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[anonkp]

So good. Who wouldn’t want to run their fingers through Deeks’ hair?

A/N: Thanks so much for your lovely response to this story! It’s been a little while since I’ve really whumped Deeks. I’m trying to keep the medical and concussion/TBI parts fairly accurate, but I will take some liberties.

***

Blunt Force, Part 2

Kensi sat there for however long it took for the tears to subside and some of the immediate grief to dampen. She felt completely rung out; exhausted in a way that went beyond the physical.

Her phone buzzed, and she pulled it out, unsurprised to see a text from Callen, asking for an update. Pushing herself up with a wince, Kensi went over to the single sink, cupping handfuls of cool water over her face. A quick check in the mirror confirmed her cheeks were blotchy and her eyes red. No one would miss that she’d been crying.

With a sigh, she dried her hands and face, finally leaving the relative privacy of the restroom to find a secluded waiting room to call Callen back.

“Kensi, how’s Deeks?” Callen answered her, not wasting time on greetings.

“He’s awake.”

“Good.”

“Deeks has amnesia,” she blurted out, relieved to tell someone else.

“You’re joking,” Callen responded, and she snapped back,

“Would I make something like this up?”

“You wouldn’t,” he said carefully. “Are you sure this isn’t one of Deeks’ games though? You know he is.”

“I thought he might have been messing with me too at first, but it’s legitimate. He thinks he’s still a public defender.” She paused. “Callen, he didn’t recognize me.”

Callen paused for several seconds, then spoke in a softer, slightly uncomfortable tone. “Did the doctor give a prognosis?”

“She’s seeing him now. I mean, he’s alert and still Deeks…just from six years ago.”

“Well that’s not great,” Callen sighed after another long pause. “I need to go update Hetty.”

Kensi felt a surge of fury at both him and Callen. It was senseless; of course Hetty would need to know, but it seemed so callous with Deeks barely conscious.

“Let us know what the doctor says.”

“Right.” She started to hang up, but Callen asked,

“Hey, do you think he’d like any visitors?”

“I’ll ask, but it might be too overwhelming right now since he probably won’t remember any of you either.”

“Right. That’s going to be weird,” Callen mused. He sighed loudly enough it sent a blast of static in her ear. “Ok, let us know when you need a break.”

“I will,” Kensi said, knowing that she wouldn’t.

***

The doctor was still in with Deeks when she made it back to his floor. With nothing else to do, she grabbed a cup of coffee and sat on the bench at the end of the hall, sipping on the bitter drink. She kept going back to Callen’s mention of Hetty.

The implications of Deeks’ amnesia went so much further than just him not remembering the team. Assuming his memory loss didn’t resolve quickly, he wouldn’t be able to work with NCIS, or LAPD for that matter.

“Agent Blye?”

Her head snapped up, and she almost knocked her coffee from between her knees. She caught it at the last second, her hand shaking a little as she looked up into the kind, but vaguely concerned face of Dr. Lesley.

“Sorry. Hi. Is Deeks alright?”

“I just finished his exam. Mr. Deeks gave consent for me to go over the results with you,” she explained. “Would you like to come to one of the conference rooms with me? The chairs are more comfortable and the coffee’s better.”

“Uh, sure. But don’t you think Deeks should hear this too?” Kensi asked.

“I already filled him in. He was concerned he might not recall some of the details and figured you should know too.”

“Oh, ok.” Kensi nodded. At any other time, she would have been flattered that Deeks trusted he so quickly, but her brain had picked up on another indicator of memory loss.

She followed Dr. Lesley to a small conference room, which looked more equipped for staff meetings than patient debriefings. Dr. Lesley brought Kensi a fresh mug of coffee and a pastry from a white box before taking a seat across from Kensi.

“Alright. Based on the screenings I administered, Mr. Deeks doesn’t appear to have significant cognitive deficits aside from the amnesia,” Lesley explained.

“Amnesia seems pretty significant to me,” Kensi observed, methodically shredding her danish into minute pieces.

“It is. It would be worse though if he was showing signs of short term memory loss or trouble with executive function for example, which can be present with a traumatic brain injury and concussion. He answered all of the orientation questions correctly, aside from the date. Which makes sense since memory loss of the traumatic event is extremely common and he believes it’s 2006.”

“What about a brain bleed or swelling? I know you said the last scans didn’t show minimal damage, but could it get worse again?”

“It’s a possibility,” Dr. Lesley confirmed slowly. “I’ll order follow up tests to confirm there haven’t been any changes, but I’m not overly worried about it.”

Kensi nodded, worried enough for both of them. When had anything ever followed the normal path for their team?

When she didn’t say anything else, Lesley continued.

“I didn’t assess his overall motor function yet since Mr. Deeks said he was experiencing some dizziness and disorientation.”

“That’s not surprising,” Kensi muttered. It was more surprising that Deeks had been so alert. From her own injuries, she knew how debilitating a minor concussion could be.

“Do you have any questions? I know I just gave you a lot of information during an overwhelming time.”

“No, I’m fine. It’s just…he’s my partner.” To her horror, Kensi’s eyes welled up again before she could even think of controlling her response. Looking down, she tried to force the tears back before it turned into full-on crying again.

She froze when Dr. Lesley laid a hand over hers, her touch cool, yet oddly comforting.

“It’s alright to not be ok,” she told Kensi. “You’re probably used to being strong all the time, but you don’t have to do this alone. Marty’s in the very best of hands right now.”

“Thank you,” Kensi whispered. “I appreciate that.”

“Of course.” With a final squeeze of her hand, Dr. Lesley retreated, gathering up Deeks’ file.

“Can I see Deeks now?”

“Yes, but I should warn you that he was pretty exhausted by the time I finished with him. He may be sleeping or irritable. I also ordered a liquid diet for his first meal, so if you can convince him to drink some, that would be good,” Dr. Lesley said.

“I’ll try, but he’s pretty stubborn. I guess it’s part of the reason we worked together so well,” Kensi joked.

“Good. Most of my stubborn patients have something to prove. And he’ll need your support to get through this.”

Kensi smiled faintly, not overly reassured by the sentiment. She didn’t know if Deeks would want her around once he r got to know her again.

***

In contrast to earlier in the day, Deeks room was as dark as it could get, his bed lowered almost completely. He lay on his side, face buried in his pillow. She closed the door quietly in case he was sleeping, moving silently to the chair by his bed.

“Who’s there,” he muttered, making Kensi jump a little in surprise.

“It’s Kensi,” she whispered back. He turned his head, the slit of one eye visible in the dim light. “Go back to sleep.”

“Wish I could.” He sounded miserable, and as she sat down, she saw the faint lines of pain creasing his forehead. “What time is it?”

“A little after one,” she answered. “Dr. Lesley said lunch should be coming soon. Maybe there’ll be some lime jello.”

“Oh god no,” he groaned, swallowing convulsively. “I don’t even wanna think of how awful it would feel to throw up right now.”

“Is there anything I can do? Do you need more pain medication?” She’d already half-risen from her seat, but he waved her back down with a limp hand.

“I just had some. Doctor’s ordering Zofran.” He tensed suddenly, and Kensi grabbed the plastic basin nearby, ready to hand it to him. Clenching his fists, he inhaled through his nose several times, his lips tightly clamped together before he finally relaxed again, his head falling back on the pillow. “God, this sucks,” he sighed.

She hated seeing him in so much pain and discomfort. Kensi didn’t know what possessed her, but before she’d fully registered the action, she’d reached out and brushed his hair back from his temple. Deeks tensed at her touch, and she started to pull back, completely embarrassed.

“Don’t stop,” he begged. “‘S only thing that doesn’t hurt right now.”

Kensi stayed frozen for a few seconds while she process the revelation that Deeks found her comforting. Slowly she slid her fingers back into his hair, carefully drawing the tips through his curls, working through the knots and tangles.

Deeks made a small sound of relief, leaning into her touch. After a few minutes, his breathing evened out as he fell asleep. She ran her knuckles across his cheek in a soft caress.

Studying his now peaceful features, she knew this was something she could and would do for him. She would be here as long as he let her. Even if he wasn’t her Deeks anymore.

***

A/N: You didn’t think I was going to let Deeks off quite that easy did you? At least he has Kensi to take care of him.

[anonkp]

Exactly the kind of hurt/comfort I needed today.

A/N: What if Deeks was injured more significantly in “Free Ride”? Let’s explore that question in my Whumptober fic of the year. Ignore any medical inaccuracies.

***

Blunt Force

Kensi raced through the halls, pushing past crew in an effort to reach the man pushing the garbage bin. Sam rushed past her, tackling the guy, and the bin tipped over, Deeks spilling out in a limp heap.

“Oh my god,” she murmured, dropping in front of him. He’d fallen at an awkward angle with legs twisted beneath him and his head tilted to the side. She hovered over him, hesitant to move his head or neck if he had any injuries. Thankfully, she could see his chest rose and fall shallowly, but evenly.

“Deeks. Deeks, can you open your eyes?” Kensi asked, unable to control the shaking in her voice. Carefully, she slipped her left hand under his head and probed the back of his skull, wincing when she felt a prominent bump just below his crown.

“Kensi,” Sam prompted from behind her.

“He’s not responding at all. He needs medical attention.” She smoothed his hair back with the tips of her fingers. It scared her to see him so still.

“I’ll alert the on-board medic and have Eric call in a med-evac,” Sam said, and Kensi nodded without looking at him, completely focused on Deeks.

***

Deeks woke with a pained grimace, instinctively tugging away from something tangled around his arm. Opening his eyes, he squinted against a bright flare of light, and after a few blinks, realized he was in a hospital.

Crap, he must have pissed off a defendant.

Wincing, fumbled at his nose and after a few tries, removed the nasal cannula, instantly feeling better without it scraping the inner tissue. With that out of the way, he took stock of his situation.

His head throbbed worse than the only time he got drunk in college and opening his eyes more than a slit made the pain spike and his stomach clench. He heard the door open, and lazily turned his head towards it, praying that whoever it was wouldn’t turn on a light.

Fortunately, the nurse who entered with a rolling cart of medical equipment kept the lights off and spoke in a low tone as she greeted him.

“Good to see you awake, Mr. Deeks. Let me just check your blood pressure and heart, and I’ll grab your doctor.”

