#jeff the land shark is god

[orange-eyed-struggler]

Ya boi is popping off on Marvel Rivals.

[avengerscompound]

Kate Bishop & Jeff the Landshark

It's Jeff Infinity Comic (2021)

[dakokopop]

Hi Jeff the land shark is saving me from artblock

[weaponxworld15]

I don't know what it is, but I love that lil guy Jeff and to know his gonna be in Marvel's rivals, too... amazing, plus Thor looks badass as well.

[karolinapkarolina]

A litter of Jeff's and the original god of lies

my sister and me having a great time...

[yikes077]

Ignoring my work and doodling Jeff the Land Shark as if that will solve any of my issue (it might!) (it won’t)

[dragonbound3996]

Okay, so Marvel Rivals players will either love me or kill me in my own home for this, but;

This is Jeff the Land Shark and I love him more than I love half of my family. He’s best friends with Gwenpool, Deadpool, captain America kind of, and he hangs out with the avengers all the time. He is technically second in command to the king of monsters (Deadpool in Jeff’s main timeline), is the best healer in Marvel Rivals, is the cutest little guy ever, is friends with his venom, loves to swim but dresses like a pink dolphin because people were afraid of seeing his shark fin in the water, and oh my god just look at his little face

[themuskrater]

People are hating on JEFF THE LAND SHARK now that he's in Marvel Rivals

If you got a problem with Jeff, you got a problem with me. Anyone who's mean to Jeff, this shit is on sight

He is God's perfect creation. You are nothing to him

[spirit-fingers22]

Up next! The Adventures of Spidey and Jeff!!!

Jeff Week #1

[unrivalled-asks]

Hey, Loki, is it true that you let Jeff have, not just a part of Yggsgard, but a part of the Royal Palace for his winter party?

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that, maybe, a certain God of Mischief likes a certain land shark...

[over-bi-the-wayside]

Assigning songs to tumblr rp people because I’m bored

(Since I changed the url on here — hi, I’m Wren, I run Vera, Peggy, one of the Steve’s and some other folks you might know)

Vera - @moongirlwidow

I’m giving you Vigilante Shit — I feel like the devilish, girl’s girl vibes are on point, and your eyeliner is, in fact, on point, the only other option is a bit of a focus on your softer side, that’d be Kindly Calm Me Down by Megan Trainor

Peter - @definitelynot-peterp4rker

Okay this one was harder, I’ll give you Something Just Like This by the Chainsmokers — you seem a bit softer and warmer, and you’re amazing to your girlfriend and family

Em - @just-a-fucking-civilian

You give very hippie/warm/chaotic vibes, so I’m gonna give you Bad at Love by Halsey. Plus, it just has the right vibe, and has a bit of a broadway feel. Other option is Foreigner’s God by Hozier

Vinnie - @vinnie-the-witch

Okay you’re hard, I had a lot of songs that felt right. Basically everything by Rabbitology, and some other various stuff, but, based on your vibes and your relationship with Em, I’ll give you Bog Bodies by Rabbitology

MJ - @midtown-braincell-holder

Okay this is the easiest so far, you get Not a Pretty Girl by Any DiFranco, I don’t think explanation is needed for this, it’s just the right feminist rage, the aesthetics are right, 10/10

Nev - @nevaeh-daughterofvalcarol

Okay, you had a lot of options going for you. I’m considering 100 Stories by Alice Merton or maybe Teams by Lorde, She’s Mine by Eva Westphal is also a strong contender based on how much you love your fiance(it’s adorable), so I think ima go with that one

Athena - @karmas-a-bitch-and-so-am-i

Okay so, I’d give you Vigilante Shit but I already gave that to Vera, or Bog Bodies for how devoted you are to Iyla, but I also already used that. So, I’m going to give you trouble by Camylio, based off of you and your girlfriend

Angie - @the-angie-martinelli

So I feel like it would be appropriate to give you a broadway song, obviously. As Long as You’re Mine from Wicked might fit, though I think I like of like Girls by girl in red more, so I’m going with that

Iyla - @iyla-difransisco

Okay, top three in a speed round: Francesca by Hozier, Can’t Catch Me Now by Olivia Rodrigo, Empire Now by Hozier. Empire Now isn’t feeling quite as good as the other two, and I’m just really feeling the Hozier so let’s go with Francesca

Jeff the Land Shark- @jeffthebestboi

Okay this is here mostly because why not. I did, somehow, come up with options, but let’s go with The Cheese Tax from Puppy Songs. Yes, I know you’re a shark, but it fits, and that is ineffable

Annndddd I have hit the limit for songs per post, enjoy my unserious song assignments and if I missed you feel free to request, I’m definitely turning this into a series

[cherry-pop-elf]

I have so many marvel centric fics in my drafts. Yall help!

