#jarchie longcon

[beronicalongcon]

deep breath clears throat hi uh deep breath one second *rifling furiously through my note cards* jarchie longcon......*strangled breath* it was a great longcon in the um in the true sense sense of the world....word . fuck. um. *long silence* i-uh-no-so uh i can't do i can't do i actually can't do this i can't i tried the thing i can't *gesturing at finale* are they in there?.......can we get them out!!!!???????

[zenon-karr]

Archie Andrews during Archie the musical:

[nocakesformissedith]

The only REAL problem with the Archie/Betty/Jughead/Veronica quad-poly relationship reveal is the lack of explicit confirmation about Jarchie hooking up. BUT actually this works because the information is revealed by Betty, who while also gay (as a bisexual woman) and generally accepting of LGBT identities— is also incredibly homophobic SPECIFICALLY and ONLY regarding Archie and Jughead.

[eastvillages]

riverdale // christa wolf, cassandra: a novel and four essays

[transsexual-necromutilomaniac]

I'll say it once I'll say it a thousand times the jarchie jughead paradox fight is framed like sex

[thew1tchinghours]

We could have had the Jarchie kiss we deserved if they gave us some in universe reason jughead could only kiss Archie if he possessed another body Abigail Blossom style then Reggie would volunteer and he’d put jughead’s hat on and they’d kiss and then he’d unpossess him and Reggie would kiss Archie as himself and then Archie would kiss Betty and Betty would kiss Veronica and Veronica would ki

[frankensteindotpdf]

can we start a conspiracy like the johnlockers. theres a secret extra episode of riverdale all about jarchie and theyre releasing it next month

[riverdalegay]

i love and appreciate the archiereggie ship (mostly because it’s been the only way we’ve seen fagarchie this season) but to my core i am a jarchie longcon truther. if jarchie has a million fans, then I am one of them. if jarchie has only one fan then that is me. if jarchie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is against jarchie, then I am against the world.

[dykejugheadjones]

its should’ve happened….. #JARCHIE LONGCON

[spyanotherday]

it’s a jarchie kind of saturday folks

[femmehysteria]

[zenon-karr]

Fellas poetry is gay when you relate it to Jughead Jones

[liege-of-the-bees]

Current theory for the last episode of Riverdale: Jughead and Archie confess, they lean in for a kiss, their lips touch and Boom instant credit roll

[lucy-stoolz]

[transsexual-necromutilomaniac]

even if archie man lover andrews and author in love with it’s character jughead don’t get together i will still count it as a win. the jarchie longcon works in mysterious ways 

[thew1tchinghours]

Ras was telling us all this time. Telling us why we didn’t get a jarchie kiss. Straight from Jesus Allegory Polly’s lips to our ears