#jeb x sheriff

[echoes-solace]

GUNS 'N ROSES

wdym, im not obsessed with sherjeb at all. i totally dont think that the second coming of christ and fake cowboy would be something beyond friends. why would you ever think that

anyways. hi. yes. sherjeb fuels my heart and soul and i was too damn tired to actually shade this.

OH! ALSO! I MADE A PLAYLIST FOR THESE TWO. you should totally check it out:

[dissentersbedamned]

happy clown week, make sure to kiss your local clown!

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[ellethespaceunicorn]

Up A Creek

Title: Up A Creek

Rating: Explicit, 18+, Minors - DNI

Pairing: Lee Bodecker x Male!Reader

Word Count: 1.9K

Prompts: Lee Bodecker + Male Reader + Impact Play + “I told you, you would eventually start begging.” + Smut, requested by @electraphyng

Summary: Sheriff Lee Bodecker is sick of your trouble.

Warnings: period accurate homophobia, mention of having too many drinks, impact play (spanking), spit as lube, dubious consent, top!Lee, bottom!Reader, unprotected anal sex, creampie, mention of bodily fluids

Beta: @peyton-warren

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This wasn’t your first time in Sheriff Bodecker’s cruiser after a few too many at Old Jeb’s bar. Hell, it probably wouldn’t be the last time. He gives you the ‘I was a young man once, too’ speech. It’s the last thing you want to hear right now. That is until he gets to the part where he usually says something about making the right decision. Today, he has something different on his mind.

“Now, I’ve tried every goddamned thing I can think of to try and keep the peace in this damn county. I did it for years until you came along,” he drawls, making eye contact with you in the rearview mirror before looking away. “I’ve verbally warned you. I’ve arrested you. I’ve had you sit in the drunk tank all night. But every damn time I think you’re gonna do right by me and this county, you blow it.”

“Sheriff, I-” 

Bodecker slams his fist on the dashboard of the cruiser. “I did not ask you a question. You speak when spoken to now, you little shit.”

That shuts you up. When you look dejectedly outside of the windows of the cruiser, you realize you should already be at the station with the amount of time he was driving. You don’t know where you are, and you are with the man that hates you more than your damn Daddy. The farther he drives, you notice fewer lights and street signs and more open and wooded areas.

Dragging your eyes away from the window, you look back to the Sheriff. He gnaws a toothpick so hard that his jaw clenches. You catch more of his face in the reflection of the rearview mirror and think if he didn’t grimace all the damn time, he’d be such a handsome man. The kind that everyone would pay to see on the big screen.

You could hear your Daddy’s voice in your head: ‘Ain’t no son o’mine gonna be no damn pervert. I’d rather die.’ His words didn’t have the intended effect; you just became louder and prouder. But now and again, his words would creep into your subconscious, making you think that every damn thing you did was wrong because you were wrong. A design flaw, a mistake.

Your thoughts on your old man are cut short as you feel the cruiser slowing to a stop. Gravel crunches under the tires. Just as you were going to ask the Sheriff where you are, he opens the driver’s side door and gets out, shutting it behind him. You watch as he walks to the back door and opens it. You try to slink back further into the back seat, but he grabs your ankle. You kick at him with the other foot, but he catches it.

“Listen here, son. You try to kick me again; I’ll break it and tell the doctor you fell. Don’t test me,” Bodecker seethes, pulling you the rest of the way out of the cruiser. 

He grabs you by the elbow and walks you into the woods at the side of the road. Pulling you along behind him, he walks into a clearing that is barely lit by moonlight. He pushes you down to your knees. You somehow catch yourself from falling forward onto your front. Walking around you, Bodecker gets your attention by calling your name. He smiles a toothy grin when you look up at him with fear in your eyes.

“Now, I wasn’t gonna say nothin’, but your old man asked me to keep an eye on you. Said something or other about his son not being interested in chasing skirts. Wanted me to talk with you, but I think I got a better idea,” he remarks, sitting on the tree stump nearby. He waves you over, and you walk on your knees slowly before stopping in front of him. 

When he taps his thigh, you chance asking what he means. “Sheriff?”

He sighs, reaching for you and pulling you to lay over his lap, his strength on display. “Just hush now; the only words I wanna hear outta you are how good you beg. You’re up a creek, son, and the only paddle is my goddamned hand.” 

You’re lost to what you’re in for until a heavy wallop lands across your ass cheek. The force with which Bodecker spanks your ass is so much so that you cry out in pain. He must like the sound of that because he delivers another lash to your other cheek. He groans, and you can feel the bulge hardening in his pants just under your stomach.

You can’t believe it, but Sheriff Bodecker is spanking you like an ornery child. He’s enjoying it, too. While you hate this man, you can’t help but grind your dick into his thigh with every whack he executes. 

One after the other, he tears into you until you’re a sobbing mess. With a dick so hard it could cut diamonds, you give in to begging. “Sheriff, please. I can’t take anymore. I’ll do anything; just please make it stop.”

He pushes you off his lap, and you land on your back with a thud. “I told you, you would eventually start begging,” he breathes, coming down to kneel next to you. 

Before you know what is happening, Bodecker is bent over you as he fumbles thick fingers through unbuttoning and unzipping your pants. Your cock springs free in the cool, night air as your pants are tugged to your ankles. With your hands cuffed under you, you’re unable to have any shred of modesty. 

But it would seem that Bodecker doesn’t mind that at all. It would appear that he likes what he sees, judging by the way he palms himself while you watch him stroke you slowly. 

