#jason: 😳 wait a minute--

[ladytauria]

tauria if youre taking requests for whumpmas can i throw my hat in for sprained ankle with jaytim? i dislocated, relocated, and severely sprained my ankle two weeks ago and id love to live vicariously through jaytim comfort 😩

!! i hope your ankle is doing better, bean!! sorry this is so late ^^;

this... did not end up being very whumpy or hurt/comfort-y. but i hope you enjoy the boys being dumb <3

(also! i am always happy to take requests related to prompt lists or not <333)

>> AO3 <<

“If you’re going to boss me around like this, you could at least wear a nurse’s uniform,” Tim grouses.

His ankle is balanced on the arm of the couch and cradled in ice. Jason’s fingers caress the swollen skin before coming down to settle on his calf as he kneels next to the couch. His hand is a warm, solid weight that has no right to feel as good as it does. 

He’s joking… mostly. He’d pay a lot—and he does mean a lot—of money to see Jason in an actual sexy nurse’s costume. The short white dress, especially one of the ones with a zipper, exposing the swell of Jason’s pecs… the tight white skirt clinging to his thighs. Red boots… And a cute little cap to top it off.

Tim salivates just thinking about it.

(Although, if he was going to dress Jason in anything… The original Robin panties are at the top of the list. And then it’s a tie between a maid uniform and a schoolgirl’s.)

Jason snorts.“Tell you what,” he says. “If you follow all o’ Leslie and Alfie’s advice… I’ll wear one after you’re cleared for physical activity.”

Oh… Tempting. Very tempting. But— “You’re just saying that because you think I’ll fail,” he accuses. Otherwise, no way would his boyfriend, Jason Todd, agree to dress up in a sexy little costume for him. Tim asked him to keep his holsters on one night and the man turned into a blushing mess.

It was adorable, yeah, but it meant Jason wasn’t exactly the type to just… Offer something like that with a straight face.

“History is workin’ against you,” he agrees. A light blush steals over his face. “But, yanno. Anythin’ can happen. If… If you can follow most of their advice… I’ll wear the uniform.”

Tim hums, considering. When—not if—Tim wins, Jason will probably show up in scrubs, because he thinks he’s hilarious. (Sometimes he is, to be fair.) Jokes on him though. Tim probably wouldn’t pay quite as much money to see that, but he’d still be willing to pay an exorbitant amount.

Hnn… Just the idea of sucking Jason off through a pair of scrubs, or bending him over a bed, pulling them down so he can rim him…

Hot.

Either way, Tim wins.

“You’re on,” he says, sticking out his hand. “You want to claim something if I lose?”

Jason shakes. “Sure. If you lose, you have to do whatever I say for a week.”

“That implies I get a week of the uniform,” Tim counters.

Jason turns a brighter shade of pink, nearing red. “Three days.”

Tim smiles beatifically. “Three days,” he agrees.

He’s going to be the best patient Leslie has ever had.

[amomentsescape]

hi! im new to the slasher fandom im super embarrassed to request so im doing this on anon 😳👉👈 may i request headcanons or jason voorhees with an fem s/o who mostly likes sleeping on top of him with her face buried in his chest?

Jason with Reader That Likes to Sleep On Top of Him

Reboot! Jason Voorhees x Reader

A/N: Welcome to the fandom! And no reason to be embarrassed; we're some of the least judgmental people out there. But I respect your anonymity and hope you grow more comfortable as time goes on! I also got your message about it being Reboot! Jason. I didn't really go into specifics either way though :)

Jason loves affection, he just isn't the best at showing it or initiating it

So the first night you came home exhausted, plopping down on top of him, he didn't know how to react

You smooshed your face into his chest as you took in a deep breath

Your muscles relaxed almost instantly on contact

Jason just laid there stiff for a few minutes

He wasn't used to having someone actually like him, nonetheless wanting to be this close

You eventually had to grab his arm and throw it around you, causing him to become stiff once again

