#janejade

[turntech-fuckedinthehead]

Jadejane kisses? I feel there's not enough of those cuties

Jane is on her tip toes to reach Jade

[davekat-sucks]

So some people bitched about the thin Jane on Twitter. And I thought, fine, I will make it more accurate for them. Fat white girl Jane who loves a dog dick Jade is better than Davekat. Now she's accurate for the nu-fandom.

[autisticrosewilson]

A few weeks ago in like the middle of the night me and @perseus-jackass started spitballing about a nightmare polycule between Transfem Grant (Greta), Transfem Jason (Jane), Tara Markov, and Jade Nguyen. And it's very important that you all know that we assigned each relationship in this therapy session in the making a Chappelle Roan song.

For the curious few:

Casual - teenage JaneGreta. Jane is in her soft girl Robin era and Greta is trying too hard to pull off the grunge look. They're enemies with benefits but Adeline keeps inviting Jane on family getaways, it's girl time she says, but she's actually their biggest fan. Nonetheless Greta has inherited her father's commitment issues, while Jane is already picking out rings.

Naked in Manhattan - JaneTara. Tara is the first girl she really has a crush on, and while Tara knows this she tends to ignore it until a falling out with Slade where she uses Jane as a rebound (not that Jane knows this, but Jane is also rebounding from Greta), realizes she likes girls, but also realizes that trying anything with Jane would put them both in danger

Guilty Pleasure - GretaJade, comes about when they're roommates terrorizing the Titans together. Jade shows Greta what it means to be a girl (everyone in this story is a mentally ill unreliable narrator) and Greta develops a crush she knows can't be requited because of Roy. Greta can't commit to Jane, but at least subconsciously she knows that Jade won't ever be a real option so she feels safer about latching onto her, even if her fantasies do make her feel guilty sometimes. Not enough to stop though

Super graphic Ultra modern girl - JadeTara. Jane and Greta are dead. Slade's rouse is up, and with it Tara's (less willing than in canon) affiliation. Jade and Roy are officially done. For now. They meet by chance, and they are both hurting in the same way, aching for something to cling onto. It was just supposed to be some fun with a hot girl, until it's not. Until it's casual hangouts, and dinner dates, and Tara is in Jade's apartment more often than not. It can't last forever, but they take what they can get while they have it.

Picture You - JaneJade, when Jane is training in the league and Jade has just given birth to her daughter but isn't willing to tell Roy yet. They rely on each other for emotional support, using intimacy as a crutch that only lasts them so long. The idealized versions of each other are more appealing than the reality. They can both pretend for a little while to be who the other needs. Jane can be soft and giving, a safe place for Jade to land, strong enough to take what Jade has to give. Jade can make herself feel infallible, in control of things, she can hurt Jane just the way she likes to be hurt and pretend that only being able to cause harm is something she can take pride in.

Red Wine Supernova - Older JaneGreta. Not a single person in either of their families is fond of this. Jane is a legally dead crime lord and Greta is playing bodyguard. They're utterly disgusting together, there isn't a rooftop in the East End they haven't at least made out on. Do not assume this means they're done being toxic, beating each other until they draw blood is foreplay, they argue like a married couple but with more threats of bodily harm, neither one of them knows what Safe or Sane means - and with the level of mental illness going on Consensual is debatable - but every interaction has some kind of BDSM undertone.

Jaygrant

Powerful mental image had to make a mood board about it

[erisolkat]

do find it interesting that the only people who are saying out loud that they wish there was more incest in homestuck are the stridercest shippers. you just wanted an excuse to make the cute blonde gay boys kiss didnt you. like imo if youre gonna ship human kid incest at least be interesting... like janejade or something i havent seen that before... be original... its gross but you dont have to be mainstream abt it

[dirkcourse]

Incest made by survivors and non survivors still hurts survivors.

Saying it's just fiction ignores that it's made by real people.

Saying just ignore it ignores that it invades tags that should be safe.

Fandom r traumatization is toxic and normalized.

[damzcourse-blog]

hey if y’all ain’t in this tag for coping reasons i hope you step on a rusty nail

[mordkatze]

i cant draw but i need janejade thx

[alternatestuck]

Janejade child pixel

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Still for moirails day 2, AU! Aged down Nanna and Grandma Harley. One day they’re gonna be old but they’re not gonna act like it. For now tho they’re off to get milkshakes.

@homestuck-ff-month

[outragedslime]

and its not a reach i am just pointing out ur hypocrisy the beta kids still view the alpha kids as their own parents even if they are not from the same universe would you ship janejade together because they are not from the same universe because going by your logic that means those ships would be ok but no you have to be a hypocrite and make other shippers feel left out from your page i am not against these dynamics but i hate it when people get on their high horse and act like purest of all

Anyway uhhhh incest is bad and you should feel bad

[turntech-fuckedinthehead]

Can I request some flushed JadeJaneRoxy? Lewd or not, dealer's choice.

First post, hope I’m doing these cuties justice

[davekat-sucks]

janejade (dog treats?) is better!!

JaneJade aka Dog Biscuits is better than Davekat.

[daily-janey]

aa i’ve missed drawing these wonderful girls! -mod swanson (do not tag as janejade)

[forgottenhsfacts]

Which ships are considered incestuous?

I don’t know if all of these are actual ships, but I’m just gonna list them anyway: DaveRose, JohnJade, DaveDirk, DaveRoxy, RoseRoxy, RoseDirk, JohnJane, JaneJade, AlphaDave/AlphaRose, any of the kids with their Guradrians, Calliope/Caliborn and debatably all of the trolls.

DirkRoxy and JaneJake are not incestuous at all.

[mordkatze]

greetings children theres like 10 posts in the janejade tag pls fix???

[alternatestuck]

could you do a janejade child pixel?

ASDFGHJKL YES THATS MY OTP HOLD ON