#jawn morgan

[morbidbabii]

𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔶

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ 𝟞𝟞𝟞 ☾༓･*˚⁺‧͙

[gremlin-boah]

✨Nothing ✨

[morgstny]

I dunno if I’m a sick and twisted cyclepath or what but the idea of Arthur relenting to John’s constant pleas to finally be able to fuck him just for John to jizz .5 seconds after the first thrust is something extremely personal to me

[lipstickstainedreid]

Jet nap, Spencer Reid oneshot

First oneshot i wrote, I also just got my wisdom tooth taken out so I might be delirious rn

fluffy oneshot, no cw, sfw

1429 words

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It was a long couple of days figuring out the last case. Finally, you are in the comfortable seats of the jet. You sit down on the grey couch and stretch your legs. Jawing you realise just how tired you are. 

Morgan, Prentis and JJ are already deep in conversation sitting at the table. 

Hotch and Rossi swiftly follow. Rossi quickly sits down to scribble something in his notebook while Hotch goes to tell the pilot to take off. 

Reid comes in last, he seems deep in thought. His eyes snap up to yours. You give him a small smile. His long legs clad in dark brown pants stride the short distance across the plane. 

“May I?” He points to the empty seat on the couch beside you. 

You nod stifling another jawn. 

As he sits down you notice the small distance between you. The soft brush of his knee against yours sends small tingles down your spine. 

Reid bends down to rummage through his leather bag. A red paperback is fished from the satchel. He scooches a little to get comfortable and opens the book. 

You can practically feel the heat from his body with how close he is sitting. He has to be doing this on purpose you think to yourself. Of course, he could just not be noticing it. But a guy like Spence? who is so aware of germs and won’t let anybody share his drink. It is almost suspicious. 

“Whatcha reading?” 

“Hm?” The boy next to you furrows his brown turning to you. 

“Sign Of Four from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.”

You reach out your hand. He marks the page before passing you the book. You look at the cover and read the back. 

“Looks cool.”

He gives you a little nod. Usually, you guys can talk for hours about anything and everything but there is a blanket of tiredness falling over the entire jet now that you’ve taken off. Even the trio at the table is simmering down. 

Reid opens the book again, but, you interrupt. “Spence, can I read with you? I didn’t bring anything.” You smile apologetically. 

He gives you a little confused look. 

You practically melt at how sweet he looks. His hazel eyes studying your face, trying to find out if you’re serious.

He is a colleague, you have to find a way to get rid of this crush. Ever since you started at the BAU the tall man caught your attention. Sure, it was awkward at first. He barely talked to you. Over time you slowly warmed up to you and you now consider him one of your best friends. 

Still, he is your coworker and you can’t have a crush on him. Especially not when you work with the best profilers in the country. How nobody mentioned it to you yet is a wonder. 

Reid seems to have made up his mind. 

“Yeah of course.” His voice slightly cracks near the end of his sentence. He gulps and moves as close as possible without actually touching you. He moves his arms so the book is now held between you two. 

“Thanks!” You smile gratefully at him and you are sure a small blush is creeping up his face that wasn’t there before. 

You turn back to face the book. 

Just before you can read a full sentence the page gets turned. You quickly pick up reading but before you’re even halfway through the page Spencer does it again.

“Spence…” You sigh “Can you please wait a little before turning the page?”

“But I finished reading it?”

“Yeah I know but, I need a little bit longer. Not everybody is a super genius” You joke. 

Both of you start to read the next page and you can tell Reid is waiting longer for you to finish. You give him a little hum of acknowledgement so that he can turn the page.

You two keep reading about the adventures of Sherlock Homes. 

Your eyes start feeling heavy. You lazily keep reading the words while slumping a little into the couch. 

Detective Holmes is running around the streets of London, looking for clues. The sound of his dress shoes echoing in the small alleyway. You halt mid-alley when the man in front of you does too. Sherlock bends down to pick something up. 

“Is she asleep?”

You hear the voice clear as day, except the mouth of the detective didn’t move.