As she placed the stethoscope on his skin, he noted the name tag displayed below her left shoulder.

“Tamara, what happened to me?”

She recorded his heart rate, wrapping a blood pressure cuff around his bicep. She offered him a smile. “I wish I could tell you, but you’ll have to wait for the doctor. You just rest for now.”

“You can’t even tell me how I bumped my head?” he pressed, turning up the charm as much as he could in his current state.

“Sorry, no chance, darling. I’ll come check on you in a little while. Maybe I’ll even bring you some jello.”

“Well, that is my favorite,” he commented with a wan smile. The thought of eating sounded awful right now.

Tamara left, and he leaned back, closing his eyes in a futile attempt to ignore how truly awful he felt. He let his thoughts drift to the last thing he remembered, but all that came to mind was something involving spinach.

The last case he’d worked involved a known drug dealer. No, a DV case. He rubbed his temples as his thoughts and memories ran together in a dizzying, confusing mess.

***

Kensi had been waiting for Deeks to regain consciousness for the better part of a day. He’d been through CAT scans, and MRI, and numerous other tests to ensure he didn’t have serious brain damage. So far they’d all come back with minimal signs of injury, which was a relief, but she wouldn’t breathe easily until he woke up.

She’d spent the morning pretending to read a book one of the nurses gave her—she hadn’t processed a single word of it—and staring at Deeks, silently pleading with him to wake up.

At lunchtime, the lead nurse had convinced Kensi to grab something for herself while she checked on Deeks. Kensi reluctantly agreed, running down to the vending machine rather than the cafe for a pop tart, which she ate cold before heading back to his floor.

As she stepped off the elevator, the nurse flagged her down. Kensi’s stomach sank and she thought she might be sick or faint as she rushed over to her.

“Agent Blye, Detective Deeks is awake,” she said, offering Kensi a smile.

“Oh my god,” Kensi whispered, pressing her hand over her mouth. “Is he ok? Did he say anything?”

“He’s conscious and responsive, but the doctor will need to examine him to know more,” she responded not unkindly. Kensi frowned at the vague answer and the nurse clarified, “It’s good news. Why don’t you go on in. Just remember to be gentle since he’s likely to be sensitive to light and sound.

“Of course. Thank you, Tamara.”

Kensi opened the door stepping into the dimmed room. Deeks turned his head, squinting at her through the slits of his eyes.

“Deeks,” she said, relieved to see him indeed conscious and apparently alert. “I’m so glad you’re awake. How do you feel?” She stopped at the side of his bed, resting a hand on his arm before removing it just as quickly.

He followed the movement with a confused frown. “Hi,” he said, voice throatier than usual. “I’ve been better. Have we met before? My memory’s a little shaky, but I’m pretty sure I’d, uh, remember a gorgeous brunette.”

Tilting her head, she gave him a measuring look, then folded her arms across her chest as she recalled the last time he’d been in a hospital bed. “Deeks, this isn’t funny. Stop messing around.”

“Believe me, I wish I was joking, but I don’t have any idea who you are,” he insisted.

“I’m Kensi. Kensi Blye,” she tried out of desperation. There wasn’t a hint of recognition in his eyes though. He stared back at her with a growing look of dismay, and licked his lips, lifting a hand to drag his hand through his hair before he apparently remembered it wasn’t a good idea.

“Well, this is new,” he muttered to himself. “I guess this explains why I can’t remember what I had for breakfast or my last case.”

He sounded so perfectly like her Deeks, his upper lip quirked in a half-smile as he stared up at her. He was as friendly as ever, but as he would be to a potential witness they met on the strange. Not his partner of three years.

She paced a few steps away, leaning against the nearest wall. “Ok, so what do you remember?”

Leaning his head back, he squinted as though the effort of thinking physically hurt. “Uh, my name is Martin A. Deeks. Most people call me Deeks, but some call me Marty. I am a public defender for the LA county court system and I like to surf,” he said, nodding as he said each point.

Kensi suddenly felt like her knees might give out, and she quickly grabbed onto the back of the chair next to her. Deeks hadn’t just forgotten her, but entire years of his life.

“Are you ok?” he asked, because of course even with a concussion and amnesia, he still picked up on her distress.

“Um yeah.” She awkwardly tugged on the hem of her shirt. How the hell did she break this kind of news to him. She supposed she could let his doctor handle it, but that seemed cruel. Not to mention, cowardly.

“I take it you know something I don’t. What exactly happened to me?”

Kensi inhaled deeply before she took the plunge. “Um, this is going to be difficult, but you were hit in the back of the head.”

“Yeah, I kind of figured that out from the pounding headache and ostrich egg sized bump. What else?”

Suddenly standing felt to impersonal for this conversation, so she pulled the chair up to the side of his bed, sitting on the edge with her hands folded tightly in her lap.

“Deeks, you are not a lawyer. Well, you are, but you don’t practice anymore. You’re a detective with the LAPD,” she told him.

He took the revelation remarkably well, barely showing any reaction other than a slight widening of his eyes and flaring of his nostrils.

“Wow, ok. That’s, uh, that’s unexpected,” he said on a breathy laugh. “What year is it?”

“2012.”

“Crap,” he muttered, rubbing both hands over his face.

Kensi looked away, uncomfortable with his distress. She wanted to comfort him somehow, but they didn’t do that. At least she didn’t. She dealt comfort in stilted words and pulled punches. Besides that, Deeks didn’t remember her.

“So this absolutely isn’t an elaborate scheme?” she checked one more time out of sheer desperation.

“Fraid not,” Deeks drawled, rubbing his chin with his knuckles. “Though that would be significantly more fun than laying in a hospital bed recovering from a concussion. with nothing to go on from the last 6 years.”

“I feel like I should say touché or something.”

He gave her an odd look at that, then huffed another laugh, lowering his eyes to his lap. “I guess you do know me.” He scrutinized her for a few seconds, squinting with obvious effort before he made a pained expression. “Are you a cop too?”

“I’m a federal agent.”

“Based on the fact that you’re talking to me, I’d guess I either did some really bad, or I work with you in some capacity,” he said. Of course his mind worked just as quickly as ever.

“You’re a liaison for my agency,” Kensi told him. “And we’ve been partners for the last three years.”

“Oh.” He blinked a couple times. “That’s unexpected.”

“Why?” It came out a little more defensively than she intended.

“I tend to get on people’s nerves. They say I talk too much, or it’s my hair,” he explained, then added with a touch of bitterness. “Or I don’t know how to leave well-enough alone. I’m a trouble-maker.”

It sounded like he was quoting someone, and Kensi winced a little at the memory of how she and the rest of the team had treated him his first several months.

“Well, it was kind of a rocky start,” she admitted. “But I have a pretty strong personality too.”

“That sounds like a story waiting to be told.” He shifted uncomfortably, squinting again. He looked paler than when she’d walked in.

“Maybe for another day.”

They were both silent for a few minutes, with Deeks looking increasingly less well. Eventually, he sighed, pushing himself up on his forearms.

“Can you help me get up?” he asked.

“I think you should wait until your doctor sees you. You probably have a serious concussion.”

“I want to see what I look like.”

“Don’t you think that can wait?” she said, completely perplexed by the unexpected request.

“Right now I’m working with the Marty Deeks of 2006. A lot could have changed since then,” he explained, shifting around with the obvious intent to get up with or without her help.

Giving a perturbed sigh, Kensi held up a hand before he could try to get out of bed himself. “Let me go ask a nurse if I can borrow one. And don’t even think of leaving that bed.” She gave him a severe look that hopefully had more effect than on an unconcussed Deeks.

It took a few minutes, but with the combination of her badge and the mention of Deeks—who apparently was popular from his previous stays—Kensi returned with a small hand mirror. Fortunately, she found him still in bed when she returned.

He had a small furrow between his eyebrows, his head turned towards the wall. Kensi faltered, once again unsure how to proceed. Last time Deeks was in the hospital, they’d had catching his shooter to focus on. Now, the way forward seemed far more nebulous.

“I’ve got the mirror,” she murmured. His head jerked at her voice, and he ran a hand over his face before turning to face her. She handed him the mirror wordlessly, watching as he positioned it in front of his face.

“Huh.”

“Not what you expected?” she asked, and he shrugged, eyes shifting back and forth.

“I guess I finally ditched the baby face,” he commented wryly. “Or maybe it’s just the beard.” He touched his jaw almost absentmindedly. “That’s going to take some getting used to.”

“Somehow I can’t picture you without a beard,” Kensi admitted. He’d always had some facial hair as long as she’d known him.

“Yeah. Shoulder length hair too.” Now his hand drifted to the matted hair at his cheek. “I’ve had it pretty long most of my life, but I grew it out in college and I keep it out of principal. Or I guess kept.”

His eyes took on that distant look again and Kensi guessed the full weight of the situation had finally hit him.

“Well, you can always grow it out again. If you want.”

He shook his head slightly in response. “I’m not sure it would fit anymore,” he murmured.

“Deeks, I—”

A firm knock on the door interrupted Kensi, though she had no idea what she would have said in an attempt to reassure him.

“Mr. Deeks, I hear you’ve rejoined the waking world,” his attending doctor, Dr. Lesley said. She nodded to Kensi before focusing her attention on Deeks again.

“Yeah. It’s been a wild ride so far,” he responded dryly.

“I’ll let you have a few minutes,” Kensi told him, hurrying out. Maybe she was a coward, but she couldn’t sit through Deeks finding out the full extent of his amnesia.

She headed for a restroom, locking herself inside. In the tiny room, she sank to the ground, and quietly sobbed, mourning the loss of everything she and Deeks had shared.

***

A/N: Part 2 to follow soon.

[anonkp]

@ejzah So happy you got this opportunity! And glad you overcame your nerves- I know the feeling. Thanks for bringing up @wikideeks with him, and sharing the info on the FLETC piece. It’s mind-boggling to think TPTB read my rant! And that Eric appreciated it.

As promised, here is a summary of my experience at Epic Cons Chicago and meeting Eric! I’m including some of the pictures I took (with poor attempts to censor my face). Heads up, this is a long post.

I started off early in the morning with a long drive since I’m a scaredy cat and avoid the expressway as much as possible. The convention center was very full when I arrived and it took about 50 minutes for me to register because the process didn’t seem well-organized, so that wasn’t the most fun.

