#jataro yaps

[percival-the-slothful]

HI, I'm Jataro Kemuri! A lot of people have the misconception that I had a like kiddie crush on Junko. NO DEAR GOD, she was a mother figure to me. Also, I'm mixed! Asian + black, my dad was black, and my mom was Asian. Me having a few black features is another reason my mom hid me besides her not wanting a child in the first place ☺️ fun fun

GASP ALSO ALSO, there was a 6th warrior. Their name was Yukino Toriumi, I think, and they were the lil ultimate music/Archer class. Ok, I'm done

hey fictionfolk, whats something you want others to know about you?

something fandom usually gets wrong. something fans dont think about. something source didnt get quite right. just a random fun fact. anything goes!!!

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Chapter 1: The Party of Hope and the Hangover of Despair. Day 3

DING DONG BING BONG

“Masaru, quit having a-” Nagisa sighed as the boy was seemingly still crouched in the corner with his head in his hands, the rest of the Teachers were sitting on the couch with a drink. “Nevermind, it is now 8 AM, head to the cafeteria for breakfast,”

“I have no comments to make,” Kotoko blankfaced.

Jataro raised his oversized sleeve. “I-”

“Shut up,”

“Sorry…”

“Those guys are so weird…” Kaede said after she got out of bed. The Pianist stretched, and then left her room, and went straight to the Dining Hall, she encountered Shuichi in the hallway outside of it!

“Hey Shuichi!” Kaede waved at the man who seemed to be staring off into space as he walked.

“Ah, hello Kaede, how are uh, how are you doing?”

“Pretty well, way better ever since Monokuma’s been dead n’ all,” Kaede giggled as the two reached the Dining Hall. “You ready for that thing we planned?”

“I’ve been pretty ready for it since we decided on a time,” Shuichi said.

Kaede smiled as she and the Detective entered the Dining Hall, both sitting next to Tsumugi who was at the far end of the table.

“Hey Mugi!”

“Oh, hi Kaede!” Tsumugi smiled at the girl next to her. “What do you think’s gonna happen when we get to the Library?”

“That’s… kinda Shuichi’s question to answer, heh,” Kaede chuckled nervously.

“Y-Yeah, I don’t think the Mastermind will access the hidden door, but I have a plan in case they do,”

“Great! I’m sure whatever it is, it’ll be good,” Kaede smiled at the lightly flustered boy.

“Th-Thanks,”

“You’re welcome, Shuichi,”

“That is a plainly smart idea,” Tsumugi added. “I guess you’ll tell us your plan if the door ends up being used then?”

“Of course, yeah,” The Detective nodded.

“I can’t wait to see your investigation skills in action again!” Kaede smiled again. “You’ll reveal the truth behind who put us here,”

Shuichi lowered his hat, refusing to look Kaede in the eyes as she finished her sentence. “Yeah… the truth,”

“Hm? What’s wrong Shu-”

BANG

The whole cafeteria turned to see what made the noise, and much to everyone’s horror it was Monokuma!

…Wearing a weird cat cosplay including two burning orbs at his sides.

“Nyan, I have returned to this world in the form of a powerful Yokai, nyan,”

“That’s the worst cosplay I’ve ever seen!” Tsumugi exclaimed, with the most anger Kaede had ever seen on the woman’s rage. More anger than a 40 year old when her coupons aren’t valid.

“Monokuma, you know you aren’t as a real Yokai, right?” Korekiyo asked. “Furthermore, you’re confusing Yokai with Ghosts. Yokai covers a whole range of monsters, and creatures within Japanese folklore,”

Monokuma sat there in annoyed silence, the cosplay instantly came off and the bear began yelling. “My God! Can’t I have any fun around here without you damn kids yapping about ‘historical accuracy’ and ‘cultural appropriation’!”

“I mentioned neither of those topics,” Korekiyo said.

“Monokuma’s alive?” Kaito yelped like he’d seen the scariest thing in his entire life… which to be fair this was probably up there.

“I- we saw you die!” Kaede pointed at the bear.

