#jane gardner au

[lazaruswitch]

Guy Gardner: sometimes nuisance, often great friend, forever ginger, former social worker and teacher, current Green Lantern and... father.

"What the fuck," says Kyle. He was pretty exhausted from his latest assignment, and hadn't even hit the showers or went to bed yet, so he probably misheard. Or was hallucinating.

"What, Jane?" says Hal, like that's a normal fucking thing to say when John suddenly starts talking about running into Guy's daughter.

"What."

"Jane, or RJ, whichever she says. You haven't met her yet?" he continues as he digs through a bag. "You're missing out Kyle, she's a killer cook. Smart girl too, got a massive scholarship when she got into NYU. Might've been top of her class? Aha!"

Here, Hal pulls out a bag of brownies and crows in victory. Kyle's headache only intensifies.

"Oh, life is so good to me sometimes. Kyle, I'd offer, but I value these more than my life, so you're going to have to do all the hard work yourself."

Whatever that means. Hal starts eating the brownies like he's reenacting a vaguely pornographic food commercial. Kyle grimaces and turns away to look at John.

"Since when did Guy have a daughter? I've never heard anything about her," he asks.

"I'm not too sure myself, but I imagine it's been a couple years now. She was about 16 when he took her in, if I'm remembering right," John answers mildly.

Kyle blanches at that because, well, again, what the fuck. It sounded like she was already out of college, or at least finished a degree. That was probably at least 5 years of her being around somewhere.

John must see something on his face, because he says, "We didn't find out ourselves for a while, and only by accident."

"Yeah," Hal adds, slightly muffled. "He'd gone radio silent after a mission, and we were worried 'cause he got pretty roughed up. So we show up at his place and whaddya know! Some teenage girl, and a redhead at that, answers the door with the nastiest look on her face. Thought she'd deck us, honestly. And then Guy rushes out - totally fine for the record - and nearly flips his shit at us."

John gives Hal an unimpressed look.

"Get cleaned up and rest, Kyle," he says. "You'll see Guy in a few days, you can ask him then. It's high time you met her anyway, considering her ring."

"Her what?"

[damedianariggalbumphoto]

[rockkal]

HOMESTUCK BEYOND CANON NEXT UPD8(s) PREDICTIONS (I'm delusional, btw) /SHITPOST

We get to see Jack Noir be a pathetic little meow meow and has depression because he's too busy working at the mine coal to see his wife

The Felt come into the screen, also somehow snowman, and they all say "We voted for Obama" (this is very important homestuck lore, btw)

Brand new character called HEROIN ADDICT is introduced. Son of Karkat and Dave. Has a brother named John Egbert Strider Vantas

Clover flirts with Jane and gets sent to the weed dungeon. And not like the good weed. I mean like the weed that really feels like shit

Jake becomes new leader of the Felt and Crowbar becomes his dad (Crowbar dad AU, write that down, it'll be on the test)

We get to see Death, the character, talk with ULT Dirk and he brang along the Midnight Crew, Mom Lalonde B1 and Dad egbert because he thinks they're cool (also, Mom Lalonde and Dad Egbert kiss a lot in death's office and have tea and buscuits with the Midnight Crew)

CALIBORN COMES FOR A SINGLE PANEL AND MAKES JUNE OFFICIALLY TRANS! BECAUSE HE HATES JUNE AND HE HATES WOMEN SO HE COMBINES THE TWO THINGS HE HATES INTO ONE (this is a joke, btw. I honestly want June's transitioning to be more in character then just the gremlin guy I like does it for me)

Ms Paint. becomes narrator of both Candy and Meat and it's just a podcast about different types of paint

Something related to The Midnight Crew's creator, Professor Mayasaka or however the fuck ya spell it, something translated into midnight. Whatever. I just wanna see the professor man come in and do something

JANE REVIVES AIMLESS RENEGADE SOMEHOW AND HE GOES GOD TIER! (His Classpect is Mage of Blood because I say so)

Sollux and Eridan kissing

B

Roxy breaks the fourth wall and says "it's Roxy Lalonding time" and Roxy Lalondes all over the place

A bucket appears and yeah

We see Andrew Hussie in a bath robe

Terezi manages to give back the legal rights to Beyond Canon back to their creators (sorry, I forgot your name, mister cool homestuck guy. I forget easily :'(]

Vriska dies. (I hate Vriska! (In a Kismesis way))

Equius comes back to say "I require horse" and then he gets prototyped with the universe frog

Matchsticks gets a personality and we learn he wants to become an actual fire fighter and save people since he was a kid

Stitch becomes hella cool by partnering with Kanaya to beat the shit out of Dirk

Rose just stays Rose because I forgot she existed

21 again but with Dave

June Egbert gets two new dads and they're Eggs and Biscuits from The Felt because it reminds her of her dead dad's cakes

Diamonds Droogs/Draconian Dignitary x Dad Crocker 20 hour oiled up make out session flash animation

Calliope has a child with Roxy. (comment what ya think they would be called)

Dirk eats a baby (it's John Egbert Strider Vantas)

AR gets to have a robo body and becomes friends with AR and Aradia and also Aranea is there to keep them in check and they call eachother the "AR squad", but Aranea is the out cast because she is blue

Eden Gardner (homestuck OC of @springselkie) gets a mention.

Monkeys become relevant to the plot

Jack Noir gets to show us his stabs

Bold Eagles are Aimless Renegade's second power, because he's the only AMERUCAN character in homestuck

Jake gets a beard and celebrates by showing us his level 100 GYAT

What Pumpkin office remains is an important location in the story

Mommy Condie comes back and marries Earth C's version of Colonel sassacres

Freddy Fazber, new character, literally the best. Hor hor hor hor.

Something related to drugs, I guess (I'm running out of ideas)

Fortnite becomes canon and everyone loves it

Deltarune reference

Jack Noir eats money and becomes lamborghini

Jack Noir villain arc where he and June kiss (their kismesis, it's ok. They want to kill eachother)

Rose's wifi is STILL shitty! COME ON, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS, FIX YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION, GURL!

Kanaya gets to make something Lord English related

We see Doc Scratch because he's awesome

Wayward Vagabond comes back from the grave and does ANOTHER revolution against monerchy. He is truly the best diplomat.