“I…” 

You look around trying to figure out who’s talking.

“I think so, she just put her head down.”

Wait, you know that voice. That’s Reid. 

You slowly open your eyes, blinking against the light. 

“Pretty boy getting some action.” Morgans's voice taunts the young doctor.

You lift your head, rubbing your eyes. 

“Hey,”  Spence softly says next to you, “we just landed.”

Once you fully sit up with your eyes open you can see Derek making kissing faces at Reid while he walks out. 

Everybody seemed to have already left. It is just you and Reid on the jet.

“Did I fall asleep?” You ask

Spencer chuckles a little, trying to put his hair behind his ear. “Yeah after about five minutes you passed out on my shoulder.”

Oh no, it was already bad enough that you couldn’t stop staring at Spencer, but this set in stone that you are way more into him than you should be as colleagues. Everybody on the plane saw it as well. You could already hear Derek bullying you. 

And poor Spence, he must’ve been so uncomfortable having you all against him. 

You can feel your entire body flushing red.

“Spencer, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.” 

The man’s gaze softens.  “y/n it’s okay, you were tired.”

“I know, but still, I know how you don’t like people touching you.” You quickly start packing your stuff to leave. 

“Really y/n I didn’t mind,” He looks away nervously “Some people I like having closer than others.” 

“That’s sweet Spence.” You smile at him when he looks back at you. 

You both get up to leave the jet. Even though Spencer was okay with everything. You still couldn’t really ignore what Derek was saying. Why was he making kissing noises at you? 

it probably would be best to let it be, still, some insecurities came up. 

“What was Morgan talking about?” You ask while making your way to the bullpen to get your last stuff. 

Spencer looks like he saw a ghost. 

“Oh..erm,” He starts fixing his clothes. “Nothing really… he was making a joke.”

His nervousness gives you a little hope. Maybe you can push him a little further.

“What about?”

You see the man next to you gulp. “About someone, he knows I like, but we don’t need to talk about it it’s not like she would like me anyway and even if she did it wouldn’t be responsible because…” He starts to ramble.

“Spence,” you chuckle a little while you grab his arm. He stops walking in the middle of a hallway. The taller man is looking everywhere except at you. His cheeks and ears flushed red. 

Could this really be, you think to yourself, the doctor Spencer Reid has a crush on you, Y/n Y/l/n?

You’re stomach is doing flips, but you need to be sure before you not only put your friendship but also potentially your job on the line.

“Why wouldn’t it be responsible?” You coo, eyes fluttering up at him.

“Well, according to FBI regulations, two agents can only be in a relationship if they share the same position. So, that results in not being able to get promoted. That is not even considering what would happen to the team if you didn’t like me back. 

Your chest erupts into butterflies when you hear the last sentence. Reids' eyes widen when he realises what he said. He is about to start to ramble again. 

You stand on your tiptoes and grab his shirt to pull him down a little. You press your lips on him to shut him up. 

His hands slowly make their way to your waist. It’s a little awkward and sweet. Just like Spencer. Fireworks erupt in your chest. You pull away a little.

“I like you too Spence.” You murmur against his lips. You feel him smile against your lips as he kisses you again. 

You didn’t expect your first kiss with Spencer to be in the middle of a hallway in the FBI building, but with him it’s perfect.

[frantzadia2023]

Is that… Jawn Morgan?

[dinomorph-kaiju]

is morgan and morgan really local to here? i just thought they were being annoying w/ the jawn morgan ads

Yeah! I just Googled to double-check! Haha

[shadowfishtank]

This one’s doubling down on the “jawn” thing. Now they’re making fun of the Philadelphians talk? Here is my anti “jawn Morgan” piece. Available as a sticker and on tshirts and merch. #philly #philadelphia #jawn http://Www.Etsy.com/shop/bobdix ******* https://etsy.me/3CiJ94k ***** https://www.teepublic.com/user/bobdix (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm9_iTRpfgU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[polarautismbomb]

apparently this same Florida-based lawyer has billboards in Philadelphia that call him "Jawn Morgan" and everyone fucking hates them

