#jay irl

[jayysnotjoyful]

my wife made me a ldsnaillady and over been walking around with it all day

[lacefuneral]

yey

[darthdaddi]

Day drinking bc of election results? Yeah... 🙂‍↕️

[jay-drinks-gasoline]

missing pieces are everywhere, it takes a wise soul to appreciate what's there

-me

[jay-drinks-gasoline]

i cant put images in tags, and yea my dumbass has tried

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[ohgreat-moretapes]

Not sure if this would help you, but something that helps with my visual hallucinations is using my phone camera to check if something is real or not!

...

What does it mean when it makes them worse...?

-Tim

[draculavian]

Day 19-27 of birdtober 2024 [list by @/aholmesartstudio on Instagram]

Brown pelican ☆ Greater roadrunner ☆ Rufous hummingbird

Green jay ☆ Painted bunting ☆ American goldfinch

Cedar waxwing ☆ Red tailed hawk ☆ Steller's sea eagle

[r0ttenpups-stuff]

guys. pspsps. bray

+ ref

alex : stop making out in my car

bri : stop being jealous ;)

[jayysnotjoyful]

cat

If you like cats a lot send me a photo of your cat

or your friends cat

or a stock photo of a cat

[jaimemes]

obsessed with a post i just saw of someone saying that you shouldn’t be a psychic specialist if you aren’t psychic. and ignoring the very obvious reasons this is an abysmal take, i NEED to know what sort of world OP is living in. you can’t be a water specialist unless you can breathe underwater. you can’t be a steel specialist unless you’re a robot. could you fucking imagine.

[ahalliance]

rapid fire french rayou strikes again (transcript below the cut)

[Video transcript:

[ENG] Etoiles: I— I’m speedrunning it [Mario Party], but it’s like—

[FR] Etoiles: The next person to bust my balls by saying, ‘he’s going to miss the Ascension [French competitive event happening this Saturday 28/10]’ even though my plane is at six PM, you bunch of morons, it’s not because ZeratoR [Ascension event organiser] said once that I’d miss my plane that I will miss my plane, because what you guys don’t understand is that a plane doesn’t get missed if you arrive three hours in advance, and the last time I missed the plane was because my corresponding flight was one hour and a half [late]!

[ENG] Etoiles: I was just saying to my chat that I love them :)

Tina: Awhhh

Foolish: See, once again I have a feeling maybe that wasn’t—

End Video Transcript.]

[jayysnotjoyful]

theatre today @itsvae10

[lacefuneral]

evening

[jay-drinks-gasoline]

[pokecare]

How to Pet each Eeveelution

eevee: everywhere. forehead scritchies for SURE. get your hands in the fluffy mane and tail and you know the belly is fluffy too

jolteon: dont hurt yourself on the spines! it dislikes its paws being touched so i would scratch its face and ears and under the chin for optimal pets

flareon: extremely fluffy, long fur but if you pet it for too long it may get too hot so pat it gently and lightly to avoid burning your hands

umbreon: very short fur (OOC: similar to a horse) doesnt like pets on its ears or tail. back is most optimal for pets

leafeon: be very gentle if petting on the leaves! otherwise pets and scratches like a dog are acceptable everywhere else . might enjoy a belly rub.

sylveon: pet downwards like a cat. gentle face scritches acceptable. you can hold its ribbons gently like a paw if you would like (it will be able to sense your emotions if you touch its ribbons)

glaceon: dont pet for too long lest you freeze your hands! the tail, crest, and paws are colder than the main body so avoid petting there, light short pets on the back and head are acceptable. very smooth body (OOC: similar to a seal.)

espeon: VERY fine short fur almost like peach fuzz, does not enjoy being pet for too long but you may pet/rub its face and ears (avoid touching its gem) and it might enjoy a belly rub if it trusts you

vaporeon: will make a wet slap like slapping a slime if you pat it. has a tendency to melt slightly if very contented with petting. has a smooth body like a seal and can be pet anywhere that isnt fins (ears included). gently slapping its back or belly is very funny would recommend

[darthdaddi]

Here is my pic with Hayden guys! He was super sweet (as always) this is how it went.

Hayden: hello, how are you?

Me: Hi, I made this for you *hands him the bracelet I made*

Hayden: Oh! For me? Very sweet

Me: (probably blushing and awkward as we were told to pose) Can we do a hug?

Hayden: let's do a big hug! *Pulls me in for a hug*

AND THATS BASICALLY ALL I REMEMBER. He was so nice and really warm lol. (he grew his scruff for me obviously 🙄) and before anyone asks, no I couldn't tell what he smelled like, he didn't really have a scent LMAO. It was such a surreal moment for me, when I saw him my heart was in my ass 😭. But honestly the BEST interaction I've had by far.