You throw your head back into the dirt, and he groans after you let out a whimper, so happy to finally be touched where you need it. But not for long. Letting go of your cock, he tuts when you whine at the loss. Lifting your legs, he folds you like a pretzel with your thighs pressing into your stomach.

You know exactly what Bodecker’s intentions are once you hear his belt being unbuckled. But it’s when you hear his zipper that you know you are about to be fucked. And you couldn’t decide whether to be upset or thankful. All you know is that you need him to get to it fast. 

Unable to see past your legs, you hear rather than see him spit into his hand. And you thank him silently for at least trying to make taking his length a bit more bearable. Once you feel the wet tip poking at your puckered opening, you wince and wiggle your ass but stop when a warning slap hits your thigh. 

“Hush, now. Sooner you let me in, sooner this’ll all be over,” he insists, pressing further inside you until he is balls-deep inside you. As if crafted by the gods, Bodecker is not only long but thicker than any guy you’ve been with. He grants you half a minute to get used to his size before he pulls out and thrusts back inside you. 

The strangled cries of ecstasy that leave your mouth echo through the trees; the sounds of flesh against flesh dance on the midsummer night’s breeze. You could never have guessed in a million years that you would end up in this predicament. Hell, you wish you would have thought of this earlier, fucking the Sheriff to keep him off your back. 

“Fuck! You’re so fuckin’ tight. Feels so fuckin’ good. Takin’ me so well, like a good little slut,” he praises, changing his angle and leaning into you. With his hands on the backs of your thighs, he pounds into you and revels in the garbled nonsense that trickles from your mouth. 

Your cock, hard and forgotten, twitches when Bodecker hits your prostate. Your ass clamps down around his cock as you let your orgasm wash over you. Stars explode behind your eyelids as you come untouched. Thick, creamy ropes coat your chest where your shirt rides up and exposes your skin. 

As you come down from your high, Bodecker chases his release. His grip on your thighs loosens, and he groans as he blows his load, painting your insides. As he softens, he slips from your hole. You feel his cum dribbling out of your used asshole as he stands up to straighten his uniform and dust off his slacks.

You lay there, looking up at him until he helps you to stand. He unceremoniously tugs up your pants as you stand on wobbly legs. Grabbing you by the arm, he leads you through the dark woods to where his cruiser is parked. You’re shoved into the backseat, and he takes his time staring you down before closing the car door.

Once seated in the front seat, Bodecker pulls a piece of candy from the glove box. Unwrapping it and putting it in his mouth, he noisily lets the hard candy clack against his teeth as he sucks on it. He all but ignores you as he turns the key in the ignition and pulls back onto the road. 

You sit quietly looking out of the window as the familiar sights of Knockemstiff come back into view. Your ass hurts and leaks on the entire drive while dried cum plasters your shirt to your torso, but you don’t make a fuss. Noticing the Sheriff has turned down the road leading to your house, you’re somewhat relieved for this night to be over. 

He stops in front of your house, shuts off the car, and turns around to face you with his arm thrown over the seat. “Am I gonna see you causing trouble in my county again? Or am I gonna have to take you back out to the woods and…straighten you out?” His piercing blue eyes show no other emotion but annoyance.

“No, sir,” you lie. You have no intention of being a good little soldier for your Daddy, the Sheriff, or anyone else. But a piece of you wouldn’t mind being a good little slut for Bodecker. 

“Good man,” he replies, turning back around and exiting the vehicle. Letting you out of the backseat, he uncuffs you and lets you start up the walkway to your parents’ house. He whistles to get your attention, and you turn around. “You be good, now. I’ll be watching.”

You simply nod, unsure of what to say. Pulling the key from your pocket, you unlock the front door and enter the house. Leaning against the front door after you close it, you hear his cruiser’s engine turn over and exit down the lane. 

The living room light comes on, and your father appears from the hallway in his pajamas and slippers. “Was that the Sheriff?”

“Yeah, Dad. He gave me an earful tonight. I’m exhausted; I just want to sleep,” you babble, stepping away from the door and walking past your father to get to your bedroom.

“Well, I hope you were listening to what he said. Maybe spend less time out there causing all kinds of trouble?” He encourages, crossing his arms.

“I’ll do my best, Dad,” you lie again, just wanting to disappear into your room. “Good night, Dad.”

“Good night, son,” he sighs, letting you off without a lecture.

You collapse on your bed, not bothering to take off your dirty clothes. A fitful sleep awaited you, and you wouldn’t keep it waiting long. That night, you dream of blue eyes following you through the dark, and it does nothing but spur you on to make the next wrong decision.

A/N: First time writing for Lee, first time in about ten years that I wrote M/M fic, and I fucking loved it. Hope you enjoy!!

