#jan answers

[petallix]

Hi! Finally posting commissions sheet <3

5/5 SLOTS OPEN

I ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT ON PAYPAL

Estimated time for finishing commissioned piece is 1-3 weeks

I would be pretty grateful for sharing on IG and other platforms, THANKS <3

[danteadredkin]

pure vitriol

Aw I missed your birthday? @meepmoopmaap 🤭

[trinijanjan]

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[leopardom]

Q: What’s the best thing in life?

[vladdyissues]

that wet cat of a man needs to be put in more fem clothing

I couldn't agree more

[arctixout]

I love full band Joker Out interviews bc they're like

Bojan: knows things, but also cannot shut the fuck up and ends up oversharing so 50-99% of what he says is just straight up bs because plans change (we don't mind tho). Somehow looks pretty and is in every interview unless literally at death's door or super busy.

Kris: knows things and cannot shut the fuck up 2.0 but instead of lies he just says the darnest things that ig are true but.... Kris for fuck's sake. (we don't actually mind about this either). Also there to keep Bojan's bs at a reasonable level.

Nace: chimes in once in a while, always looks handsome, put together and interested, actively listening. 10/10 no notes.

Jure: just happy to look cute on camera and lounge at the side.

Jan: pondering his orb unless spoken to. Happy to give a 50 minute academic lecture during a 30min interview if asked the right question.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Janus is def the annoying ex that still try’s to flirt. Like he still ain’t over it and will go out of his way to bother you or annoy you while still wanting you back.

*cough* *cough* Anxceit..

Like in the incorrect quotes v4 he does a little wave at Virgil and acts so damn seductive when he’s talking to him. IM TELLING YOU HE WANTS VEE BACK-

That Snake is so damn Gay for that Emo Spider manz was fr pouting for him to open that sliding door

[wild-joker-out-pleasures]

JAN CAN LIFT NACE THIS EFFORTLESSLY?! 😵😵😵🥵🥵🥵

Seems like the guns weren’t just for show. 🥵

(Bonus Nace carrying Bojan as well)

Guys, can someone write a series where each of the guys carries Nace in different situations?! Pretty please? 🥵🥵🥵

[buwheal]

*its an old Ecard featuring Garfield. There is a picture of Garfield commenting about his annoyance that its only midweek and the bottom text says "hang in there"*

[petallix]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the Last 10 people Who reblogged something from you. Lesarn to know your mutuals and followers. 🎠 But only if you want to, just have fun!

-jinn :))

Heeey sorry for the laaaaaate answer, had really hard time findin these lately 😭 + procrastination 😞 

Anyway...

1 Painting and drawing! What can i say~ I love doing those stuff. Like for real I couldn't imagine my life without it. Just the action of it brings me so much joy. 

2 My best friend - she's the best, what can I say more. Lately I've been reflecting on my relationships and I'm really glad I've got her and I can be there for her when she needs me. 

3 Waking up early - for some reason it's getting me in a real good mood. I have unusually healthy sleeping schedule, maybe it has something to do with it 🤔 

4 Listening to music - self explanatory. But u know~ when it hits, it hits and it hits HARD

5 Summertime baby!

(ALSO BONUS: LEMON ICE CREAM 🍋)

[danteadredkin]

*freezes your genderfluid*

Not my genderfluid! You monster! 🥺

[madrabit]

Okay now I’m thinking about bojance again so have this :3

🩷

Imagine they’re all having a lazy afternoon together at their apartment, nothing to do and nowhere to be for once in a very long time, and Jan finds himself sitting in the armchair they have in the living room.

He’s reading a book with headphones on as he listens to some new music, something he hasn’t had time to do in what feels like an eternity, and he allows himself to relax and get lost in the pages of his book.

He doesn’t realize just how involved he has been in the story until Igor comes over to nudge his legs, asking for attention. It is with a fond roll of his eyes that Jan sets his book aside, leaving room for his beloved cat to settle comfortably on his lap – which he does, immediately pushing his little head against Jan’s hand with a content purr when it comes down to pet him between his ears.

The soft smile painting Jan’s face becomes even softer with the sight that greets him once he looks up: Nace is lying on his back on the couch, Bojan pressed against his side with his head pillowed on his shoulder, and little Pino curled up into a ball on Nace’s chest, the steady rise and fall of both their breaths causing Bojan’s hand, which is resting on the dog’s tiny back, to move with them.

They’re all fast asleep, judging by the light snoring coming from all of them – yes, both his boyfriends and the puppy – and Jan feels his heart melt inside his chest.

All for being a cat person, Jan thinks as he feels Igor cuddle up a little closer to him.

He takes out his phone and snaps a few pictures, quickly sending them to their group chat. He ponders for a moment before giving in and setting one of them as his phone’s wallpaper.

A few seconds of staring fondly at the screen later, Igor lets out a little protest that makes Jan chuckle, but he still puts his phone down and starts petting him again.

“How did we manage to score not one, but three puppies, huh?” Jan asks, his voice barely above a whisper so as not to disturb anyone’s sleep.

Igor meows softly.

Uhmm, yeah, he thinks, and, with a smile still on his face, he lets his eyes fall closed too and his mind be pulled into the land of dreams.

In that quiet moment, he knows that when he wakes up, he will be exactly where he wants to be, exactly where he belongs – surrounded by the people he loves most in the world, with their pets, in the apartment they’ve made their home; a place rich with memories, laughter, and love.

Oh god, this is everything 😭😭😭😭

Jan just so fond of his puppies and you just KNOW Bojan and Nace would fall asleep cuddling with Pino 🥺🥺🩷🩷🩷

Them being domestic with each other is one of my favourite things ever, and it's so sweet 😭 jan setting the three of them as a wallpaper just makes me absolutely melt 🥹🥹🥺😭😭😭

Thank you for sharing that, you get a big big kiss on the forehead and a biggest hug ever 😭🩷

[incorrectjokerout]

Jan: This light is so erotic.

Nace: Why?

Jan: It fucks my eyes.

(I mirror translated it from Hungarian 😅 so I don’t know if it makes any sense)

🌟🌟🌟

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Thinking about Remus trying and failing to impersonate Roman in the name of chaotic rat man things

Oh my god Y E S XD!!! Even if the real Ro occasionally makes dirty jokes everyone knows that familiar Dukey giggle before he makes one and all too recognizable voice anywhere XD

[wild-joker-out-pleasures]

Quick poll: Worst footwear

Now that I have ahem, enough fuel...and we've all seen our share of horrible fashion, I want to ask y'all to pick the worst footwear Joker Out has ever worn. I need this information for science.

Remember, VOTE FOR THE WORST!🤭

Bojan’s fuckass goblin slippers

Kris’ grandpa shoes

Jan’s boxing boots

Nace’s Birkenstocks

Jure’s bare feet