#jeezus

[savaralyn2]

[drakudoll]

Imagine Josh with a reader who loves giving oral (it doesn’t matter what body part of his they’re sucking as long as they’re sucking something)

Omg Josh is obsessed with letting you suck him. jfc.

Josh loves when you take his fingers and just mess with them in your mouth while doing something so mundane??????

Maybe you're reading next to him and take his fingers into your mouth to mindlessly chew on them- he feels like your his little weird lapdog lol

He woukd def shove his fingers down your throat and make you game while gagging you occasionally- making your vision teary and blurry, forcing you to die or fail in the game. And josh being josh of course tells you to reset it and try again- being even harsher this time uhrhhfh 🫣

You sucking on his cock while he plays a game on PC with Chris- you under the desk and just sucking away- even as he's about to cum you just keep going and swallow his cum, continuing until he has to turn of his mic as he moans like a pornstar from you thriving off sucking his fat needy cock

WOOHOO.

[aceofwhump]

I have now completely lost track of how many posts I put in a content review for. "Your post is in Content Label review". I'm gonna see that in my sleep. It's nearly EVERY SINGLE GIFSET!! And some random text posts I've made too. It's insane. And it's not ever post for an episode either. So there's NO reason for 99% of these posts to have a content label. But the worst part is that I can only tell the mature labelled posts and contest them via the android app. And you know what happens when I submit a review request? IT REFRESHES TO THE TOP OF THE DASH AND I HAVE TO SCROLL ALLLLLL THE WAY BACK DOWN. I'm literally going crazy here. And I tried searching #my gifs and look that way but some of my posts DON'T SHOW UP IN THAT TAG ON MY BLOG!! Losing my mind here. Losing my mind. I hate this so much.

If you see a post of mine that's hidden feel free to send me a link so I can contest it. Thanks

[relmint]

For research purposes do u guys prefer BEEFED UP Orlok or MALNOURISHED ORLOK?

[broadwaybohemians]

JEREMY.

JORDAN.

[snowlikeash]

A 20 year old is not the same thing as a child.

[brunhielda]

I was just making tea while my mother was watching a Tom Clancy movie.

I catch a scene in which CIA analysts take apart, I shit you not, a 30 sec news clip of a Russian politician answering a reporter’s question.

“That’s his blue suit- the one he always wears as he’s leaving the hospital, he thinks it brings up his color.”

“Did you catch his hand shake? It’s getting worse.”

“And he’s back in the wagon- there was a slur on the name of that town-

“Must be why his minder was with him-

“That’s not his normal guy-

“Yes it was, dark suit over his shoulder-

“No- look at the curl of the hair, that’s guy #2, who’s put on weight.”

“Another person with health issues?”

“Or stress. How long he been the minder instead of guy #1? When’s the last time anyone actually confirmed we were seeing him and not guy #2?”

“We’ll go through the tapes.”

I stopped in my tracks.

Holy SHIT did that sound familiar.

That’s the level of fan conspiracies of any large enough fanbase online. I see those types of conversations play out all the time. Online. Watching movies with my friends.

It just struck me, like a lightening bolt, that those skills are APPLICABLE.

To SPY WORK.

Is this a thing??? Anyone know someone recruited by a government agency for their analyst skills?

If not, the government has missed a serious skill pool.

[heyimboredtalktome]

so ur telling me that america has 330 million people but the only choices it has for president is someone who's currently committing a genocide and someone who would commit a genocide.

[skeletonshower]

[streamdotpng]

I just wandered around a trade fair and yall, the amount of smells got me wondering if this is what its like living in an omegaverse world

[rose-n-gunses]

THE MILLENNIUM KISS IM PULLING MY HAIR OUT

[frank-o-meter]

Happy Easter!

(A typical night at Club 54 during the Early 1980s.)

[r3mvs2695]

THE SONG "Coin-Operated Boy" HAS NEVER SCARED ME SO MUCH HOLY SHIT-

[joelletwo]

[only one person in the room rn] anyone here ever um. spend a really heated summer in the depths of Little Fires Everywhere adoptive/bio parent discourse

[orienteddreamerrr]

YALL WHY DAH FUK AM I ON A WAITLIST FOR AO3???

[chasani]

nothing is scarier than someone you know acting out of character