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

Master list

probably not got everything on it yet, but here's a list of my stuff

Reader gets pregnant with them

Hank, Sanford and Deimos, 2B

Jeb, Sheriff, Audi, Tricky

Church and Jorge, Phobos

Crackpot, Hofnarr

MAG Torture

Dave, QBert, Skinner

General romance

Hank, 2B, Sanford, Deimos

Audi, Tricky, Jeb, Crackpot

Burger Gil

Sanmos poly

Hofnarr / Tricky

Sanford x Chubby male reader

Love language is biting - Hank, San, Dei, 2B

Phobos x Other Place monster

Garrett Goyle

MAG Torture x depressed reader

Burger Gil again

Deimos x vamp former lover

White Hank x fluffy reader

2B x FTM reader

Jebus

Hank freeing tortured reader from AAHW

Dave, QBert - accents

Sheriff - nightmares

Female 2B

Pining for 2B

Pining for Sanford

2B x plague dr reader second part

Sanford the himbo

Cookin with San

Romantic little moment with Hank

MAG Hank

Jebediah caring for sick reader

Jebus x disciple reader

White Hank

2BHank poly

[doostyaudi]

this is a masterpost for my Rave-n AU for madness combat! information is below the cut cuz theres so much! '^^

what is the Rave-N AU?

its a madcom au where people fight to the beat of music, and what music they use depends on what genre of music they're assigned. basically its just madness combat but if it was a rhythm game lol. the lore is different in many aspects, but in general things play out exactly to how it plays in the canon series.

where did you get the idea?

it originally started at Rave-N Hank (rnank), my hanksona. he was just a standalone hanksona before i decided to expand his universe a bit, and here we are now! rnank is STILL my hanksona btw

what can and cant we do?

well, im very lax with this au, i dont have many restrictions other than to just be mindful of the lore and be respectful of my decisions when it comes to the story and characters, thank you!

oh, btw, do NOT treat these characters like their canon counterparts, treat them like u would treat someone's oc as that is what they are. All canon characters within this au are my ocs.

and yes you can put ur ocs into this, as well as making ocs that are exclusively within the au. the only thing to keep in mind when adding an oc to this universe is that if theyre an official citizen of Nevada, they NEED a spiked collar (employers and higher powers are the only ones who are exempt from this rule), doesnt matter how it looks at all, they just need one!

also yes you can ship characters together (oc x canon is welcome and encouraged!!) idc who u ship with who (maybe i will in the future but rn idc)

if you have any additional questions, feel free to ask in my inbox! ill be more than happy to answer! if i find it important enough, ill update this segment with that question added!

characters

main cast: sanford, deimos, doc, tricky, auditor, sheriff, jeb, and phobos

why isnt hank included? he is my hanksona, he is a completely different guy lol. if you want to get a could reference pic of him, look at his artfight page (sorry if you dont have an artfight acc, ill make a new ref for him soon enough!)

literally everyone else: the machine (redesign needed), the maker, conductor, deliberator, stygian, skinner (redesign needed), the sun, torture, white hank, happy hank (skittles), dr.crackpot

misc: aahw guys, alternate rnaudi design, alternate rnaudi design 2, moon (idk if i should keep her in or not..)

my ocs (not canon btw): yara, 04, charlie, maudi, yara but in a different timeline, bank (old old old hanksona), manager

honorable mentions (other ppls ocs/own rave-n designs): redge, explorer

any characters you want to see in the au? my inbox is always open! :3

random assortment of information abt/relating to the au

rnackpot's odd music taste , how music works during fighting (part 1), why are there 2 keystone fragments?, rambles abt rnaudi (part 1), madcom hc that applies here, polyamory? in my madcom? more likely than you think, rnygian hates rnank but cant do anything abt it :(

that is everything, for now! ill try to update it as things go on! feel free to ask me any questions u have!! thank you for reading!

Have the entire twilight movie in a stamp, as a treat!

[creatorthegod]

Yandere Madness Combat x reader, Player au pt 1

”Oh thank you player” I say as the player put a (favorite/color) nail polish on me, "But can I ask what is my roll in the 'game' " I question "or in general" The player smiled as twirled some of their hair " You where the healer, though not good with weapons enemies calmed down and didn't attack as frequently or hard, and allies gained health faster and get there health boxes back if lost" I think about it for a second before nodding "Don't tell the others" They said looking at me "But you were always my favorite" If I had a mouth I think I would be smiling "Really, well that why you always took control over me whenever you could" looking at the time I start to panic "I'm sorry player but I must get going, I have a mission soon" "Its fine, go ahead i'll be waiting" I wave as I rush out the room.

The player was aware most of the boys liked them, but they never liked any of them back, but they were a shipper. In the real world they read lots of madness combat characters x (y/n), hell they read one where they got a yandere harem of the others 'That was there favorite' but how should they go to get the others to fall in love with them.

Have Hank save them on a mission,

Sanford and Deminos get hurt on a mission and they help heal them,

They help 2BDammed fix someone up,

Maybe Tricky takes them and likes there calming effect,

Jeb helps them save a grunt,

They protect the Sheriff from a threat,

They heal the Auditor even though they know he is the enemy,

Or maybe they aren't scared of Phobos he take an interest in them,

Oh the possibilities are endless, when the player was positive no one was coming they went to there closet, inside was many papers some with drawings others with writing, there own fanfictions and fanart. They suddenly had an idea, pulling up the menu screen they did a little coding making it so the others had the feelings they felt towards the player go to (y/n) 'good thing I learned how to code' they thought more so happy they can see there ships sail.

"Little did I know what they felt for me was dangerous, and now they felt that way towards them they would try and never let go, and no matter how hard I tried to make there affection come back to me it never did, It was a one time thing"

"What happened next mommy?"

[artoriarts]

Ok I don’t want to go make art and I don’t want to go find something good to scrounge up and post so I will instead spout assorted madcom headcanons. these are far from the last you will see from me.

- sanmos 4 lyfe (big sloppy heart emoji) they are both like playfully flirty in diff ways with other people but also so so monogamous at the same time they love eachother sooo much have the healthiest relationship known to man. ignore all the killings.

