist theocracies and stopping fucked up magic corporate colonialism??? While keeping the comedic characters balanced with some really good and deep characterization?? And it also integrates the whole "turn-based tactical game where you can rewind time" in a very hard-hitting history moment in which reading the FUCKING GAME IU gave me CHILLS--

so yeah i liked it a normal amount. I recommend it even if you don't really like tactical games-- that's like, my least played type of game and I finished this game no problem!

[w1dowz-w3b]

Sooo, if I do end up writing eventually, I wanna know what y'all would prefer lol

[jen-with-a-pen]

Alice idk what the FUCK kinda drugs you smuggled into this simple, singular ask, but goddamnit it made me sprint to my docs and start writing for the first time in God knows when. I literally have created an au in a matter of hours of seeing this. Fuck you and thank you🫣😋😈

[this is currently an untitled au and a WIP]

Photographer!Dark!Bucky Barnes x RunwayFashionModel!Reader

The overhead spotlights drop the second the showrunner points to the cameras, who, in turn, point to you. Big white bounce cards blind your peripherals and the sound of murmurs throughout the studio, executives and assistants alike, work their way into your ears. The voices swirl into one drone of static and the lights start getting brighter and brighter. Your grip on the arms of the chair grows tighter. Manicured fingernails threaten to dig into the upholstery, the gaudy necklace resting on your chest beginning to brand into your skin. The makeup caked onto your flesh feels like it’s melting, taking your dermis with it.

You can't tear your eyes away from behind the host's head, staring off into space and trying not to focus on the bile beginning to bubble in your pitted stomach.

You knew you should've eaten something.

As the host waits for her after-ad-break cue, shuffling her question cards and sipping coffee from her custom show-branded cup, you feel restless. Legs bouncing out of sync, begging to get up, to run off set and out onto the bustling streets below and never look back. Maybe a bus or cab will make it end, make it stop. You were never cut out for this, never supposed to be here.

"Bunny."

You gasp, your trance broken as the deep bass sounding out your nickname cuts through the noise. It's like oxygen for you. He is oxygen for you. You can’t escape him willingly- he’ll only find a way to be there. To always be there.

You whip your head around to face the herd of people and producers staring at you. Out of all of them, through the blinding lights, you meet his gaze. All six feet four inches, built-like-a-god, broad shoulders of him. His eyes shine like sea glass behind the camera operator, baby blue and looking only at you. For that moment, you are the only one he sees. His target. His. You are the only one he can touch, who he can feel, halfway across the room.

The pit only grows larger, filling your hunger with nausea. You'd bet all the money in the world he schmoozed some P.A. just to make sure he was there to see you. To surveil you.

You wish you were playing in traffic.

[minijenn]

I also posted it on fuckass ff.net after all god fuck whatever enjoy you nerds

[withleeknow]

i'm sad who wants a wishful thinking snippo. trade you for a corn chip

[jeonqkooks]

[wehangout]

Reader question.

If a character wakes up from a long sleep and finds themselves in a fucked up, dystopian world they're not used to - think Rick Grimes TWD - would you, as a reader, want background info? How? When? Why? Etc. If so, how much? Just touch the surface? The whole story?

Please and thanks much appreciated

[jawritter]

Sorry I haven’t gotten a lot of chance to write this week y’all! Nothing’s wrong, I’m find, Austin is doing great, It’s just been a week, with school being out for the summer, work, and life in general I just haven’t been able to stop long enough to write. I’m hopeful to get some writing done this weekend though, so don’t give up on me yet guys! Thanks so much for reading!

[gayemoji]

for how bad killing eve got the books are infinitely worse.

[evil-jennifer-hamilton-wb]

(Non-exaustive) List of irl things i've inadvertently canonized

The Scientific American????? There is no America and the story takes place in Korea could I not have looked up any other magazine?

LINE. It's a joint Japanese and Korean thing, I guess Naver exists despite Korea mainland not existing?

Twitter, Tumblr, Discord, Google, etc... These should be interpreted as being something slighly different in universe. I just hate it when things that need the framing of a given social media site make some fake but similar name ie. Chiper instead of Twitter or Shaker for Tumblr or something like that.

