#janwan

[padawansuggest]

Sometimes I think of the relationship Obi-Wan has with animals and my heart flutters. They love him so much. Why can’t we have an AU where he lives with the agricorps as an animal expert and gets to sit in the grass with wool making kids and help bring endangered species back???

Shit wait I just remembered I’m literally already writing that one lmao nvm. Obi-Wan ends up on a thriving agricorps world where he’s instantly snatched up by Qui-Gon (the force told him new baby at the port is HIS new baby and that’s how he adopted Feemor and Xanatos too) who is a textile worker and while showing Obi-Wan around the area they’d decided Obi-Wan would fit in with best, Obi-Wan falls in love with the lamb-like creatures that Qui-Gon says they get a bit of wool from and also Qui-Gon is married to Dex who owns a really big diner in the village they left Obi-Wan in and it’s a popular place for visitors to stop by on trip layovers and refueling so Qui and Dex are Obi-Wan’s new dads and he gets to play with the little lambs and goats and help raise them to good little wool makers and also Jaster Mereel never died so he’s still in charge and sometimes when him and his kids have to go in this direction they stop at Dex’s diner for gossip on the latest movements of possible death watch encampments and also cause Dex is the best chef and Obi-Wan might have a slightly crush on the Alor’ade Jango but he’s too shy to really go up to him till one day the other brings him a gift and tells him he’s cute and Obi-Wan went slightly feral and jumped him for a kiss before running away in embarrassment and it was the funniest thing any of them have ever seen and so Obi-Wan made Jango a wall hanging from the wool of his favorite girl and Jango realized they’re basically exchanging courting gifts and steps his game up and now the True Mandalorians visit way more often and it’s amazing. Obi-Wan visits Mandalore a few times to see what the culture is like and now he’s conflicted if he wants to move in with Jango or stay on the agricorps planet with his dad and brothers but Jango thinks they can play it by ear and be wherever they feel like at the moment and Jaster thinks they’re both stupid but cute and he’s glad his heir Arla actually wants to stay on planet with her partner and yes. It’s cute. They raise space goats. Obi-Wan sits in grassy fields with baby lambs in his lap while they have picnics and Jango def fell for him while watching him cuddle baby lambs one day that’s def how he fell in love. Shmi and Anakin are brought to the agricorps after being freed from slavery and the order is putting them in basic force training classes but since they’re too old to be Jedi they’re sent to the agricorps where they can be farmers and live in peace and be happy in a world with water and sunshine and not need to work much (if any, since the order will technically take care of them if they don’t wanna at all and they might not for a while cause as former slaves they would benefit from thinking of themselves first for once) and this time instead of Qui-Gon meeting a new child at the docks, it’s Obi-Wan waiting there eagerly for the new baby and when Anakin and Shmi get off the ship Ani stops and just looks at Obi-Wan for a long minute before smiling and saying he knew Obi would be here when he arrived and they instantly bond and hug and Shmi is all ‘?????’ But goes with it cause her boy has been pulling this shit since he was born and she’s learned it’s always for the better and now Obi-Wan has a little shadow while he does his work before Ani and Shmi eventually go on to work on (both improving and creating) machines that help with livestock and crop harvesting and the little droids that do the hard legwork on the ground and stuff like that and they’re both so happy to work with machines and maybe Shmi falls in love with that nice grocer Cleigg Larrs who has a kid around Ani’s age who plays with him during their school time and it’s nice and everyone has family it’s beautiful.

The clones are eventually made but it was for science and so there aren’t very many of them and like 10 of them end up in the agricorps/on Mandalore with Jango and Obi-Wan as heirs (Omega is Arla’s daughter now) and Cody, Rex and Boba are Obi-Wan and Jango’s sons but also the three of them are mixed genes with Obi so they’re both their kids and Alpha is a little terror who runs the show and knows it and he’s gonna make a great supervisor in the agricorps later cause he Knows Things and everyone is soft.

Din is a child they found on a battle torn planet and brought back but instead of being folded into the agricorps he was basically loved on by many many Mandos who instantly decided he was going to be a part of them so he has baby armor and it helps his anxiety. Grogu is delivered to the agricorps cause he’s gonna be a baby for so long that it makes sense to put him on a world he chose till he’s old enough to teach and Grogu through a force vision of Din being his buir one day decided the agricorps and was brought there only to instantly force bond with baby Din and now they’re inseparable lol.