No one talk about my tumblr drafts shush! I wanna make fics not x reader stuff all the time

And that’s not even all of them. FYI, I got a AO3 so uh. Don’t be shy in giving what I have up a read!

[roughentumble]

ok marvel rivals is fun but the community's hesitation to play a healer means that i'm begrudingly picking it every round which is annoying. once someone was jeff the land shark while i was mantis and it was like, thank u god and also this little shark

i wish that in these tf2/overwatch style games people werent so insistent on being the protagonist every single round. i know overwatch tried to fix this by FORCING each round to have a healer and funneling people into certain roles, but im not a big fan of this strategy! i like that anyone can choose to be anything and there's no limitations! i just wish the /community/ would change and more people would /decide/ on that role

[superhero-smackdown]

Group Round 1 Masterlist:

Group 1:

Match 1 - The Incredibles vs. Spider-Men and Ghost Spider

Match 2 - Jim Gordon vs. Toshinori Yagi/All Might

Match 3 - Garfield Logan/Beast Boy vs. Stephanie Brown/Spoiler

Match 4 - Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler vs. Kori'ander/Starfire

Match 5 - Jason Todd/Red Hood vs. Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel

Match 6 - Steve Rogers vs. Jessica Jones

Match 7 - Charles Xavier/Professor X vs. Black Noir

Match 8 - Matt Murdock/Daredevil vs. Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier

Group 2:

Match 1 - Kara Zor-El/Supergirl vs. Peter Quill/Starlord

Match 2 - Cassandra Cain/Black Bat vs. Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat

Match 3 - Tony Stark/Iron Man vs. The Green Lantern Corp

Match 4 - Arthur Curry/Aquaman vs. Dick Grayson/Nightwing

Match 5 - T'Challa Udaku/Black Panther vs. Queen Maeve

Match 6 - Minhkhoa Khan/The Ghost-Maker vs. Clark Kent/Superman

Match 7 - Cissie King-Jones/Arrowette vs. Marc Spector, Steven Grant, and Jake Lockely/Moon Knight

Match 8 - Sam Wilson/Falcon/Captain America vs. Kendra Saunders/Hawkgirl

Group 3:

Match 1 - Darkwing Duck vs. The Autobots

Match 2 - Midnighter vs. Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Match 3 - Ororo Munroe/Storm vs. Barry Allen/The Flash

Match 4 - Natasha Romanoff, Yelena Belova/Black Widow vs. Diana Prince/Wonder Woman

Match 5 - Shota Aizawa/Eraserhead vs. Roy Harper/Arsenal

Match 6 - Annie January/Starlight vs. Bruce Wayne/Batman

Match 7 - Tim Drake/Red Robin vs. James Howlett/Wolverine

Match 8 - Kon-El Kent/Superboy vs. Kate Kane/Batwoman

Group 4:

Match 1 - The Powerpuff Girls vs. The Power Rangers

Match 2 - Danny Fenton/Phantom vs. Izuku Midoriya/Deku

Match 3 - Kim Possible vs. Goku

Match 4 - The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Link and Zelda

Match 5 - Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel vs. Billy Batson/Captain Marvel/Shazam

Match 6 - Virgil Hawkins/Static Shock vs. America Chavez/Ms. America

Match 7 - Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir vs. Ben Tennyson/Ben 10

Match 8 - Kate Bishop/Hawkeye vs. Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug

Group 5:

Match 1 - Gwen Poole/Gwenpool vs. Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl

Match 2 - Jubilation Lee/Jubilee vs. Mia Dearden/Speedy

Match 3 - Nino Lahiffe/Carapace vs. Katsuki Bakugo/Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

Match 4 - Billy Kaplan and Tommy Shepherd/Wiccan and Speed vs. Kaio Kincaid/K.O.