- 2bhank with the same energy as medic tf2 x heavy tf2. but like also 2b is catboy herder for hank. he holds the laser pointer in the relationship. hank isn’t like full creature I’m still the kind of girlie to place him solidly as kind of the stoic and dysfunctional sociopath but he’s got some of those beasty tendencies in him. the two have such strong attachment to each other but they both have such difficulty expressing it. hank doesn’t know how human well and 2b simply isn’t a soft person even when he wants to be. but they work with what they have. deimos and sanford are so invested in their relationship they chitchat about it constantly. in the most supportive way they want it to go well they just talk about the two being cute and try to help when they hit rocky points. the power couple is so stable they can take on other couple’s drama.

- I don’t know what the ship name is for tricky and hank but there’s like a tiny bit of that too. tricky is hank’s crazy ex but they were never in an actual relationship clown has just been desperate for the dick day one and has not let up for a single second. especially after the halo fiasco literally everyone hates them but they stay silly

- whitehank exists because of something along the lines of hank’s genome getting copied to aahw database when he went in the magnifier and using that agency got the bright idea that if they can’t beat hank. they can make their own. I don’t know actually how she should fit into everything but I like the idea it feels appropriately silly for madcom. the only thing I’m really decided on is that she eventually switches sides and 2b, carrying the entire trans community of nevada on his old man spine, hooks her up on titty skittles and him and hank informally adopt her because cold sad clone babygirl needs parents. she’s like all of hank’s feral swagger if you made it sopping wet and also like garage band punk. I can’t decide if she’s musclegirl as I’ve drawn her before or make her skinny legend I need to lock down the vibes. One important design thing that i know is coming however is that since she’s a copy of mag hank specifically, while hank gets demagnified in my little post canon design shit, she does not, so she is de facto tallest out of the. what do you even call the gang. just the gang? agency for hank wimbleton? the motley crew. the dnd party. nevada’s most wanted. that one actually works we’ll go with that

- funny thing I’ve considered for sheriff is that after whatever happens in project nexus dude just. pisses off somewhere. half hooks up with jeb to make a neutral party for people who just want to fuckin live. while jeb’s on the offensive side of that trying to actively stop the madness sherrif is the defensive side just making settlements for normal people to live they lives. something along those lines. it’s quaint. him and whitehank get together maybe. little guy woos the giant cryptid lady with his southern charm.

- the auditor is workplace sexual harassment personified. simultaneously in the fanfic suave way and the restraining order kind. they talk like stephan weyte. they think they’re soo cool and when someone doesn’t think they are when they want them to they run away and cry.

- I wish I could come up with something for jeb to like round out the primary cast but like honestly he’s the one I spin around in my head the least. I like his motive of make shit normal but maybe he’s just like too clear cut. he’s already got a full character there’s nothing for me to add.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[moonamite]

Guys I’ve had another stupid idea

Cookie Combat (Madness combat x Cookie Run: Kingdom) Here’s some of my ideas

Hank: Charge (or ambush. Haven’t fully decided yet.)

Sanford: Defense (epic) Skill stuns enemies. He uses his hook to perform a ranged attack that also ‘hooks’ and pulls in enemies that are in the back.

Deimos: Ranged (epic) Attacks enemies from the middle of the party. His skill allows him to push back enemies with bullets, busting any shields they have.

2BDamned: Support (Epic) Mainly grants allies buffs plus minor healing. Can still perform regular attacks.

Tricky: Ambush (Super epic) The first two times he uses his skill, he’ll attack his enemies from behind. However, on the third time, he’ll transform into his demon form, rush up front, and deal massive damage to enemies in the front.

Jeb: Magic. (Super epic) Skill involves him using his nexus bolts + sword. The nexus bolts give the enemies the ‘zapped’ debuff. His skill also grants his allies an HP shield along with some healing and a few buffs.

Sheriff: Ranged (Epic) His skill basically is just like Rye Cookie’s. Rip.

Crackpot: Bomber (Epic) His skill poisons the enemies and generally weakens them with debuffs.

Phobos: Charge (Super epic) He attacks with his binary sword. It’s a wide ranged attack (Think Dark Cacaos skill.) It lowers the enemy’s defense and stuns them.

Skinner: Healing (Epic) Like the other healers, he is unable to damage the enemies. His skill heals allies. Maybe a few buffs. Idk

Auditor: Charge (Employer) He summons his blades and attacks the enemies, inflicting burn damage and cutting their attack, as well as defense.

Conductor: Ranged (Employer) Blasts enemies with electric shockwaves, giving the zapped debuff and causing them to freeze.

Stygian: Ambush (Employer) Skill causes Stygian to attack a single enemy, dealing massive damage and putting a ‘target’ on them, causing all allies to focus on the damaged enemy.

Deliberator: Magic (Employer) Grants an hp shield to allies and minor periodic healing. Summons a storm of comets to Bombard the enemies as well as stun them and break their shields and slow them.

[antipathy-arsonist]

Some doodles of my silly old madcom x all tomorrows au if you even care 😒(/j)

I drew hank with broken sabre teeth because in the book they say that their teeth are a status symbol for killer folk and i thounght that was interesting

Killer folk hands are hell to draw heeelllpp 😭

Also rushed doodle i might do more on later

2b, hank and sheriff are killer folk

Sanford is a saurosapent

Deimos is a snake person and jebs a gravitol

Oh yeah and auditor Qu + crackpot blindfolk

What should tricky be? I was thinkin satyriac but idk

[verquilla]

do u have a fav madcom rarepair

jeb x sheriff? im not sure though if it counts as one because i don't mind rarepairs in general 🤷‍♂️

[cosmica-galaxy]

Here’s a request that has something that I don’t often see with MadCom x Reader stuff. 2BDamned, The Auditor, Jebus, and Shreiff trying to comfort/support y/b who has PTSD. How they got the PTSD is a mystery and y/n is unwilling to talk about it as it has deeply affected them, but they do tell the grunts certain things that would trigger it.