Heinrich Wilhelm Matthias Olbers. When else do I have a chance to use my knowledge of Olbers' paradox? Germany may or may not exist but i'm fine with this one.

The like 15 characters named Roberts. This is clearly the only white guy name I can think of, and is used to refer to 3 separate people so far in canon material. English names should not exist because english does not exist.

Terraria. They're gonna get to hardmode soon! Hyeon's a summoner btw.

Otherside Picnic. The Alter 『Sorawo』, member of The Lost Earth system, is an introject of the Otherside Picnic character. This was a terrible idea in retrospect because I still have not yet read Otherside picnic (Any day now surely!), and so I can't use that character without knowing the source for the introject.

[relicsongmel]

Just spent over an hour searching for the static Ho-oh in the overworld and suddenly Ryuji taking literal years to reunite with his family makes sense to me now

[theriverdalereviewer]

90210 season 2 was a drama only shakespeare could have penned

[minijenn]

Shades of the Sea fans wake up I may or may not finally be working on the next chapter

[chradi]

Cant believe it took this long to make a discord channel with my girlie besties

[jeonqkooks]

.

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 , 𝐊𝐑𝟕

summary , people seem to be under the impression that you and your good friend sebastian are dating but little do they know kimi is way more your type

pairing , rockstar! bassist! kimi räikkönen x fem! f1 driver! reader

series masterlist | main masterlist | sol’s masterlist | f1 masterlist

Y/NNIE

hey seb quick question

is kimi single?

SEBBY

yes he is

why do you ask

Y/NNIE

cuz he gives big dick enegery

and he is high key super hot

SEBBY

ew that's one of my best friends

Y/NNIE

sorry

but you know I cannot lie when it comes to fine men

also have you seen peoples twitter theories that we are together

SEBBY

yeah hannah and I were laughing at them earlier

some people are so dumb

Y/NNIE

ikr?

anyway kimi's number?

SEBBY

I better be best man when you two get married

xxx-xxx-xxx

Y/NNIE

I wouldn't have anybody else sebby

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram look who I ran into kimimatiasraikkonen

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user wingman kimi>>>

user he def putting. agood word in for seb

user seb sent his man so Y/N would hear about how great he is

user mother lookin sexy af rn

user getting ready for the dating annoucment

user seb def got notifications on for Y/N's posts lol

user so we can alllll see seb in the likes right????

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SEB

soooo kimi

what's the deal with you and Y/N

KIMI

friends

dw dude I know you into her

so no need to get jealous

SEB

jealous???

dude I was trying to set you up

why do you think I gave her your number

KIMI

ummm cuz you wanted me to put in a good word for you

SEB

dude I'm married

her name is hannah

LEW

let me guess vegas wedding

SEB

yup

KIMI

okay but what if she is not into me

SEB

dude she's had the hots for you since say one what are you talking about

LEW

yeah dude even a blind man

she's super into you mate

KIMI

oh damn

JEN JEN

okay hate to break up this revelation

but kimi the love song that you wrote about Y/N

is all over twitter

KIMI

oh shit

BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK

um kimi please tell me why I had to find out through twitter

that you are parental in love with me

is this true or????

KIMZILLA

yeah

BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK

well I like you too

and fucking god you said yes or this would be so fucking awkward rn

KIMZILLA

right

wanna come over

also seb's asking when the wedding is

I was thinking summer

BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK

we can talk plans after we fucked all night long

KIMZILLA

sounds like a plan rakkaani

sounds like a plan my love

kimimatiasraikkonen

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kimimatiasraikkonen every song I write from now on will only ever be about you

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user omfg this is so hot

yourinstagram my rockstar <3

user isn't that kimi's cross??????

sebastianvettle5 took you long enough dude

user wtf is going on in the house of commons

lewishamilton okay but what colour suit should I get for the wedding that's the real question

user this is so fucking iconic

jensonbutton there are childen on this app kimi....

user and you clown's were really saying Y/N and Seb huh

user live laugh love kimi and Y/N rn

user this ate in every language known to man

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