#jared kleinman x michael mell

[falairity]

Hanahaki Disease Au

Kleinmell Angst

Have fun :)

Michael hadn’t told anyone yet. He didn’t know what he would say. ‘I’m coughing up flowers’ seemed too outlandish. No one would believe him. But the symptoms started to get worse. It started to get harder to breathe. The coughing was more frequent. The blood increased. He had the feeling of upcoming death. He had to tell someone. So he decided to talk to the person he trusted most. Jared.

They met up at a park to talk. Michael told him it was urgent, but Jared wasn’t too sure just how urgent he was. 

They spent a while just talking. Not really focusing on the problem at first. But then Michael accidentally gave the surprise up. He coughed suddenly. Jared didn’t see the flower that he coughed up and made fun of him, asking if he was dying. 

Jared now regrets that joke. 

Michael ended up showing him the flower and explaining his symptoms. Luckily Jared was the dork he was. He knew exactly what had happened to Michael. 

(I'm not gonna explain the whole Hanahaki disease thing so if you don’t know what it is... Look it up XD)

He explained what was going on. Michael didn’t know what to say. The reason he was in this situation was right next to him. The boy he had a crush on. His best friend. He was the one he needed to tell. Jared was the one that needed to help him. How was he supposed to explain that to him? He couldn’t. He wasn’t going to. He would choose the second option. The surgery. Jared said that was a good decision. 

Jared now regrets telling him that. 

Jared helped him find a doctor that would help him deal with the disease. Michael went through with it. He got the vines removed. But Jared was scared after the surgery had finished. After he found out Michael was okay. 

Jared was worried. He loved Michael, of course. He was scared to find out what the effect of the surgery was. He didn’t want his best friend and crush to not show any emotion at all. And it was between that and one other possibility. 

As soon as he could, Jared went to visit Michael. That was the most painful day in his life. 

He walked in to find the boy he loved, sitting on the hospital bed, recovering from the surgery. 

“Hey, Mike.” Jared walked over. A small smile on his face. Michael’s eyes met his, but something was gone. Michael didn’t look at him the same way. There wasn’t the same happiness behind his eyes. 

“Uh... Who are you...?” 

It took Jared a moment to connect the dots. But as soon as he did, he was in tears. 

Michael had gotten the second possible effect of the surgery. He had all his emotions fine and working. But the second effect seemed worse now. 

The second effect was that the patient who went through the surgery might forget who the person they loved was. 

Jared realized just what this meant. He had been the one that Michael loved. He had been the one that started the disease for him. He had been the one who encouraged the surgery. He could have been the one to help him. 

But he just had to go and make everything worse.

He had to go and lose the one person he loved.

[incapablechaos]

sketchbook stuff

[the-anonymous-ones]

Just me being iconic

[maybe-i-should-try-harder]

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS I MADE A PLAYLIST AS A JARED KINNIE ABOUT EVAN FUCKING HANSEN BECAUSE.

It also goes well with my fic.

There's a lottt of pining going on

And I can't fucking move thanks body you're shitty.

[makingflowerscreek]

Connor and Evan’s relationship in a nutshell

Evan: No you ask, I’m scared.

Connor: Fucksake move, I’ll ask.

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

“Would you fuck a clone of yourself?”

Jared: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.

Rich: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.

Jenna: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.

Connor: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

Jake: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.

Chloe: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Brooke: I'd totally do all sort of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

Jeremy: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Michael: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Alana: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Christine: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

SQUIP: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking I am.

Evan and Zoe: you all are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned

[saltysunflowersugar]

MELLMAN AU THAT I RANDOMLY THOUGHT UP IN THE SHOWER AND HAVE TO SHARE RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT!!!!!!!!!

OK, SO THERE’S THIS ONE PART OF MY TOWN (technically, that part of town is the border between two different towns but that’s not important for this AU) THAT HAS A LOT OF SHOPPING CENTERS REALLY CLOSE TO EACH OTHER AND IN ONE SHOPPING CENTER, THERE’S A MICHEAL’S CRAFT STORE AND IN THE SHOPPING CENTER ACROSS THE STREET THERE’S A JARED GALLERIA OF JEWLERY, SO IT GOT ME THINKING WHAT IF MICHEAL MELL AND JARED KLIENMAN WORKED IN THESE STORES (for irony’s sake I’m gonna make Jared work at Michael’s and Michael works at Jared) AND THEY MEET EACH OTHER AT SHAKE SHACK (because there’s one in that part of town IRL) AND START CASUALLY JOKING ABOUT THE IRONY OF THEIR NAMES AND THEIR JOBS, I HAVEN’T REALLY WORKED ALL THE OTHER DETAILS BUT THEY START DATING BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pixar-slut]

Changing Names (Jared Klienman x Reader)

WC: 906

A/N: I know this is terrible, but I’m still going to post it inspite of my anxiety.