Someone else accidentally triggers Y/N and Y/N just goes to 2B/The Auditor/Jebus/Sheriff because they can trust them the most.

This is mostly a hurt/comfort x reader, I hope this prompt is okay with you?

Sure thing!

2BDamned:

To say he's surprised when you approach him for comfort was an understatement. 2Bdamned is not much of a comforter, but he's nothing short of civilized. He'll embrace you and ask you if anything happened while you were out before listening to you explain how someone had triggered your PTSD response on purpose before you came back here.

When you admitted to coming to HIM for comfort made 2B feel pride that you trusted him enough to come to him for your problems. He gives you as much comfort as you require while you calm down from your episode. Once you've either gone off to sleep or rest, he silently jots down a footnote on his desk about finding whoever purposely set you off and to run them over with his car.

Jebus:

Jeb was caught off guard when he meets back up with you and finds you in a distressed state when you arrive back to base. Upon questioning you, he discovers that you apparently had a run in with someone who cared nothing about your sensitivity to a certain range of triggers, and how they took advantage of it to tear you down a couple of pegs. Jeb is not surprised in the slightest. Once an enemy or rival sniffs out a weakness, they'll use everything they can to harm you, especially here in Nevada. Hurting someone else doesn't always have to be physical.

He comforts you while you try to unwind from the experience and he slowly tries to talk to you while you lean on him. Jeb is surprised to hear you admit that you came to him out of everyone else because you trusted him the most. To which, he's both flattered and conflicted. But overall, he's relieved that you seem to find him as a source of comfort. He'll stay by your side as long as you need him there, and once you have either calmed down or fallen asleep, would he ever part from you.

Sheriff:

Sheriff is stunned the moment you burst through the door to his office and fall into his arms in a tired heap. He's worried about you, as he always tries to look after his folks in any way that he can. But the moment he hears about how you were upset because you had an unpleasant encounter with an individual who didn't care about your sensitive nature, the look on his face soured and he listened to you vent.

Color him surprised when he asked why you decided to swing by his office of all places, that you admit that you trusted him enough to pour your innermost worries out to him. Including how you're feeling right now. Sheriff is no therapist, possibly not even a warrior, but for some reason he always seemed to capture the hearts of the local populace. It seemed that you weren't an exception to his charm either. The sheriff comforts you as much as he can, with usual pep talk and gentle back pats. It's mostly all that he knew how to do. But it seemed to be just what you needed.

Auditor:

The Auditor is many things, yet he lacks a certain grasp on how to be compassionate. However, he was nothing short of observant. So when he took notice of one of his most closely reliable workers slacking, he grew attentive. Upon confronting his worker about their most recent behavior, the worker eventually comes clean about what has occurred when they intermingled with their coworkers. Apparently, one agent seemed to have gotten far too comfortable with digging at others and high ranking members seemed to be no exception. How this agent found out about your sensitivity is lost on the Auditor, but hearing how they clearly upset you with intent seemed to make the employer squint his crimson eyes in disapproval.

The Auditor was not one to be trifled with, but he was already stressed out from trying to perform damage control all around Nevada. The last thing he needed was a mouthy underling impacting the productivity of his agency and other workers. Especially those of higher ranks like yourself. He's not comforting in the slightest, but he does reassure you that he will sleuth out the troublemaker and squash any problems that will arise in the future. In a strange show of kindness, he gives you an extended break (with pay) so that you can go and decompress from your experience. Meanwhile, he heads out to confront the one agent causing all the trouble in your facility.

[syrups-edit-corner]

A Jeb x Sheriff (Madness Combat) Moodboard with themes of Obsession and Gentleness coming from Jeb with Red and Black Colors!

Requested by: Yeehaw Anon

[totallyradicalmucky]

Boys who go tee hee!! and boys who go hhmm

They’re both ponies

[rotshop]

i don't remember if i requested this before...i think i did, but maybe i just wanted to request and that's what i remember. so, sorry if it's already in your inbox, my memory is not working :(

okay so like...Jeb and Audi x Sheriff!reader (separately)? like the reader has the role of Sheriff in the story...it's your choice if they still have the sheriff aesthetic or if it's something different. sorry if it's too specific.

(tagging my sideblog so i dont miss the response @ribbons-tag )

i BELIEVE that this may be the rq you previously sent !! in that i only seen Audi's name . so . i only wrote Audi . SO this time around i'll just do jeb ! hope this is good enough . lol . reader's written to be a touch more suspicious of others to lean into the sheriff bit a little more .

[ tw ; implied / suggested reader death at the end but they're fine thru madness typical logic , violence is talked about but never REALLY happens in depth ]

-Jeb's never been too much of a people person. Sure, he's worked with a few people before, but that was mostly because he needed to and knew them relatively well. He's not one for readily joining alliances or making them. In his mind, it can just pose a greater threat to him in the long run than it's really worth. However, there's an exception to every rule.