But after that, I was on my way to watch Eric’s panel! The panel he appeared on, had actors from several different shows, so he wasn’t asked that many questions. As usual though, he was charming and disarming. One fan asked everyone what word they would use to describe their character and I believe Eric chose “fearless vulnerability”, which is technically two words, but so very in character for Eric. I always love listening to him talk about Deeks and the depth that he infused into the character.

I have a few poorly filmed videos from the panel that I can share if you message me. I’d rather not post them just in case my account would get deactivated again. I thought of asking a question myself, but chickened out.

After that I had a very long break before my next event, so I got some tacos from a little place inside convention center. I’d give them a 5/10. They were overpriced, pretty tiny, and overall mediocre.

Now on to the really good parts!

Next I attended a meet and greet with Eric. I was super nervous leading up to it, and kind of regretted the tacos at that point. About ten of us were ushered into a small private room with chairs set up in a circle. We were instructed not to take any videos, picture, etc, before the start, so I don’t have any additional content. Eric came in a few minutes later and ended up sitting one seat over from me (😱), which was pretty darn distracting for me.

After telling us he’d never done a meet and greet before, answered several questions and chatted with us. One of the things that really struck me was just as with every video and interview I’ve seen over the years, is that Eric was so genuine, honest, and generous.

In answer to questions, he talked about the last few seasons and why there were some irregularities. Such as that the show was supposed to end after season nine and each season after that was considered a bonus and based on ability to form a tight budget. He also confirmed that none of them knew what was in “the box” aside from possibly Shane Brennan.

The greet part of the event went by far too quickly, and before we knew it, one of the volunteers announced it was time for the selfie portion. Fortunately, another fan noticed I had been trying to ask a question and spoke up for me.

Before I asked my question, I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to shoutout wikiDeeks first. Eric really lit up and expressed how much he appreciated the hard work and thought put into the writing and contributions. He brought up an episode many fans had issues with (we figured out it was probably from the FLETC episode that shall go unnamed), and said he showed a piece of wikiDeeks writing to the writers/TPTB and basically said that it was deeper and better writing. I believe that might have been @anonkp’s wonderful work! In general, he was very appreciative and complimentary of everyone at wikiDeeks. He’s so very gracious!

We were really short on time, but I did get to ask the question “what would you change about Deeks if you could?” Eric couldn’t come up with a response on the spot, so he asked me the same question in return. I told him I didn’t think anything needed to be changed about Deeks, but didn’t always enjoy how silly he was written in later seasons.

Eric shared that he tried to play those moments in a way that put Deeks in on the joke instead of being the butt of the joke as much as he could. Unfortunately, he didn’t always have that luxury.

During our conversation, Eric was very engaging and attentive. For those couple minutes, I forgot to be nervous because he made the atmosphere so comfortable. It felt like he genuinely cared about what I was saying. My only regret is that I didn’t have time to emphasize how much I appreciate Eric’s acting and portrayal of Deeks.

After that, it was selfie time! When it was my turn, Eric bent down to my level (oh my lord he’s tall), naturally in my usual awkward way, I bent down too. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Hopefully Eric saw it as charming rather than incredibly silly and awkward. Hey, at least I made him laugh, right?

He’s so beautiful!

If any fans on here were present for the meet and greet, please let me know if I forgot anything or misremembered events. My memory is often faulty.

I also chose to get a professional shot with Eric and for that one I got a hug! I’m still not over it yet.

It was a really long day and a lot of driving, but so worth it for the chance to meet and talk with Eric. And, I’m pretty sure I came out this experience even more of a fan of Eric than ever.

[anonkp]

This is delightful.

You Had Me at Jack, Part 6

***

Deeks kicked the bedroom door open, unsurprised when he found Tracey bent over the dresser, rifling through the drawers. She spun around, eyes widening as her hand strayed to the top of her dress.

“Jack, what are you doing?” she asked, voice missed with fear and outrage. He didn’t buy it. Especially when he saw her eyes flit around the room, as if looking for a weapon or escape route.

“LAPD, down on your knees. You’re under arrest,” he ordered.

“LAPD?”

“I said get on the ground,” Deeks repeated, raising his voice and gesturing to the ground with his chin. She started to protest again, then seemed to think better of it, raising her hands in the air and lowering to her knees with surprising grace despite her short dress and heels.

“Turn around.”

Exhaling heavily, she shuffled around so her back faced him. Deeks approached her carefully, figuring she was fully capable of attacking him from this position. He clamped one of the cuffs over her wrist, feeling a small spark of regret that his instinct had been spot-on.

“If you’re really LAPD, then you’re making a huge mistake,” she spoke up. He heard a spark of anger, and something that almost sounded like superiority in her voice now.

“Oh yeah, why’s that? You gonna tell me some sob story about how you got lost in a two yard hallway? Or maybe you needed some money to find your stripper habit,” he drawled.

“No.

“Because I’m a federal agent.”

Deeks paused, with one handcuff still loose, considering the possibility. It would certainly explain her suspicious behavior; it could also be another lie.

“Oh yeah, what agency?” he asked. She twisted her neck just enough to look back at him.

“NCIS,” she answered carefully.

“The Navy police?”

“I suppose you could call it that.”

He almost smirked at the irritation in her voice.

“How do I know you’re actually an agent?” he asked, not ready to let his guard down just because she knew the name of a more obscure federal agency.

“I could say the same about you.”

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours,” he suggested.

“Fine. Can I turn around?”

“Ok, but no sudden moves.”

“I wouldn’t dream of it,” she said sweetly, shifting around on her knees and slowly reaching down to the hem of her dress. She lifted it to mid-thigh, flashing him a smirk when his gaze followed the movement. Apparently she had some kind of hidden pocket sewn into her dress, because a moment later she had an ID in her hand, and handed it over.

“Special Agent Kensi Blye. That’s fancy.”

Reaching into his back pocket, he pulled out his wallet, flipping to his LAPD ID.

“LAPD Detective Marty Deeks. Undercover unit,” he introduced himself.

“Unbelievable,” Kensi muttered. Deeks lowered his gun and she stood, holding out her cuffed wrist. “Would you mind.”

“Right. Sorry about that, but I thought you were getting ready to stab me with my own knife,” he explains, quickly unlocking it. “Speaking of, why did you crash my case tonight?”

“My team is investigating a murder.” Kensi lightly rubbed her wrist, then tugged her dress into place.

“Who’s?”

“Mark Jackson. He was in frequent contact with you.”

“Damn. Well, that makes things more complicated,” he sighed. “Mark was an inside contact. And not a bad guy.”

“That’s all you have to say?” Kensi asked incredulously.

“Hey, I’ve been under for weeks. You’re the new guy here. I’ll have to explain what’s going on to my boss before this goes any further.”

“I guess I can’t argue with that,” she admitted. “I just have one question. How often do you go undercover at strip clubs? Cause it seemed to come pretty naturally to you,” Kensi Blye said, chin tipped up in a clear challenge. Deeks chuckled, mildly impressed.

“I’m glad you appreciate the effort. It takes a lot of body oil and Velcro,” he replied easily, grinning down at her. “My question is, how much time do you spend propositioning random dancers?”

She gaped at him for a second, making a shocked noise. “That was for the—I’m undercover too, you know.”

“Relax, I’m just messing with you,” he assured her. “It was pretty obvious you were freaking out when I suggested the lap dance. Though the whole Titanic bit was a nice touch.”

Her cheeks flushed unexpectedly, and he titled his head, instinctively leaning closer.

“Wait, that was the truth?” This time he couldn’t hold back an ecstatic grin as she fidgeted briefly, then threw her shoulders back.

“Maybe it was. For the record, you look nothing like Leonardo DiCaprio.”

“Uh-huh, is that why you, uh, kissed me like that on the couch.” Her eyes dropped to his lips. “A couple more seconds and you would have hit home plate,” he pointed out, dropping his voice a little as he dipped his head towards her.

“I thought you were a criminal, and I was just doing my job,” she insisted. “You know what, I need to call my team.“ She held up her cell phone, easing past him.

“Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Agent Blye.”

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The answer is Always. I’ll always like another round of Stripper Exotic Dancer Deeks.

You Had Me at Jack, Part 2

***

Deeks sighed to himself, working a bit more hair product through his hair and combing it into place. He could hear the opening beats of the routine before his solo dance, which meant he had approximately four minutes to finish getting ready. He checked his reflection one more time, adjusting his suspenders, satisfied with the overall effect. Not that it would matter all that much since he’d lose the shirt within the first minute of his routine.

When his LAPD supervisor first suggested Deeks go undercover as a stripper—exotic dancer—Deeks has sincerely thought it was a joke. It turned out Lieutenant Bates was completely serious, and soon Deeks had been establish at “Love and Lust as Jason Wyler, a man who wasn’t afraid to shake his hips and wear tear-away pants for the right price. In between said dances, Deeks was supposed to uncover a suspected smuggling ring.

He’d thought playing a homeless man for the better part of a month sucked. Now he was beginning to yearn for his smelly coat and requisite shopping cart. Artie never got mauled by horny people on a nightly basis.

Ok, maybe it wasn’t quite that bad; most people stayed within the guidelines of the club. He got along well with the other dancers and waitstaff as well. The parading around half-naked in front of hoards of people he could have without. His fellow officers would joke, and had when they found out about this cover, he’d found his calling.

As much as he disliked it, Deeks had successfully curated a persona to go along with his dance moves and now had enough of a following that he wasn’t in danger of getting fired.

The last couple notes of music filtered in from the main room along with the usual clapping and shouting, so Deeks got up, maneuvering around other dancers hanging out or getting changed.

“Good luck out there, Jack,” a tall guy in tight pleather pants said. Deeks winked at him, putting on a little extra swagger.

“Thanks. I’ll try to save you a couple ones.”

He waited to be announced before taking his spot in the middle of the dark stage. It didn’t take much to fall into the rhythm of the music. Cheesy as it was, the audience loved the nod to Titanic, and he played into it, holding a woman’s gaze for an extra second, returning a smile.

As he worked the room, his eyes landed on a stunning brunette sitting almost in the center of the audience staring at him. She didn’t seem to notice his attention; her mouth open in a vaguely stunned expression. Deeks concealed a smile, moving to the other side of the stage. Every time he looked her way, her eyes were glued to him. When he finished with a particularly enthusiastic hip thrust at the end of the stage, he sought out the mystery woman, and winked.