"You're so comfy," you mumbled

This allowed him to relax a bit

He eventually tries to rub your back slightly, unsure of how you would react

But when he heard you hum in content, he felt himself smile

After that first night, this became a routine

Whenever you come home, Jason will already be laying in bed waiting for you

He opens his arms to you as you plop into him

He rubs your back, plays with your hair, and listens to your gentle breaths

He enjoys watching you sleep on him, loving that you feel safe enough to be so vulnerable around him

It's really the only way he can sleep now too

The weight of you against him is the only time he feels relaxed

Without you, he would quite literally go insane

He truly believes that this is what keeps him going, you and your love

He isn't used to being much of a protector

But he's very happy with this new role

[cablecar-s]

Woah wait, I just noticed I have 100 followers now 😳😳

First of all, big BIIGGG thank you, means the absolute world to me you guys wanna read my stuff! I haven't been too active on here but seeing more people take notice of TLaSL and enjoy reading it makes me OSBDKWJS

*explodes with happiness*

I can't really think of anything at the top of my head, maybe a small prompt event? Give me a message of a prompt pertaining to the batboys and I'll write it out!

P.S. a small tidbit of some something something I'm cooking.

MINORS DNI

"One more sweetheart." Jason murmured into your neck.

You had let out a small, exhausted whine, body trembling as you couldn't will yourself to push yourself up from the bed.

"That's what you said 20 minutes ago.." You muttered into the mattress.

You could hear his laugh, deep and rumbling in his chest. His thick arms wrapped itself around you: one around your waist and the other just under your bitten breasts.

"Last one, I promise." He smiled as he pressed your back against your chest. You could only let out a small noise in return, the both of you not believing his lie.

He laughed once more, the sound music to his ears. "Can't help it baby.." he murmured close to your ear.

His forearm reached between the valley of your chest, hand gently taking hold of your chin to turn your head towards the mirror.

Looking with lidded eyes, you stared at the reflection if you both through the body mirror you guys had bought.

It made your stomach do flips, arousal slowly coming back. Hickies littered your body while you looked completely out of it. Jason's arms held you close, his cock still deep inside you.

"Not when you look so pretty like this.." He whispered.

[ficreadergirl]

Part-16 *After cooling off Y/N & Jason getting ready for the vip party* Y/N: Which one should I wear? Green or orange? Jason: Both is fine. Just wear something and we put an end to this. Y/N: You mad because I called you virgin? 😐 Jason: No... I don't care what you think of me. 😠 Y/N: You're angry Jason. I'm sorry okay? I was just surprised. I thought you had sex a lot. Jason: Is this really an apology??? Dick was listening Y/N! Not anyone else! Dick! If he knows everyone knows! 😠 Y/N: Oh... 😐 *couple of minutes later* Jason: ... You really touched my dick and waited from me to not react? Y/N: I didn't touch your dick but thigh! Just. One. Of. Your. Thigh. 😤 Jason: What's the difference??? 😮 Y/N: Omg! Non of your exes touched your thigh before? 😱 Jason: I don't have any-- Y/N: I KNEW IT DAMMIT!! Jason: 😳 😠

For other chapters click here

[meiloorunsmoothie]

tl5y 🫠, a sparknotes review

okay, round two! similar to the finding neverland post (basically a play by play of my thoughts while i watched), but this time no gifs...cause i'm lazy. i did add song titles though.

enter if you dare ⬇️

still hurting

so it's just occurred to me that i've never actually seen a movie with anna kendrick (minus trolls, i have seen that) (no i haven't seen pitch perfect)

i'm tempted to pause right now and read the letter

shiksa goddess

oh hi jere-OH...

poofy hair :D

see i'm smiling (apparently i had no thoughts during this song)

ack jamie 😬

moving too fast

THE. POOFY. HAIR.

the little jump!

the way she's just watching him while he's walking around the room singing 💀 (honestly same)

ah it's very nice to have visual context along with this song

ASHLEY

ASHLEY

ASHLEY

a part of that

i think i'm starting to understand what he means when he says he's a lot like jamie in real life

"for cathy" oh gosh i feel like this movie's going to really get me

the schmuel song

SCHMUEL

i love anna kendrick's deadpan-ness

why have i never put the two and two together that he's a writer so that's why he tells stories, hence schmuel 💀