“Oh yeah, that,” Monokuma looked upwards. “There’s a machine in this academy that can make another one of me instantly!” The bear chuckled as Shuichi quirked an eyebrow, before going back to his usual moping and being antisocial.

“Th-That’s impossible!” Miu accused.

Kokichi chuckled. “Of course the person who made it would know, I’m still suggesting we keep her tied up in the bathroom!”

“Wh-Where all the women here are bottomless? I-I’d be so vulnerable!” Miu moaned almost too hard to completely ignore… almost.

“It appears the Killing Game is continuing,” Kirumi shook her head slowly.

“That it is, Ms. Tojo… Tojo, why does that feel familiar?” Monokuma looked at the teenage Maid with confusion, who in contrast to her professional demeanour began to sweat just a little, just a few tint droplets of sweat.

“Probably just a coincidence,” Rantaro quite literally waved away the tension. “Sucks the Killing Game’s still going,”

“That’s the understatement of the century, heh” Ryoma chuckled.

“That mean, we still trapped here?” Gonta said.

Monokuma sighed. “Of course you’re still trapped here, big guy, killing is the only way outta here!”

“Bullshit, I bet you’re just saying that so we’ll kill each other,” Kaito smirked as he looked down at the bear. “Well I ain’t fallin’ for it,”

“Maybe you aren’t, but with the first blood perk you can go home right away with no trial!” Monokuma chuckled. “Puhuhu, it must be hard to resist the urge, right?”

“Shut up!”

“Ahh! So mean!” Monokuma complained. “I’m only saying what everyone’s thinking, puhuhu,”

Before Kaito could comment again, the bear had left the room, leaving the 16 students with nothing but tense silence to occupy themselves.

“Well,” Ryoma spoke up. “If anyone wants to get outta here just let me know, I don’t got anything to live for-”

“Don’t say that, Ryoma,” Kaede chastised. “We all need to survive this, or else we’re just playing into Monokuma’s hands. We all need to have each other to live for, or else-”

“Don’t you remember the tunnel, Kaede?” Maki quirked an eyebrow as she got up from her seat. “Some stupid speech isn’t gonna work this time,”

“H-Huh?” Kaede mumbled.

“You heard me, not all of us are as self centred as you to try to play the hero,” Maki grumbled as she left the Dining Hall. Kaede balled her fists in anger, but managed to get rid of it with a deep sigh.

“I’ll talk to her,” Kaito reassures as he leaves the Dining Hall.

“I’m sure Maki means nothing by it,” Tsumugi reassured. “She’s probably just grumpy…”

“That’s no reason to take it out on me, or anyone else for that matter, ugh!” Kaede grumbled.

“I agree, maybe you should talk to her later?” Shuichi suggested.

“Maybe,” Kaede mused. “We have more important stuff right now though,”

“Oh yeah the library, I nearly forgot… how embarrassing,” Tsumugi pouted.

“Right, let’s check that out,” Shuichi said. “I-If the door was used we’ll move into step two of my plan,”

“Sounds good, Shuichi!” Kaede smiled as the three got up and left for the library.

---

They didn’t encounter anyone on their way to the musty, dusty library, so dusty that it still made Tsumugi cough a little as the three entered, poor girl.

Shuichi walked towards the bookshelf door, the two women standing behind him. He opened the bookshelf, and turned his eyes to the card reader.

“No dust, that means this room was used, right?” Kaede said.

“Yeah… I think the Mastermind went in here to bring back Monokuma,” Shuichi mused. “Considering this is the only door of this nature I know of, it may lead to a control room,”

“That plain makes sense,” Tsumugi said.

Kaede’s smile got wider as she patted a now flushed Shuichi on the back. “Yeah, that’s a really good deduction, Shuichi; you shouldn’t doubt your detective abilities if you can figure out stuff like this,”

“I-It’s really nothing, plus I don’t really have much of a way to confirm my theory right now,” Shuichi said, Kaede pouted at his refusal to acknowledge how cool he was, but let him keep talking. “I do have a plan to… catch the Mastermind though,”

“Really?” Tsumugi said, an excited look on her face.