She stiffened in surprise, and he was 99% certain that if he’d been closer, she’d be blushing. Tucking that away for later, he held his post for a few more seconds before standing and working his way around the stage, giving his enthusiastic fans a chance to throw money his way. With a final smile, he dashed backstage.

Grabbing a spare shirt, Deeks threw it on, taking a back route to the bar. He had a ten minute break before he needed to get out on the floor—his least favorite aspect of this job.

“Can I have a water, Marie?” he asked the bartender, a petite woman with blonde curls piled in a messy bun. She rolled her eyes and passed him a glass along with a basket of fries.

“You looked like you used a lot of energy out there,” she drawled.

“Oh, you take such good care of me.”

“Little good it does me.” She shook her head, stealing one of the fries before he had a chance to dig. “Eat up before they turn into styrofoam.”

Deeks blew her a kiss, knowing she flirted without any intent. Turning on his barstool toward the stage, he surveyed the crowd around him. Six dancers were gyrating to a Lady Gaga song, a man and woman sang along in an off-key pitch, and a bachelorette was in the middle of receiving a lap dance to the loud encouragement of her friends.

Automatically, he searched for the brunette from earlier. He found her in the same spot as earlier; from this angle, he hand a good side view. She sat straight, shoulders back, chin held high. More importantly, she hadn’t looked towards the dancers a single time. Her gaze scanned across the room, stopping occasionally, and he froze because he recognized that movement.

She was casing the place.

Forcing himself to relax again, Deeks kept an eye on her as he sipped at his water. The longer he watched her, the more he was certain she hadn’t come for the entertainment. When she reached the bar side of the room, he didn’t look away, waiting until she spotted him, her eyes widening in surprise momentarily. He raised his glass invitingly, and after a second of hesitation, she left her table, winding her through the tables towards him.

***

A/N: So are you liking another round of Stripper Deeks?

[anonkp]

Excellent work. Love that Sam respects him in the end, very satisfying.

A/N: A random little dive into Deeks’ thoughts as he returned to NCIS in season five and tried to pull himself together. I’m not quite sure this is as cohesive as I’d like.

***

Survivor

Deeks had told Nate he wasn’t sure why being tortured by Sidorov sent him into such a spiral. Why he suffered from nightmares, flashbacks, and insomnia from this incident and not another. With a bit more distance, he knows the answer.

He’s been battling traumatic events his whole life. From his dad beating him and his mom, to shooting Gordon in self defense, to dozens of near misses in the undercover unit, it makes sense that his mind finally gave in.

He remembers when he was eleven and at one of his mandatory counseling sessions. His therapist, a nice enough woman who in retrospect seemed a little too emotionally effected by his story, told him how brave and strong he was. At the time he’d wanted to tell her that he didn’t feel brave, or strong, or dangerous, or any of the attributes people had applied to him in the weeks since he shot his dad.

He’d felt scared. Guilty. Angry at times.

Over the years, he’s gone to therapy more times that he can recall, but it’s never really worked. You had to have trust for that to happen. Even with Nate, he knew his deepest fears and revelations would likely be reported back to Hetty.

So yeah, it was only a matter of time before the cumulative trauma broke him. He’s actually a little surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

His return to NCIS post surprise dental work and the subsequent summer spent piecing himself back together has been uncertain at best. Callen watches him to see if he’s going to freeze and mess up. Kensi watches with thinly veiled concern, hyper-attuned to every little change and new quirk, every potential sign of PTSD. In a way, he’s grateful that he finally has people concerned about him, even if it goes back to his ability to shoot a gun and root out bad guys.

For the first few weeks back, every morning is a fight to get up and go back to the place that caused the most recent pain instead of crawling into bed and shutting out the world. He forces himself to play the clown as expected, threaten when needed, shoot that damn gun again. He does it every day, and eventually it becomes more natural again. Because fighting back is all he’s ever known.

Sam tells him he’s never met anyone stronger than Deeks. He shot his dad to save his mom. He endured torture to save Michelle. Because he’s a survivor.

He’s not brave, he’s not strong. He just survives.

[anonkp]

Love this.

A/N: When trying to think of a way to describe one of Deeks/Eric’s expression turns into high angst and whump. Enjoy!

***

The Things I Should Have Said and Done

It’s just after 9 when they decide to call it a night. Deeks has been alternating between fidgeting and nodding off for the last two hours, but Kensi hadn’t wanted to call him on it. He already seems reluctant bring any attention to his condition, and she knows she would hate it if she were in his position. So, she’d just kept an on him throughout the night instead.

“Well, Michelle is going to kill me if I don’t get going,” Sam announces, checking his phone.

“Yeah, I’m not sure that going out for drinks after you got electrocuted and she almost got shot was the best idea,” Callen comments with a smirk.

Deeks just slides out of his chair, looking greatly relieved. He’s been quiet most of the time, which Kensi had put down to discomfort. He follows them out without a word, not joining in on Sam and Callen’s continued bantering. As they reach the exit, he wobbles, and Kensi reaches out, ready to catch him, but he finds his balance after a second.

Belatedly, Kensi thinks he should probably still be in the hospital. Or at home in bed. Definitely not a few hours removed from running up stairs and engaging in gun fire.

It’s only once they’re in the parking lot that it occurs to her Kensi that Deeks couldn’t have left even if he wanted to since he can’t drive while on pain medication. Guilt pools in her stomach at the thought of him sitting there in misery while they drank beer.

“Hey, I’ll take you home,” she murmurs, before he has to ask or god forbid, try to order a cab.

“Thanks.”

Sam comes over and claps him on the back, tugging him into a sideways hug. She doesn’t miss Deeks’ eyebrows furrowing in pain or the way he doesn’t make eye contact with any of them.

“Hang in there, brother. Get some sleep, rest up, and don’t skip your doctor appointments,” Sam tells him, and Deeks manages a huff of a laugh.

“Sam Hanna recommending medical care, I never thought I’d see the day,” he jokes. His voice cracks, raspy and a little too soft.

“Don’t worry, I’ll make sure the big guy makes his follow up appointments too,” Callen chimes in. “Even if he does it kicking and screaming.”

“Oh you think you’re funny?” Sam releases Deeks, turning back to argue with Callen.

Kensi gestures to the SUV. “You ready to go?”

By the time she gets in the driver’s seat, Deeks has buckled himself in, one leg pulled up beneath the other and his head lolling against the headrest. She lets herself look for a few extra seconds, taking in the bruises, even deeper than before, the cuts. His jaw looks puffier again and she hopes he actually took the medication he was prescribed.

The drive is too silent without Deeks’ usual commentary and jokes, which leaves plenty of time to wander. She remembers the moment they found him and Sam; at first, she was sure he was dead. She’ll never forget the horror she’d felt when he opened his mouth and blood poured out or his confused pleas for help.

And she’d left him instead to fend for himself against Sidorov. She’d walked out on her tortured, bleeding, terrified partner.

Deeks makes a noise, barely audible, but it’s enough to pull her from her dark thoughts. He has his head tipped back completely with his eyes squeezed shut.

She glances at the road again, which mercifully empty, and watches him out of the corner of her eye. He swallows and grimaces, his jaw tightening, lips pursing, followed by a short, sharp inhale through his nose. After the third time, she can’t take it anymore.

“Deeks, are you ok?” Kensi asks, which is such a stupid question. Of course he’s no alright.

“Mm,” he grunts out. “The doctor said it would hurt—” he pauses to inhale through his nose again. “Said it’s going to take time to heal. They can’t do anything else until then.” He’s almost breathless, the pain obvious in his voice, by the time he finishes.

“God,” Kensi murmurs. She reaches across the console, gripping his hand as tightly as she can. It’s not much, but she hopes it gives Deeks some comfort or something to focus on.

The next 15 minutes feel like an eternity, and when she pulls up to Deeks’ apartment, his hand is clenched so tightly around hers, she knows there’ll be marks later.

Even so, she almost misses the contact when Deeks lets go, and starts to unbuckle his seatbelt. His movements are a lot slower and slightly uncoordinated than normal.

“Thanks for bringing me home,” he mutters, looking anywhere but directly at her.

“Here, let me help you get in. I can get you settled, make you something to eat,” she offers. He doesn’t take the opening to make a joke about her cooking skills, just shakes his head once, not even attempting a smile as he opens the door.

“I’ll be ok, Kensi. I just need to sleep.”

She watches him laboriously ease himself out, and unsteadily walk to the front door. She knows she should ignore him and make sure he gets inside. Maybe insist on staying the night just in case.

Instead, she lets him disappear inside.

Later, when he hasn’t answered a text or call in weeks and leaves his favorite pastry sitting on the front step, she’ll wish didn’t listen.

[anonkp]

@ejzah writes the best angst

A/N: A little ficlet exploring Deeks’ thoughts during “Omni”.

***

Fake It

He tells himself it’ll get better. If he just goes to work, and pretends he’s ok, it’ll eventually be true.

Deeks shows up to work 4 months and 13 days after the day he was tied up and tortured with a power drill. Two weeks since his boss showed up in the mess of his apartment, giving his already shaky nervous system a shock. Six days since his partner appeared on his doorstep with greasy takeout and lulled him into the first real sleep he’d had in weeks.

He’s a little surprised he actually makes it through the door and into the bullpen. Everything in him want to turn around, walk back out, and never step foot there again. Somehow he stays though.

Right off the bat he can tell Kensi is still worried about him, but pretending that she’s not. They dance around the giant elephant of his torture and trauma, the fact that a few days ago he hadn’t slept in weeks, and fall into their usual banter.

He is not ready, in fact. Yet he feels the pressure to get it together or get out, so he pushes on. It’s easier with Kensi. Joking with her is second nature, it feels good, normal, and he smiles genuinely for the first time that day.

He fakes it, which he’s pretty damn good at, but under the jokes and insistence that he’s fine, Deeks is fighting against the constant onslaught of flashbacks and anxiety. Every grinding or whirring sound has him clenching his jaw. The physical damage may be gone, but he thinks the pain might never leave.

He misses the shot. Hell, he doesn’t even take the shot. Thousands of hours of practice, hundreds of shots fired in the field, and it’s all gone in a second. He freezes. It’s a little surprising that Hetty doesn’t kick him out right then and there. She’d hinted at it when he’d been knee-deep in self-help books.