Before that tho Anakin does the same thing as his dad/brother before him and gets a force push to wait at the docks for an arrival one day only to gain a baby sister Ahsoka (who loves her new big bro with included mommy in the package) and he’s the best big brother ever and she really gets attached to working as one of the teachers in town with smaller kiddos. Shmi loves having a daughter she never thought she’d have anyone but Ani and now she’s got Obi (somewhat lmao they’re closer in age but she loves him like a son) and Ahsoka who will cuddle up to her and they can watch holodramas together and talk about girl things and help each other out and it’s so soft.

Anakin eventually meets Padme who’s come there to get agricorps help on a relief mission and the rest is history and Padme eventually moves there (she works with outreach where they help other planets tho she’s still herself lmao) when she finds out the twins are coming along lmao.

I’ve lost the plot of this post but not the plot of this glorious AU. Might write more ideas I’ve had for it later.

[voiceofspacecalling]

It’s Another Time

Part I

He makes it off Geonosis by the skin of his teeth.

The Jedi—Windu, had nearly sliced his head off. Only a not so stray shot from a clanker had saved him.

It hit him on the side, not a fatal wound, but certainly one, sooner treated, the better.

It served both the purpose of knocking him down and giving Windu reason to pause his attack long enough for Kenobi to rush over to them.

Kriffing Kenobi then proceeded to give him the option of leaving the battlefield with his son, living to fight another day.

With a hole in the side, and the building outrage of Jedi master who seemed eager to decapitate him. It wasn’t much of a choice.

It was too clean, despite injuries, it was too kriffing simple. Even when Windu began to protest, he almost immediately relented, when Kenobi played the famous Jedi, “we’re peace keepers first” card. Before Escorting—dragging him off to where his son was hidden in the shadows. Too easy.

Blasted force wielders.

Jango, now leaning heavily on his son, who isn’t so much as supporting his weight, as dragging him back to the Slave I. Knows he should be dead right now.

He isn’t, and it’s due to the most reckless man he’s ever met. Who he now owes a debt to...

Fantastic.

[gatersgonewild]

Sidious: I sent you to kill Obi-Wan and he’s not even maimed?!?

Jango: Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a Jedi.

Sidious: ...

Jango: *finger guns his way out of the room*

[imran-jutt]

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[padawansuggest]

So in an AU I have where it’s Jango/Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan was 13 when the war happened. That means Jango is a ways older than him. Nothing untoward happened while Obi was younger, in fact they don’t officially get together till Obi is like 35-40, but when Jango finally shows up to move into the temple (he’s got a fully functioning planet back on Mandalore but there was an incident where they found some cloned babies of Obi and Ani and him and Obi want to raise them but know they’ll be HELLA force sensitive so he’s spending at least 5-10 years basically in the temple with him he’s a very different guy than in canon but still undeniably himself) he shows up all ‘lol I know I’m a few months early but I got bored and abdicated’ and Obi-Wan, is. Shocked. Asks ‘who the fuck did you abdicate to?’ ‘My kids, duh’ and Obi-Wan, knowing that Jango kept both Boba AND Omega in this AU, goes ‘okay, but, which one of them?’ And Jango just grins and says ‘idk yet, I left them alone to duke it amongst themselves’.

And that’s just about the most Jango Fett thing he can do. Omega probably wins and Boba gets annoyed, runs off and takes over Tatooine just cause it’s also important to this AU. Just fuckin cause.

[padawansuggest]

My rare pair only loving brain: Jango/Obi is obv peak rare.

Five minutes later: no. Hondo/Obi.

Now, reaching galaxy brain: Hondo/Obi/Jango

[padawansuggest]

Jango and Obi-Wan: *getting married like the dumbass soulmates they are*

Qui-Gon: *getting drunk at the open bar because his little boy is married now*

Jaster: *getting just as trashed for the same reason*

Anakin: *comes over and scowls at both of them* Oh my god, Master Qui-Gon! Obi-Wan said he wanted you to dance with him at the ceremony later, can you even stand?