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"C'mon, (Y/N)! You're my best friend!"

Jared was whining about the same topic that he had been for the last few days. Right now, he was sitting at the end of the couch and you were laying at the other end, your bare feet resting on his lap.

You're (h/c) hair was in a ponytail and you were wearing a (f/b) t-shirt with gym shorts. You were trying to watch Supernatural but you couldn't stand Jared repeating the word 'please' over and over again.

"Jared, for the love of god!" You groan, exasperated. "I am not coming with you to do this."

He looks at me with a tilted head and pleading eyes, "(Y/N), I can't do this without you! Please, please, please-"

"No!" You snap. "If your mom gets mad at me for you doing something stupid like this then I'm gonna lose it."

"C'mon, sweet thing," he says. "Do this for me."

'Sweet thing' was a nickname that he gave you a couple years ago. Hearing it made your crush for him grow larger with each second; you instantly humbled when he called you it.

"I don't know," You muter.

Jared leans closer towards me with his eyebrows raised and says, "I'll lend you Apocalypse of the Damned for your PS4."

You sit up quickly, startling the boy in front of you as your face comes in close to his; neither of you move. His glasses glared slightly but his blue eyes were visible, even the light brown part in the corner of his eye. His eyes flicker to your lips but they quickly shoot back to your own (e/c) eyes as he licks his lips.

"Um, I guess I'll go with you. But I'm not changing mine!"

Jared pulls away, scratches the back of his neck, and nods, "Yeah, uh, that's great! I'll go start the car!"

As he jumps up my feet land on my shaggy carpet and I watch him run to the door and awkwardly step out of the living room.

Was I about to kiss Jared Kleinman?

You don't wonder on the thought too long and slip on some flip flops. I can't believe he's about to do this.

~time skip~

As you pull up to the local courthouse you look over to see Jared smirking. "Let's do this!"

You both get out the car and Jared grabs your hand as you two walk in and make your way up to the front desk. You were still blushing as the old woman hand Jared a clip board as he says, "I would like to legally change me name, please."

There were so many forms to fill out and it took at least thirty minutes to get through all the questions and pages.

"You have the money Michael lended you, right?" You ask, worried. Jared's mom will kill us once she learns her son's new name.

"Relax, (Y/N). It's gonna be fine," He insists grabbing my hand once again and drawing circles with his thumb. "If you're really that worried then here; look at some memes."

He hands you his cellphone and you do as you're told, looking up 'dead dank memes'. You sit in the chair and he goes back towards the desk to pay for his new identity.

He walks back towards you and grins, "IT WORKED. I'M NO LONGER JARED KLEINMAN!"

You couldn't help but giggle at his excitement. You stand up and hand him his phone as he feels the adrenaline of doing something so serious in a stupid way. He runs towards the door and I follow.

"WE GOTTA CELEBRATE! We gotta get stoned in my basement!" He yells out.

I skip up next to him and as our arms touch he snaps around and grips my arms, grinning like a goofball. "I can't believe I just did that! Can you believe I just did that? Can you believe we just did that?!"

You shake your head too, a grin had found its way on your face as well. As he comes down from his rush, you two realize how close you are for the second time today. Both of your smiles fall and you're left to slightly parted lips from the both of you. As Jared breathes in and out the atmosphere around you falls calm.

"Screw it," He whispers as he yanks you foreword, rather harshly, as he pins his lips against yours. They were warm and and the pressure that they had against yours made you melt into him.

His grip releases and he sets his hands down on your hips as you tangle your hands in his hair. It wasn't soft but it wasn't hard, it was kind of fuzzy. You pull on his strands slightly which causes him to moan onto your lips quietly. You pull away before you both get too carried away and Jared sets his forehead on yours.

"I like you, (Y/N) (L/N)." He slurs, the kiss had intoxicated both him and you.

You laugh lightly. "I like you too, Jared Klienman."

"Nuh-uh," He says. "That's not my name anymore."

"Sorry," you smile. "I like you..."

He looks at you expectantly and nods in confirmation for you to say the new impractical but very real name.

"...The Insanely Cool Jared Klienman."