MLP gets mentioned

Problem Sleuth shows up for 5 panels and then dies

Nepeta gets to kill Pickle Inspector

Eridan smokes weed

[S] Terezi: Do the mackarena

Weed chapter

Karkat gets a period cramp

Something something Lord English in black void, becomes normal Caliborn, being room mates with Equius, Gamzee and AR (auto-responder)

Free Bird fight sequence

Joe Biden gets a mention because he was probably in office before the clown fuckers took over D.C. Washington

Cockaine chapter

MSPA reader gets hella blazed and yeah

Caliborn kisses a rule 63 version of a Miku body pillow

Pic Yaoi sequence or smth

Sawbuck stays a fat fuck and eats the earth at the end

Itchy dies from tripping on a rock

Doze unslows himself and does a break dance

Trace and Fin make out session

Quarters gets to shoot ULT Dirk and is declared a war veteran

Bog from RHG shows up to eat a chocolate bar

I'm high

Ok, that was the end of this dumb shitpost. Hope ya got a kick out of it. Or not.

Wait

Shit

I should probably add an image so that I could look cool

Give me a sec

Yes, God of Yaoi.

Perfect for this.

See ya

[staticintone]

This has been a long time coming, but here is my "Nonspecific/Non-writing RAM playlist". As in, lots of random songs that don't necessarily fit my Alastor, the vibes, or I feel like they only fit some particular situations. Warning: the list is long for absolutely no good reason.

Bubblegum, love, or overall pop-y songs that absolutely do not fit the vibes (or are almost crack) but are funny or awful in context:

Unconditionally [Katy Perry]—Alastor to Vox. Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) [Ne-Yo]—Alastor to Vox. Walls [Natalie Taylor]—Alastor to Vox. Part of Your World (Reprise) [Jodi Benson]—Vox to Alastor. Irreplaceable [Beyoncé]—Multiverse song that the Voxs probably assume Alastor would sing about them. The Phantom of the Opera [Andrew Lloyd Webber]—Come on, I had to, for Vox and Alastor. Lost in the Woods [Jonathan Groff]—Vox to Alastor, or even vice versa if you're like me and think Alastor is the most. Infinity [Jaymes Young]—This is just Alastor's love song in general, but a lot more twisted in context. FRIENDS [Marshmello, Anne-Marie]—Not my Alastor, but the canon RAM Alastor to Vox. One Last Time [Ariana Grande]—Not a perfect one to one, but Valentino to Vox potentially. Oops...I Did It Again [Britney Spears]—Alastor playing around with Vox's feelings knowing the directive will set in and prevent him from doing anything about it. Slipping [Neil Patrick Harris]—Multiverse Alastor shenanigans. Welcome to My Life [Simple Plan]—Vito to the other Voxs getting RAM'd in the multiverse. We Don't Talk About Bruno [Encanto - Cast]—Multiverse Alastors talking about RAM Alastor. Isabella is Alex in particular. The Best Day Ever [Spongebob Squarepants]—Niffty. Chasing Cars [Snow Patrol]—Vox and Alastor. Horny Angry Tango [Rachel Bloom, Scott Michael Foster]—The fight between Alastor and Vox. GUY.exe [Superfruit]—Alastor, especially in the multiverse. You're My Best Friend (And I Know I'm Not Yours) [Pete Gardner]—Niffty to Vox probably. Confrontation [Jekyll & Hyde]—Main and RAM Alastor, but Jekyll is RAM and Main is Hyde. Those Magic Changes [Sha Na Na]—Vox in the tower during those seven years. Skin [Sabrina Carpenter]—Alastor in the multiverse to all his detractors. Jaded [Miley Cyrus]—Multiverse Alastor to the Vox leading the charge against him. Psycho [Taylor Acorn]—Alastor to Vox. Lover Of Mine [5 Seconds of Summer]—Alastor to Vox. Francesca [Hozier]—Alastor to Vox in the most twisted of contexts. Skyscraper [Demi Lovato]—Vox to Alastor. you broke me first [Tate McRae]—Alastor to Vox. Broken [Lifehouse]—Vox to Alastor. Let Go [Frou Frou]—Alastor to Vox.

Songs that fit the AU a little better but might be questionable for one reason or another:

In the End [Linkin Park]—Vox. Comatose [Skillet]—Vox to Alastor. The Killing Kind [Marianas Trench]—This song is in three parts, but the first part feels very Alastor, especially the building manic pace. Saints [Echos]—A more lucid Vox to Alastor. Scratch [Kendall Payne]—Velvette about herself and Vox. Falling Inside the Black [Skillet]—Vox to Alastor. Hurt [Christina Aguilera]—Velvette to Vox. Silk [Crywolf, MOTHICA]—This is overall a sex song, but I think taken literally it has very Vox and Alastor vibes. Before You Go [Lewis Capauldi]—Valentino to Vox. CEPHALOTUS [Crywolf]—Vox. Without You [Breaking Benjamin]—Valentino to Vox. Leave My Body [Florence + The Machine]—Vox. The Diary of Jane [Breaking Benjamin]—Vox to Alastor. Car Radio [Twenty One Pilots]—Vox. DATURA [paroxysm] [Crywolf]—Vox about Alastor. Believe [Mumford & Sons]—Vox to Alastor. Sail [AWOLNATION]—Alastor. Black Magic [Jaymes Young]—Vox to Alastor. Not Who We Were [Em Beihold]—Niffty. ULTRAVIOLENT [adrenochrome] [Crywolf]—Vox to Alastor. Love [Daughter]—Valentino about Vox and Alastor. Blame [Echos]—Vox. Craving - Acoustic [YMIR]—Vox to Alastor. House a Habit [We Are the Guests]—Not sure why, but it gives me big Niffty vibes. Frozen [Within Temptation]—Vox to Alastor and potentially vice versa. Hate Me [Blue October]—Alastor to Vox, in some ways, but not all. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) [Eurythmics]—Alastor.

Songs that are incredibly specific to either particular roleplays or circumstances:

Learn to Love [Jessi Smiles, Joey Emmanuel]—Velvette and Valentino to Vox, particularly if he gets his memories back and is trying to move on. Slowly [Susanne Sundfør]—Potentially Vox during the Reassurance phase of my version of the Ordeal. The Seal Lullaby [Eric Whitacre]—The Reassurance phase, and potentially what Alastor would have hummed or sang during it. Angels [Within Temptation]—Either Other Ending or Heaven Ending Vox.

[thegrimdog13]

Jeff the killer files headcannon songs au

This is for the teen versions of them before they become killers.

