#jay jay jay jay

[melodyatlas]

jason and tim being too emotionally constipated to admit feelings so instead they do their own fucked up courting rituals of

forcing themselves into each others cases

snarking to each other about bruces faults

staring at each others mouths

telling each other to fuck off and pressing closer into each others personal space instead

[the-eyeless-watcher]

put floors in my house, so i stole some and painted jay on it

[2facehusband]

literally just cum inside me and don’t pull out. and just when i think we're done, you should start moving again, growling and panting into my neck, rutting into me like an animal. drag my hips up so you can get a better angle to fuck into and maybe you snarl god, fuck, your cunt as you cum again, shuddering the whole way. by the time you’re done with me my hole is dripping and im almost crying into the bed with how good it all feels

[madamshogunassassin]

[mythweaverarts]

Ok ok but this is Telemachus

And this is Odysseus

Right?

Edit: Tumblr wtf where did my reblogs go

Edit edit: fixed!

[caleohateclub]

"When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?"

[boimgfrog]

Boyfriend called me like "hey....I think I saw a spoiler for delicious in dungeon.." and I was like aww that sucks what was it? Thinking it was like laios being king or something, and this boy says, "yeah, apparently chilchuck like...is in love with senshi?" And I hate to say it I really do but I laughed in that man's face until I couldn't breathe

[omg-snakes]

My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled

[melodyatlas]

jason is so incapable of being Chill about sex but he doesnt want tim to think hes needy so he goes too far in the other direction in an attempt to seem less obsessed. unfortunately for jason, it ends up making him go So Rough with tim, tim still ends up thinking jason is obsessed with him, he just thinks its in a hatefuck way and not in a 'i would knock you up in a heartbeat if i could pls be my partner and stay with me forever'

[i-know-how-my-story-ends]

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

[2facehusband]

“you talk about blowjobs a lot” yeah cause like imagine cock in your mouth. down your throat. someone murmuring good boy, that’s it, you were made for this, weren’t you? made to take my cock so well while you sit there in a haze of pleasure, just letting yourself be used. someone fucking your mouth real slow, one hand in your hair to control the pace (which is almost torturously slow, they want to take their time). and when they finally, finally speed up they say, breathless, i’m gonna cum, darling, take it, take it all and you whimper as best as you can with your mouth so full and maybe they laugh, just a little breathless chuckle at how eager you are. and then they’re moaning and burying themselves in your mouth and cumming down your throat and they don’t let you up until they’re finished. fuckin of course i talk about it

[pnwander]

steller's jay

[yuumei-art]

Stargazer~ Inspired by the Steller's Jays that have been nesting under my roof <3

Timelapse

Baby Birds Tax

[javacad0]

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.