Somehow he gets to stay though. Despite Callen’s protests, despite his mistakes. He gets to stay. A part of him still wants to go, to listen to the part of his brain that says he permanently broken and will never be the same again.

Deeks ignores it. He lets Kensi talk him into going for Korean as she distracts him with her weird dance. He appreciates it even if he can’t quite make himself respond with his usual jokes and innuendoes.

It’ll get better.

Maybe if he pretends long enough, it will actually be true.

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Random head canon:

When Devin Rountree first started working for NCIS, he didn’t quite know what to make of Detective Marty Deeks. He’d been warned that Deeks liked to talk, he had a joke ready at any moment, and he could be unpredictable. He could take some getting used to. Within a few weeks, Rountree figured out that along with being like no one else he’d ever met, Deeks was extremely loyal. When someone he cared about, or more vulnerable, was threatened, he became a terrifying force. He was pretty great at slipping beneath people’s defenses, earning their trust. And when that didn’t work, he’d use his skill with spoken word to get results.

Rountree knew all these things to be true about Deeks. In fact, he thought he knew Deeks pretty damn well. Until the day they questioned a woman named Alice Morgan. She acted a little cagey for sure, but Rountree figured that had something to do with her husband’s death. When Deeks suddenly started distractedly rambling about coffee with stunned look, Rountree was beyond confused. But, he readily agreed to let Deeks take lead on the interview. Maybe it was another Deeks ploy he just didn’t understand.

He listened as Deeks started telling a story about a baseball game when he was a kid, just as confused by the unexpected topic as their witness. What he did notice was Deeks’ lack of eye contact, like he had something to hide, his almost whispered tone, and the absolute look of devastation in his eyes. Rountree didn’t make the connection until Alice gently asked “Did he at least spare you?” and Deeks quietly responded “No, but I was just a kid, right. I mean, kids are supposed to have bruises.” And suddenly it all made sense.

It made sense why Deeks could be so gentle or fierce depending on the situation. The way he seemed so attuned to children and women.

As he watched Deeks connect with Alice on a level beyond agent and suspect, Rountree realized he’d never really known Deeks at all.

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Be careful there Densi or you might make baby number 3! Thanks @ejzah for this delightful story. As much as I like the angst, these two have more than earned their happy ending.

A/N: Happy 5th Anniversary to Kensi and Deeks! I can’t believe five years ago we were wondering if it would ever happen. We’ve got a little bit of fluff, domestic Densi, babies, Rosa, and of course, romance.

This story ignores the fact that Sam is now in Hawaii.

***

Here’s to Five and Many More

When Rosa first met Sam Hanna and G. Callen (it would be a couple months before she heard what the G stood for thanks to Sam’s teasing), she thought they seemed nice, but fairly intimidating. She never imagined that they’d ever consider her their honorary niece, or that she’d feel comfortable to have them over for dinner.

Even more surprising was that they both accepted and didn’t seem fazed when they found out Kensi and Marty wouldn’t be in attendance.

“Have you ever considered opening your own restaurant?” Callen questioned after his first bite of chicken stew.

Rosa dipped her head at the compliment, shrugging. “Thank you. I’m glad you like it. But I think I’ll keep cooking as a hobby for now.” She shifted her weight. “And thank you for coming last minute.”

“Hey, I’ll never say no to a good meal, but something tells me that you didn’t invite us over just to sample your cooking,” Sam observed.

“You’re right, I didn’t,” Rosa admitted, brushing her hair back. “I was wondering if you could help me with something.”

Callen paused with a pepper halfway to his mouth and Sam’s face instantly shifted into something darker.

“Who is he and what did he do?”

“Uncle Sam, it’s nothing like that,” Rosa assured him quickly before he could find some poor and unsuspecting boy. “Steven is still wonderful. It’s not something bad.”

“Ok, but if that changes, I’m a text away, and have no problem lightly abusing my power to make arrests.”

By now, Rosa was fairly used to such offers, so she took it in stride. “Thank you. I’ll keep that in mind.” Folding her hands together, she breathed in once, not sure why she felt so nervous. “So, Marty and Kensi’s fifth anniversary is coming soon and I want to plan something special for them,” she explained.

“Yeah, March 17th.” Callen nodded.

“Yes. It’s four weeks away.”

“I want to plan something special for them. It’s been a really exciting year, but also so much has changed, and I know it hasn’t all been easy,” Rosa continued. “Maybe a nice dinner out or even a couple days away. Although I don’t know if Kensi and Marty will want to leave the twins overnight.”

“Hm, it would take some planning to pull off, but it’s possible,” Sam mused.

And don’t worry, I’ve saved some money from my job. All I need is help with the actual scheduling and execution,” Rosa assured him.

“Kid, we’re not making you pay for anything,” Callen interrupted with a roll of his eyes. “Kensi and Deeks would kill us if they found out we let you spend all your money on them.”

“I can afford it,” Rosa said stubbornly, pride getting the better of her.

“But you don’t have to. That money is supposed to be for your needs. Like tuition, and books, and ice cream during finals week ,” Sam told her gently.

Rosa smiled reluctantly at the last part. “Ok. I’m chipping in though since it was my idea.”

“Always so stubborn.”

“Well, it’s a Deeks-Blye trait,” Rosa explained with a self-deprecating shrug. Then more added more earnestly. “Thank you for helping me.”

“Anytime kid.”

***

“Babe, have you seen my breast pump?” Kensi asked, rushing from their bedroom.

“Uh, it’s in the hallway bathroom,” Deeks told her without looking up from wrangling Sophia into a clean onesie. He finished and tucked her under his arm.

Kensi hurried out of the room, coming back with pump and a couple fo bottles.

“Alright, you’re all clean, how about some tummy time?” Sophia made a sighing sound at Deeks’ suggestion, palming at his nose. When he had her settled on her stomach in the middle of a blanket with some toys, he grabbed Caleb.

Roughly three months in, they’d found a rhythm to caring for the twins. It was an exhausting and completely insane rhythm, but it worked for the most part.

“Now we have two clean babies,” Deeks announced, setting Caleb next to his sister. “Which should last anywhere from ten minutes to an hour and a half.”

Kensi laughed wryly from the couch, head flopped back on the cushion as the pump whirred quietly.

“Did Rosa say if she’ll be home for dinner?”

“Yeah, I think so.”

“Ok, I’m going to start some chicken and broccoli. Maybe potatoes if I’m feeling ambitious,” Deeks replied. Crouching briefly, he tickled each of the twin’s tummies. “Now don’t get into any trouble while I’m out of the room.”

***

Rosa arrived shortly before six with a loaf of crusty bread and a chocolate cake in hand. Deeks accepted both, grateful to have something to round their dinner out.

“¿Cómo están mis hermosos hermanitos y hermanitas?” she asked the twins, getting down on the blanket with them. They cooed happily, Caleb lifting his head higher in excitement. “Mira lo fuerte que eres.”

“I swear Sophia almost rolled onto her side this morning,” Deeks said, responding to the one-sided conversation.

“Isn’t that really early?” Rosa asked.

“It is,” Kensi confirmed. “It’s exciting, but I’m not quite sure I’m ready for them to be mobile yet.”

“Eh, it figures given their mom’s a ninja assassin.” Deeks winked at Kensi, who rolled her eyes.

“And their dad excels at any sport that involves ice or water.”

They held each other’s gaze for several seconds, Kensi’s eyes darkening, until Rosa pointedly cleared her throat.

“Do I need to leave the room?”

“No, no we’re good. Uh, dinner will be ready in five minutes,” he said, moving back into the kitchen. Rosa followed him. “How was your day?”

“It was ok. Do you need any help?”

“Nah, I’m good.”

Leaning against the counter, Rosa watched him put everything on the stovetop and begin dishing out servings.

“My literature class and ethics are always interesting. But I’m regretting taking history more every day.”

“Still unreasonably boring and complicated?” Deeks guessed.

“Yes.” She groaned and rubbed her hands over her face. “I never want to hear about 15th century kings again.”

“Ooh yeah, that’s not fun.” He winced in sympathy. “If you want any help studying, I’m always here. I might ask for payment in the form of baby-holding, but I’m always happy to help or just commiserate.”

Rosa giggled, her entire face brightening. “Thanks, Marty.”

“Any day, Rosalita. You wanna grab the last plate and bread?”

They set everything on the table while Kensi settled the twins in their car seats. Generally one of their toys kept them busy long enough for a quick dinner.

“Before we eat, I have something for both of you,” Rosa spoke up, pulling a gift out of her bag. “Happy Anniversary.”

“Oh, thank you, Rosa.” Kensi took the package, which was about dinner plate sized and based on the way her hands dipped, heavier than anticipated. She started peeling at the tape holding the paper together. Whatever it was, Deeks knew it would be creative; he’d learned very quickly that Rosa gifted from the heart and usually with her artistic side in mind.

“I know it’s not for a couple more days, but I wanted to give it to you early. I hope you like it.”

“Oh my god, this is gorgeous,” Kensi gasped as she let the wrapping paper fall away. She ran her fingers over the smooth mahogany stained wood. Across the front surface two raccoons with their noses pressed together were engraved in the very middle, set against a backdrop of trees.

“I know it might be kind of silly—”

“No, it’s perfect,” Deeks interrupted, glancing up from the gift. He held out an arm, pulling her into his side. Kensi wrapped her free arm around Rosa too. “Thanks you so much.”

“It’s really beautiful.”

“Actually, it’s not your only gift. Did you have any specific plans for your anniversary?”

“Uh, dinner here, and then falling asleep to Titanic?” Deeks suggested. He did have a gift for Kensi, but the last few months had taught them that planning for outings were best left flexible and without too much expectation.

“Why, did you have something else in mind?” Kensi asked.

Rosa folded her hands together, looking unusually timid. “Uncle Callen and Sam and I might have orchestrated a little surprise. We made reservations for you at your favorite sushi restaurant and then booked an Air BnB nearby for two days.”

“Rosa…” Kensi shook her head, and Rosa hurried to explain,

“You don’t have to stay overnight if you don’t want to be away from Caleb and Sophia that long, but I thought it would be nice for you to get away for a little bit.”