Qui-Gon: *drunkenly stumbles upright* it’s okay it’s okay I can just filter it it’s just some liquid in my bones it’s fine-

Anakin: *big long sigh* You know what? Fuck it. Just give a really sappy drunken speech about how he was So Tiny when you first became his master. He’ll probably get sappy too.

Qui-Gon: *legit tearing up* he was so wittle, he could use my robes as a blanking and fit right in my arms *breaks down into sobs*

Anakin: That’s good, use that. *looks at Jaster* What about you. You don’t look like you can stand.

Jaster: The perks of being this short, is when I eventually fall over, I’m already so close to the ground.

Anakin: Amazing. You seem to have full sentences down, at least.

Jaster: I’m a good drunk talker. I tell good drunk stories. Should I tell the story about when Jango was seven and thought my second in command was a werewolf?

Anakin: ...yes please.

Jaster: *saluting him* I shall make it as embarrassing as possible. Jango will be horrified.

Qui-Gon: *still crying a little* I like you. We should compare baby books later.

Jaster: It’s am important job, someone must do it.

[padawansuggest]

People just like. Ask me. Why I love Obi-Wan/Jango so fucking much. Like. Y’all. The list is miles long. The cliches. The personalities. The way they eye fucked in the apartment on Kamino. The parallels in their earlier storylines. The millions of AUs that could come from early storyline fix it fics (fics where Jango’s parents never died, fics where they found Arla and she didn’t get kidnapped by Death Watch, fics where Jaster survived, fics where the Death Watch never wiped them out, fics where he wasn’t sold as a slave, fuck it even fics where Obi-Wan and Jango were instead sold to the same owner, the list is infinite and endless) the way that they both feel about the clones they both try so hard to see them as tools because they both Have A Need For Them and they both get so fucking attached to them they’re both such fucking bleeding hearts, the tough warrior who’s tragic and in pain and emotional, the possibility for time travel fics for both of them y’all I can’t give you just one single answer I just fucking ship them so damn much and I don’t know what to say, my heart is full when I think of infinite possibilities and I wish so desperately there was more content for them. It’s. I ache for rare pairs.

[padawansuggest]

Soulmate AU where 28yo Obi and 34yo Jango meet and they’re all ‘ugh but we’re so different this probably isn’t gonna work out’ but then someone near them mentions some kids show and Obi-Wan’s all ‘omfg I have a twelve year old back at the temple you have NO idea how many kids show themes are stuck in my brain’ and Jango’s all ‘I have a three year old, I have seen every episode of Little Einstein and Mickey Mous Clubhouse’ and then for the rest of their meeting (lol soulmate AU where you can get a test done and find your soulmate and invite them to a fancy meet and greet I waaaaaant it) whoever told them to go to the meet and greet (probably Bant and Jango’s TM second in command cause AU where no sith and TM still alive I’ll fight anyone) are just all ‘omfg they’re talking about their kids on the first date they’re so gonna get married within a year’.

Absolutely incorrect. They get drunk and find a 3am open chapel in the nearest Jedi medical station and get married with a cranky droid doing the ceremony and then make plans to get their kids and introduce them and Anakin and 3yo Boba are So Not Having This rn it’s 4 in the morning plz daddies it’s sleepy time now wtf. Anakin ends up angrily taking Boba back to bed with him when their drunk guardians pass out on the couch an hour later and Boba is very thankful someone in this apartment has sense wtf.

[padawansuggest]

So, I just saw a picture of Rex where he looked like Bow from She-Ra (https://deepseacritter.tumblr.com/post/188443534051/i-adore-every-piece-of-your-star-wars-art-just-had) and... it gave me a few ideas...

So. I wanna make a fic where Anakin (the apprentice to the sith Emperor Palpatine/Sidious) is wandering out one day in the ‘forbidden zone’ (alliance territory) and accidentally stumbles over a lightsaber that turns him into a badass kickass guy with a breathing issue and anger issues and a cool suit of armor (like the Mandalorian warriors!!! From those books he found before Palpatine bought him of Tatooine and took him to the Imperial Center!!!) and immediately after gets into a fight with Rex and Ahsoka who claim ‘we saw it first’ but it’ll only turn Anakin into Darth Vader (the legendary Sith who was secretly good in the end and is said to be the chosen one who would destroy all truly evil sith by using their own powers against them) and so he ends up going back to Alliance territory with them.