-He really isn't sure of what even made him change his mind. Maybe he just figured he could use someone who was more of a people person to help allow him a greater reach (sure, he could intimidate people into giving him the supplies and materials he needed just fine, but it was much easier to just have some sort of 'friend-of-a-friend' discount). Maybe he thought there was some sort of special talent or charm to you that would help him out. More self indulgently (and shamefully / stupidly), maybe you were just really interesting to him. It's not uncommon for him to take up a hobby in watching how people respond to and interact with their environments and situations, something about seeing people's different approaches is just fascinating to him, in a way. Your cautious (if not a touch paranoid at best and cowardly at worst) approach to things could be something of amusing to him.

-Either which way, by the end of the night you'll end up having had a relatively ... awkward, business deal of sorts.

You were just finishing up a drink of yours. There'd been some sort of win worth celebrating in your little group and you were in a relatively safe enough part of town to feel confidant to let loose for a bit. The lot of you were well-liked enough by the bartender that you could wander and mingle without too much scrutiny. Most of your group made themselves busy with one another, talking about whatever recent success there was or more unrelated small-talk, taking the time to settle for a bit. In your eyes, it was well-deserved with how much you'd been struggling to get this bunch together and accomplish much. It wasn't exactly easy to start a company of sorts in a nevada where you couldn't trust most people and could get wiped out by a bandit ambush at any moment.

Slowly but surely, people had started to dwindle. With a little wave or reassurance of seeing you the next day, they'd make their way towards the door. The number of people had trickled down from a small crowd, to a bunch, to just a few of you left. You didn't mind, they were probably tired by this point anyway, with you not following too far behind in that regards. Despite that, you didn't exactly want to leave just yet- wanting to soak in some sort of rest and normalcy for a bit.

Granted, it was a little harder to have that once you noticed crimson eyes trained on you from some corner of the bar.

You did your best to not let on your noticing, it was better to be smart and play dumb than to be dumb and try something 'smart.' Sure, you couldn't exactly place what group this person might've belonged to (or worst case who might've hired them), but it wasn't exactly too out-there to think you might have some sort of minor price out for you. But .. you couldn't really think of anyone who would have it out for you so much so as to pay for your downfall- sure, bandits and fanatics weren't exactly your biggest fans but they didn't exactly have the funds or supplies to go pay for your head. Maybe it was just some sort of 'getting rid of competition early' type of thing? The again, you weren't really well known enough to really be deemed a full on competitor. But of course this is Nevada, maybe you just had really bad luck and you happened to piss off some random ultra-powerful group or individual who had it out for you and this was their chance to-

"Excuse me, you're the uh ... sheriff, correct?" You'd blinked hard at that, whipping around to look at the source of the question. Red eyes stared right back down at you, lack of emotion in them giving you even less to work with in your little theory.

"I mean- not really, but I suppose you could call me that," you'd answered with a little shrug, hoping it was enough to placate them. Unless, it was the entirely wrong move and what you should have done was lie completely.

"Ah. Well then, I hope you don't mind my intrusion, I was just wondering if we could talk business. Of course, if you're uninterested than I can leave you be." You couldn't help the way tension left your shoulders at his response. Sure, it could definitely be some sort of threat or lie but .. you'd imagined someone wearing a halo would be a bit more theatrical or dramatic with their life-ending business, maybe not stab you in the middle of a bar over work-talk.

"You're no bother at all, take a seat Mr. ..." You'd trailed off, hoping they'd finish for you.

"Jebediah."

"Jeb," you'd bluntly shortened, "Take a seat, Jeb."

-Honestly ... he really was not expecting to get too attached to you and yet, he very much so does. It's nothing too personal, you can tell there's an almost clinical way he interacts with you at times. You'll find him quietly looking over your shoulder or listening from the corner while you're telling a handful of your crew about some mission you'll need them for. He looks entirely disinterested and in all honesty it does make you a bit . maybe sad's too harsh a word but you definitely don't appreciate it .

-This is flipped on its head pretty quickly once he approaches you and mentions some concern he has about your plan, offering some sort of alternative that sounds safer and more successful. If you ask why he hadn't just brought it up then, you won't get any real concise answer other than a shrug (which only raises more questions to you, really).

-He keeps his distance for a pretty long time, only really talking to you for brief periods of time whenever he can find some sort of privacy with you. It's a tad funny to you (and others) how he almost seems to follow you like some lost puppy. You do your best to curb this by talking to him first a little more often, asking for his thoughts on something you've got planned out either ahead of time or as you go about telling whoever needs to hear it about it. You trust his input enough to not worry too much about him doing anything that'd definitely harm anyone in your group. If he wanted to knowingly kill anyone, he would've done it a long time ago.

-That and you're pretty sure he could've just wiped you all out himself. Sure, you've really only seen him fight a handful of times but ... what you saw was enough to make you (maybe a little harshly in your excitement and astoundment) grab him by the shoulders and ask him 'hey what the FUCK.' Even though he doesn't particularly enjoy being shaken, he can't help but be amused at how much wonder you seem to have about what you'd just seen. If he plays it up just a tad just to see you try and (affectionately) call bullshit on his claims or just be plain stunned, then it's really no harm is it?

-Speaking of him fighting, you really only ever see it in a few ways. The little business deal you worked out with one another really just has him around you for the most part (though, you weren't expecting him to stick to you as much as he had), he can go do his own thing of course and you'll help him out in that endeavor, but he's essentially a bodyguard of sorts. Since you've been making your way up and steadily growing more and more power, other's have started to take notice of you more and more. More than a few times has someone just barely missed you with a gunshot. More than a few times has someone (Jeb) yanked you out of the way of a hatchet. More than a few times you've laid on the floor and stared at the ceiling while Jeb crouched down next to you and waited for your life to stop flashing before your eyes again.