[squipsquads]

Could I request some Jared and/or Michael comforting a reader who just got dumped? (It's been a rough couple days lmao...) Headcanons or fic, whatever you prefer!

ohh, honey!!! just for you, i’ll do both!!

jared-

okay so

it’s a friday night and jared is chilling at home

he’s tinkering with an old laptop that he’s taken apart, the nerd

he only realizes he’s not alone when you flop down on his bed, not even making a sound

you were supposed to be on a date with your s/o, so jared is v confused

you just stare up at the ceiling, silent

he doesn’t know what to say or do until he sees the tears start slowly running down your face, right into your hair

he immediately drops what he’s doing and lays on the bed next to you, hugging you

you curl into him, grasping his shirt tightly

he almost doesn’t know what to do, but he just holds you and lets you cry

it isn’t until you calm down some that he cracks a joke about beating up your ex

“s/o would kick your ass,” you point out, weirdly laughing while still crying

he shrugs “i’d still try for you”

you punch him lightly on the shoulder

and that’s how you know that it’s gonna be okay

no matter what, you still have jared

michael-

okay so

you’re sobbing, sitting on the curb outside the restaurant

your s/o– now ex-s/o– just dumped you and abandoned you at an applebees

you don’t even know what to do

but it’s getting cold and you can’t sit here much longer, so you finally call one of your friends to come pick you up

they don’t answer

so you call michael

and he jumps in the car before you can even finish asking for him to pick you up

he’s like a beacon of hope when his shitty pt cruiser rolls up into the applebees parking lot

the second you get in the car, he’s rambling about something or other, pointless stuff he’d learned in documentaries

bob marley is playing through his speakers

overall, it’s utterly impossible to think from the second you enter his car

and it’s exactly what you need

michael easily takes your mind off of your horrid breakup

he buys you both slushies and goodies from 7 eleven

and when you fall asleep tonight, you’ve half forgotten why today sucked in the first place

send in a request!

[meangirlmurphy]

hi! could I get a shippy thing? I'm 5'4, my hair is very very short & the top part is pastel pink. I wear glasses & usually hoodie & black clothes. Im pretty bipolar. I'm a pretty big nerd, I like to play video games when I can. I wear dorky glasses. I'm actually a writer, sadly I have motivation problems and can never finish them. And I love reading. Getting lost in another worlds chaos is much better than focusing on the chaos at home am I right? I've read some of your stuff & ur really good!

Since you didn’t specify, I just did Dear Evan Hansen and Be More Chill!

Dear Evan Hansen!

Romantic Ship: I 100 percent ship you with Connor Murphy! I feel like he would give you a lot of his clothes to wear (he swears it’s just because he wants you to have “more clothes” but it’s actually because you look so tiny and precious in his stuff). He absolutely loves when you read out loud to him, especially when he’s having one of his very rough days, it tends to calm him. Sometimes the arguments you two get into can get pretty explosive, but since you two both deal with mental illnesses you’re able to quickly resolve the issue at hand (after a few hours of the silent treatment from Connors end). You two met in the local library, coincidentally you both finding refuge there after a nasty night at home with your parents. He had commented on how he liked your hair, and the friendship blossomed on from there. He actually asked you out by replacing the book mark in the book you were reading with a sticky note that said “I’m ready for a new chapter, be my girlfriend?” He also takes you out to places you’ve never been to try to give you a new outlook on life to see if it sparks anything for whatever your currently trying to write!

Friendship Ship: I feel like you would be bffs Jared Kleinman. You two would hang out constantly and play video games all the time! Since you two are both “nerds” and wear the dorky glasses, people often mistake you as being in a relationship (which Connor absolutely hates). But when this happens, you both often have the most dramatic reactions (ex: fake gagging, rolling eyes, “what? I hate him, no”).  If you’re having a particularly hard time at home, he makes up some excuse on why you need to come over right at that exact moment, whether it be he needs to study with you or that he just got a new video game in that you just HAVE to try out. He acts as sort of a big brother towards you. Oh, and he totally teases you over the contrast of your hair to the way you dress. “Really? You look like a fairy threw up on the remains of My Chemical Romance”

Enemy Ship: Zoe Murphy would most likely be the person who, for some reason, has a problem with you. You remind her too much of her brother, and she can’t stand to be around anyone that has any relation to him. She’s not mean to you or anything, she just avoids you as much as possible, You’re her brothers girlfriend, and it’s just super odd to her that you see any good in him honestly.

Be More Chill!

Romantic Ship: I ship you with MIchael Mell! If you don’t think that this boy won’t call you at 3 am because they updated Apocalypse of the Damned you’re dead wrong. Be prepared for late night snack hauls as a form of date with him (because lets face it, he’s not the most romantic person). He ADORES your glasses, and his also trying to get you to let them wear them which you then have to explain:

 “MIkey, I can’t see through your prescription, we can’t trade glasses”

“But yours are so much cuter than mine!”