NO IT GLITCHED ihavetorewind (rewindsbacktothebeginning)

SCHMUEL

a summer in ohio

betsy wolfe? that's a fun easter egg

OH THAT'S WHERE THAT EYEBROW GIF IS FROM

the next ten minutes

at this point, i've heard "the next ten minutes ago" so many times that i half expected laura osnes' voice to come in during this scene

this is a happy song but i'm sad

a miracle would happen/when you come home to me

oh gosh jamie 😭

okay but this song is a bop

ASHLEY

ASHLEY

ASHLEY

(yeah it's just going to be like this every time she shows up)

jamie...

climbing uphill

hey jason robert brown - how many cameos are in this movie 🤨

oh this is fun (but for real, this is me every time i'm on a stage)

i would like to read this "light out of darkness" book please

wait i'm confused - i thought cathy was telling it backwards. didn't they just get married? why is all going terribly in this song 💀

if i didn't believe in you

oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh

okay i wasn't sure where this was going when it started but...😳💀😭

the acting in the scene >>>, from both of them

i can do better than that

no. i don't want to see this after that.

blew me off with a heartfelt letter...

no don't cut the hair (clearly i prioritize all the right things)

nobody needs to know

ASHLEY...i can't tell if i like that she's the one jamie cheated with 😵‍💫

is this the girl from spiderman: homecoming (my brain is obviously focusing on the important things) (oh it is btw)

conscious, deliberate mistake.........

ack the shiksa goddess callback

goodbye until tomorrow/i could never rescue you

he's very growly in this movie

HIM IN THE BACKGROUND WRITING THE NOTE

ugh jamie. there's nothing to say.

i like the color contrasting in the movie though

oh this is a tragic medley

why is he carrying the suitcase instead of rolling it like a normal person

um. how dare this movie. i'm going to go rewatch finding neverland.

consensus: if you love jeremy jordan, you should watch this movie. also, if you hate jeremy jordan, you should watch this movie.

[spider-jaysart]

Damijon Valentine's edition

Damian: Sitting on his bed, staring at his phone

Dick: Peeking inside Damian's room

Jason and Tim: Doing the same as Dick

Damian:

Dick: So did you send it yet?

Damian: No

Dick: What? Why not?

Damian: I'm... just...waiting

Dick: Waiting for what?

Damian: For a better way to do this

Jason: And what's that?

Damian: I don't know

Dick: You don't Know?

Damian: No

Jason: So you don't have a plan yet?

Damian: (Getting irritated) No

Tim: So you don't know what you're going to do????

Damian: No!!!! I don't know what I'm going to do, Drake!!!! (Throws a book at Tim, almost hitting him with it as his older brother quickly dodges it)

Dick, Jason, and Tim: Now fully stepping into Damian's room

Dick: Easily reading what the upside down words on Damian's phone says, while Damian's not paying attention

Dick gives a look to Jason and Tim that only they understand and nod to each other

Dick: Whooopsie! (presses the send button on Damian's phone)

Damian in shock: Grayson, what did you do????!!!!! (Going into panic mode)

Dick : What you couldn't do (leaves with Jason and Tim before they get attacked, quickly running into the hall)

Damian: Staring at his phone in shock

A text is sent to Damian's phone making him jump

Messages:

Damian: Jon darling you're my best friend

Jon: Yeah I know and did you just call me darling???

Damian: Stares at his phone for a minute with fear but decides to continue anyways, can't look back now

Messages:

Damian: But there's a few things that you don't know of

Jon: Damian what are you talking about???😕

(Damian continues typing)

Damian: why I borrow your sweaters so often

Jon: So that's why I can't find most of them, I'm gonna need them back, you know

Damian: I'm using your old pj shirt as a pillow case

Jon: What???!

(Damian nervously keeps typing)

Damian: I want to ruin our friendship we should be lovers instead

Jon: 😳

Damian: I don't know how to say this cause you're really my dearest friend

(Damian panics internally while waiting for Jon's reply)

Jon: Damian..do you really mean that???

Damian: nervously types

Damian: Yes

Dick, Jason and Tim poke through Damian's bedroom door with excitement

Dick: Well what happened??!!