Rex has like five million brothers and his dad is married to the crazy Jedi Obi-Wan and they’re both great warriors but also secretly huge book nerds who adopt every child they find. Padme is the queen of Ahsoka and Rex’s kingdom and Anakin immediately falls in love and it’s so stupid and adorable. Cody joins them all in beating up Imperials often, but Rex and him can never get along for more than five minutes at a time because sometimes you see your twin and feel the urge to End Them Before They End You First and that’s a universal instinct. Their parents encourage them to have different hobbies and Cody likes this one sport that’s kinda like Rugby but gayer and ten times as violent and they’re all ‘eh’ and go with it.

[voiceofspacecalling]

Another Time Maybe

The Jedi kicks him in the face, and Jango can’t help but think maybe in another time and place, he might’ve offered to buy him a drink.

The man is skilled, not quite in his league, not yet. But sooner rather then later he’ll be a force that Jango will have to watch out for. Assuming the Jedi survives this encounter.

“You always did the like spirited ones.” Jaster’s teasing voice comes back to him unbidden.

Yes I do, but...

Then the Jedi kicks him off the side of the platform despite being tied to him.

They tend to be reckless fools too. He thinks wryly, sinking his blade into the structure to halt his descent.

The Jedi follows, flying past him and off the platform, threatening to drag him down too. It’s only with mild regret that he releases the cable linking them together.

A shame the man had to be a Jedi.

Later, when he sees that the Jedi not only managed to survive the fall, but managed to follow him all the way to Geonosis. He knows that in another time he definitely would’ve offered to buy Kenobi a drink.

Part II

[padawansuggest]

Modern AU Obi-Wan as a daycare owner (he ended up being good with kids when his adopted dad wouldn’t stop dropping his new stepbrother off at his house in college and was all ‘okay’) who won’t stop flirting with single father Jango when he comes to drop off his 57 sons who all look shockingly alike while exasperated workers Anakin (baby all grown up now 😭) and HS teenager Ahsoka drown under a pile of children behind them and curse their very existence.

[padawansuggest]

do you have a link to the jango & obi fic you were talking abt in that post. i gotta read it now

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7581466

Y’all want smut???? I’m delivering. I love this fic so much but BE WARNED, there is untagged knife and blood play and I can handle it but I was so angry to run into that without warning and it’s not light it’s Heavy af. But it’s. Good.

[padawansuggest]

Santa Clause AU, how Jango convinces Obi-Wan to marry him in less than a month

Obi-Wan: Magic... as in... how some people believe the force is magic, or, like how even Jedi consider the Dathomirian tribes to be magic because it’s a different application of the force and can’t properly be measured by our standards?

Jango, not a Jedi: Well, I don’t know much about the Dothomirian tribes... but I can sorta distort reality a little? I don’t seem build for a warmer climate anymore, I seem to be able to make it snow whenever I need it to, and I’m fairly sure I can kinda slow time.

Obi-Wan: *frantic scientist noises* I WANT TO STUDY THAT PLZ LET ME STUDY THAT!! I have never wished for black holes to exist less in my life!!!!

Jango: What do black holes have to do with it????

Obi-Wan: Because if they didn’t exist then the universe would have a centralized concept of time!!!! But we don’t!!!! Because the closer you are to a black hole anywhere in the universe the slower time goes!!!! If they didn’t exist I could measure if your time abilities are centralized or not!!!! I need to order equipment from the main temple!!!!

Jango: Sure, but no telling other Jedi about what you’ve found. Idk what you’re gonna find but I’m fairly sure if you report any of this, the factory will be crawling with ExplorCorps workers by the end of the week trying to figure out why.

Obi-Wan: You’re right, we are a bunch of nosy little bitches, but you should let me tell Anakin. He’ll be suspicious enough at me falling in love in less than a month but if we dangle magical technology in front of him he’ll understand. He might even fight me for you.

Jango: *snort* He’s at least twenty years early for that one, but I’ll allow it. He can try to win Fives’s affections. He’s the right age. Shmi on the other hand, would have more of a chance. Not because I’m interested, but because I’m fairly sure she would bury you in the dirt if she decided to fight for it.