Deeks pressed his lips together, feeling the prick of tears building behind his eyes, overwhelmed by Rosa’s love for them.

“Rosa, that is so incredibly generous of you,” Kensi said, hugging her again.

“You deserve a break,” Rosa said simply, as if it wasn’t a big deal. Her excitement growing, she dove back into her backpack, and came back with a large envelope. “This has all the plans and reservations. If you do decide to go, Sam and I will take turns watching Sophia and Caleb.”

“That’s asking an awful lot of you.”

“You didn’t ask me to do anything,” she pointed out. “I’m offering, and I want to.”

“Man, we sure are lucky. Thank you,” Deeks murmured, pressing a kiss to Rosa’s forehead.

“Like you said, any time.”

***

“That was phenomenal,” Kensi sighed, dropping onto the bed in the master bedroom of their Air BnB with a graceless flop. She’d forgotten what it was like to enjoy a meal without any interruptions, to hold a conversation that didn’t involve at least one break for a diaper change or feeding. Of course she missed Caleb and Sophia, but she couldn’t deny the reprieve was nice. “But I might die.”

She looked up at Deeks, who had come in more slowly with their few bags. He grinned, tugging the first couple buttons of his shirt open. For once, he’d dressed up, choosing a deep blue shirt that matched her dress. He looked amazing, but she knew he was probably dying to get into something more casual.

“I’m saying nothing,” he said, though his smug grin pretty much said it for him.

“I know, I know. I shouldn’t have had that last spicy California. It was just too good.” Sighing, she rolled onto her side, patting the spot next to her, and held out her hand invitingly. “Come join me.”

“I should put our stuff away while I’m up.” He didn’t sound too certain about it though.

“You don’t always have to be so responsible,” Kensi teased. “C’mon, it’ll wait for a few minutes.”

Giving in, Deeks dropped the shirt he’d just pulled out of his suitcase, and slid onto the mattress next to her. He let out a contented groan as he sank into the thick quilt.

“Just a few minutes,” he repeated. They were both asleep in thirty seconds.

***

Kensi woke up with her nose buried in Deeks’ chest, arms loosely wrapped around her back. Untangling her arms, she stretched them above her head, her spine cracking as she arched her back. She felt better rested than she had in months.

“So much for just a few minutes,” Deeks muttered, eyes still closed.

“I think that was the best nap I’ve ever had,” Kensi said. She studied Deeks’ features, brushing back the pieces of hair that had grown more unruly in sleep. He leaned into her touch, one corner of his mouth lifting when she trailed her fingers down his cheeks and neck.

Scooting closer, Kensi pressed her lips to the warm tan skin left exposed by his open shirt. His hand tightened on her back, pulling her that much closer.

“Mm. I’m suddenly wide awake,” he drawled. Kensi pulled back enough to see his eyes were now open and slightly hazed with desire rather than sleep. He cupped the back of her neck, gently guiding her mouth to his.

They’d barely had any times to themselves, let alone the energy to consider sex since the twins were born, but suddenly the desire came back in full force.

Kensi dropped her hands to the front of his shirt, fingers scrabbling over the buttons and to tug the material free from his pants.

“Woah, and here I thought I got lucky with the nap.” Deeks gasped in between kisses.

“Oh, you’re about to get a whole lot more lucky,” Kensi promised, not caring how cheesy it sounded. She rolled Deeks onto his back, crawling up the length of his body, and then settling across his thighs. Hovering over him, she stared down at his flushed face, loving everything about him. “Happy Anniversary, baby.”

Deeks pulled her back to him, and they spent the next few hours making a very enjoyable anniversary.

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Wise words from @ejzah.

In lieu of writing a story, I decided to spend far too much time writing an essay like post on a topic that’s been on my mind recently.

***

Recently I’ve been thinking about characters who change over the course of a series. Particularly, characters who start out fairly normal or serious and then become increasingly more silly, ridiculous, or stupid. For instance, Frank Burns from MASH, Marty Deeks and Eric Beale from NCIS: LA, and Eric Matthews from Boy Meets World, and Tony from NCIS to name a few.

It could be argued that each of these characters had a comedic quality from the beginning. However, comedy was not their sole or defining characteristic. At some point though, the writers seemed to realize that they had a gift for comedy and leaned into that side. The problem is that this occurs with increasing frequency and often without reason.

Some start out as an antagonist, such as Frank Burns. In his first season, he’s described as a “fair” surgeon. He can be ridiculous at times, but is competent enough and mostly known for being overly by the book and military crazed. By the end of his run on the series, he’s a terrible surgeon, constantly makes a fool of himself, and finally ends up chasing after his now married mistress. In this case, instead of making Frank increasingly nasty or, he was made ridiculous to highlight why he wasn’t a suitable leader or surgeon.

In many shows that lean towards the more serious, it’s common to have a character who breaks up the angst, drama, and heaviness. Enter the likes of Eric Beale and Marty Deeks. Though they remained comparatively unscathed compared to some, both characters suffered in the name of comedy.

Eric Beale was a highly skilled tech operator who kept things running from behind the scenes and was critical to the team solving cases. Yet as the series progressed he went an eccentric genius to often odd and ridiculous.

From the beginning of his introduction, Deeks was established as a master at undercover, uniquely intelligent, and capable of using people’s assumptions about himself to his own advantage. Yes, he always talked a lot, but there was usually a purpose. Even in moments when he rambled, it was genuinely funny and not overplayed. However, as the series progressed the very writers who created this extremely intriguing, intelligent, and competent man, seemed to forget these aspects.

In an arc where Deeks is sent to the federal academy, we should have seen him excel. He had years of experience and knowledge compared to his younger peers. Instead, he seemed to forget how engage in arm-to-arm combat, fell asleep during an important task, and could barely keep up during a run. For many fans, this felt like a betrayal of a beloved character we knew.

Often, funny characters are sacrificed to promote a new character. Particularly as a series progresses, instead of letting the newbie gain popularity naturally, they force their merits by downgrading an established character.

You might be wondering, what’s the point of all this? Well, a lot of fans care when their favorite character changes drastically, especially not in a positive way. There’s a difference between a character who can be funny or has select silly/stupid moments, and one who becomes a caricature. We build fandoms our these characters. We invest hours and time, energy and love into writing about them, drawing, and discussing them. Of course it matters when it feels like that same character has been mistreated and disrespected.

I wish that before writers decide to go for the easy laugh, for the stupid joke, for the ridiculous, that they consider the impact on the character and show. It not only destroys your audience’s trust, but also makes it unbelievable when the character is given any content of substance.

[anonkp]

I did enjoy the angst. Thanks @ejzah!

A/N: Once again, a tiny idea morphed into a much longer than intended fic. Enjoy the angst!

***

Relapse

Kensi had learned after Deeks was tortured by Sidorov that in addition to withdrawing from everyone around him when he was in a state of distress, he forgot to take care of himself as well. It had taken her a while to pick up on the pattern, but now, especially after living together for three years, she knew all the signs. He tended not to eat often enough, his meticulous cleaning schedule became disrupted, and he either barely moved at all, or spent hours exhausting his body in an attempt to quiet his mind.

So one week in the middle of summer when Kensi noticed the counters hadn’t been wiped down in a few days, and the laundry hamper was nearing capacity—something that never occurred since they moved in together—she took note. It wasn’t a cause for massive alarm, but enough that she decided to keep a close eye on Deeks. They’d just come off a horrific case that lasted over three weeks and had them all running on fumes.

Maybe he just needed the time to recuperate, she reasoned. She’d certainly been on edge and snapped at everyone more than usual, including Deeks, who had the misfortune of spending their few hours away from work with her.

On Tuesday, they had a fairly slow day, the latter part of which they spent cleaning out in-boxes and catching up on the procedures that got overlooked during intense cases. It gave them a much needed opportunity to bond and unwind.

Inevitably, Sam and Callen ended up in argument over who had actually taken down their most recent criminal.

“Nope, I definitely reached him before you did,” Callen insisted in that tone that meant he was just arguing for the joy of watching Sam grow more irritated. Kensi dipped her head to conceal a smile.

“Are you kidding me? You weren’t even close. He’d still be on the run if we left it to you,” Sam objected, shaking his head in exasperation.

“I don’t know, Sam, Deeks is the one who distracted him,” Kensi pointed out. She waited expectantly for Deeks to jump in with his own comment, but none came.

Kensi realized he’d been quiet through most of the teasing and banter, when normally he’d be egging Sam right alongside Callen. His body was turned slightly away, gaze focused in the direction of the back wall. She wondered if he saw anything at all.

The silence grew long enough for it grow slightly awkward, and Kensi hastily added, “I’m just saying it’s a group effort.”

“Yeah, you can keep your “group effort”, Sam made air quotes around the last two words. “I’m the one who tackled him, and that’s all that matters.” He jabbed a button on his laptop keyboard. “And I’m outta here. Don’t even think of calling me before 6 tomorrow morning.”

Callen left shortly after Sam, followed by Eric and Nell, who seemed in a hurry.

“You want to grab tacos on the way home?” she asked once she finished her own paperwork, leaning across the front of Deeks’ desk. “I’ll buy.” She let her tone drop flirtatiously, shimmying her shoulders.

“Uh, I’m really behind on my LAPD paperwork,” Deeks answered without looking up. “I think I’m going to stay a little bit later.”

“This is the first night we’ve gotten out before 7 in weeks.”

Finally looking up, Deeks sighed heavily, swiping his hair out of his eyes with a careless hand. Even in the dim light, she could tell his eyes were bloodshot.

“I know. LAPD will get on my case if I wait any longer though. I’ll just be a couple hours, ok?” He gave her a pleading, regretful look, that Kensi was powerless to ignore.

“Ok.” She leaned closer, tipping his chin a little higher to kiss him. “Don’t be too long,” she said.

“I won’t,” Deeks promised, returning her kiss with a brush of his lips. “Love you.”

***

It was a full four hours later when Kensi heard the front quietly open and shut. She’d tried not to wait up, even going to bed, but too many thoughts and worries circled through her brain to get anywhere close to sleep. She tracked Deeks’ movement through the house; he stopped in the kitchen, got a glass of water, checked on Monty in the living room, then finally headed to their room.

Kensi rolled over onto her side when he walked in, knowing there wasn’t any point in pretending to sleep. Deeks stood by the closet, taking off his shoes.