“You’re cute when you’re excited,” Kaede giggled, Tsumugi blushed as the Pianist turned to face Shuichi. “What’s the plan, Shuichi?”

“Well, I want to set up hidden cameras in the Library, one at each entrance, and one at the hidden door,” Shuichi looked upwards, directing the other two’s sight towards a vent above a bookcase right to the left of the hidden camera. “That could be a good spot for it,”

“That sounds pretty good, Shuichi!” Kaede smiled.

“That’d just plain work, but…” Tsumugi trailed off. “How would we get the cameras to go off when they see something?”

“Ah, well I was thinking of getting Miu’s help, her Lab just opened up recently, so I assume she’ll be able to make them,”

“A-Ah, Miu…” Tsumugi looked down a little.

Kaede sighed, the vulgar girl didn’t really spark the best feelings within her. “I guess if we have no other option, where do you think she is?”

“She spends a lot of time in the Dining Hall, so probably there,” Shuichi said. “We should gather the materials from the Warehouse first, though,”

“That’s right!”

“Hopefully it’s nothing too heavy, I’m like Chiyo-Chan in PE when I have to carry stuff…” Tsumugi pouted.

---

The group made their way into the cold, grey warehouse.

“Alright: we’ll need disposable cameras, duct tape, and sensors,” Shuichi pointed to the general direction of the objects needed as he stood near a box of metal shot put balls.

“On it, c’mon Mugi!” Kaede linked her arm with the once again blushing cosplayer (She really had a temperature problem, jeez) as she practically dragged her further into the Warehouse.

“Duct tape, duct tape, duct tape…” Kaede mused as she scanned the shelves of the warehouse. “Hey Mugi, have you found all the other stuff?”

“Mhm,” Tsumugi nodded as she revealed the three cameras, a reciever and the sensors in her hands.

“Nice! We’ll be getting to setting these babies up in no time!” Kaede smiled. “You’re doing a really good job, Mugi!”

“I-It’s nothing, really,” Tsumugi waved the compliment away, Kaede pouted, no one knew how tired she was of hearing that exact sentence.

“It is something, jeez!” Kaede chastised. “Helping is helping, no matter how little you think it is, okay?”

“Huh?”

“Say it!” Kaede’s grumpy look got grumpier.

“Ehm… me helping is helping, no matter how little I think I’m doing,”

Kaede judged the statement for a moment, before shrugging. “Good enough for now, but I want you to be more confident in the future, okay?” she put her hand on Tsumugi’s shoulder.

“Uh… Uh… okay!” Tsumugi smiled.

“Good! Now you just gotta practice, practice, practice!” Kaede smiled back at the Cosplayer.

It didn’t take much longer to find the duct tape. The two women walked back to Shuichi, Tsumugi with a bit more pep in her step than usual.

“Thank you, now all we need to do today is talk to Miu…” Shuichi mumbled.

Kaede breathed a long breath. “Alright, let’s just… do this, do this, she’s not that bad,”

“Ehm… she kinda is that bad,”

“Now’s not the time, Mugi,”

Kaede handed Shuichi the materials for the cameras.

“Oh, and Shuichi!”

“Ah, yeah Kaede?”

Kaede smiled at the Detective. “I’m glad that you’re taking a leadership role in this, you’re doing a really good job!”

“A-Ah it’s-”

“It’s something,” Kaede pouted. “If you say ‘it’s nothing’ again I’ll be real mad at you,”

“A-Ah, sorry!”

Kaede sighed. “That’s better I guess, but I want you to be more confident in yourself too. This is a really good plan you’ve put together!”

“I-I’ll try,”

“Good, that’s a start,” Kaede smiled. “Now, let’s go get Miu to make us these automatic cameras!”

The three burst into the Dining Hall, encountering Miu instantly.

“What the fuck are you three in a hurry for? You havin’ a threesome with emo boy and forget your condo-”

“Miu, shut up we need your help,” Kaede said.

“Eeeek!”