Jeff Nelson-Defying Gravity from wicked ( sung with liu)

Liu Nelson-Defying Gravity from wicked (Liu sings this with Jeff)

Randy Esme-Pumped up kicks by Foster the people

Keith Esme-You’re the one that I want from Grease

Troy Gardner-Allies or Enemies by the crane wives

Nina Esme- Carrie sung by Molly Ranson

Jane Arkansas ( Jane the killer)-Speechless sung by Naomi Scott

Lacy Love ( Randy’s girlfriend) - Someone gets hurt from mean girls or The world according to Chris from Carrie the musical

[ladyaislinn-purewhite]

Mein Rufus-Sewell-Blog

Britischer Schauspieler. Der gutaussehende, dunkel gelockte und mit stechenden Augen und dem so ironischen wie düsteren Blick unverkennbare Rufus Sewell hat vor allem in Kostümfilmen, Period Pieces, Literaturadaptionen und Shakespeare-Filmen gespielt, obwohl seine Filmografie auch moderne Komödien und Science Fiction aufweist. Sewell war König, Kronprinz, Ritter, Abgeordneter, Lord, Liebhaber und auf der anderen Seite des Spektrums Junkie, Bauernsohn, Künstler und gehetzter Noir-Held.

Sewell war Gegenspieler von Antonio Banderas und Catherine Zata-Jones in "Die Legende des Zorro" (2005), Rivale von Heath Ledger als finsterer Ritter Graf Adhemar in "Ritter aus Leidenschaft" (2001), Agamemnon in "Helena von Troja" (TV 2003), König Charles II in der gleichnamigen TV-Serie (2003), Lord Marke in der deutschen Produktion "Tristan und Isolde" (2005), König Fortinbras in Kenneth Branaghs "Hamlet"-Adaption (1996), Kronprinz Leopold im Zauberer-Drama "The Illusionist" (2006), Ali Baba in "Arabian Nights - Abenteuer aus 1001 Nacht" (2000), Liebhaber venezianischer Kurtisanen des 17. Jahrhunderts in "Dangerous Beauty" (1997, mit Jacqueline Bisset) und mit Ioan Gruffud Kämpfer gegen die Sklaverei in "Amazing Grace" (2006).

Rufus Frederick Sewell wurde 1967 in London geboren und wuchs im Stadtteil Twickenham auf. Sein Vater, ein Cartoon-Zeichner, starb, als Sewell zehn Jahre alt war. Sewell studierte von 1986 - 1989 Schauspiel an der London Central School of Speech and Drama, fiel Dame Judi Dench (M in den 0007-Agententhrillern) auf, die ihn mit auf die Tournee der Compass Theatre Company nahm; für "Making it Better" gewann er den Best Newcomer Award der Londoner Kritikervereinigung. Für "Translations" wurde er mit dem renommierten Broadway Theatre Award geehrt.

Rufus Sewell gab sein Spielfilmdebüt als Junkie an der Seite von Patsy Kensit in "Twenty-One" (1991), war Liebhaber von Emma Thompson im Künstlerdrama "Carrington" (1994), lustvoller Bauernlümmel in John Schlesingers Jane-Austen-Parodie "Cold Comfort Fram" (1996, mit Kate Beckinsale) und wurde in Alex Proyas' Science-Fiction-Noir-Thriller "Dark City" (1997) als Mann ohne Erinnerung durch die Unterwelt der Zukunft gehetzt. Er spielte einen zwielichtigen australischen Perlenhändler in Bill Bennetts "In einem wilden Land" (1999) und Monica Potters Liebhaber Frank in "Martha trifft Frank, Daniel und Lawrence" (1999). 2006 stand er in Wes Cravens Episode "Père Lachaise" in "Paris, je t'aime" und als Kate Winslets Lover Jasper in der Komödie "Liebe braucht keine Ferien" vor der Kamera.

Rufus Sewell war 1999/2000 mit Yasmin Abdallah verheiratet und heiratete nach der Scheidung 2004 die Schauspielerin Amy Gardner, mit der er einen Sohn (2002) hat und von der er getrennt lebt. quelle

[artzychic27]

I’m making a miraculous theater kid au, do you have suggestions for the play or the cast? ( the main Heroes are ladybug! Sabrina and Cat! Alix btw

I have like ten ideas for a cast for different plays

(Gonna assume you want canon characters, but just in case, I got OCs in red. Also, slashes means different choices)

Be More Chill💊

Jeremy: Jean

Michael: Nino

Christine: Mireille/Ondine

Jenna: Alya

Rich: Ismael/Alix

Jake: Kim

Chloe: Aurore/Zoe (Ha!)

Brooke: Myléne

Mr. Heere: Ivan

Mr. Reyes: Max

Squip: Denise/Austin T/Marc/Rose/Kagami

Dear Evan Hansen📝

Evan: Adrien

Connor: Marc

Jared: Nathaniel

Zoe: Reshma/Sabrina

Alana: Cosette/Alya

Heidi: Zoé

Larry: Simon/Adrien

Cynthia: Aurore

Heathers💣

Veronica: Juleka

JD: Jean/Mireille (JD was female in some versions. Look it up)

Heather C: Reshma/Alya

Heather M: Sabrina/Lacey

Heather D: Aurore/Ondine/Cosette

Kurt: Kim

Ram: Nino

Martha: Denise/Rose

Miss. Flemming: Myléne

Bud Dean: Ivan

Mr. Sawyer: Nathaniel

Mrs. Sawyer: Marinette/Zoe

Hamilton🪶

Alexander Hamilton: Jean

Eliza Hamilton: Mireille/Lacey

Aaron Burr: Nino

Angelica Schuyler: Kagami

George Washington: Ivan

Marquis de Lafayette & Thomas Jefferson: Max/Simon

Hercules Mulligan & James Madison: Ismael/Adrien

John Laurens & Philip Hamilton: Austin T/Nathaniel

Peggy Schuyler & Maria Reynolds: Marinette/Alya/Reshma

King George III: Kim

SIX (Just… Screw gender for this. A guy understudied for one performance, let’s just do this)👑