-Over time, he finds himself growing fonder and fonder of you. The first thing he'd really noticed was your people skills- you had a way of turning people to your cause and getting them on your side that he'd never really seen before. Even seeing you interact with the ones you've had with you from the start can be almost soothing in a way. It's nice seeing a leader who's got some compassion for those 'below them' for a change. He finds himself enjoying your company more than he'd expected. While your friendliness and lax disposition had initially thrown him off, it's warmed up to him a lot. He doesn't even realy know when you'd managed to regularly make some comment that could get him to laugh. All he knows is that there's a point where you're out celebrating another victory for you all and you're smiling and he is too and there's an odd feeling in his chest when you turn to look at him with that same brightness and genuine pride for your lot's achievements.

-Obviously, the 'lone-wolf' thing he has going doesn't make him anything of a romantic. He's entirely unsure of what to do when he first realizes 'oh hey I have a thing for them don't I.' As far as he's concerned, if he ignores it than it can't risk everything like it otherwise would. He's wrong, he finds himself lost in thought over it far more than he'd like to be (and really it only stresses him out more when that just puts you in more harms way, considering people certainly like almost killing you from a distance where you don't notice them). It eventually boils over to where when you're having some typical late after-work conversation with him in your office he just kind of. interrupts the topic at hand to ask if you like him. If you weren't busy processing his question maybe you could laugh a bit at how abnormally tense he is.

-if you're here than obviously you say yeah. Again, you could laugh at the sigh of relief that leaves him at your answer (and you do when he's pulling you into a tight hug, he just hides his face in the crook of your neck in response).

-Onto more misc. hcs YIPPEEE !!!!!1

-People very much so notice the dynamic the two of you have and expected something to be going on between the two of you long before you two officially said anything. It's something of an inside joke between your employees to fake-gag or give knowingly-annoyed looks to one another whenever the two of you are 'suddenly' interacting with one another in a situation that doesn't call for it. The moment Jeb's perking up at something you said or you're looking over your shoulder at him someone's already biting back a snicker and looking away. Neither of you understand it. Nobody will explain it.

-He's not one for PDA so don't expect too much in that regards. However, when you both get some time alone (usually in one of your rooms or in your office) then he's a tad clingier. He mostly defaults to holding your hand but he's partial to just holding you close in general. Whether it's him holding you with a hand rubbing your back and you resting your head on his chest or him hugging you from behind while he rests his head on top of yours- do expect him to be close in some way. He tends to just refer to you with whatever 'title' of sorts you hold (namely sheriff, despite how that . really isn't your job at all . you have no idea how that got stuck to you), even if you insist he can just call you by your name. He still calls you Sheriff. Likewise though, he'll refer to you as 'dear' and 'darling' in private more commonly, that or a shortened version of your name if possible. If you jokingly start to lean into the sheriff thing and """ironically""" call him Sugar he will not complain.

-all in all. please stop nearly getting yourself killed its scaring him. YEAH he can bring you back but its not an entirely pleasant process for either of you. (but, of course, Nevada is Nevada and luck only runs so long. Again going of the White Hank interp. of Sheriff, do expect that there's some sort of a 'oh hey we both have the same thing going on with stitches' between the both of you. If he starts placing little kisses on them more often than uhh lol wdym no he isn't <33 he just HAPPENS to do it repeatedly by COMPLETE CHANCE .... )

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

Jebus x reader - Hands

If anyone had asked Jebediah about his favourite feature of yours, he’d eventually come to the conclusion it was your hands, after much debating in his head. He loved everything about you, through and through, but your hands were just something special to him.

Smaller and softer than his own hard worked ones, how just a little touch sent shivers down his spine, relaxed his aching muscles in one soft brush, tenderly cupping his face and quelling the demons haunting his head. How your nimble fingers seemed to rest perfectly between his own, as though the universe itself deemed you two to fit together. Perfect little missing puzzle piece.

May hard days working under Sheriff’s cowardly ass had left him shuffling in the door and collapsing into your lap, lavishing in your loving care, closing his tired eyes as your hands worked their magic. “Another hard day baby?” “Mmmh.”

Nothing a little TLC wouldn’t sort out, he closed his eyes as he rested his head on your legs, letting the stress of the day flush out of his system as your hands gently massaged his head, tracing over his old scars, brushing through his jet black hair.

A rare purr rippled from his throat, you were one of only three people who’d ever heard Jeb purr, one was now terrorising the streets clad only in his boxers and ratted lab coat, the other was a long distant memory, last traces of her just bloody smears on cold tiles.

He’d break away after a while, both of you busying yourselves around your domestic dwelling, but you’d both return to the couch after menial chores.

You browsed the internet on your tablet, social media still a big thing in Nevada, no one really sure who was keeping the internet going, but grateful for it all the same. Jeb on the other hand was buried in a book, he absolutely loved learning, ever the nerd at heart.

Both content in your own private little worlds, connected to each other by your hands, Jebediah absentmindedly rubbing the back of your hand with his thumb, sitting in a comfortable silence.

[haxorus-imp]

Greetings~!

