#jazz answers

[ask-one-jazz]

Jazz, cats or dogs?

Like a cybercat and petrohound?

I prefer Cybercats

[quetzal-animations]

So jazz, I feel like we got off to the wrong start so have some muffins and chocy milk and tell yo man to maybe not fuck up anymore walls

(for quetz's sake okie?:D)

I'm in your walls. <3

Jazz: -too busy nomming the muffins to respond-

Quetzal: Don’t worry, Donnie and I had a TALK. It most likely won’t happen again. Especially since he now knows that there’s a door literally two feet down the hall from where he smashed through. Should’ve looked first.

Jazz: -happy nomming sounds-

Quetzal: I think he likes you now lol

[jazzyvlogs]

(I’m sorry I keep sending you asks I just really love ur blog and art/pos)

Art thing…draw Nick meeting Keith!!

No no no! Please ask as much as you want! I love doing this >:333

I pushed through this like a mother fucking goat bro.

Ellis struggles with eye contact during confrontation.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Hi, am I speaking to Petter Todd?

Jason: Yes. What is this regarding?

Danny: I saw your posting online for the house for rent, and I was wondering if it was still available?

Jason: Yes, it is. Can you tell me a little about yourself?

Danny: Sure. I'm a second year college student. I make about - I'm sorry, was that a gunshot?

Jason: No ,*bang bang* I live near a fireworks testing center.

Danny: .....okay anyway, I-

Goon: Boss we're surrounded!

Jason: I'm going to have to call you back Danny. Is this a good number?

Danny: Um yeah.

Enemy goon shouting: I'll kill you Red Hood!

Jason: *hangs up*

Danny staring at his phone in horror: I never told him my name.

Jazz: I told you the listing was too good to be true. Now we have Red Hood on our asses.

Danny crying: I'm sorry I have shit credit, Jazz. Not all of us knew to get a low limit secured credit card at 16!

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.

Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.

Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?

When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.

Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.

Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.

He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.

But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.

[fanficmaniatic]

TF one is out or something. Anyways, LOOK AT JAZZ SMILING AT SEEING HIS LITTLE DOOR WINGS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!

[truuskn]

i swear i will draw something normal with them but for now bear with my crack doodles and silly headcanons...

anyway. hear me out. awkward prowl makes sense. awkward prowl is cute. but i need more awkward jazz bc that is just so so funny to me. i mean...

i mean he flirts with his crush for thousands of years and then his crush suddenly does it back?? and he doesn't know what to do next??? all these years and he really hasn't once thought about what to do if prowl will decide to reciprocate his feelings??? and listen. jazz is always collected and confident, he is very very cool guy, he's able to find a way out of any situation, improvisation is his specialty... BUT sometimes even he can be caught off guard. and it happens so not often that in such moments he just turns into a deer in the headlights

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 329

Bruce was admittedly suspicious when Talia requests a meeting, and is admittedly still upset with the entire hiding Damian’s existence from him for literal years. But he also admits that he just… has to take a moment. 

“Run that by me again please?” He had to have misheard, right? Or gotten drugged by something maybe. 

Talia sighs, sounding just as tired as he felt. “Father’s tea supplier has moved to Gotham after an argument, and he wishes to discuss the agreement of him not entering the city- to speak with said vendor.” 

[ask-one-jazz]

What relationship do you have with Prowl?

Me and Prowler? We're close! Wouldn't want anyone else watchin' my back!

[quetzal-animations]

Jazz,

You don't know who I am

But I know who you are

>:D

Jazz: Uh…. I think I should call Donnie…

Quetzal: No, don’t worry, that’s a friend of mine. You-

Donnie: I WAS SUMMONED???

Jazz: DONNIE!! :D

Quetzal: DUDE YOU SMASHED THROUGH MY FUCKING WALLS-

Live Quetzal reaction. 👆

[jazzyvlogs]

YOU.

For the art request….show me what YOU think Keith looks like! NOW! *lighting sound effect*

I CAN'T TELL YOU THE EVIL GIGGLE THAT ERUPTED FROM ME WHEN I SEEN THIS!!!

[whalesharkstho]

I PRESENT AN OFFERING FOR THE JAZZOP PLAYLIST CLOUD 9 BY BEACH BUNNY

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OBJECTIVELY CORRECT

[crispy-art-on-fire]

I adore and treasure how bliztop and shockjazz are just two autobots pulling bad bitches like damn one's a powerful triple-changer who is insane (in general and FOR Op) and another is a scary shapeshifter who can and will turn someone into a puppet/destroy an entire fraction slowly to have a whole family. Do Optimus and Jazz ever just sit down for a drink and be like ...whoa? O.O

ps I imagine if the day shockjazz 'accidentally' have a sparkling together, the War just takes a break because Shockwave cannot have that in the background

Post-Calculated Love they have support meetings of "in a relationship with a Decepticon" in order to deal with habits that make others look at them like they're going to die. (Blitzwing conflict resolution being "fight to the death" while Shockwave is. Himself.)

Also that is so true ShockJazz sparkling is gonna grow up in peace times and Primus help anyone who tries to stir the pot.

[shrimpscream]

YOOOO YOUR COLOR SWAP DESIGNS SLAPS THEY ARE SO COOL!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH VERY NICE WORK <333333333

Thanks!

(Jazz had the idea. Wanted to do some cute couples activity. Matching paint job counts jk? Prowl only agreed bc he’s interesting in seeing how the spatial awareness of other bots is. Secretly thinks the idea is really cute tho)

[archie-sunshine]

HI ARCHIE I HOPE YOU ARE SO WELL!!! first time requesting anything um... if it tickles your fancy i would like to perhaps request some jazzop?? pretty please?? i'll draw you somethn silly in return all i ask is you have some fun with jazz n op if your heart so desires xoxo <3

ik youre more of a tf one fellow, but i couldnt for the life of me find a pic of jazz tf one in my browser and i was too lazy to look on pinterest so here they are

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

i started watching this blacksmith on youtube and because of the brain worms now i’m imagining blacksmith youtuber lbh (mbj and shl also work at the shop but mbj never appears fully on camera bc he thinks it’s stupid)

sqh handles the boring shit like contracts and payroll and taxes and shit. he only ever refers to his workplace as ‘the shop’ so sy assumes he works at like a mechanic or something

sy finds lbh on yt and he’s so normal about the blacksmith with his thick arms and wicked smile and eyes like stars and his thick, wavy hair hair tied up tight (he always puts it up at the beginning of the video and its sy’s favorite part; he always gets excited when it happens—because blacksmithing is so cool and he’s excited to see them work!!!

then he takes it down at the end of the video and it’s shen yuans second favorite part for absolutely no reason, except that it’s good to see luo binghe relax after working so hard)

anyway sy shows the channel to sqh and sqh is like ‘no way i remember that video, lbh almost broke his arm with that bullshit’ and sy’s like ‘???????????? fuck you mean’

and that’s how he gets a standing invite to the endless abyss to hang out during sqh’s lunch breaks. it only takes two weeks for sqh to be abandoned entirely so sy and lbh can make moon eyes at each other