“Hey,” she murmured. He stilled at the sound of her voice, shoulders caving for a second before he turned around.

“Hey. Sorry.”

She didn’t know if he was apologizing for possibly waking her. Or coming home late.

“It’s ok.” Holding out her hand, she waited until he was within reaching distance, and pushed herself up enough to slide her hand around his neck. He let her pull him down, releasing a slightly pained noise. Kensi slid her fingers up into his hair, finding the strands damp.

She didn’t call him on it, just holding him tighter when their lips parted. She felt the tension in his shoulders and back, so tight it seemed he might snap at any moment.

“Come to bed,” she told him, pulling back the covers. When Deeks slid in beside her, she curled around him, hoping took some comfort in her touch.

***

Kensi’s worry skyrocketed as she watched Deeks withdraw more every day. This time around, he tended towards movement, which meant he either woke up early (assuming he’d slept at all) or stayed after work to work out. At the same time, his appetite seemed to have disappeared.

She tried to combat it all by bringing him a donut in the morning or cajoling him into bed and doing her best to soothe him to sleep. It wasn’t enough, but she was hesitant to push too hard.

“Hey, I brought you some soup,” she said one evening as she came back from a food run. Deeks had very noticeably not requested anything.

“I’m not hungry,” he said, not even pausing considering the bucket she plunked down in front of him.

“Baby, you didn’t eat breakfast this morning. It’s after six. You need to have something.”

“Kens—”

“No,” Kensi interrupted sharply, forgetting her decision to remain quietly supportive, to say nothing. “You are tired, you’re not eating, you’re not talking, and I am done letting you fade right in front of me.”

His head sank forward for a moment, and he rubbed his hands over his face, emitting the deepest of sighs. When he looked up again, the shadows in his eyes were even darker, and Kensi’s heart clenched painfully for him.

“I’m just struggling a little right now. I’ll get over it,” he insisted dully. “I always do.”

“You don’t have to do it alone though. You have me,” Kensi reminded him, moving around his desk to crouch in front of him. She grabbed his hands, clasping them between hers. “Let me help you.”

“I want to…” he shook his head, tilting his head back with a sorrowful expression. “It just feels like everything terrible feeling is amplified by a hundred and anything good is dampened.” He smiled sadly. “Only thing that helps sometimes is when you’re holding me at night.”

“I’ll do anything you need, anything. But please don’t push me away. I can’t bear that.”

“I’ll try.” He nodded, eyes damp. Kensi drew his forehead to her shoulder, weaving her fingers into his hair.

“And eat your soup.”

That got a weak out laugh out of him. Drawing back, he grabbed the tub across his desk, popping the lid off.

Kensi knew that one meal wouldn’t magically fix everything, but as he slowly worked his way through the soup, it was a step the right direction.

Under the table, Deeks reached for her hand, squeezing it tightly.

[anonkp]

Yes Deeks deserves all this happiness so much. It’s tremendously satisfying to see him get it. (And to imagine in canon world, he really is just as happy.)

A/N: Once again, thanks to @mashmaiden for reminding me that today is Deeks’ birthday. I swear I just don’t have a brain anymore. In any case, happy 45th birthday to Martin Atticus Deeks.

***

The Best Birthday

“Shhh, you’re going to wake him up.”

“I’m being as quiet as I can. Can you grab the syrup?”

“Let me put the flowers down first.”

Deeks cracked one eye open, first registering the twins cradled in either arm. He vaguely recalled going to change them last night in a haze of sleep. He turned his head to the side where Kensi and Rosa were still whispering, bent over something on the side table. He heard the distinctive click of a lighter.

“Ouch!”

“Don’t get wax on the—”

“Do I wanna know what’s going on over there,” Deeks croaked, not bothering to lift his head. Kensi and Rosa spun around simultaneously, Rosa hurrying to block his view of the table.

“Baby, you’re supposed to be sleeping still,” Kensi lamented, moving over to the bed and leaning to kiss him.

“And you’re supposed to be taking it easy,” he reminded her. “Cause of these gremlins.” He lifted his shoulders in the direction of the oblivious twins.

“I think I can handle carrying a lighter upstairs,” she countered as Rosa stepped forward with a tray, laden with an omelet, fruit, coffee, and thick pancakes topped with lit candles.

“Happy Birthday, Marty,” Rosa wished him, waving her hand over the spread with a flourish.

He shifted himself higher against the pillows while keeping Caleb and Sophia cradled in his arms. “This is amazing, but I didn’t expect anything this year with everything going on.”

“It’s a very important day,” Kensi said with a fond smile. “One that I’m never, ever going to miss again. She kissed him again, sliding onto the bed next to him, and reached to take Sophia.

“Hey, I can still eat and hold them at the same time,” he protested, scooping both babies a little tighter on his chest.

“I know, but you don’t have to. I promise I’ll give them back as soon as you’re done.”

Kensi scooped up Caleb and Sophia, settling beside him, and Rosa set the tray over his lap.

Deeks gingerly blew out the candle stuck in the center of the pancake stack, putting it to the side. He was about to dig in when Rosa crawled up next to him. Something about that, maybe combined with the lack of sleep, made his heart squeeze with sudden affection, and the odd urge to cry.

“What’s wrong? Did we forget something?” Kensi asked, making Deeks realize he’d been sitting there with an empty fork for a while. He glanced between Rosa, the twins, and finally Kensi. His family.

“No. No, this is absolutely perfect,” he assured her, brushing a couple tears back. “Thank you, baby.”

“Happy Birthday, Deeks. We love you.”

***

A/N: I just love writing Deeks as the happiest dad.

[anonkp]

Nothing wrong with drama for drama’s sake. Poor little Caleb! Can’t wait to see what happens next.

A/N: Now that densimber is over (sadly), back to our regularly scheduled programming.

***

In Miss Blye’s Class, Part 25

“Monica, what are you doing here?” Deeks asked, his surprise giving way to unease.

“I’m not allowed to see my son now?” she responded, as though she hadn’t been gone and out of touch for months. Deeks bristled at what sounded like judgment in her voice; he’d never denied her access to Caleb. He’d been the one pleading for her to come in the early days.

“Usually you call.”

“Well, it was kind of a last minute decision. I figured you wouldn’t mind.” Monica’s eyes ran over him pointedly. “Are you gonna let me in?”

“Uh.” Deeks glanced over his shoulder, thinking of Caleb inside, blissfully unaware that his little world was about to be jostled yet again. “Listen, Monica, tonight’s really not a good time.”

“I haven’t seen Caleb in months. You can’t spare 30 minutes?” she asked, somehow managing to make him feel like the unreasonable one.

“Ok,” he relented, but didn’t move to the side yet. “It’s a school night though, so it really needs to be quick.”

“Message received,” Monica said, mimicking his drawl. She waited for him to finally move aside, her shoulder brushing his as she stepped over the threshold. She wasted no time walking around the living room, checking out the furnishings and pictures.

Deeks remembered when he found her brashness attractive, but now it just felt invasive.

“Wow, you fixed this place up nice.” Her finger ran over a picture of Caleb grinning next to a massive pumpkin. “You look good,” she commented, turning, eyes lingering on him. He couldn’t tell if she meant it to sound flirtatious, or if that was just her default for any of their interactions. It felt odd not to recall anymore. “Better than last time I saw you.”

“Thanks. I think,” Deeks said, adding. “You look like you’re doing well, too.”

“Could be worse. Could be better,” she said evasively. “I heard you’re writing contracts for celebrities now.”

Deeks inclined his head. “I’m a legal advisor for a firm that works with actors and musicians. How’d you hear?”

“My Aunt Patricia. That’s quite a change from before.

“Yeah, well—”

The thunder of Caleb running down the hallway interrupted him.

“Kensi, is that you?” he shouted, a second before he appeared, skidding into the room with a giant smile. His expression fell a moment later when he spotted Monica. “Mommy,” he whispered.

***

Similar to the few weeks before Christmas, the last month of school always seemed a little surreal. Time moved both far too fast and too slow. Kensi spent much of the day reviewing concepts from the whole year, and as always, was amazed at how much her little students had grown.

Today, they’d been assigned a small writing project: Write about what you want to do this summer and draw a picture. When they were finished, they were free to play until lunch time.

Kensi was in the middle of reviewing the day’s math activity with her classroom aide when she heard two voices rise above the usual mundane chatter. Kensi turned in time to see Caleb Deeks chuck a wooden block towards another student standing in front of him.

“Caleb, we do not throw toys,” Kensi reprimanded him, hurrying towards them before the other boy could retaliate. Caleb startled, taking a few steps back, a hint of fear crossing his face.

Crouching down in front of them, she turned to the other boy, who seemed surprised, and a little angry, but overall unharmed.

“Matthew, are you ok?”

Matthew nodded, his round face serious, eyes swiveling between her and Caleb.

“Caleb, why did you throw that block? You know better than that.”

Caleb scowled, shrugging his shoulders. “Matt took all the superhero toys.”

That came as a surprise; Kensi had never seen him have any serious problems with other student, especially when it came to playing and sharing.

“And nothing else happened?” Kensi checked, and Caleb gave a quick shake of his head. “Ok, Matthew, you can go back and play.” She patted the other student on the shoulder.

Standing, she caught her classroom aide’s eye before taking Caleb out to the hallway.

“Ok, Caleb, why did you throw that block at Matthew?”

“I told you. He took all the toys and when I asked him to share, he said ‘no’,” he explained petulantly.

“It would have been nice if he had shared, but you can come tell me or Miss K if you have a problem. And I know you know better than that,” she said. Caleb just shrugged again, scuffing the toe of his shoe on the floor.” This isn’t like you, what’s going on?”

His face crumpled suddenly, and a few tears leaked onto his cheeks. “Mommy came back.”

“What?” Kensi asked dumbly before she could stop herself.

“The other night, somebody rang the doorbell and I thought it was you, but it wasn’t, it was mom instead,” he explained, words tumbling out so fast, Kensi had to strain to keep up. “She smiled at me and said she missed me, and was sorry she didn’t come sooner.“

A spike of concern and anger flashed through her. Deeks hadn’t mentioned anything about Monica in the last two days. She pushed those feelings to the side, reminding herself that Caleb needed her now.

“Oh, Sweetie. That must have been a surprise.”