Catherine of Aragon: Denise/Aurore

Anne Boleyn: Nathaniel/Cosette/Marinette

Jane Seymour: Sabrina/Ondine

Anne of Cleves: Alix/Nino

Katherine Howard: Reshma/Kim

Catherine Parr: Myléne/Juleka/Jean

The Lightning Thief⚡️

Percy: Jean

Annabeth: Kagami

Grover: Nino

Mr. D: Ivan

Luke: Marc/Simon

Ares: Nathaniel

Charon: Cosette/Alix

Silena: Reshma/Juleka/Sabrina

Sally: Denise/Alya

The Oracle: Nathaniel

Mrs. Dodds: Marinette

Clarisse: Ondine/Zoe

Katie: Myléne/Aurore

Mr. Brunner/Chiron: Adrien

Poseidon: Kim

Hades: Marc

Medusa: Rose

Kronos: Ismael/Max

Emojiland (Also screw gender because they’re emojis) ✌️👍👊👌✋

Princess: Reshma/Aurore/Jean

Prince: Marc/Rose/Adrien

Skull: Ivan/Juleka

Pile of Poo: Lacey

Police Officer: Alya

Construction Worker: Ondine/Alix

Nerd Face: Nathaniel/Marinette

Smiling Face with Smiling Eyes: Cosette/Sabrina/Zoe

Person in Business Suit Levitating: Alix/Max/

Smiling Face with Sunglasses: Ismael/Myléne

Guard: Nino/Kagami

Kissy Face: Mireille

Beetlejuice🪲

Beetlejuice: Jean/Kim

Lydia: Rose/Sabrina

Adam: Nathaniel

Barbara: Lacey/Zoe/Marinette

Charles: Nino

Delia: Myléne

Miss. Argentina: Alya/Denise

Otho: Ivan

Girl Scout: Juleka/Mireille/Cosette

Maxie Dean: Austin T/Adrien

SpongeBob the Musical🌊

SpongeBob: Jean

Sandy: Alya/Reshma

Patrick: Kim/Adrien

Squidward: Ismael/Nino

Mr. Krabs: Ivan

Plankton: Max/Simon

Karen: Cosette/Sabrina/Denise

Pearl: Rose

Carrie🩸

Carrie: Zoé

Sue: Myléne/Sabrina

Tommy: Nino/Jean

Chris: Kagami

Billy: Adrien/Ismael

Miss Gardner: Juleka/Cosette

Margaret: Denise/Aurore

Mr. Stephens: Ivan

Norma: Alya

Frieda: Marinette

Helen: Mireille

George: Kim

Stokes: Marc

Freddy: Nathaniel

Pippin 🎪

Leading Player: Nino/Reshma/Zoe

Pippin: Jean/Adrien

Berthe: Cosette/Sabrina

Catherine: Mireille

Charlemagne: Nathaniel/Kim

Fastrada: Marinette/Denise/Lacey

Theo: Rose

Lewis: Ismael/Ivan

Take your pick

[women-and-arts]

La réponse au petit-fils, by Elizabeth Jane Gardner, 1890.

American painter expatriated in France, 1837-1922.

[ferkwehs]

INTRODUCTION.

hello!  i'm  sena,  a  suffering  english  language  and  literature  student.  since  i  am  in  college  and  my  schedule  is  highly  unstable  at  the  moment,  i  have  decided  to  open  up  commissions  for  my  writings  to  help  with  bills/rent  etc.  i  have  been  in  tumblr  rpc  since  2019,  and  i  have  been  writing  since  i  was  in  middleschool,  i  have  experience  with  fanfictions  and  drabbles.  samples  of  my  work  can  be  found  here,  and  i  can  be  commissioned  through  either  askbox  or  IMs.  i  prefer  paypal  as  a  paying  method,  ko-fi  is  currently  under  construction.

ACCEPTING  FANDOMS.

these  are  mainly  the  fandoms  that  come  to  my  mind  first  in  terms  of  writing  in  a  familiar  universe,  but  if  you  don't  see  a  certain  fandom  or  a  character  you'd  like  in  the  list,  please  feel  free  to  check  in  with  me!  i'm  pretty  sure  we  can  work  something  out.  

GRISHAVERSE.  alina  starkov,  the  darkling,  malyen  oretsev,  baghra,  genya  safin,  david  kostyk,  zoya  nazyalensky,  nikolai  lantsov,  tamar-kir  bataar,  tolya  yul-bataar,  kaz  brekker,  inej  ghafa,  nina  zenik,  jesper  fahey,  wylan  van  eck,  matthias  helvar,  ehri  kir-taban,  leoni  hilli,  adrik  zhabin,  nadia  zhabin.

RIORDANVERSE.  percy  jackson,  annabeth  chase,  grover  underwood,  rachel  dare,  leo  valdez,  jason  grace,  piper  mclean,  hazel  levesque,  nico  di  angelo,  will  solace,  thalia  grace,  reyna  ramirez-arellano,  hylla  ramirez-arellano,  frank  zhang,  charles  beckendorf,  clarisse  la  rue,  travis  stoll,  connor  stoll,  katie  gardner,  miranda  gardner,  lou  ellen  blackstone,  carter  kane,  sadie  kane,  zia  rashid,  magnus  chase,  alex  fierro.

ALL  FOR  THE  GAME.  neil  josten,  andrew  minyard,  aaron  minyard,  nicky  hemmicks,  jeremy  knox,  renee  walker,  kevin  day,  jean  moreau,  katelyn  smith,  danielle  wilds,  allison  reynolds.

THE  WITCHER.  (  netflix  based.  )  yennefer  of  vengerberg,  fringilla  of  nilfgaard,  geralt  of  rivia,  jaskier  the  bard,  cirilla  of  cintra,  tissaia  de  vries.  renfri.

MCU.  tony  stark.  peter  parker.  MJ.  natasha  romanoff.  yelena  belova.  wanda  maximoff.  pietro  maximoff.  scott  lang.  bucky  barnes.  steve  rogers.  sam  wilson.

HARRY  POTTER.  harry  potter.  ron  weasley.  hermione  granger.  viktor  krum.  fleur  delacour.  cedric  diggory.  pansy  parkinson.  bill  weasley.  fred  weasley.  george  weasley.  draco  malfoy.  astoria  greengrass.  lily  evans.  sirius  black.  james  potter.  remus  lupin.  marlene  mckinnon.  andromeda  tonks.

TWILIGHT.  bella  swan.  jacob  black.  alice  cullen.  emmett  cullen.  rosalie  hale.  aro  volturi.  jane  volturi.  alec  volturi.

AVATAR:  THE  LAST  AIRBENDER.  aang.  katara.  toph.  suki.  sokka.  zuko.  kyoshi.  azula.  mai.  ty  lee.

LEGEND  OF  KORRA.  korra.  asami.  mako.  bolin.  tenzin.  lin.  kya  ii.  bumi.