I once went to where "you know I had to do it to em" was taken, now it was time to go to the coordinates of xkcd 240

[paulpingminho]

[miafic]

mia characters on tumblr and what they use it for:

morgan is here for the shitposts

bunny runs a blog all about rabbits. some kind of bunniesdaily type thing but his url is like “ilovebunnies” or maybe the names of his 3 bunnies that he had when he was younger and he just posts rabbits. all the time. all sizes, all colors, all ages. videos, pictures, drawings. what would be cool is if he amassed a giant following and didnt even realize. one day he clicks the tab and sees that 17,000 people are following him and he’s like WHAT

shane is on ED tumblr :/// he does a food diary on a sideblog and his main is thinspo :( but he posts kpop too sometimes (but in all fairness, to him they’re kinda similar :/) 

i could see zakk having an aesthetic blog where he also occasionally posts thirst trap pics that don’t fit his instagram 

jawn has a blog that he abandons for months at a time and then randomly comes back to. he reblogs a bunch of fandom content over the span of a week about whatever he’s into at the moment and then leaves again til he gets into something else 

[brontios-helm]

Red Dead Redemption 2: Visiting Hours

[dutchalicious]

My boss keeps giving me and my coworkers a lot of grief for taking sick days because he’s understaffed (I had the flu and now my coworker has it). So now my coworker and I have decided we’re dressing up as Arthur and John for Halloween and going to work like that

[rattlingbrainbox]

This game is so embedded in my mind, I started thirsting over this random poster I saw when I was out today. Hahahaha

[consultwithmouse]

And here

[postpunkindustrial]

@djripley

“I dj'd as an opener for the interesting but flawed (wholly white) "Sisters with transistors" documentary. I made a week long series of innovative BIPOC women who deserve recognition- on my instagram/djripley , and made a bumping live set aimed at a crowd in a park who would be watching the movie.”

Tracklist: 1. Nilüfer Ormanli - Art of Dying 2. Lila Tirando a Violeta - Flores & El Mar 3. Splice - Turn on your FRBs 4. Dat Garcia - El Amor Me Entra en Sonidos 5. Zairah - WATER 6. -ill-esha - Dark Passenger 7. AYA - babylos ( bey x hmw ) 8. Beat Kitty - Nonsense- 9. Betty Davis - Anti Love Song 10. MUTAMASSIK - commandjump! 11. Dokkebi Q - Dalston Imperfection 12. La Dame Blanche - Lista 13. DEBBY FRIDAY - RUNNIN 14. Bjork - Hidden Place (Illexxandra Remix)- 15. Isa GT - Melo Komo (Esa Mi Pau Remix) 16. Gingee - Sun Baked 2 17. Pana Li - Violet Red 18. SOPHIE - Faceshopping 19. Missy Elliot - She's a B_tch (Falcons RMX) 20. Niniola - Look Like Me (Original Mix) 21. Manuka Honey - COME 22. Nicolette - No Government- 23. Badsista and teto preto- gasolina (badsista remix) 24. Suzi Analogue - Wildflowrr 25. sepha - Are U That Somebody (Club Breaks Remix) 26. PlayPlay x Bored Lord - Witchcraft 27. Tygapaw x Kala - master werk XXX 28. Tierra Whack - Clones 29. 33EMYBW - Adam Bank (Lechuga Zafiro Remix) 30. DUCKY - Ciara2step- 31. Karol Conka - Boa Noite- 32. Anna Morgan - Mi Gyal Dem 33. don jawn & cristiña - $ DAME TU DINERO $ 34. JADALAREIGN - CALL ME (JUNGLE EDIT)- 35. Ajazent - In These Streets 36. DJ RAP - INTELLIGENT WOMAN feat Outlaw Candy 37. Ilyah & Ltd. Candy - Machines And Ghosts

[platonic-tony-stark]

Reid: *jawns*

Garcia: aww just like a baby dino

Morgan: at this point I don't even wanna know