Match 5 - Damian Wayne/Robin vs. Flash Thompson/Agent Venom

Match 6 - Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher/The Beak vs. Shoto Todoroki/Shoto

Match 7 - Alex, Sam, and Clover vs. Felicia Hardy/Black Cat

Match 8 - Viv Vision vs. Alya Cesaire/Rena Rouge

Group 6:

Match 1 - Gizmoduck vs. Usagiyama Rumi/Mirko

Match 2 - Laura Kinney/X-23 vs. Karen Fields/Voyd

Match 3 - Kagami Tsurugi/Ryuko vs. Dakota Cole/D.C.

Match 4 - Olive Silverlock and Maps Mizoguchi/The Detective Club vs. Nova Artino and Adrien Everhart/Insomnia and Sketch

Match 5 - William Wisp/The Wisperer vs. Neena Thurman/Domino

Match 6 - Elpis vs. Moza/Emara

Match 7 - Luka Couffaine/Viperion vs. Captain Rainbow

Match 8 - Undine Wells and Kokoro Aichi/Alchemical Water and Heartful Punch vs. Vyncent Sol Virion

Group 7:

Match 1 - Kirby vs. Robin Hood

Match 2 - Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Yamada Hizashi/Present Mic

Match 3 - Jimmy Woo vs. Zorro

Match 4 - Saitama/Caped Baldy vs. Monkey D. Luffy

Match 5 - The Doctor vs. The Tick

Match 6 - Megamind vs. He-Man and She-Ra

Match 7 - Mark Grayson/Invincible vs. Klaus Hargreeves/Number 4/The Seance

Match 8 - Donald Duck/The Duck Avenger/Paperinik vs. Phil Coulson

Group 8:

Match 1 - Floyd Belkin/Splitter/Arm-Fall-Off-Boy vs. Wario Man

Match 2 - Fanboy and Chum Chum vs. Hero Cookie

Match 3 - SCP-2800/Cactusman/Daniel MacIntyre vs. Bibleman

Match 4 - Jarro vs. Bob Dobalina/Bob, Agent of Hydra

Match 5 - Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy vs. Super Grover

Match 6 - Sharkboy and Lavagirl vs. Ace and Gary/The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Match 7 -Morbius vs. Larry-Boy

Match 8 - Jeff the Land Shark vs. Steel Samurai

[f1shpotatoes]

YES OH MY GOD YES like i know what people mean by immortality being a curse and all that and i totally agree. eventually. like after a LONG time. cause think of all the random shit you could do right? ugh if i could have immortality i probably would take it idk though? give me save files or give me death or give me a pocket dimension or give me Jeff the Land Shark

[ao3feed-drstrange]

two Gods a Billionaire a Magician a High-Schooler and a Shark all walk into a bar

by AutisticMelodies New York City is full of surprises, from genius billionaires and sorcerers to mischievous gods and their hammer-wielding brothers. But sometimes, the greatest surprises aren’t the battles or the chaos—it’s finding connection in the most unexpected places. Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, and Loki never expected their paths to cross, let alone intertwine. Yet, somewhere between charity galas, wayward sharks, and meddling siblings, they begin to realize that even the most unlikely pieces can fit together to make a home. Words: 5626, Chapters: 6/?, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Rivals (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M, Multi Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Peter Parker, Jeff the Land Shark (Marvel), Wong (Marvel) Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Loki/Tony Stark, Loki/Stephen Strange, Loki/Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Loki & Thor (Marvel), Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Stephen Strange & Wong, Loki & Jeff the Land Shark Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Strangers to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, POV Third Person Limited, POV Alternating, POV Tony Stark, POV Stephen Strange, POV Loki (Marvel), Parent Tony Stark, Parent Stephen Strange, Parent Loki (Marvel), Uncle Thor (Marvel), Precious Peter Parker, Jeff the Land Shark is the Family Pet (Marvel), mainly Loki’s pet, everyone else has to put up with him, Tony Stark is Not Good With Kids, Stephen Strange is Not Good With Kids, Loki is Good With Kids (Marvel), Stephen Strange & Wong Friendship, Loki & Thor Are Siblings (Marvel), Loki & Jeff the Land Shark Companionship (Marvel), Tony Stark Is a Mess, Tony Stark Has Issues, Stephen Strange Has PTSD, Loki is a Brat (Marvel), Loki is a Tease (Marvel), Loki Is Not Okay (Marvel), Thor is a Ray of Sunshine (Marvel), Thor is Not Stupid (Marvel), Thor Has ADHD (Marvel), Jeff the Land Shark is a Menace (Marvel), Rating May Change, Other Additional Tags to Be Added via https://ift.tt/YPcEKVD