#jeff barton

[nameforthemain]

Alligator Loki #25

[why-i-love-comics]

Marvel Meow #1 (2023)

by Nao Fuji

[webshootersandwingdings]

First Appearance of Jeff 🦈 West Coast Avengers #7

[hersterical]

Some of my favorite fictional friendships who I think would be willing to get platonically married (some of these I ship both platonically and romantically and some of these I ship purely platonically)

(Stranger Things) Robin & Steve: Do I even need to explain this one?

(MCU) Kate & Yelena: This is doubly true if Yelena is ace and/or aro. I could also see them getting married on an assignment or something and then just not getting around to divorcing while joking about being work wives

(MCU) Clint & Natasha: I honestly only see this happening in a situation where Laura dies in a non-Thanos related incident

(Seinfeld) Jerry & George: They sincerely believe that it was just for the tax benefits. Hard to say if they ever become self-aware enough for it to become romantic

(Community) Annie & Abed: Got carried away with the bit. Abed doesn’t take marriage seriously enough to get a divorce and Annie likes the idea of being married and being able to refer to someone as her husband. They do eventually both grow to actually enjoy being platonically married to each other. Annie might eventually want a divorce when she realizes she’s a lesbian and falls in love with a woman. Abed might want a divorce if he sees how sad the marriage makes Troy

(Lotr) Legolas & Gimli: Same reasons for why they’d get married romantically but if they had no romantic feelings for each other

(X-Men Evolution) Rogue & Kitty: I could see them actually following through on an “if neither of us are married by the time we’re 40” kind of arrangement, though it’d take quite a bit of convincing on Kitty’s part and wouldn’t happen until their 50’s

(The Good Place) Jason & pretty much anyone except for Michael (and Janet): Literally canonically happened with Tahani, kind of canonically happened with Pillboi. Eleanore would definitely go for it if it got her out of a tough situation (and depending on her relationship status with Chidi). Would probably be able to guilt trip Chidi into it if it was really necessary to get Jason out of a bad situation

(SPOP) Bow and Sea Hawk: I don’t think this requires an explanation

(Willow) Kit & Elora: Only if there’s something that stops Kit from marrying Jade or if it’s on accident

Honorable Mentions

(Psych) Shawn & Gus: Shawn would no hesitation platonically marry Gus but Gus would not be up for it

(BBC Merlin) Arthur and Merlin: Would they be platonic life partners? Yes. Would they be romantically married? Yes. Would they get platonically married? No.

(X-Men Evolution) Kurt & Kitty: They would also have an ‘if neither of us are married by the time we’re 40’ kind of thing but Kurt’s too much of a romantic to go through with it

(Community) Jeff & Britta: It wouldn’t be romantic, and it wouldn’t be platonic, but a secret third thing (probably related to spite). We already almost saw it happen in the season two premiere

(Schitt’s Creek) Stevie and David: They would consider it in the pre-Patrick era, but David’s too much of a romantic to go through with it (did they have an ‘if we’re not married by the time we’re 40’ thing in canon? I can’t remember)

(New Girl) Winston and Cece: A classic Winston and Cece mess around would go too far and Cece would demand an immediate divorce (though dependings on the timing she might let it go longer than necessary just to watch Schmidt’s head explode regularly)

(BTVS) Tara and Oz: Sincerely don’t know if either of them would actually be down for this but I think it’d be tons of fun

(SPOP) Bow and Adora: I think they’d be perfectly happy to be platonically married but Glimmer would blow a gasket and Catra’s passive aggressiveness would be reaching very dangerous levels

[katebishopeveryday]

West Coast Avengers (2018) #10 Kate Bishop & Moy R.

[avengerscompound]

Alligator Loki Infinity Comic

[joezy27]

HAWKEYE - "We're going to Hawkeye their asses."

All-New Hawkeye by Jeff Lemire & Ramón Pérez

[cowboylikeyouu]

y’all don’t understand how much i love jeff, I NEED ONE

[duranduratulsa]

Now showing on DuranDuranTulsa's Horror Show...Slaughterhouse (1987) on glorious vintage VHS 📼! #movie #movies #horror #slaughterhouse #joebbarton #ripjoebbarton #sherryleigh #WilliamHouck #janehigginson #davefogel #billbrinsfield #jeffgrossi #jasoncollier #courtneylercara #LeeRobinson #jeanettesaylor #erichschwarz #donnastevens #vintage #vhs #80s #durandurantulsa #durandurantulsashorrorshow

[bobbimorses]

and it’s clint barton with the dropkick--!

[artphotographyofmen]

Hawkeye by Jeff Butler

[heckcareoxytwit]

A preview of Vengeance of the Moon Knight #1

VENGEANCE OF THE MOON KNIGHT #1

Clad in the black of mourning, the Midnight Mission remains! But who is left to keep the faith? And how have they been changed by the Black Spectre’s master stroke? The next chapter of MOON KNIGHT starts here as the congregants of the Midnight Mission pick up the pieces and carry on the mission…and find themselves faced with a mysterious new enemy in eerily familiar vestments.

LEGACY #231

Written by: Jed MacKay Art by: Alessandro Cappuccio, Rachelle Rosenberg Cover by: David Finch Page Count: 40 Pages Release Date: January 3, 2024

[indigo-brainspark]

WCA Podcast Pt 3

America: Ok so questions we've been submitted... Thoughts on Jeff?

Gwen: THE. FUCKING. CUTEST.

Clint: He's going to eat us one day.

Gwen: AND IT'LL BE ADORABLE

Kate: I'm sure he isn't going to eat anyone, Clint. We've trained him well!

Ramone: no, kate, he isn't going to eat anyone bc Deadpool keeps him sated by feeding Jeff all the people he kills.

Kate: Wade isn't allowed to have Jeff anymore.

Quire: and also, I can't believe you got him in the divorce, Kate. You were the second biggest Jeff anti. How did this happen?

*outraged agreements*

[webshootersandwingdings]

Alligator Loki (#15) Goes to the “Dog Park” 🐊

[jeff-the-landshark]

do u like clint barton?

mrrrr 😌💙🫂

[Jeff says he has become good friends with Clint Barton. They bonded after alligator Loki beat them both up]

[butchfemmefan]

I'm excited for the last few chapters of Mended Soles and writing Clint more. I feel like I really have his character voice down tbh

"But Clint, I have to pay the pet fee too" Kate fussed, growing increasingly frustrated. Clint scoffed "Because you keep stealing peoples pets! You took Lucky from me and Jeff from Gwenpool." "You told me to take Lucky to LA with me so he wouldn't get hurt if you had a bunch of people show up trying to kill you again, and basically the same thing happened with Gwen and Jeff." Kate corrected him. Clint had to concede her point. "Yeah okay, that may be true. But I still miss him! Can you put him on the phone for me?"