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🧾 ++ MASTERLIST ++ 🧾 (Under construction)

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🩸 Madness Combat 🩸 = X Readers & Other Stories = ---- - Fall into Nevada (Part 1) (Soldier!Reader) - Fall into Nevada (Part 2) (Soldier!Reader) - Soldier!Reader Headcanons - Soldier!Reader picks up the SQ crew - FSR First Contact (Future!Soldier!Reader) - FSR First Contact [AAHW Version] (Future!Soldier!Reader) - Future!Soldeir!Reader Headcanons - The Player gets very sick (SQ Crew + Auditor) - The Player gets very sick 2 (Jeb, Tricky, Sheriff +2) - In the Player’s World Headcanons - The Player and the SQ crew get married - The Player and Phobos/Auditor get married - The SQ crew react to dyed hair - The Player tells Phobos about their world - The Player sacrifices themselves to save Nevada - The Player shattered headcanons - Jeb and Phobos react to The Player’s corset collection - The Main Cast With a Chubby!Player - The SQ crew learns that The Player is Asexual - The AAHW and NEXUS crew learn The Player is Asexual -

=Papa Grunt Series (Set in Salty’s AU)= ---- Pregnancy: - The SQ Crew during Player’s Pregnancy - Jeb and Phobos during Player’s Pregnancy - Sheriff and Tricky during Player’s Pregnancy - The Auditor during Player’s Pregnancy - Crackpot during Player’s Pregnancy - Church and Jorge during Player’s Pregnancy - Goyle, GIL, and Skinner during Player’s Pregnancy - Chopper Dave during Player’s Pregnancy Parents interacting with their Kids: - The SQ kids discover their Player powers - The Auditor and Phobos kids discover their Player powers - The Sheriff and Tricky kids discover their Player powers - The kids react to their Player cleaning their faces - Goyle and Player meet again - Goyle finds out he’s the child’s father - Tricky, Phobos, Auditor, and Sheriff reaction to their baby in danger - How would Phobos, Jebus, Crackpot, and Audi bond with their kids - What if the child asks for another sibling? - Grunts getting asked “Where do babies come from” - Sheriff’s kid getting their horse - The papa!Grunts react to their children crying out in pain - Papa!Grunts Egg version: - Where did the eggs come from? - Egg type guide (Art) - Hank reacts to his egg hatching - Jeb reacts to his egg hatching - Tricky and Auditor reacting to their eggs hatching - Phobos reacts to a crack on his egg - Eggy AU Artwork (Both mine and fanworks): ---- - DON’T TOUCH THE CHILD -

All Grown Up: - Sheriff’s Kid - The Tricksters AU Ramblings: - How many kids would the grunts like to have? =Seasonal Stories= ----

- The SQ crew reacts to Halloween in the Player’s World - Jeb reacts to Halloween in the Player’s World - The SQ crew reacts to Fall - The SQ crew reacts to Snow - The SQ crew celebrates Thanksgiving - The SQ crew celebrates Christmas - The SQ crew celebrates New Years -

=Artwork= ---- - Grunt Babies - Hank with his Child - Tricky and his Tricksters - “It was Him” - Hank Wimbleton and His Player - Hiding from Hungry Bandits - Cuddling an Auditor plushie - They live with you now - Short!Human gets bullied - Short!Human gets picked up - Papa!Grunt Doodles - Soldier!Reader and their clone - Reader with all of the babies - Human height discussion and flexibility - Humans are cryptids - Celebrating Hank Doll getting funded - If the SQ group were able to transform into dragons - Futuristic Soldier Artwork - Shattered Player Beta Design - FSR Underskeleton Concept Art = GOD!PLAYERS AU = ---- Writings - God!Players Harem Headcanons - God!Players react to Phobos’s Fanfiction ---- Artwork (both mine and fanworks): - God Player Portraits - Devil!Player Portrait - Mermaid!Player Portrait - BE NOT AFRAID - Soldier!Player Spa Day - Phobos drawing himself with Gods - Auditor giving Goddess Player a flower - World Map of New Nevada - God!Player Soul Gems - Phobos Doujinshi comic - Skinner casually letting SQ know he’s gonna be a dad = Other interesting things / Madcom Rambles = --- - Roommate Grunts - Grunt Culture - Grunts are reverse paradise birds - Human anatomy would fascinate grunts - Nevada Tycoon? - What makes the Player a god - Humans and Grunts being interested in their respective Biology - Human history being explained to grunts - Grunts reacting to human evolution and their generations - Human explaining space to grunts -

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🍕 Pizza Tower 🍕 --- (COMING SOON!) ++++++++

🌌 Little Big Planet 🌌

= Headcanons = ---- - Clive Headcanons - Larry DaVinci Headcanons - Avalon Headcanons - Dr. Herbert Headcanons - Headcanons on the titans - Newton is younger than the 3 heroes of Bunkum - Headcanons on the nature of Negativity = Human in Craftworld Stories/ Headcanons = ---- LBP/ LBP2 / LBP3 - The alliance reacting to a human - Human perspective - Dreamer Biology - A shy human gets lost in the imagisphere - A depressed human gets lost in the imagisphere - Marlon Random and Newton are friends - Newton comforts his human friend - Avalon with a shy S/O - Newton is touch starved and in a relationship with Reader - Newton has a panic attack and Reader comforts him - Vex / SABA - Vex meets a Dreamer that’s just as evil as him - Vex and a Dreamer (Part 1) - Vex and a Dreamer (Part 2) - Vex and a Dreamer (Part 3) - Vex as a Significant Other Headcanons - Vex gets turned into a Sackperson Headcanons

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