ARCANE.  vi.  caitlyn  kiramman.  viktor.  jayce.  mel  medarda.  ambessa  medarda.  jinx.  ekko.  silco.  sevika.

LEAGUE  OF  LEGENDS.  pretty  much  all  of  the  characters.

RULES.

●  things  i  will  write:  fluff,  angst,  humor,  horror,  domestic  plots,  smut,  ot3s,  monogamy,  polyamory,  aus,  OCs,  romantic  dynamics,  platonic  dynamics,  familial  dynamics,

●  things  i  will  not  write:  inc*st,  SA,  anything  sexual  including  a  minor,  dub-con,  anything  racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/xenophobic.  please  do  not  contact  me.  i  won't  write  smut  commissions  for  people,  under  18,  please  don't  lie  about  your  age.

●  forms  i  will  write:  drabbles,  short  stories,  fanfictions.

●  i  reserve  the  right  to  turn  down  any  commission.

●  you  will  receive  the  work  in  the  span  of  a  week  after  you  commission  me.

●  for  smut,  i  usually  get  along  with  kinks  but  still,  i  reserve  the  right  to  refuse  writing  something  i'm  uncertain  about.

●  the  accuracy  of  what  you  want  will  be  shaped  by  your  request.  the  more  detail  you  give  me,  the  more  it  will  be  as  you  imagined.  if  you  don't  give  me  much  details,  i  will  assume  creative  control.

●  if  you  want,  for  an  example,  a  piece  of  smut  with  percy  and  annabeth,  i  am  not  writing  it  in  any  point  in  the  series.  it  will  happen  after  the  series  when  they  are  both  grown  adults.  this  goes  for  all  of  the  media  i  take  commissions  for  that  include  minors.  i  don't  age  up  characters  for  smut,  don't  ask  me  to.

●  i  will  write  a  canon  character  with  your  OC,  but  i  am  going  to  need  information  on  your  muse  and  the  setting.

●  disclaimer:  i  do  not  own  any  of  the  characters  are  write  for,  nor  i  am  affiliated  with  the  series  and  the  author.

PRICES.

drabbles.

●  5  euros.  between  100  and  500  words.

●  10  euros.  between  500  and  1000  words.

●  15  euros.  between  1000  and  1500  words.

●  20  euros.  between  1500  and  2000  words.

and  for  every  additional  500  words,  i  charge  5  euros.  for  smut,  extra  2  euros  are  added  each  500  words.

fanfictions.

●  fanfictions  will  be  charged  by  chapter,  not  word  count.  each  chapter  will  include  a  minimum  of  2000  words,  and  i  am  going  to  be  charging  25  euros  per  chapter.

[harmonytre-reblogs]

“This is how I think of “shipping”: When you start shipping someone, it starts out as a little sailboat. As hints are seen (in the actual show, movie, book, game, etc.), the sailboat slowly grows larger. When it becomes canon, the boat becomes a giant pirate ship with cannons (get it?). If the people suddenly break up, that means the ship ran into a giant Broken-Love-Iceberg.“

-me (HarmonyTRE)

(P. S. All of these I ship platonically too, and the younger couples are only wholesome. NONE of these I ship in more than romantic ways. And some of them I don’t ship now, but shipped when I was younger so they feel nostalgic. So if the ship seems odd, it’s probably that asdfghjkl.)

Key:

Fandom/show/movie/game/short film/etc.

Ship

Semi-ship

!:OTP

*

Index:

Never Draw

Commission Only

Shows

Movies

Games

Other Media (short films, comics, etc.)

Live Action

Steven Universe AUs

Undertale AUs

Not Finished/Caught Up

(long, so I’ll put under the cut)

*

Never Draw:

Frisk/Sans (fr.ans)

Keith/Lance (kl.ance)

Shiro/any of the minor paladins

Papyrus/Chara (?)

Papyrus/Sans (fon.tcest)

Steven/gem ships

Steven/Pink Steven

*

Commission Only (won’t do for requests, challenges, etc.)

Lance/Allura (Allurance, Cotton Candy, Mr. and Mrs. Blue Lion)

Au Sanses (unless listed, and only if they have clearly different personalities, appearances, and names)

Allura/Shiro (Shallura)

*

Shows

Voltron: Legendary Defender

!Pidge/Lance (Plance)

Keith/Allura (Kallura)

Hunk/Shay (Hunay)

Romelle/Matt (Romatt)

Pidge/Hunk (Punk)

Hunk/Romelle (Hunelle)

Keith/Axca (Kaxca)

James/Ina (Leiffin)

Keith/Pidge (Kidge)

Ryan/Nadia (Kindia)

Lotor/Allura (Lotura)

Krolia/Tex (Krolidad, Krolitex)

Zarkon/Honerva (Zanerva)

Krolia/Kolivan (Kolivan)

James/Veronica (Jamonica)

Miraculous: The Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

!Marinette/Ladybug/Adrien/CatNoir (Love square, Marichat, Adrinette, Ladynoir, Ladrien)

!Alya/Nino (DJWiFi)

Mylene/Ivan (Myvan)

Penny/JaggedStone (Jaggenny)

Plagg/Tikki (CheeseCake)

Nathaniel/Alix (Nathanix)

Kim/Ondine

Rose/Juleka

Steven Universe

Steven/Connie

Ruby/Sapphire

Sadie/Lars

Pearl/Bismuth

Volleyball/Spinel?

Pearl/Volleyball

She-ra and the Princesses of Power (SPoP) {Double Trouble, Glimmer, Entrapta, Wrong Hordak}

!Glimmer/Bow (Glow, Glimbow)

Seahawk/Mermista (Seamista)

Entrapta/Hordak (Entrapdak)

Catra/Adora (Catradora)

Scorpia/Perfuma (Scorfuma)

Spinerella/Netossa (Spinnetossa)

*Star vs. the Forces of Evil (Marco, Janna, Tom, Star}

!JanTom

!Starco

Eclipsa/Globgor

Jackie/Chloe

Trolls

!Branch/Poppy (Broppy)

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas/Isabella (Phinabella)

Candace/Jeremy (Candermemy)

Baljeet/Ginger (Baljinger)

RWBY

!Ren/Nora (Renora)

Ruby/Oscar

Sun/Blake (BlackSun)

Pyrra/Jaune (Arcos)

Weiss/Neptune (Iceberg)

Velvet/Fox (Zootopia)

Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

Troy/Benson (Trenson)

Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day

Yadomi/Anjo

Yukiatsu/Tsurumi

The Dragon Prince

!Callum/Rayla

Amaya/Janai

My Little Pony (MLP)

!Fluttershy/Discord (Fluttercord)

!YonaYak/Sandbar (Yonabar)

DerpyHooves/DoctorWhooves (DerpyWhooves)

PinkiePie/CheeseSandwhich (CheesePie)

BigMac/SugarBelle

Ember/Thorax (Emberax)

Sunburst/StarlightGlimmer (StarBurst)

ZephyrBreeze/Treehugger

HTTYD (How to Train Your Dragon) (any show besides Race to the Edge, because I haven’t seen it)

Hiccup/Astrid (Hiccstrid)

Fishlegs/Heather (Feather)

Toothless/Nubless (Nightlight)

Pokemon {seen all but seasons 8-15, 21+}

!Jessie/James (Rocketshipping, KojiMusa, JAJL)

Ash/Misty (Pokeshipping, Sakashipping, Gakishipping, Bikeshipping, Sushishipping, AAML, Twerpshipping)

!Serena/Clemont (Geekchicshipping)

Lana/Sophocles (Sparksurfershipping)

Butch/Cassidy (Neoshipping)

Serena’sSylveon/Clemont’sBunnelby (Fairybunnyshipping)

Brock/Lucy (luckshipping, squintshipping, blushshipping)

Casey/Georgio

NurseJoy/Nicholas (from Celebi episode)

Hal/Elisa

May/Drew (Contestshipping, ShuHaru, DAML, Mew, Day)

Togedemaru/Pikachu (SpikyPika)

Serena/Jimmy

Brock/Wilohmena (Sissyshipping)

Glitch Techs

Zahra/Five (?)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (ATLA)

Sokka/Toph (Tokka)

Zuko/Katara (Zutara)

Katara/Aang (Kataang)

Suki/Sokka (Sukka)

*

Movies

Rise of the Guardians

Jack/ToothFairy

Big Hero 6

Gogo/Fred (Gogozilla)

HoneyLemon/Tadashi (Tadahoney)

Your Name (Kimi no na Wa)

Taki/Mitsuha

Katsuhiko/Sayaka

Miki/Tsukasa

A Silent Voice

ShoukoNishima/ShoyaIshida

Leap! (Ballerina)

Victor/Felicie (Felictor)

Inside Out

Riley/Jordan

Anger/Disgust (Angust)

Wreck-it-Ralph (and Breaks the Internet)

Felix/TamoraCalhoun (Hero’s Cuties)

Trolls

Branch/Poppy (Broppy)

Hotel Transylvania

Jonathan/Mavis (Jonavis)

Smurfs: The Lost Village

Smurfette/Hefty

PapaSmurf/Smurfwillow

Brainy/Smurfblossom

Clumsy/Smurfstorm

Zootopia

Judy/Nick (WildeHopps)

Coco

Hector/Imelda

Pepita/Dante?

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (and 2)

SamSparks/FlintLockwood (Sparkswood)

Lego Movie (and 2nd)

Emmet/Lucy

Tangled

Rapunzel/Eugene

Frozen

Anna/Kristoff

Megamind

Megamind/Roxanne (Megarox)

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse

Miles/Gwen

*

Games

Undertale

!Toriel/Sans (Soriel)

Undyne/Alphys (Alphyne)

Muffet/Mettaton (Muffaton)

!Nice Cream Guy / Burgerpants (Nicepants)

Sans/Grillby (Sansby)

Gaster/Asgore (Kingdings)

Toriel/Asgore (Asgoriel, Torigore)

Asgore/Rudy (?)

Grillby/Muffet (?)

Royal Guards

Deltarune

Noelle/Susie (Suselle)

Henry Stickmin

Henry/Charles (Chenry, Stickvin)

Riddle School

Phil/Smiley

*

Other media (short films/comics/etc)

Paperman

Meg/George

*

Live Action

Psych

Juliet/Shawn (Shules)

The Space Between Us

Gardner/Tulsa

The Goldbergs

Erica/Geoff

Barry/Laney

Adam/Jackie

The Greatest Showman

Barnums

PhillipCarlyle/AnneWheeler

The Librarians (tv series)

!Cassanda/Ezekiel (Casekiel)

Eve/Flynn (Fleve)

Jacob/Serina

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Klaus/Fiona

Violet/Duncan

Jacques/Olivia

Alex Inc.

Eddie/Deidre

Scrubs

JD/Elliot (Jelliot)

Turk/Carla

The Office

Pam/Jim (PB&J)

Michael/Holly

Dwight/Angela

Drop Dead Diva

Stacy/Fred

Stacy/Owen

Jane/Gracen

Jane/Ian

Stranger Things

Mike/Eleven (Mileven)

Nancy/Jonathan (Jancy)

Joyce/Hopper (Jopper)

Lucas/Max

Chuck

Chuck/Sarah

Timeless

LucyPreston/WyattLogan

RufusCarlin/Jiya

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist

Zoey/Max

*

Steven Universe AUs

Feral Beast Steeb

Feractus

Pink Steven AU

Connverse

Cactus Steven AUs Blog

Feractus

LISTEN ALL NIGHT (suf-fering)

Connverse

*

Undertale/Deltarune AUs

Timetale AU (Punny Skele-scientist, Allesia the Hedge)

Sans/Alphys (Salphys)

Paper Trail (lynxgriffin)

Susie/Noelle (Suselle)

Overtale (yuramec version)

Sans/Toriel (Soriel)

*Underswap

Sans/Napstablook (Napstasans)

Underfell

Sans/Toriel (Soriel)

Payryus/Mettaton (Papyton)

Alphys/Undyne (Alphyne)

*Outertale

Sans/Toriel (Soriel)

Sans/Grillby (Sansby)

Handplates

Gaster/Alphys (Bi-entists)

Crossover

Insans/Sappy

Rain/Imposter (platonic)

*

Not finished/caught up

Fruits basket{season 2}

Tohru/Kyo (Kyoru)

Ritsu/Mitsuru

Wild Kratts {quite a lot to catch up on}

JimmyZ/Koki (Joki)

My Hero Academia/Boku No Hiro Academia {recent season}

!DenkiKaminari/KyoukaJirou (Kamijirou)

IzukuMidoriya/OchakoUraka (Izuocha)

EjirouKirishima/MinaAshido (Kirimina)

