#jazz answers

[ask-one-jazz]

Jazz, cats or dogs?

Like a cybercat and petrohound?

I prefer Cybercats

[jazzyvlogs]

(I’m sorry I keep sending you asks I just really love ur blog and art/pos)

Art thing…draw Nick meeting Keith!!

No no no! Please ask as much as you want! I love doing this >:333

I pushed through this like a mother fucking goat bro.

Ellis struggles with eye contact during confrontation.

[quetzal-of-chaos]

So jazz, I feel like we got off to the wrong start so have some muffins and chocy milk and tell yo man to maybe not fuck up anymore walls

(for quetz's sake okie?:D)

I'm in your walls. <3

Jazz: -too busy nomming the muffins to respond-

Quetzal: Don’t worry, Donnie and I had a TALK. It most likely won’t happen again. Especially since he now knows that there’s a door literally two feet down the hall from where he smashed through. Should’ve looked first.

Jazz: -happy nomming sounds-

Quetzal: I think he likes you now lol

[bastardlybonkers]

aw give prowl someone who flutters back

END OF PROWL ARC (pt 1 anyways 😏)

we may now resume our previously scheduled starbee

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[leafyeyes417]

Followed by LOA

Prompt: Normally Danny wouldn’t care that his sister joined a cult the LOA in an effort to tone them down, but he is a bit unhappy that he is now being followed by an assassin to gain blackmail/keep in line his sister. It’s not even the being followed part that he cares about! It’s the fact that the Bats have already caught on to him being followed and now he is on their radar. And he can’t even get a single coffee without a Bat showing up! Ancients Danny is tempted to show his eldritch form in an attempt to scare them off but he knows that will make it worse not better.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Hi, am I speaking to Petter Todd?

Jason: Yes. What is this regarding?

Danny: I saw your posting online for the house for rent, and I was wondering if it was still available?

Jason: Yes, it is. Can you tell me a little about yourself?

Danny: Sure. I'm a second year college student. I make about - I'm sorry, was that a gunshot?

Jason: No ,*bang bang* I live near a fireworks testing center.

Danny: .....okay anyway, I-

Goon: Boss we're surrounded!

Jason: I'm going to have to call you back Danny. Is this a good number?

Danny: Um yeah.

Enemy goon shouting: I'll kill you Red Hood!

Jason: *hangs up*

Danny staring at his phone in horror: I never told him my name.

Jazz: I told you the listing was too good to be true. Now we have Red Hood on our asses.

Danny crying: I'm sorry I have shit credit, Jazz. Not all of us knew to get a low limit secured credit card at 16!

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.

Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.

Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?

When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.

Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.

Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.

He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.

But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.

[fanficmaniatic]

TF one is out or something. Anyways, LOOK AT JAZZ SMILING AT SEEING HIS LITTLE DOOR WINGS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!

[truuskn]

i swear i will draw something normal with them but for now bear with my crack doodles and silly headcanons...

anyway. hear me out. awkward prowl makes sense. awkward prowl is cute. but i need more awkward jazz bc that is just so so funny to me. i mean...

i mean he flirts with his crush for thousands of years and then his crush suddenly does it back?? and he doesn't know what to do next??? all these years and he really hasn't once thought about what to do if prowl will decide to reciprocate his feelings??? and listen. jazz is always collected and confident, he is very very cool guy, he's able to find a way out of any situation, improvisation is his specialty... BUT sometimes even he can be caught off guard. and it happens so not often that in such moments he just turns into a deer in the headlights

[ask-one-jazz]

What relationship do you have with Prowl?

Me and Prowler? We're close! Wouldn't want anyone else watchin' my back!

[jazzyvlogs]

YOU.

For the art request….show me what YOU think Keith looks like! NOW! *lighting sound effect*

I CAN'T TELL YOU THE EVIL GIGGLE THAT ERUPTED FROM ME WHEN I SEEN THIS!!!

[quetzal-of-chaos]

Jazz,

You don't know who I am

But I know who you are

>:D

Jazz: Uh…. I think I should call Donnie…

Quetzal: No, don’t worry, that’s a friend of mine. You-

Donnie: I WAS SUMMONED???

Jazz: DONNIE!! :D

Quetzal: DUDE YOU SMASHED THROUGH MY FUCKING WALLS-

Live Quetzal reaction. 👆

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 329

Bruce was admittedly suspicious when Talia requests a meeting, and is admittedly still upset with the entire hiding Damian’s existence from him for literal years. But he also admits that he just… has to take a moment. 

“Run that by me again please?” He had to have misheard, right? Or gotten drugged by something maybe. 

Talia sighs, sounding just as tired as he felt. “Father’s tea supplier has moved to Gotham after an argument, and he wishes to discuss the agreement of him not entering the city- to speak with said vendor.” 

[whalesharkstho]

I PRESENT AN OFFERING FOR THE JAZZOP PLAYLIST CLOUD 9 BY BEACH BUNNY

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OBJECTIVELY CORRECT

[leafyeyes417]

Finger of God

(Title is a reference to a movie. Can anyone guess?)

Danny had been feeling on edge all day. The air felt different, almost like it was charged. The wind was decently strong, making your eyes water if you faced one direction too long. The sky was filled with light grey clouds, though there wasn’t any rain forecasted by Lance Thunder.

It was during Lunch hour that it happened. Danny had begged Sam and Tucker to stick near him that morning because he couldn’t help but feel like something was going to happen. Danny hadn’t paid much attention to the growing background roar, trying to focus on finding what ghostly threat was raising his hackles. He only snapped to outward attention upon hearing the building whine of the sirens, barely allowing him to grab his friends by the waist and make them intangible.

Then it was just darkness and screaming wind as the school building was destroyed around them. It felt like hours but what was only five minutes later the trio stood shellshocked, huddled together in the ruins. Danny flew them up out of the remains to see that Amity Park… was gone. And to their southwest was the biggest tornado they had ever seen.

Danny had always thought it would be a ghost who destroyed the city but he wasn’t prepared for pure natural weather. Only their two years of heroism gave them the ability to shove their shock to the side and try to find survivors. It was Tucker who finally suggested the Justice League. “We… don’t have the resources to save anyone even if there is any survivors. The hospital is gone.”

Sam stood there blanked faced, but nodded. Danny grimaced but agreed. “Tell them only about the tornado. Whatever was preventing us from reaching them before should be gone now but it may be magic of some sort that reacts to intentions and talking about ghosts may be blocked.”

Tucker nodded. At least they all had ecto-modded phones. It meant they didn’t have service problems.

[crispy-art-on-fire]

“He don’t love you no more” ahh scene /pos

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