#jan answers

[petallix]

Hi! Finally posting commissions sheet <3

5/5 SLOTS OPEN

I ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT ON PAYPAL

Estimated time for finishing commissioned piece is 1-3 weeks

I would be pretty grateful for sharing on IG and other platforms, THANKS <3

[danteadredkin]

pure vitriol

Aw I missed your birthday? @meepmoopmaap 🤭

[trinijanjan]

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[leopardom]

Q: What’s the best thing in life?

[arctixout]

I love full band Joker Out interviews bc they're like

Bojan: knows things, but also cannot shut the fuck up and ends up oversharing so 50-99% of what he says is just straight up bs because plans change (we don't mind tho). Somehow looks pretty and is in every interview unless literally at death's door or super busy.

Kris: knows things and cannot shut the fuck up 2.0 but instead of lies he just says the darnest things that ig are true but.... Kris for fuck's sake. (we don't actually mind about this either). Also there to keep Bojan's bs at a reasonable level.

Nace: chimes in once in a while, always looks handsome, put together and interested, actively listening. 10/10 no notes.

Jure: just happy to look cute on camera and lounge at the side.

Jan: pondering his orb unless spoken to. Happy to give a 50 minute academic lecture during a 30min interview if asked the right question.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Janus is def the annoying ex that still try’s to flirt. Like he still ain’t over it and will go out of his way to bother you or annoy you while still wanting you back.

*cough* *cough* Anxceit..

Like in the incorrect quotes v4 he does a little wave at Virgil and acts so damn seductive when he’s talking to him. IM TELLING YOU HE WANTS VEE BACK-

That Snake is so damn Gay for that Emo Spider manz was fr pouting for him to open that sliding door

[wild-joker-out-pleasures]

JAN CAN LIFT NACE THIS EFFORTLESSLY?! 😵😵😵🥵🥵🥵

Seems like the guns weren’t just for show. 🥵

(Bonus Nace carrying Bojan as well)

Guys, can someone write a series where each of the guys carries Nace in different situations?! Pretty please? 🥵🥵🥵

[buwheal]

*its an old Ecard featuring Garfield. There is a picture of Garfield commenting about his annoyance that its only midweek and the bottom text says "hang in there"*

[moonrver]

Sorry why have we never talked more about JO being asked what's the 'most British thing they've ever done' and Nace saying "a girl from Brighton 💀💀💀💀💀

[petallix]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the Last 10 people Who reblogged something from you. Lesarn to know your mutuals and followers. 🎠 But only if you want to, just have fun!

-jinn :))

Heeey sorry for the laaaaaate answer, had really hard time findin these lately 😭 + procrastination 😞 

Anyway...

1 Painting and drawing! What can i say~ I love doing those stuff. Like for real I couldn't imagine my life without it. Just the action of it brings me so much joy. 

2 My best friend - she's the best, what can I say more. Lately I've been reflecting on my relationships and I'm really glad I've got her and I can be there for her when she needs me. 

3 Waking up early - for some reason it's getting me in a real good mood. I have unusually healthy sleeping schedule, maybe it has something to do with it 🤔 

4 Listening to music - self explanatory. But u know~ when it hits, it hits and it hits HARD

5 Summertime baby!

(ALSO BONUS: LEMON ICE CREAM 🍋)

[danteadredkin]

*freezes your genderfluid*

Not my genderfluid! You monster! 🥺

[incorrectjokerout]

Jan: This light is so erotic.

Nace: Why?

Jan: It fucks my eyes.

(I mirror translated it from Hungarian 😅 so I don’t know if it makes any sense)

🌟🌟🌟

[vse-kar-vem]

inspired by the tweet under the cut and whoever came up with the jance nerd x bad boy au here !!! (srry it's 3 am too tired to check)

[asteria-argo]

You mentioned is one of your WIP posts about how the Richmond coaches share repairability of the players, I would love to hear your thoughts on who belongs to who?

Not only do I have thoughts, I have a whole chart.

The way this works in my mind is that it's a combination of how helpful the coach actually is when the player has a problem, how likely to player is to go to the coach for help and how well they get along just as people.

We'll start with Roy. Roy's only got a couple of players that are really his problem, for a couple reasons. One, Roy is scary and unapproachable but also two, Roy became a coach after most of the players had already cemented themselves as either Ted or Beards problems. That leaves Roy with Isaac and Jamie.

Jamie as Roy's problem is self explanatory. Ted fumbles the bag with Jamie every time he tries, and Beard kind of freaks Jamie out, so he doesn't usually go to him for help. We all agree Jamie is Roy's problem.

Isaac is also Roy's problem. This has canon basis, I can cite my sources but for convenience sake I'll paraphrase my reasoning and that is that Roy was a lot more instrumental to Isaacs development than any of the other coaches. Roy is the one who chose Isaac as the next captain, it was Roy who helped Isaac through his slump in season two before Roy had even come back to be a coach, and it was Roy who spoke to Isaac after he went after that fan in the stands. Isaac is Roy's problem.

Next we'll talk about Beard. Beard in canon doesn't have a lot of one on one interaction with any of the players, so I'm going mostly on vibes for the players that are his problem.

That's why Bumbercatch is mainly Beards problem. I think their weird girl energies line up pretty well, and when Bumbercatch is doing weird things Ted doesn't know how to handle, Beard is usually able to step in. Jan Maas is also mostly Beards problem, because Jan Maas appreciates Beards direct but minimal approach to coaching.

Colin is also a good balance of Ted's problem and Beard's problem with a slight lean towards being Beards problem. Not because Colin actually goes to Beard for help that often, more because Beard decided Colin was his problem and keeps an eye on him when he can. I was actually tempted to make a little circle that included Trent and put Colin there, because that is who Colin actually goes too for help more often than not, but in terms of The Coaches, Colin is usually Beards problem.

Zoreaux and Richard were tricky for me, because they don't do a lot in canon so I think they both fall under the general umbrella of being Ted's problem because he's the manager more often than not, but I think Beard is pretty involved with the goal keepers so Zoreaux is his problem sometimes.

As for Ted, he will usually take point in issues regarding Dani or Sam. As the manager, everyone on the team is under the blanket umbrella of being his problem, but Sam and Dani will usually seek Ted specifically out for help with things on the occasions they need it and Ted is always be happy to help them to the best of his ability.

As for all the background himbos, they fall solidly in the center thanks to the fact that because they have at best vague personalities and I don't even know most of their names, so they're usually the problem of whoever is closest to them at the time.

I hope you enjoyed this because I spend So Much Time thinking about it.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Whenever I think of dark side Roman (and Patton and Logan for that matter) I Melo thinking of karma by jojo siwa 💀

POV: You're Character!Thomas and you're witnessing 3 of your Sides looking like this and screaming the words "Karma's a bitch I should've know better" over a loud ass instrumental