#jd Timothy

[loo011]

I am here to causally remind ya'll that the Reds are completely oblivious to the fact that the Detention Kids found out about exer's magic

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

It's September 4th, Happy 35 Years to Jackson's Diary's first few episodes

[Screenshot of episode 3, "Teacher Lu, September 4th, 1989, Prehisto-" is written on the chalkboard in class]

[sharkbytes662]

detention kids‼️‼️

[burnt-eggoss]

HELP- I just asked my sister to name/ guess the name of jd characters 😭😭😭😭 (SHES 13 AND HYPED ON LOLLIES) AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN. Jackson was the best reaction ever so I saved him for last 🩷🩷🩷

EXER Her: “…he looks like an egg”

me: *dies

her: “his name is egg”

me: *while dead* “half point…”

DAVID

her: “ooooh he looks like walker scobell!”

me: “is that his name or-“

her: “-yes”

me: “MOVING ON-“

RONALD

her: “he looks like he goes around playing rock music and being scary but he actually listens to Disney music like princess songs, and gets his nails painted”

me: attempting to stay calm and failing* “so what’s his name?”

her: “…flounder.”

me: 💀💀💀

BRENDA

her: “she’s prettyyyy”

me: “and her name is…”

her: “Erica.”

me: “why Erica?”

her: “I don’t know she gives an Erica vibe”

me: …

PAMELA

her: “she’s emo but actually pulls it off damn”

me: …

her: “she’s… ✨PETUNIA✨”

me: *im having way too much fun rn*

JOLIE

her: (with no hesitation) “Gerald.”

me: “… can we give her a girl name?”

her: “nope :)”

KEN

her: (full minute of silence and then out of nowhere…)

“Barbie”

me: *actually I cannot with Ken being called barbie*

TIMOTHY

her: “her name is lady sparklepants”

me: “…can it be Mr sparklepants?”

her: “THATS A BOY!?”

and now… the moment you’ve all been waiting for:

JACKSON

her: “Trick question- that’s just fanart of Ryder from paw patrol”

me: *fucking dies*

[starsnumber1charliefan]

my board names for them

[ken-okamoto-official]

INTRODUCTION POST 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

Name's Ken Okamoto, but you can call me the love of your life 😜

Friends are @itsmejolie, @200percent-timothy-jd, @jacksonsmithforreal, @x-ercampbelll, @dayvidmiller, @brenda-miller-forreal, @real-pamela-lopez, and Ronald Novikov 🔛🔝

However the detention kids will always be put first, idk just deal with it man 🤷

If you're one of my friends please contact me, bro then we can take over the modern era

Some photos of myself bc I got no clue what else to put here 😋:

Btw don't call me a chicken, that's the old me, I'm not like that anymore

yuh ciao dudes and dudettes and dudedon'ts 👊‼

[No weird asks, STOP IT WITH THE ZAIR SH*T TOO PLEASE, be warned; I cuss frequently and it's not always censored]

[kiku0lover]

chat imma be CANCELLED for this 🔥🙏

i’m sry but i don’t see the appeal of david or exer. they’re good characters but they’re rly not too interesting to me. obviously, exer has a good arc, but jackson kinda has the same one? like when u take off the rose-tinted glasses, u see that exer has a hatred for jackson in s.one, even if he hasn’t done anything remotely bad to him at the time. and guess what? JACKSON HAS THE SAME TYPE OF ARC IN S.TWO EXCEPT HE HAS A GENUINE REASON TO DISLIKE EXER?? i can’t stand the fact the fandom brushes over exer’s actions like they wouldn’t affect someone and paint jackson as this big bad villain who did it all for malicious reasons. however, i recognise jackson has also done some rly dicky shit in the new episode, which is y i’m neutral abt both of them.

okay time for david. there isn’t anything inherently wrong abt him, i js don’t find his character trope very interesting. i will say his battle with homosexuality and his daddy issues are endearing , but i’m js not too interested in his personality. ofc many ppl can relate to him and it’s a reason y he’s so popular, it’s js he’s kinda a boring character without those two arcs. genuinely i did not care for him in s.one., he was a nice guys, i js didn’t find him interesting then.

the BIGGEST reason y i js don’t rly like them is bc THE OTHERS R SO UNDERRATED IT PAINS ME. like where r my brenda fans? pamela? RON? LITERALLY ANYONE IN THE DETENTION GANG?? they're all super fun to watch and i think they deserve more attention. like if u add the amount of jamala fics and ronothy fic together, it only adds to A QUATER OF DEXER FICS ON AO3. LIKE BOTH RELATIONSHIPS R ACC SO SWEET AND THE DYNAMICS R AMAZING ITS SOSOSOSO PAINFUL TO SEE THEM BE OVERLOOKED. honestly 92% of the fandom is made up of david/exer stans so i’m not surprised y jackson is hated.

honestly i would js want to see him others talk abt their fav characters in jd (RON, KEN, BRENDA AND TIMOTHY 🔛🔝) but i would like to hear some reasonings on y ppl like david and/or exer!

[peebrainiac]

hello to all three ronothy fans!!

posting this before i start to hate it

REF UNDER THE CUT 😋

[critterpede]

Devious Timothy isn’t real he can’t hurt you!

Devious Timothy:

[200percent-timothy-jd]

CONGRATULATIONS!

Someone you don't know is engaged to someone you know even LESS!

Remember your uncle who had long swine flu UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH He's single!

[pey-no-attention-to-me]

I went into yipppe mode

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Jackson's Diary incorrect quotes because it has infected my brain

Timothy: *hugs Ronald*

Ronald: What this?

Timothy: Affection.

Ronald: Disgusting.