Shuichi cleared his throat. “Kaede could’ve said it nicer, but we need you to make cameras that automatically take a picture when they detect something,” The man paced around the room as he explained. “We’d need it very soon,”

“Oh, well that’s- fuck no!” Miu yelled. “That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard, you should be glad-”

“God, Miu, would you just shut up?” Miu squealed as Kaede yelled at her. “I’m sorry,” The Pianist quickly covered her mouth.

“I-I-”

“Listen, Miu, we just need these. We’ll do anything you want,” Kaede quickly switched gears, getting on her knees and literally begging for Miu’s help, “Please!”

“A-A-Anything?”

“That’s what I said, right?” Kaede smiled up at the Inventor.

“W-Well, uh… gimme a hug, I-I wanna feel how pathetic your tits are!” And right back to the vulgarity, nice Miu was like a five year old playing Circus Gallop perfectly; the most rare thing known to man.

Kaede looked at the inventor utterly confused, she still accepted the offer, obviously. “O-Okay then,”

She uncomfortably wrapped her arms around the inventor, trying very hard to ignore the moan she let out as Kaede properly hugged her.

“Oh yeah, oh yeah that’s good~”

Kaede wanted to ask Miu not to make it weird, but, if this was any other women she wouldn’t mind that, so she didn’t.

The awkward hug went on for what felt like hours, even though it had only went for about 30 seconds.

“Okay, Kaeidiot, you can stop now,” Kaede breathed a sigh of relief as she let go of Miu. “I’ll have your shitty cameras done by tomorrow… afternoon,” The inventor snatched the materials out of Shuichi’s hands, excluding the receiver.

“Th-Thank you Miu!” Shuichi waved goodbye as the woman presumably left for her Ultimate Lab.

“You’re doing us a really big favour!” Tsumugi added.

“That hug wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be!”

The three heard Miu’s usual laughter as she left the room. “See ya around, fucktards, I expect a whole ass party as thanks for this little project,”

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“She could’ve just said ‘you’re welcome,’” Kaede crossed her arms.

“That… wouldn’t be Miu though, that’d be some kind of Demonic Paradise Skinwalker,”

“I don’t get the reference, but that was probably funny,” Kaede smiled.

Shuichi smiled too at the two women. “Alright, now we just wait until tomorrow; I guess you’ve got the rest of the day to yourselves,”

“Oh yeah, hey Mugi, wanna hang out again?” Kaede beamed. “I had a lot of fun with the nail painting,” The Pianist showed off her nails, which made Tsumugi flush a little.

“A-Ah, about that; I actually planned to hang out with Rantaro today,”

“Fair, fair,” Kaede teasingly pointed a finger at her friend. “He better not steal you away from me,”

Tsumugi smiled and blushed. “Oh, I promise he won’t, ehehe,”

“Well, see you around Tsumugi!”

“Bai bai!”

“I also have to go, Kaede, I’ll be planning out where I’m putting the cameras today,” Shuichi explained.

“Sounds good, good luck with it, and…” Kaede held Shuichi’s hand while looking him in the eyes with a look that was both intense and friendly. “Be more confident in yourself, okay?”

“A-Alright, thanks Kaede,”

“You’re welcome, see ya around!”

With that, Kaede stood in the hallway outside of the Dining Hall, thinking about how she was going to spend the rest of her day… until-

“Yoohoo!”

Kaede was jumpscared by a certain dark skinned Artist, the ever kooky Angie Yonaga.

“Oh, hi Angie, how’s it going?” Kaede smiled at the woman, who was also smiling as usual.

“Well, you make music, riiiiight?”

“Yeah, it’s my talent,” Kaede chuckled. “Where are you going with this,”

“Well, I was thinking we could have a jam n’ drawing sesh! I brought some of the other girls with me too!”

“That… sounds really fun actually!” Kaede beamed. “I have some time to kill, sure!”

“Nyahahahaha, this is so divine!” Angie waved her hands in the air. “Let’s go to my dorm room, there’s enough room for all for of ya!”

Angie laughed as she grabbed Kaede by the wrist and led her to the room. Kaede felt her cheeks lightly warm up, God she was absolutely hopeless when it came to girls, huh?