ShoutoTodoroki/MomoYaoyoruzu (Todomomo)

FumikageTokoyami/TsuyuAsui (Tokotsuyu)

MashiraoOjiro/TooruHagakure (Ojitooru)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) (TMNT) {half of final season}

April/Donatello (Apritello)

Raphael/Mona

Leonardo/Karai (Leorai)

Mikey/Renet (Renetangelo)

The Flash {recent 1-2 seasons}

Barry/Iris (Westallen)

!Kaitlyn/Cisco (Snowmone, Snowvibe, Killervibe, Frostvibe, Vibefrost)

Joe/Cecile (Joecile)

HRWells/TracyBrand

Ralph/Izzy

Digimon Tamers {missed quite a lot because my brother watched without me}

Juri/Takato (Jurato)

Rika/Ryo (Ryuki)

Kingdom Hearts

Sora/Kairi

Once Upon a Time (OUaT)

CaptianHook/EmmaSwan (CaptainSwan)

Belle/Rumpilstiltskin (Rumbelle)

Regina/Robin (OutlawQueen)

Doctor Who

TheDoctor/Riversong (Twiver)

Amy/Rory (Ponds)

God Friended Me {just part of 1st season}

Kara/Miles

Heroes {just starting season 2}

Hiro/Charlie

[lazaruswitch]

Somehow the feel good Guy Gardner adopts fem Jason AU escalated into a fucking soap opera of epic proportions which like. I should've expected when I decided to get batfam involved but wow it's getting intense

[nat-20s]

📕

I got five words for you: jonmartin pride and prejudice au

More words on this- i think i deserve aus where Jon is the one that starts pining real hard real fast while Martin is like UGH this FUCKIN GUY...oh wait...unless...... and what better au than one of the best love stories ever imo. like god pride and prejudice slaps so fucking hard it is the MOLD which all "not technically enemies but definitely people that didn't want to end up at the same parties to lovers" has been built and "grumpy character that's secretly a ball of awkwardness but cares SO SO DEEPLY about His People" with "Personable and charming character that's deeply sarcastic but also secretly just as flawed and complex as grumpy character" is SO FUCKING GOOD AND ALSO!! THEY!!!!

My casting list:

Mr. Darcy- Jon (self explanatory, bad at first impressions, full of love)

Lizzie Bennent- Martin (also self explanatory, funny and sarcastic, lowkey highkey judgemental, kind of goin through it tbh!!)

Mrs. Bennet- Martin's mum, but like. Less awful. Still not great, but at least slightly cares about the wellbein of her son.

Mr. Bennet but not really, mixed with the Gardners- Simon Fairchild. is NOT married to martin's mum, but is the uncle figure that sort of fills a couple of roles

Jane Bennet- Sasha :-) (she's Martin's older half sister in this au, and he ADORES her. Shared mom, different dads)

Kitty/Mary- not in this au lmao

Lydia Bennet, sort of- Gerry. Is actually a live in nurse to Martin's mom, but ends up in the shitty situation that Jon secretly helps out with

Charles Bingley- Tim!!! foot loose and trauma free because his brother is fine in this. speaking of,

Caroline Bingley- Danny. I'm so sorry danny u were probably a nice dude in tma canon before you got got but in this au you're petty and low key in love with jon. that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes okay

Charlotte Lucas- Basira. Not a cop in this, obviously. But like..getting married for practical reasons rather than romantic? that seems very much a basira move to me

Mr Collins- Daisy lmao. WILDLY different personalities, but fufills the narrative role of proposing to Martin initally to end up marrying basira instead. Instead of being a pastor, works security for Lady Catherine

Lady Catherine- Gertrude. Not actually related to Jon, but basically took him on as a ward when his parents died. She doesn't technically control his estate, but she considers herself in charge nonetheless. Expects him to marry her nephew

Anne De Bourgh- Micheal Shelly. Justification is that i mostly thought it would be funny

Georgiana Darcy- who else but Georgie? Not Jon's sister, but she is his other best friend, and she DO be wingmanning

Colonel Fitzwilliam- Melanie! I feel like she would absolutely think she was hyping Jon up when in reality it's like *activates Martin's rage mode*. Also idk i feel like the original character were also mlm/wlw solidarity and I want that to stay

W*ckh*m- okay I want to say this beforehand, but he is NOT a romantic interest for anyone in this au, and he uses/ manipulates people in an entirely different way than wickham does in p and p, with all the focus on the financial aspect. He's a schuckster, not a seducer. But yeah anyway it's elias/jonah. Ugh.

so. yeah. There's definitely some alterations I would make to the original canon, and im not sure if it would be regency or semi modern or anachronistic, but yeah. What it says on the tin. Pride and Prejudice au.

[palukoo]

first line meme! tagged by @quolant

rules: list the first lines of your last 20 stories. see if there are any patterns. then tag your favorite authors.

this is not gonna be my “last 20 stories” but my favorites i guess?

published works (that I still like lol):

1. of spots and ridges:

The thing was that it should make her mad.

2. rewrite a memory:

“You know, Hera,” Maxwell said casually, though there was a certain tension in her words that put Hera a bit on edge, “you can call me Alana.”

3. it takes a village:

Deanna looked around her quarters, finding herself at a loss.

4. when I looked to myself I was somebody else:

The door chimed, interrupting the log Sisko was making.

5. my own half of this mess

Bea makes an honest to god effort to not call Brenda.

6. elphie isn’t dead

So. Truck driving. Yeah.

7. fuck it. untitled amy&toby fic

amy and toby meet on some doomed campaign that he's running, and she's fundraising for, and they both know it's doomed but that doesn't stop them from trying.

which means I need… 13 unpublished ones? oof.

tww:

8. hard to be soft (part 1 of the Amy fic)

Amelia Gardner is raised with the name of a father she’s never met, but her mom says she’s got his eyes, and when she’s old enough for it, his wit, his career.

9. tough to be tender (part 2 of the Amy fic) (which yep, you guessed it, is the post canon part)

They hit the ground running, starting January 21st.

10. we’ll stumble together until we learn to dance (the cj/andy spin-off)

CJ doesn’t actually hate fundraisers, they’re just long and boring and there’s so many of them, and so many people who expect her to remember their names when they don’t know hers.

11. missing scene from amy fic (wrong perspective)

There’s a hand in hers and it hurts and there’s a hand on her other forearm and there’s a hand on her back and none of them are Amy’s.