(Jon replys)

Jon: Damian...i like you too, a lot

Damian: Drops his phone on the floor in pure shock

Dick quickly picks it up and reads it

Dick dramaticly to Jason and Tim: He said yes!!!!

Tim and Jason: Let us see!!! (Grabbing the phone out of Dick's hand and beginning to read it all)

Damian snatches his phone from Tim and Jason

Jason and Tim: So when are you going to take him out?

Damian: get out!!! (Throws a pillow at them)

Dick, Jason and Tim leave the room ready to tell everyone in the manor

That night Jon had sent a bunch of texts filling Damian's phone with a lot of heart eyed emojis along with many heart emojis they also stayed up late texting each other the whole night

Damian took Jon to a really fancy restaurant on a Saturday in gotham, they became boyfriends in a week

Happy Valentine's day guys❤💕😊😄

[glorified-red]

your majesty , I gots a question for you

In your opinion, what are the batboys like when they are horny? Who gets grumpy ? Who gets sad? Who gets excited ?

Fanning myself over here 😳

Bruce gets grumpy because it interferes with work and can heavily impede his proper judgement so he either "gets rid of it" swiftly or ignores it for so long to the point where it's all he can think about. So it's really either a quickie or he's trapping you in the bed for a hot minute because the longer he's stuck feeling horny the more rough he'll be.

Dick finds it accelerating most times. It's a fun adrenaline rush and he likes to see where it leads him. Horniness hardly effects his judgment or his actions so it's a fun buzz. He starts to get more flirty and touchy, just all around in a good mood.

Jason doesn't indulge in sex until he feels comfortable enough to which means he usually just sedates his horniness through make out sessions. He gets a little more explore-some when he's super horny so expect his hands to travel. He gets territorial too and likes to put you in his lap or keep you in his arms.

Tim doesn't realize he's horny until he's in a position where it hits him with full force. At that point it's really a toss up between getting needy or frustrated because nothing is satisfying enough. Face planting, grumbling, bouncing his leg, etc

Damian can get annoyed or kind of affectionate?? He doesn't get horny very often, if at all. He views it as a natural process that can be inconvenient at times but with you he starts to view it as a bonding experience. He usually deals with it quickly while he's alone so he can move on with his day or he just waits for you. The longer he waits the more intimate it would be in a "I want to savor this" kind of way.

[jmblyajones]

Titans: Barbara Gordon (3x1)

1. Ngl not excited for this red hood season take over. Last season’s cliff hanger gave no indication but i guess it doesn’t matter now 🥴

2. Jason is so…. If you can’t take granny Bruce down on his worse day, you can’t take granny joker down either.

What the hell is Jason getting high with??

That security guard definitely has a face only a mother could love my gosh…

Jason never stood a chance 😳

3. What was the point of Gizmo having body guards if they don’t know how to fight?? Nightwing whooped their ass without breaking a sweat!

Gar better turn into more animals this season, I know that much!

STARFIIIIIRRE!!!!! Ugh I love the pan up of her new suit 😭😭 Also, does this officially confirm that my girl can fly??? If so I hope we have other moments of Kory flying! All of them fighting is so sexy 😭

4. Look at connor! He ain’t a baby anymore!He’s definitely grown accustomed to everything, I like it!

5. NOT THE TITANS DOING PRESSS!!!

Not the therapist watching the press 😂 sir!

Not Dick coming out the shadows! I do like me some dickkory crumbs though

6. This is Paradise huh? In Gotham? Shiiiii.

Cops think a kid reading a newspaper at a news stand is worth their time? In Gotham where someone breaks out of Arkham every 10 minutes??….. get this shit out of my face! OUT OF MY FACE!!!

I just know Tim’s cousin is how Tim is getting recruited by Bruce.

I knew Jason was getting bodied but I still got chills hearing the news report

7. Bruce couldn’t even waited till Dick got to Gotham to bury Jason🤦🏾‍♀️ He is so….

8. Kory is right about Jason when speaking to Conner and Gar but is there a hint of projection with dare I say it? Komand’r? 🤔

9. Ok!! I’m glad Gar is thinking about how to turn into other animals! This gives me hope!!

10. We are getting a lot of info this episode. We now know about Alfred and Barbara’s father. “The last thing Bruce is going to do is bring another kid into this mess��… meanwhile he got all these kids as tabs on his computer screen, on to the next.