The two quickly made their way to Angie’s dorm room. It was pretty much the exact same as Kaede’s minus the art supplies sitting on the bedside table.

Tenko and Himiko were there too, with both sitting on Angie’s bed, Tenko was as usual fawning over Himiko’s general existence while Himiko sat there staring blankly up at the sky, Kaede swore there was a faint smile on the Magician’s face.

“Alright, alright! Kaede take this!” Angie smiled as she handed Kaede one of those handheld mini pianos, not the best, but it was far better than nothing!

“Thanks Angie! What do you want me to play on it?”

Angie puffed up her cheeks as she grabbed her art supplies and kneeled down in front of a canvas held by an easel. “I dunno, I dunno; it is your choice, ya know?”

“Alright…” Kaede laid the piano on her knees. “Something casual, good for background noise, alright.” The Pianist beamed as she began to play, getting completely immersed in the song as Angie got totally immersed in her painting.

“Nyeh… why are we here again, Tenko?” Himiko groaned as she turned towards the woman. “Sitting here is a pain…”

“I came here to protect you in case any men were invited to this!” Tenko declared, raising a hand in the air in celebration. “But thankfully, there were none, so I don’t need to use my Neo Aikido to protect you from any degenerates,”

Himiko looked confused. “…Why would you need to do that?”

“Cuz all women are worth protecting!” Tenko whisper shouted, as to not interrupt Angie and Kaede while still making her point. “Especially you, Himiko!”

Himiko relaxed her shoulders as her face curved from its normal uninterested expression to a small smile. “I guess if anyone was gonna protect me, I’d want it to be you… cuz you’re really strong n’ stuff,”

Tenko blushed profusely beaming with delight at Himiko’s comment. “Really? Yes, yes YES! Thank you so much Himiko!”

“Nyeh, you’re welcome,” Himiko smiled, yawned, and then fell asleep on Tenko’s shoulder.

The Aikido Master’s blush grew to new heights, her whole face had turned red as she began to stumble over whatever she was trying to say like

Kaede giggled as she looked at the two women, continuing to play her pretty tune on the pretty little piano, Angie humming the song as she continued to excitedly paint whatever she was painting.

“Nyahahaha, I’m finished!” Angie giggled as she showed of her painting. Kaede moved closer to see it, while Tenko merely turned her head as to not interrupt the little Witch sleeping on her shoulder.

The painting was of two women with pale, light skin laying next to each other on a bad. It was a beautiful painting, the style completely stunned the two people who were awake in the room.

The two women each had differently coloured hair, one had green hair and the other had blood red hair.

“Nyahahaha, Atua has let me pain one of my most wonderous works!”

“Atua huh?” Kaede chuckled. “I’d say you did that all on your own,”

Tenko somehow managed to blush harder behind the two as they conversed.

“All on my own you say? But you clearly assisted me with your music, oh it gave Atua just the right inspiration!” Angie beamed. “Alongside… other events, nyahahaha~”

PLOP

Tenko suddenly fainted onto Angie’s bed, probably because her very obvious crush had been laying on her shoulder for more than ten minutes.

“I’ll handle them,” Angie shrugged. “Do you want to keep my painting, Kaede?”

“Hmm… nah, you can keep it,” Kaede smiled back at the Artist.

“Sounds divine, I’ll be seeing you around. This jam n’ draw session was wonderful!”

Kaede got up to leave the Artist’s room, smile still on her face. “See ya Angie, have a good night,”

Kaede looked through her monopad as she left the Artist’s dorm, 9:30 PM. It really was getting close to nighttime, huh?

With that news, Kaede headed back to her room.

DING DONG BING BONG

“YAYYYY, MONOKUMA’S NOT DEAD!” Masaru screamed as he stood on the couch inbetween every other Warriors of Hope.

“You don’t need to let the entire school know!” Kotoko complained.

“Isn’t that the whole point of these announcements…?” Jataro mumbled.

“Shut up, you’re ugly, you’re the ugliest ever!”