He feels incredibly special when you wear his red hoodie because he knows you don’t wear a lot of colors and it makes him feel like such a proud boyfriend omg. He’s also your biggest fan when it comes to your writing!!! He’s always asking for updates on current books your working on, and BEGS for you to let him read a sneak peak. But he also understands when you lose motivation, and he’s always the first person to reassure you that even the best of authors get writers block, and that it doesn’t make you any less talented (cue the cuddles)

Friendship Ship: You’d totally be best friends with Rich Goranski, I feel like he’s the type of person you’d go to when you wanted to cause a little chaos. You two often dye your hair together (you’re actually the reason he decided to dye his hair red!! He thought you looked so cool he wanted to try it out himself). He’s not much of reader, but he does let you vent about your writing processes when you need someone to talk to. You’re both pretty short which makes you guys even more powerful when you two are together. You’re just both so small and full of fire that it’s honestly quite scary to some of your peers. Oh, and another thing that you and Rich have in common, is that you both have the hots for Michael Mell. 

Enemy Ship: You’d be enemies with Chloe Valentine. You two are just such opposites! She’s never said anything to you before, but she does give you some snarky looks in the hallway or if you share any classes together. One of the main reasons she doesn’t quite get along with you is because of how much attention you get from Rich. She’s afraid that you’ll somehow take over her status of being the most popular girl, so you leave a bad taste in her mouth. (but believe me, Rich and Michael have NEVER let her say an ill world about you) 

[fanficnstuuff]

Wait for it.

[falairity]

Jared: I'm tellin you, Mikey, I'm a thug

Jared: a rebellious child.

Jared: *putting on sunglasses* my life be like oohh ah!

Jared: *hits hand on stop sign* ow...

[lefandomimagines]

musical theatre imagines

there’s a distinct and tragic lack of imagines/oneshots/hc’s etc for my fav musicals so i thought i’d open up my requests to musicals too. i shall leave a list below of musicals i can comfortably write for. i’ll gladly write for any character or cast member x reader.

- be more chill

- dear evan hansen

- hamilton

- heathers

- mean girls

[generallyclumsy]

Can I get a DEH and BMC ship? I'm a straight girl, about average height (5"6). I have green eyes and brown hair, but I dye it pretty often. I'm really into horror movies, fantasy/historical literature, and video games. I'm pretty introverted and socially anxious, but I love performing on stage (mainly theatre and chorus). I also have a weirdly mixed style of gothic and preppy--clothing, music-taste, etc. And that's all I can think of--thanks!

I’m here and I’m going to write it. I’m so sorry to you and everyone waiting for a matchup. I didn’t proof it, but like I didn’t even put on my tennis shoes this morning so I’m winning ok.

For DEH I ship you with... Jared.

You have compatible personalities.

He also probably likes horror movies and video games.

So like imagine sleepovers but you’re just seeing you can watch the movie longer without flinching and trying to eat Doritos between matches/ rounds of the game you’re playing.

He loves it when you dye your hair, and sometimes will see a color and hecking text you like “hey, this here color, would look good with your skin tone”

He’s hella supportive, even if he doesn’t always seem like it.

I’m taking, at all of your shows, holding you when you’re anxious (if that helps you) and just all in all being top notch.

Ironic niche memes just because he thinks they’re stupid.

That one has very little to do with you but it seemed relevant.

He tries to help you practice your lines and stuff and reads all of the characters in different, progressively weirder accents.

He’s a lad.

And you’re pretty close in height so that’s fun !

I’m out of ideas but I stan this cute, beautiful relationship.

For BMC I ship you with... uh... this is hard hold up... Michael!

That works.

I hc that he actually reads a lot, so like, imagine book swaps! Like you leave each other cute little annotations and it’s just, so pure.

Also the video games! Did somebody say three player games because I did!!

Ah, Jeremy loves you because like, you make Michael happy and you’ll play apocalypse of the damned with them and he appreciates that.

Michael is a scardy cat and horror movies spook him. But you guys watch them a lot so, you just like laugh because he does the jump thing.

He spends nine years trying to convince you to dye your hair red so you guys could coordinate.

That’s up to you?

You both have done anxieties, so you understand each other. You don’t have to explain yourselves to each other.

Mutual support.

Cute.

I love it. Sorry this is so short, as I’ve mentioned, motivation is low. I hope you like it!

Below is Michael watching horror films lmao.

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

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