Obi-Wan: *incoherant science mumbles*

Jango: ...Oh no I might legit love him... he’s cute...

[padawansuggest]

Hi! So, weird little known fact about me: I’m slightly obsessed with the Santa Clause movies. I mean the older Tim Allen movies where Santa dies and the next person to put on his pants becomes the next Santa Clause, and has to move to the North Pole. Now, why is this important? Because I have an AU for you guys.

Years ago I considered a lesbian Santa Clause AU where instead of a father who picks up the pants, it’s a mother, and she becomes the next Santa Clause and later on has to find a wife in a rom-com fashion and back then I still thought I was aromantic, what an idiot my little demi-romo lesbian ass was. But that’s not what this is about. That’s just backstory for the fact that, yes; I am obsessed with the SC movies and I’ve been creating AUs for them for a while.

So, an AU (and be gentle with me here, I only came up with this about 20 minutes ago in the bathtub) where we open up on Concord Dawn. All of the Concord Dawn system has a 1 week celebration period where supposedly a jolly old fat man breaks into your house and leaves either gifts, or coal. This night that we open up on, on a very rare snowy night in the middle of a Concord Dawn winter on the last day of the celebrations.

Boba, Fives and Echo are currently the only sons at home with Jango. Jango’s other sons include Cody, Rex, Wolffe, twins Fives and Echo, and little one Tup. The rest of the kids are all off in various celebrations around the village while Jango stays at home with his unlucky three who all have colds and are acting like giant babies about it. But Jango can’t blame him, his dad says ‘you treat those boys like babies and they’ll act like it whenever it suits them’ and you know what? Jaster might have a point. But Jaster is weak to his grandsons too, so, no room to talk.

So Jango is just about given up on getting his children to bed (Fives refuses to sleep with a headache because laying down makes it worse, and if Fives isn’t asleep than neither is Echo, and Boba is the most stubborn 8 year old to exist and Wants To Be Like His Big Brothers, so he’s not going to bed either) when they hear a loud clattering on the rooftop.

Well, that gets the little ones excited and shouting for Santa Clause, while it gets Jango going for his blaster because on top of three babies with headcolds and not enough sleep himself now he’s got a damn burglar on the roof, possibly an assassin, and he’s nothing if not ready to kick some ass to keep his kids safe.

So, the whole shebang, they go outside and Santa fell off the roof and the kids climb the ladder while Jango is inspecting the giant pants that fell on the ground and he’s only wearing his boxers and a shirt and jacket and now the kids are in a weird looking speeder and damn one of them is gonna figure out how to turn it on and then he’s gonna lose his little ones to a speeder accident and so he gets in the speeder too but he can’t figure out how to turn it off when it takes off with a bunch of weird looking livestock attached to it and his internal monologue at this point is just a constant stream of ‘???????!!!!!!!!!???????’ and you know what? This may as well just happen. Tonight has already been so weird.

So, now Jango is supposedly Santa Clause, and he goes home thinking it was all a bad acid trip and ‘I need to stop drinking cough syrup when im not sick that shit’ll fuck me up’ and deciding it was all a big nightmare.

But then the kids had the EXACT same dream as him... and they’re blathering on about it to the rest of their brothers like it definitely happened and Jango is just staring at his morning caff as if it’s poison or something. Cody, his darling little Cody, his first son, his baby, is an asshole and won’t stop laughing at daddy. Mean.

Now, Concord Dawn isn’t the only changed thing about this AU. Another thing is that the Jedi Order has a temple there. Now, there is a theory that at one point in time, the Jedi Order accepted all students. In this AU, you still need a significant midichlorian count to get into the main temple crèche, but the other temples all over the galaxy will accept students with any midichlorian count, not only for regular classes (like a very high level school with none of the elitist bullshit) or, in the case of the Fett/Mareel/extended family (because Jango has like four siblings including his sister and they all got kids too, that clan be massive) force nulls with an afinity for unexplained force abilities, like heightened senses or telepathy. The Fett clan excels at telepathy. So they’re all enrolled in the Jedi temple on Concord Dawn.

One of the teachers who deals mainly with the younger children, as well as telepathy cases, is Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, who has just taken on an apprentice of his own and moved to the little broken planet of Concord Dawn to help raise him in a better environment than the smog filled city of Coruscant. They even brought Anakin’s mother with them, and she’s delighted to get to work in the temple here. Lots of machines to maintain.