“Yeah. I think dad was mad, even though he kept smiling too.” He sniffled, wiping under his nose, and sat down against the wall. Kensi was suddenly reminded just how young he was. “Mommy’s supposed to come back tonight for dinner, but I don’t know if I want her to.” He picked at one of his nails, shrugging angrily. “She’s just gonna leave again.”

His lower lip trembled then, and Kensi couldn’t stop from enveloping him in a hug. His hands fisted in her shirt as he cried in earnest.

“It’s going to be ok,” she repeated several times, holding him until he calmed a little. He pulled back, scrubbing at his eyes.

“I’m sorry,” he whispered.

“We all make mistakes. Especially when we’re upset. I still need to tell Mr. Hanna and call your dad though, because it’s not ok to throw things or hurt other people.”

Caleb nodded, looking completely miserable now.

Kensi just hoped she could get through the next couple conversations without her own feelings seeping through.

***

A/N: I promise that this isn’t all solely for the sake of creating drama.

[anonkp]

Thanks to the incomparable @ejzah and her partner in crime @mashmaiden for putting together such a lovely @densi-mber!

A/N: Wishing everyone a Happy New Year! Can’t believe it’s the end of another year.

***

Until the End of Time

“Are they asleep?” Deeks whispered, creeping into the living room. Kensi nodded, speaking equally quiet.

“Just a minute ago.”

Peering over the couch, Deeks smiled down at the twins cradled on Kensi’s lap. At three days old, Caleb and Sophia were remarkably calm and settled into the family. Deeks wasn’t sure if it was just a honeymoon period, but he intended to enjoy it for as long as it lasted.

“Come here,” Kensi said, patting the spare cushion. Deeks slid in next to her, carefully transferring Caleb into his arms. Caleb twitched slightly, one of his hands clenching and unclenching, but then settled again, turning his little face into Deeks’ chest.

“How was your meeting?”

“Good. I think we made some headway on the case. Sorry about skipping out on you,” Deeks apologized. Technically, he was supposed to be on maternity leave right now, but one of his clients had called in a state.

“It’s ok. I’m glad you were able to help.“ She leaned up to kiss him. “But now I get you all to myself for the rest of the holiday.”

“All yours,” he promised. Then reached out to tweak Sophia’s bare foot. “And these guys.”

“Not exactly a wild celebration,” Kensi observed wryly. “I think if I have anything to drink, I’ll pass out in two seconds.”

Deeks chuckled, feeling pretty much the same. Even with the twins sleeping well, they still were fairly exhausted.

“It may be a sedate night, but it’s certainly been a wild year,” Deeks said, caressing Kensi’s cheek in a soothing rhythm. “We started out the year with one kid, working for NCIS, to food poisoning turning into a surprise pregnancy—”

“Oh my god, you’re never going to let me live down the food poisoning thing, are you?” Kensi groaned, pressing her forehead into his chest.

“Oh, that story’s going to come up every time we talk about these two.” He chuckled, remembering Kensi’s ire aimed in his direction, followed by her immediate giddy apology when they found out she was pregnant. “You yelled at me for like a week straight and threw away my chicken parmigiana the day after I got it. And all the time it was our little Pastry Babies causing all the trouble.”

Kensi’s lips twisted in a grimace, then she allowed a sheepish smile. “It is kind of ridiculous that I thought I had food poisoning for two weeks and never once thought I could be pregnant.”

“But it made the surprise that much better,” Deeks said.

“Would you change anything?” Kensi asked unexpectedly. Deeks sensed there was more to the question, so he stayed silent, waiting for her to gather her thoughts

“This year is completely different that from what we expected. Obviously not the job part, because we were both pretty burnt out on fieldwork. Clearly.” She made a noise that perfectly encapsulated Deeks’ feelings on the matter. “But it probably would have been easier if we had more time to plan for these guys or to buy a bigger house.” Finishing, Kensi titled her head up towards Deeks.

“Would I change having the most beautiful twins in the world with the love of my life?” He said, shaking his head. “No. Not in a million years, Kens. This life we built with Rosa, we’re continuing to build with the twins, is everything, and I couldn’t think of anything that would make it better.”

Kensi wiped a tear away from her eye, laughing wetly. “Ok, you need to stop making such amazing speeches while I’m still coming down from pregnancy hormones,” she joked. She leaned forward until their lips met. “I love you, Marty Deeks, and I wouldn’t want to live this life with anyone but you.”

“I love you, Kensi Blye. Until the end of time,” Deeks whispered back.

[anonkp]

I’m always up for some quality Deeks angst, even on a holiday. Merry Christmas to all who are celebrating!

A/N: Just a random little angsty fic I came up with. Set somewhere in season 4 before “Parley”.

***

It’s The Job

“So, how’s Mrs. Lawrence?” Kensi asked teasingly, watching Deeks get into the SUV with a smirk. He acknowledged her with an unamused grimace, tossing his duffle bag into the back. “I see you’re wearing different clothes, so it must have been a good visit.”

“You’re hilarious,” Deeks grumbled.

Deeks had spent most of the last two weeks with Mrs. Maggie Lawrence on an undercover operation. While Maggie wasn’t a suspect herself, someone within her business was implicated in a major case of fraud. In order to gain information, Deeks had easily inserted himself to Maggie Lawrence’s universe.

Maggie seemed charmed from the start, happily accepting Deeks onto her staff, and into her bed, from all accounts. Kensi luckily didn’t have to listen in on most of their interactions, which would have been intolerable. Kensi told herself that was because she found the thought of Deeks in any romantic context was revolting.

“It’s amazing all the duties a senior advisor position comes with,” Kensk continued dryly. She would never tell Deeks that she’d spent the entire drive and wait for him thinking of scathing jokes. “Pool boy among them.”

“Oh my god, Kens, would you please just give it a rest.” Pinching the bridge of her nose, Deeks inhaled sharply. “This isn’t any different than when you have to come on to a guy.”

“Mm, but somehow I usually manage to keep my clothes on.” Kensi pressed her pointer finger to her chin, pretending to think as she turned the steering wheel with her other hand to pull into traffic. “Your shirt isn’t buttoned right, by the way.”

Deeks glanced down at his shirt, plucking at the misaligned buttons, plucked at it half-heartedly, then gave up.

She could feel the frustration and exhaustion rolling off him, and logically, she knew that he’d been doing far more than romancing Maggie Lawrence. Longer term undercover work was hard as it was, but Deeks, as usual had thrown himself into the role, and come back with impressive results already.

Somehow, she couldn’t stop herself though. Every time she thought of Deeks spending time with another woman; kissing her, touching her—it made her irrationally angry.

“I wonder what the going rate for a gigolo is,” she mused.

“You know, I don’t like doing this anymore than you do,” Deeks snapped, his voice unexpectedly bitter despite the underlying lack of energy. “Especially with someone like Maggie, who is probably completely innocent. I don’t enjoy the lying, and certainly don’t enjoy taking advantage of her. And yes, I do feel like a creep every time.”

“Deeks—” Kensi started to object, dismayed at the self-condemnation Deeks had just spewed.

“Can we just go back to the mission now?”

She wanted to say something else, to apologize, or assure him that she didn’t really think of him that way. The words wouldn’t come though, and so she said nothing, silently driving.

The next time she looked over, Deeks had fallen asleep.

***

A/N: If you’re looking for a more Christmassy story, head over to the Densimber page!

[anonkp]

Yes! Yay for the very quick return of Fireman Deeks!

A/N: I know it only just ended, but it’s the return of Fireman Deeks!

***

The Return of Lieutenant Deeks

Deeks pulled his LAFD truck up to the address Bates had sent him, stopping outside the barrier erected around a low brick building. The two squads sent out earlier today had already left, which meant the scene was clear for Deeks to investigate. Grabbing his hard hat and jacket, he tucked them under his arm before heading toward the center of the action.

“Woah, woah, woah, you can’t be back here,” an agent said, putting up his arms to block Deeks’ path.

“You must be new here,” Deeks commented, craning his neck to see beyond the rookie agent. There were a group of cops and agents several yards off and Deeks recognized Sam’s frame among them. Kensi couldn’t be far off. “Agent Blye!” he called out.

Almost immediately, Kensi stepped out from the group, head turning in search of him. When she spotted him, she jogged over, a smile breaking over her face before she settled into a more professional expression.

“Lieutenant Deeks,” she greeted him. “You can let him through, Davis.” She nodded the younger agent, who looked deeply offended, but stepped out of Deeks’ way.

It sucked to be the new guy sometimes.

Deeks gave him an apologetic smile, and ducked under the caution tape, following after Kensi.

“I didn’t think I’d see you tonight,” she said, falling into step beside him.

“Taylor is out sick, so I got called in,” he explained. “So, what calamity is on the menu for tonight?”

“Municipal building, possible arson. We’re still figuring out the details. Which is where you come in.” Kensi offered him a smile as they drew even with the others.

“Deeks, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that you’re here,” Sam commented once he caught sight of Deeks.

“Well, since I’m one of the few people who can actually deal with you guys,” Deeks replied, drawing a snort from Callen and a vaguely amused smile from Sam.

None of them argued, likely because they couldn’t deny that since Deeks had become acquainted with the team, their relationship with LAFD had improved significantly.

“Sure. I assume Kensi caught you up,” Callen intervened, bringing the topic back on track.

“Uh, the bullet points. What—”

Deeks’ question was interrupted by an LAPD officer running towards them.

“Agent Callen, one of my guys is trapped inside the building,” he shouted frantically.

“What the hell is doing in there?” Callen asked, and as one, they started running towards the building.

“He thought he heard something, so he went to check on it. A few minutes later, the entrance collapsed.”

“You didn’t try to break through, did you?” Deeks demanded.

“No. We didn’t want to make it worse,” the cop said.

“Good. Ok, let us get some gear on and we’ll go in,” Callen decided. “Sam, you want to grab the battering ram?”

“Nope, the only one going in there is me,” Deeks said, tugging his jacket on.

“Deeks—”

“Callen, I’m specifically trained for this.”

“God, I love it when you’re confident,” Kensi said, and Sam snorted.

“When isn’t he confident?” he commented in an undertone.

Taking Deeks’ hard hat, she pushed it down over his curls. “Go save him, Lieutenant.” She kissed him lightly. “And be careful.”