“Hehe, I know…”

Nagisa sighed for what was probably the hundredth time today, you could tell from his face. “It is now 10 PM, head to bed now, and get ready for a day of killing,”

“Monaca wishes you all good dreams!” Monaca gave her usual soulless, empty smile. “Even you Masaru!”

“Yayyy! I’m not a Bear Murderer anymore!”

“Those guys get weirder and weirder every night, huh? I almost feel bad for that Jataro guy,” Kaede yawned. “I have a pretty busy day tomorrow, gotta get rested up to set up those cameras!”

Kaede plonked herself onto her bed, falling asleep instantly with an excited smile on her face.

Tomorrow was another day.

[percival-the-slothful]

Doing this with my Jataro kin (warning lots of yapping)

❤️ (This is not until we were maybe around 16) Nagisa for sure, uh maybe masaru and the sixth woh that I remember that I'm gonna post art of soon. See, I can't remember if we were all in a poly relationship??? Minus monaca because she was aroace. Like, I was gay so I couldn't feel any attraction to kotoko, but I wouldn't care if she was also dating Nagisa. y'know what I'm saying? Omg I'm yapping nonsense UH

TLDR: Nagisa is all I know for sure

💛 oooo I'm not sure I was close to all of them. Kotoko was my bff so maybe her!

😡 Haiji Towa. ☺️ even though I knew he was part of monaca's plan, I always found that it was unfair that he lived. He abused monaca and liked little girls. I hate him so much that I can't remember if I actually k!lled him or if it was all fantasy. Also my friend's family buuut they were already taken care of sooo

🎶 anything that has like a weirdcore/dreamcore sound to it

🩰 YOU ALREADY KNOW‼️‼️‼️ anything and everything to do with ART

📚 uhh my art?

🍙 hmmm, I'm not sure. I know I loved hot dogs, I would eat them with masaru, he got me started on them lol. I also loved mac & and cheese, which I also still love now

🏳️‍🌈 gay gay homosexual gay. It kind of matches mine now? My gender reflects the person's I'm attracted to, which means if I like a man, I'm a man.

🏳️‍⚧️ I was a cisgender male! In this life I'm genderfluid :P (HAPPY PRIDE BTWWW)

🎭 confused & happy?

🔗 I think this means I kin multiple characters? Which is a yesss. It depends on the kin if they're related or not :P

🌺 art smells!!!

🎵 I have a whole playlist

👾 danganronpa ofc

©️ I was mixed, Black + Asian. This made mama hate me even more. I also had a big crush on nagisa that *I* didn't even know about for the longest time because I didn't know it was possible for people to love someone of the same gender

🤢 uhh umm I don't know? OH I KNOW when people pair me up with v3 characters as parental figures. Gundham, Sonia, Kazuichi and Ibuki are my parental/siblings figures!!!

☠️ Junko fucking sucks. She's good as a "character" but not as a person. She is not a god damn "GiRl BoSs" she's a monster. All the people she killed and manipulate...

🤮 sigh ok let's start off light, the sixed woh not being there. Him being in the game would educate people on intersex people and how they're treated. Me not being mixed and Monaca not being transfem. I wish the "are they really dead?" thing was actually focused on more. There not being more media of us, like us being in the anime more or showing what happened to us later on. And ofc

**TW 🍇**

How Komaru's 🍇 was written off as a joke and fan service.

Fictokin Ask Game

❤️ Did they have a significant other? If so who?

💛 Who was their closest friend?

😡 Did they have a worst enemy? If so who?

🎶 What songs do they like?

🩰 What’s a talent they had?

📚 What’s a hobby they had?

🍙 What’s their favorite food? (Is it different from yours?)

🏳️‍🌈 What was their orientation? Does it match yours?

🏳️‍⚧️ What was their gender? Does it match yours?

🎭 Would you describe them as emotional?

🔗 If you’re polykin, are your kintypes related?

🌺 Are there smells that remind you of them?

🎵 What song(s) reminds you of them?

👾 What media reminds you of them?

©️ What ways are they different from their source?

🤢 What’s something in fannon you hate?

☠️ What’s something that could get you crucified by the fandom?

🤮 What’s something in their source you hate?