Of course, this also means that Obi-Wan is the master to consult about this... strange situation.

“So you’re saying,” Master Kenobi said, one of those perfectly long fingered hands gently curling around the edge of his lower face to rest against, somehow looking concerned and amused at the same time, “that you and your sons, all four of you being the only ones at home last night, all had a shared dream where you became Santa Clause and delivered presents all over the planet on the last day of Solstice celebrations?”

Jango couldnt really think of a proper answer to that, so he just nodded slowly. “Um, yes.”

Kenobi smiled at him from across the desk, looking almost swoon worthy with his swoopy hair and pretty smile. Jango is almost sad he’s only been in the temple for a year now, but then again, seeing the man any younger than this would make him feel like an absolute creep.

“Just one more question; did you take the same medicine as the kids last night? From what I’ve read of your family records, even you showed an amazing afinity for telepathy as a child, a shocking thing for someone who’s baseline null, while your kids all have a few midichlorians each, but it could have been a... drug induced, sort of thing.”

Jango’s face did a funny little thing for a minute, and he finally shrugged. “I... I want to say that must have been what it was. But I don’t remember taking anything.”

Master Kenobi looked concerned, but sympathetic. “That’s alright then. We’ll schedule you with one of the temple mind healers to see if they can get further answers out of this. I’m sure it’s nothing big to be worried about. I had my fair share of shared dreams as a kid.”

And so Jango left feeling a little better, but admittedly, ready to ignore the problem entirely.

So, the story goes on, Jango becomes Santa Clause by the next Christmas, and he has to move his family out to one of Concord Dawn’s moons, a snowy little thing with big winter foliage and little elven sentients that call him their boss now.

Awkward. Luckily, it’s barely a one hour commute back to Concord Dawn so the kids can still attend temple classes. Things are going well, other than the fact that he has to sort of lie to his siblings and father about what he’s doing now -a toy maker, of all the damn things he has to pretend to be a toy maker who loves living on this snow planet- and the fact that he’s sort of... well, he’s not really keeping his figure much anymore.

His sweet tooth used to be only about big enough to tolerate half a spoonful of sugar in his caff at most, but now he’s drinking hot chocolate before bed and considering cookies for breakfast. That can /not/ be good for his health. But that’s not nearly as concerning as the snow white beard and white hair he’s sporting. That part seemed genuinely/concerning/ to his family at first. Echo and Fives and Boba all loved it when it’d first cropped up, insisting it was proof that their dad was magic now.

Jango was content enough with his new job and regular visits from his family, but then those damn elves had to come and tell him he needed to take a wife -he does /not/, thank you very much, he looked at the old bylaws very carefully, the ticket may have been written up to be a sexist piece of shit, but the original is in Mandalorian and that means a spouse can be of any gender thank you very much- or he could lose his magic and position as Santa Clause.

As well as all the memories that go along with the past three years of his life here.

He considered letting that happen for all of ten seconds before he knew he couldn’t let that happen, no matter what.

So, he took a trip back to Concord Dawn, in the fevered hopes of finding someone willing to marry him for financial stability or something like that.

And ends up running into Master Kenobi in the market place, who hasn’t seen him since before he became unable to control his white beard situation. The Jedi teacher looks shocked to see him, obviously not expecting the white hair and... less than thin figure Jango was sporting now days. But the shock was so short lived that Jango honestly thinks it’s half the shock of seeing him at all, not much for his appearance. He knows as well as anyone that he looks quite a bit older than he is now.

Yada yada yada you know the details of that one, Santa woos the hot teacher who learns that he’s Santa and still loves him anyways and this time Obi-Wan and Jango have to split time between Concord Dawn so Obi-Wan and the kids can make it to the temple for classes, and back to the factory so they can all be with their family, with the added plus of Anakin and Shmi moving in with them for Extra Chaos and all them being cute, and basically, yes.

Obi-Wan later gets pregnant with Waxer and Boil and during a visit that’s when Qui-Gon and Jaster find out about Jango being Santa Clause and that’s beautiful too.

Anyways, Jango/Obi-Wan is the only proper ship, thank you for your consideration.