#jan answers

[petallix]

Hi! Finally posting commissions sheet <3

5/5 SLOTS OPEN

I ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT ON PAYPAL

Estimated time for finishing commissioned piece is 1-3 weeks

I would be pretty grateful for sharing on IG and other platforms, THANKS <3

[danteadredkin]

pure vitriol

Aw I missed your birthday? @meepmoopmaap 🤭

[trinijanjan]

Free movies

Try the Cinema HD app

[louhinks]

no :)

[mothric]

with tiktok apparently being back after only 20 ish hours, what I plan to do is download my bookmarks like I wanted and then get the hell off it. I'm not praising mr president for "saving" something he aimed to get rid of in the first place.

that said I'm left with one main question which is: how?

as in, by what legal process did the man supposedly overturn a supreme court decision? yes, political theatre, propaganda, whatever, that's not the question I'm asking. I'm asking, what is the actual mechanism by which this is happening? how does this happen? is there any precedent for a president supposedly having this ability to just insta-reverse something that took months for a whole govt body to decide? I vaguely recall some bill passed late last year that would give the president more power than he constitutionally should have, but I wasn't sure I understood it. is this connected to that?

but also, how much did he actually overturn it? did he overturn anything at all? clearly something is still in effect since you cannot find tiktok in the app store and when you search for it, this comes up:

can somebody who understands legalese help me understand what is actually happening here? I will accept even a half-baked attempt at an unbiased response. I know people have lots of strong opinions about tiktok and about trump and i'm aware there is a great degree of performativity happening here, but let's save all that bs for a different post because that's not what i'm asking about. i'm asking what is Going On. is the man straight up breaking the law? like. help

[leopardom]

Q: What’s the best thing in life?

[ragnarokhound]

hey wife. happy (late) valentine’s day!

Here’s a new crack jaytim scenario: Tim moves into a new apartment but can’t be bothered to build his bed frame. He hires a task rabbit and Jason shows up. Cue meet cute/dirty dirty sex/both/etc

Could also have an epilogue where jason hires a taskrabbit to kill the joker. It is Gotham, after all!

hello my love U_U it's been far too long - happy valentines to you too! <333

Oh my god. I hadn't heard of task rabbit before now. I'm delighted by this, it's so 'plumber comes to clean my pipes ;)))'. 'Task rabbit comes to build my bed, then [redacted] me until I [redacted] all over [redacted]'.

Tim's working from home, he's got this huge project that he's crunching for, but he's also just moved and hasn't had the time to unpack or anything. Handyman Jason gets booked by this well-off shut in, experiences a full 'bitch, you live like this?' moment that has Tim flushing in embarrassment but also indignation. 'Come on man i JUST MOVED'.

For extra goofs and a cuter, slower burn, their first meet cute is more a meet ugly. Tim tries to hire a different task rabbit handyman to come in for the bookshelf he can't figure out (he's got another deadline), then for the bathroom sink when it's suddenly fucked (no idea what to do, he could figure it out but at what cost), and then for the fucking hOLe iN thE CEiLiNG thAt oPEnS UP (they said it was an old building but COME ON) - but it's ALWAYS JASON. EVERY TIME.

By the third time, Tim is resigned to always getting laughed at behind his back by him, esp because Jason is good at everything so fuck it. FUCK IT. Meanwhile, Jason is thinking 'i can fix him' 'and also his apartment' every time he comes over. I like to think that the first time they kiss, Tim has called for help doing a two-man job - but not through the service. Jason gave him his personal number ;)

[arctixout]

I love full band Joker Out interviews bc they're like

Bojan: knows things, but also cannot shut the fuck up and ends up oversharing so 50-99% of what he says is just straight up bs because plans change (we don't mind tho). Somehow looks pretty and is in every interview unless literally at death's door or super busy.

Kris: knows things and cannot shut the fuck up 2.0 but instead of lies he just says the darnest things that ig are true but.... Kris for fuck's sake. (we don't actually mind about this either). Also there to keep Bojan's bs at a reasonable level.

Nace: chimes in once in a while, always looks handsome, put together and interested, actively listening. 10/10 no notes.

Jure: just happy to look cute on camera and lounge at the side.

Jan: pondering his orb unless spoken to. Happy to give a 50 minute academic lecture during a 30min interview if asked the right question.

[petallix]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the Last 10 people Who reblogged something from you. Lesarn to know your mutuals and followers. 🎠 But only if you want to, just have fun!

-jinn :))

Heeey sorry for the laaaaaate answer, had really hard time findin these lately 😭 + procrastination 😞 

Anyway...

1 Painting and drawing! What can i say~ I love doing those stuff. Like for real I couldn't imagine my life without it. Just the action of it brings me so much joy. 

2 My best friend - she's the best, what can I say more. Lately I've been reflecting on my relationships and I'm really glad I've got her and I can be there for her when she needs me. 

3 Waking up early - for some reason it's getting me in a real good mood. I have unusually healthy sleeping schedule, maybe it has something to do with it 🤔 

4 Listening to music - self explanatory. But u know~ when it hits, it hits and it hits HARD

5 Summertime baby!

(ALSO BONUS: LEMON ICE CREAM 🍋)

[danteadredkin]

*freezes your genderfluid*

Not my genderfluid! You monster! 🥺

[sinnettini]

inspired by a conversation i had with mars the other day, i ask tennisblr:

*significant can mean a 1000, the wta/atp finals, the billie jean king/davis cup finals or something else i'm forgetting that's particularly important during the tennis season. some of these have dates that have varied more than others over the years but regardless since every tournament obviously happens on different dates every year i'm asking usually, so if most years your birthday is during, for example, indian wells or the davis cup finals pick the 2nd option even if sometimes it isn't, you know

[lochallthedoors]

Liam Gallagher + making sure all his bases are covered the death of you and me, 2011 ballad of the mighty i, 2015 + if love is the law, 2017 rattling rose, 2019 + sail on, 2019 blue moon rising, 2020 + wandering star, 2019 world's in need, 2022 `

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Janus is def the annoying ex that still try’s to flirt. Like he still ain’t over it and will go out of his way to bother you or annoy you while still wanting you back.

*cough* *cough* Anxceit..

Like in the incorrect quotes v4 he does a little wave at Virgil and acts so damn seductive when he’s talking to him. IM TELLING YOU HE WANTS VEE BACK-

That Snake is so damn Gay for that Emo Spider manz was fr pouting for him to open that sliding door

[wild-joker-out-pleasures]

JAN CAN LIFT NACE THIS EFFORTLESSLY?! 😵😵😵🥵🥵🥵

Seems like the guns weren’t just for show. 🥵

(Bonus Nace carrying Bojan as well)

Guys, can someone write a series where each of the guys carries Nace in different situations?! Pretty please? 🥵🥵🥵

[buwheal]

*its an old Ecard featuring Garfield. There is a picture of Garfield commenting about his annoyance that its only midweek and the bottom text says "hang in there"*