#i have hash browns and spam and sausage and cheese and also cocktail shrimp for breaking fast

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Soulmate AU where 28yo Obi and 34yo Jango meet and they’re all ‘ugh but we’re so different this probably isn’t gonna work out’ but then someone near them mentions some kids show and Obi-Wan’s all ‘omfg I have a twelve year old back at the temple you have NO idea how many kids show themes are stuck in my brain’ and Jango’s all ‘I have a three year old, I have seen every episode of Little Einstein and Mickey Mous Clubhouse’ and then for the rest of their meeting (lol soulmate AU where you can get a test done and find your soulmate and invite them to a fancy meet and greet I waaaaaant it) whoever told them to go to the meet and greet (probably Bant and Jango’s TM second in command cause AU where no sith and TM still alive I’ll fight anyone) are just all ‘omfg they’re talking about their kids on the first date they’re so gonna get married within a year’.

Absolutely incorrect. They get drunk and find a 3am open chapel in the nearest Jedi medical station and get married with a cranky droid doing the ceremony and then make plans to get their kids and introduce them and Anakin and 3yo Boba are So Not Having This rn it’s 4 in the morning plz daddies it’s sleepy time now wtf. Anakin ends up angrily taking Boba back to bed with him when their drunk guardians pass out on the couch an hour later and Boba is very thankful someone in this apartment has sense wtf.