11. For Bruce to be as smart as he is, he is very dumb. I’m surprised he didnt know what Jason was doing. And I assume that’s because he didn’t care to know. Bruce could easily find out if he wanted to.

12. With Kory drinking her whiskey, I noticed they took the blue filter off! Everything looks better including Kory. Her skin looks AMAZING!

WAIT DOES KORY HAVE VISION SLEEP WALKING?

13. I know Bruce did not just kill the joker… How is that not forcing Dick’s hand?? And what is Bruce gonna do? Retire in a nursing home and play scrabble all day long? WTF?! Where is his old ass going???

[lex-feldz]

Okay but like the entire HoO series was kinda meh—

The Lost Hero:

We get a new guy right after we get Percabeth finally canon in TLO and we’re given Jason? Excuse me?

The most blah character (rip) is our main protagonist?

That Roman bitch? Are you kidding me? Give me my Percy—

Give Annabeth Percy!! She worked and I mean WORKED her ass off trying to get him to notice her that way (even though he already was) she took a literal knife for the guy and you’re telling me I have to wait an entire book to find out where he is, how he is, IF he remembers Annabeth? How dare you sir? How- dare- you-?

The Son of Neptune:

There’s Percy!

Shit Reyna seems familiar

Oh! <that’s> Reyna… Yikes 😳

Weird age difference between hazel and frank

Stfu Octavian

But like she’s eighty and he’s fifteen? Or is it weird because he’s fifteen and she’s thirteen?

Oh shit that’s gonna be awkward for Percy

I need more Annabeth content sir

Mark of Athena

There she is!

Oh my god the best part of the book is in the first three chapters?

Crap another Jason chapter?

Wtf they went for the same chair?

Crap crap crap piper stop them

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit of fuck oh shut oh fuck Oh shit oh fuck oh shit of fuck oh shut oh fuck Oh shit oh fuck oh shit of fuck oh shut oh fuck Oh shit oh fuck oh shit of fuck oh shut oh fuck Oh shit oh fuck oh shit of fuck oh shut oh fuck Oh shit oh fuck oh shit of fuck oh shut oh fuck Oh shit oh fuck oh shit of fuck oh shut oh fuck Oh shit oh fuck oh shit of fuck oh shut oh fuck

Annabeth don’t leave Percy, we were just getting somewhere! He ordered a pizza, the cutie (leave him and his blue pizza alone)

Crap, Annabeth why why why why why why why

Wtf mr. d? Help them maybe?

Wait a minute, oh there’s percy! Finally he’s there! They can be happy on the… fuck no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

House of Hades

At least we get some percabeth here :’)

Stfu Leo— if you don’t stop you’ll be dead weight instead a seventh wheel you mother fucker

Wtf piper?

Wtf jason?

No more jasper

Eh frazel— questionable

Poor Leo but also couldn’t really give another breath for you

More Percabeth

Oh god bob

Oh fuck

They’re so gonna have trauma

Hmm big scary monster in the depths of hell? Sure thing

He’s a friend

Wtf drakon bone sword… whatever at this point— what else could go wrong?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Wait a minute dark percy… I’m listening…

Oh shit… maybe Annabeth has a point— giving off Luke vibes a bit… yoikes 😳

Wait… okay so you’re telling me Bob, Iapetus, the titan or whatever can’t escape because he’s going to sacrifice his life for y’all? Aight

Poor babies naked in an elevator

Hazel and frank pulling queen moves and holding that button after guiding the incompetents (minus Piper and Leo) to the elevator

Oh look Percy and Annabeth are alive! Who could have guessed? (Not me)

Uh oh

Blood of Olympus

Annabeth being a queen but also a little slutty? (No slut shaming will be tolerated here :) ) (also not slut shaming, or not trying to slut shame)

No clue what happened in BoO

Annabeth going to Goode? Okay. Yay

Bye bye Romans (completely forgot that plot with Octavian was happening)