#jaszczur

[dieletztepanzerhexe]

Pani sobie żartuje! My sobie selfie robimy z moim narzeczonym. My się kochamy. My właśnie mieliśmy miodowy miesiąc... Pani jest ksenofobką?

We need more gay positivity in freaky extreme right wing spaces 🏳️‍🌈❤️👨‍❤️‍👨🇵🇱

[revelstein]

Kluczowy problem z wariatami

To wiadomość z serii śmiesznych i strasznych, tyle że nie do końca wiem, czy to bardziej jednak śmieszne, czy może zdecydowanie bardziej straszne. W każdym razie rzecz w tym, że niejaki Wojciech Olszański, znany pod równie głupim co i on sam pseudonimem “Jaszczur”, założył a nawet zarejestrował partię polityczną i tym samym jest prawdopodobne, że wystartuje w wyborach jeśli jesienią pójdzie za…

[jarognieva]

Me explaining Poland lore to my non-Polish friends

[iamdangerace]

5 to 10 Song Playlist Shuftle

I was tagged by @jaszczur-pank who is totally punk (na zawsze punk), to post the first 10 songs in my Repeat Playlist. Thanks for the tag, your songs are całkiem fajny sos koleś!

I was also tagged by @maldoror-est-mort to post a 5 song shuffle, but he actually posted a list of 10 amazing gut-punch, kick-you-in-the-balls (or ovaries) good songs (twice). Thanks dude.

As did @10paper20heart , so long ago, but I really enjoyed your songs too.

So 10 songs it is, but I'm just going to phone this in with a screenshot.

Despite the title, I don't make playlists. I usually listen to albums. But the AI knows what I listen to and she makes many playlists for my pleasure and amusement, that I sometimes listen to when I don't want to think too hard about what to listen to. This is apparently no. 3 for me. The songs are in a constant shuffle, random to me.

I tag @myfriendgoo94 @hannahcheeks & @dbeatcooper . We are musically somewhat simpatico.

I tag @ourladyofomega . Your music selections blow me away. No pressure. Just throw up some random songs, I'd like to hear them please. And @thedown5 , same.

I also tag @justmakesuresheeatsthemouse and @illustratedtourniquet because I'm addicted to your dark musical artistry.

[blindecho6]

An old OC space pirate lizard with a pet phoenix/cockatrice bird thing.

Fuck me, I forgot he existed when I said Lynn was my first posted anthro OC. Well, I made him just for a contest and never really loved the design, but nontheless, he was first one lol

I had to redesign him as soon as I remembered he existed. His previous versions are here and here. Main diggerence is the mecha arm which he didn't have previously. And lava lamp thing on his tail.

I decided to give him a new name: Jaszczur. Which is basically Lizard in polish, but I find it funny to imagine non polish speaking people trying to pronaunce his name :v The Phoenix also got a name change. He's now Comet.

I tried to find the most hand written fonts on my pc to write their names with. I would've loved tu use the same font for Jaszczur as I did for Comet, but man, his name was unreadable.

[imalicja]

i was tagged by @otterock thank you <3

here are my 10 songs shuffled on my on repeat playlist

1. ladykillers - lush

2. accordion - madvillain

3. now come closer - ancient methods

4. go get it - slowdive

5. bladelores - autechre

6. everything you do is a balloon - boards of canada

7. dolce vita - mr. oizo

8. судно (борис рижий) - molchat doma

9. jaszczur - undadasea

10. evan finds the third room - khruangbin

i tag @newplaces2drown @godzilla-en-mexico @wafflehousewarden @puppy95 @ginko-gal if you feel like it <3

[emperornero]

Top 3 Favourite Nero and Petro random moments

3. that one chapter written from the pov of marcus reading a letter from petronius where he describes the trip to greece nero made him go on and petronius is annoyed by every single thing on it. like usual . and talks about how nero was having nightmares and that he was stressed before performing in front of a big audience and right before nero went on stage and was still talking with petronius nero grabbed his hand and placed it on his heart to show how stressed he truly was. petronius didnt write how this specific interaction made him feel but i imagine him standing there stiff as all hell with a poker face just looking nero in the eyes while nero is pretty much dying from stress about to pass out [chapter 18]

2. when nero petronius and marcus were in anzio and nero wanted to go on a walk with them [mostly with petronius but marcus happened to be there too third-wheeling] and so they talk about poetry and shit and marcus doesnt really want to be there but wont leave because the fucking emperor made him be there and at some point nero starts talking about when he was younger and about his mother and petronius is just like yep i know I know your tragic backstory please get help. and then some messenger from rome arrives [kurwa wojciech jaszczur olszański w polskim filmie xd] and tells them that a fire just started in rome . and the reactions are as follows : nero joyous happy smiler. petronius worried but doesnt care enough to show it. marcus FUCK LET ME GO HEY NERO SORRY IM LEAVING I NEED TO FIND LIGIA [chapter 41]

1. pretty much all of chapter 49 which i talked in-depth before . the one during the great fire of rome where nero discusses finding a scapegoat for it with the people closest to him. and for the first time ever petronius openly criticizes him and is somewhat agressive to him [understandably so] which makes nero realise that up to this point petronius has been faking being nice to him and that he doesnt even like him . this chapter hits hard and since all the ones focused on these two are by default the best it is also in my opinion the best BEST one . oh and also tigellinus shows up a lot in it . tigellinus and these two interacting is always interesting to see

[faitsansorganes]

o ten kurwa jaszczur znowu?

[kaczka-dziwaczka]

W końcu koniec.... minął dzień. Ciężka dziś zmiana na tyle że trzeba było zostać dłużej by ogarnąć wszystko...

Ale od poczatku😊

Poranek zapowiadał się ładnie bo słońce świeciło, więc aż się chce żyć gdy jest taka pogoda🥰

Szybko obiadek-makaron z pesto(baaardzo lubie)😁

Pranie zrobione, zmywarka ogarnięta można karmić zwierzaki 😄

Ale..

Czesia miała dziś humorki i siedziała naburmuszona nie wiedzieć czemu 😆

Ten jaszczur czasami tak ma

Jadąc do pracy tak się zamyśliłam, że prawie przejechałam zakręt do pracy i bym pojechała dalej 😆 😆 😆 😆

Na szczęście już po i teraz można robić pazurki(najwyższa pora)😄

Dziś późno pójdę spać...😁

[dieletztepanzerhexe]

Independent TV has fallen...

[artistmagicial]

Monstrous Happy days

[jane13art]

Wojciech Olszański NPTV

When internet shows you interesting kind of patriotism.

[sfhoe]

[egzarcha]

Lacerta Vivipara #reptile #jaszczur #jaszczurka #jaszczurkażyworodna #lacertavivipara (w: Stary Dębiec) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDEvEwMnYf1/?igshid=14elxctpp6aej

[alousiewo]

[dhark-paranoya]

Another attempt at drawing my dragon OC in his human form.

Bit less unfortunate than the previous try https://dhark-paranoya.tumblr.com/post/135930427779/jaszczur-the-dumb-dragon-known-as-yash (for real tho. I feel like my human skills are going the right way :) )

I mean it’s been shitloads of time between them so I should be good at it by now... but ugh... it’s something. :D