12. fuck it andy gets a childhood too

Sharon is two years older than Andy, and two inches shorter than her by the time Andy starts high school.

13. magic-ish au

“So, what’s yours?” Donna says softly, the hint of a smile on her lips until it’s not, because she feels a shift.

14. the cj/amy one

Amy’s four years out of law school, climbing the ladder of NOW, when she meets CJ Cregg at a fundraiser.

15. 2nd person law school au trans josh feat amy

It’s awkward to sit across the table from a woman you barely know but who’s constantly in your apartment, as she sips on burnt coffee and reads the newspaper and you try to study.

other:

16. be the raft in the eye of this storm (w359):

It’s finally all over, they’re back, they’re home, they’re on Earth and everything should be okay and everything is so so wrong.

17. take me through the darkness (the martian):

Shockingly enough, the guilt and grief of a dead crew member— not to mention friend— under her command made it hard for Lewis to sleep.

18. i could fix the witches of eastwick

At the end of it all, there’s them, the three of them, and, god help them, ten children, a very large house.

19. some sort of b7 (voy)

She’s not entirely sure why she says it, because nine times out of ten, she can barely stand working with Seven.

20. one of many attempts to write gay big little lies fanfiction

Jane had to relieve her babysitter and so did Madeline, who also had to make sure a very drunk Ed got home alright, and Bonnie was shaking almost as badly as Celeste, repeatedly reaching for her neck. 

there’s definitely like some patterns but im having trouble articulating them. i think this also just kind of highlights that i like to drop into a scene without exposition usually. usually. i’m really really awful at tagging or remembering who writes or anything like that so if you wanna do it, consider yourself tagged!!

[yousayobsessedlikeitsabadthing]

As I’m working on the Steggy Pride and Prejudice AU, I give you my character list (aka who parallels who)

Elizabeth Bennet- Peggy Carter

Mr. Darcy- Steve Rogers

Mr. Bennet- Edwin Jarvis

Mrs. Bennet- Ana Jarvis

Mary Bennet- Wanda Maximoff

Kitty Bennet- Darcy Lewis

Lydia Bennet- Sharon Carter

Jane Bennet- Pepper Potts

Mr. Bingley- Tony Stark

Caroline Bingley- Dottie Underwood

Georgiana Darcy- Natasha Romanov

Mr. Wickham- James “Bucky” Barnes

Mr. Collins- Daniel Sousa

Lady Catherine- Mrs. Fry

Charlotte Lucas- Angie Martinelli

Colonel Fitzwilliam- Dum Dum Dugan

Anne De Burgh- Maria Hill

Mr. Gardner- Colonel Phillips

I am only on Chapter 4/? so any ideas/suggestions are welcome. I want to get a bit further on writing it before I start posting the story. Hopefully having this out there will help me write faster so I can start posting the story. 🙂

[christian-dubuis-santini]

La peur de l’invisible et les "nouvelles rationalités"

Howard Hughes fut un pionnier de l’aviation qui réchappa à plusieurs accidents d’avion, de pilote intrépide il devint producteur à Hollywood, et milliardaire à la tête de la prestigieuse TWA (Trans World Airlines), on le vit chuchoter à l’oreille des présidents John F. Kennedy et Richard Nixon, et se balader au bras de Katharine Hepburn, Jane Russell, Ava Gardner ou Rita Hayworth...

Les dix dernières années de sa vie, sa terreur des virus et des microbes le força à passer sa vie confiné dans les palaces qu’il avait achetés. D’abord dans le penthouse du 9ème étage du Desert Inn de Las Vegas, puis au Xanadu Resort de Grand Bahamas, et enfin au Fairmont Princess Hotel d’Acapulco, où il agonisa. Durant toutes ces années, il vécut en ermite, dans l’obscurité, ne voyant plus personne, ne faisant plus aucune apparition en public, et plus aucune photo de lui ne fut prise. Il se faisait livrer tout ce qu’il mangeait – surtout de la crème glacée. Il conservait son urine dans des bouteilles. Il vivait nu, allongé toute la journée. Les employés du Desert Inn furent stupéfaits de découvrir qu’il n’avait pas ouvert les tentures des fenêtres de son penthouse pendant tout ce temps qu’il avait passé à l’hôtel, et que celles-ci avaient pourri sur place. Répugnant à tout contact humain, sous sédatifs en permanence, il ne se coupait plus les cheveux ni les ongles. Méconnaissable, il ne pesait plus que 41 kilos quand il mourut dans l’avion qui l’emmenait à l’hôpital, à Houston. Seules ses empreintes digitales permirent l’identification formelle du cadavre.

(d’après un récit d’Olivier Servais et François Gemenne)

[wayhaughtao3feed]

B.A.K.E.O.F.F (by Dolly Varden Cake)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3iTWBQL

by Planet_Hunter

A Bake Off prologue, in which we learn how much the Universe hates Nicole Haught.

Words: 11389, Chapters: 1/12, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of The Great British Columbia Bake Off

Fandoms: Wynonna Earp (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Nicole Haught, Nicole Haught's Mother, Waverly Earp, Wynonna Earp, Doc Holliday (Wynonna Earp), Jeremy Chetri, Robin Jett, Xavier Dolls, Randy Nedley, Champ Hardy, Bunny Loblaw, Ambrose Dickenson | Fish, Kate (Wynonna Earp), Mattie Perley | The Blacksmith, Mercedes Gardner, Paul Hollywood, Mary Berry, Sue Perkins, Mel Giedroyc

Relationships: Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught

Additional Tags: Bake Off AU, Idiot!Nicole, sad!Waverly, AccidentalArsonist!Wynonna, GoodDad!Nedley, Sweet!Jeremy, Doc!Doc, OC Natalie Haught, a.k.a Dead!Momma Haught, OC Jane the Sonographer who is my future wife, Bunny is a dick, champ is a dick, paul is a dick, There’s a whole bunch of dicks in this fic, I’m going to stop writing dick now, Although Wynonna will say ‘ye big olde sack of airless dingadongies’ eventually, Baking puns and innuendo including Lady fingers jokes, Nicole’s Mom talks to her in her mind, just go with it, Angst written in crayon, Smut written in pure fear, Comedy written in the Queen’s English, All other words written in blood over 18 months 3 weeks and 4 days, Trigger warning for death and discussion of terminal illness (cancer) in chapter 8, But parts of it are also funny because this is a Bake Off AU, Also features gratuitous overuse of pineapples. Consider yourselves warned

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3iTWBQL