Timothy: . . .

Ronald: Do it again.

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David: Your legs look nice in those pants

Exer: *flirting* you should see me without them

David: WITHOUT LEGS?!

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Pamela: WHY is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!

Brenda: I aggressively poked someone with a knife

Pamela: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?

Brenda No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife

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David: *talking to Ron, Brenda, and Pam* Exer and I are no longer friends

Exer: *shouting in the background* DAY, THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SAY WE ARE DATING!!

Ronald: *already knew this, and is just slurping his Caprimoon iconically*

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Jolie: *half-jokingly* True love is killing a man together

Brenda: *serious and holding a knife* Let's kill W*lliam, then!

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Exer: Who knows me best?

David: It's me!

Ronald: It's me!

Brenda: It's me!

Jackson: . . . It's probably not me

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Ken: Um, yeah, I pull bitches?? RIGHT INTO MY DARK REALM OF TERRORS!!

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Ken: *in a sticky situation, whispering to Tim and Jolie* I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one

Timothy: *loads gun* Manslaughter it is, then

Jolie: TIM, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?-

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Timothy: Oh ffffiddlesticks

Ken: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!

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Jolie: *sees K3vin* Ugh, there's my ex

Ken: HE'S STILL ALIVE?? Jesus, this guy will not die-

Timothy: *holds gun* LET'S GO BACK AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!

Jackson: *writing K3vin's death in the diary*

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Exer: *sees Willi@m* HE'S STILL ALIVE??

Brenda and Ronald: Unfortunately.

Jackson: *writing Willi@m's death in the diary*

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Exer: *holding a kettle* Tea or coffee?

David: Tea

Exer: Wrong. It's coffee

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Exer: So . . . you dating anyone?

David: My love life is a mess

Exer: I'M A MESS!! DATE ME!!

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David: I'm bu

David: I'm bo

David: bj

Pamela: It's okay, take your time

David: *points at Exer* BOYS.

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Exer: *flirting* You have beautiful eyes

David: Thanks, I need them to see

Exer: . . . .

(5 hours later)

David: OH.

[timothyscratchit]

J.D.Vance... I'm coming for you.

[kennexander]

what the FUCK is timothy's last name actually. like everyone's last names aren't really introduced they're just kinda said, but tim's has never been said????? like exer campbell, david miller, jolie sea, we know their names, BUT NOT TIMOTHY. ??????what am i meant to tag him as

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Trump selects JD Vance as his running mate

In a surprising but predictable move, Trump selected US Senator from Ohio JD Vance as his running mate. The move was predictable because Vance won the contest to see who could contort himself into adopting the most extreme MAGA positions. Senator Marco Rubio and Governor Doug Burgum were pikers compared to the pro-Russia, anti-democratic, anti-choice, anti-LGBTQ, election denialism of JD Vance.

Many of Vance’s positions starkly contrast with those of Vice President Kamala Harris and should make for an interesting debate. For example, Vance

-supports a national ban on abortion. -supports banning mifepristone. -opposes exceptions for abortion for rape, incest or the life of the mother (a position he moderated after he was considered as a possible running mate for Trump). -opposes federal laws to ensure marriage equality for same sex marriages. -voted against a federal legislation to protect access to IVF.

See The 19th, JD Vance, Trump’s VP pick, has opposed abortion and LGBTQ+ rights and Human Rights Campaign, Hate on the Ticket: Trump Chooses Anti-LGBTQ+ MAGA Acolyte JD Vance for VP Slot.

Vance opposes aid to Ukraine and NATO membership for Ukraine—a perfect gift for Vladimir Putin. See Kyiv Independent, JD Vance opposes military aid, NATO membership for Ukraine. He's now Trump's VP pick.

Before Vance realized that he might become vice president by running to the right of Donald Trump, he described Trump as “America’s Hitler.” See Talking Points Memo, Vance Scores Vice Presidential Nod In Exchange For Total MAGA Capitulation. Per TPM, Vance wrote the following to a friend:

I go back and forth between thinking Trump might be a cynical asshole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he might be America’s Hitler.

Vance also wrote in The Atlantic that “Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”

The selection of JD Vance makes the choice between Biden-Harris and Trump-Vance clearer than ever. MAGA extremists are running two angry white men while Democrats are offering a compassionate, experienced president and a dynamic champion for women and minorities. The battle lines are drawn—in our favor.

We have the advantage on the ticket and on the issues. We should be feeling confident about our prospects—and projecting that confidence to others! As we navigate through this chaotic and confusing patch, people are looking for leaders and social cues to inspire them. If we tell them “All is lost,” they will believe us. If we tell them that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are harbingers of a better, safer, more just America, they will follow us.

[Robert B. Hubbell Newsletter]

[a-fucking-tornado]

Jackson's Diary Incorrect Quotes!

(I have no idea if this is accurate)

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David: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Exer: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Brenda: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Timothy: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Ron: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Jackson:

Jackson: I have emotional scars.

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Exer: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. David's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Exer: You love me, right, David?

David: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Jackson: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Ken: Put spaghetti in it.

Jackson: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Timothy: Put spaghetti in it.

Jackson: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Jolie: Put spaghetti in it.

Jackson: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Exer: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

David: Okay, but in my defense, Ron bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Exer: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Brenda: Bye Pamela! Bye David! Bye Exer! Bye Ron! Bye Pamela!

David: You said ‘bye Pamela’ twice.

Brenda: I like Pamela.

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Pamela: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

David: 'Prettiest Smile'

Brenda: 'Nicest Personality'

Jackson: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Ron: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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That's it! Sorry if it wasn't that accurate. I tried my best with my anxious, sleep deprived mind