#jamie’s simon

[fanficfanattic]

From my S1 AU where Simon dies the same day that Jamie pulled his “can’t train” stunt.

“…But he could bake, and I could eat, and he was bound and determined to bake something I could enjoy as well. So I think I really saw him for the first time then. Not as someone trying to manipulate me to clear the way for him and mummy.

She loved him enough that I never gave her too much trouble. She’s always worked so hard trying to give me a good life. And he was hopelessly in love with her. Not that I can blame the man for that. She’s a right catch. And I thought we were just going to politely coexist until I made my prem debut and got me own place.

But he didn’t want that. He wanted us to be a family. To be there as much for me as he was for mummy. In his incredibly nerdy-ass way. That absolute dork.”

Jamie probably wasn’t the first person to ever roll their eyes while giving a eulogy. But he was certainly going to be the only time any of these people saw it happen ever again.

“I never called him me da’ cause that dubious honor goes to James Tartt. Senior. But that didn’t mean he was nothing to me. Honestly, almost any man can get a girl pregnant. But it is few men indeed what can learn to manage me in a tiff. Can get past the, uhh, the armor I keep on. At least without violence.

Doing the work to build a relationship with me, from the ground up, was work he called important. Well. He didn’t call it work, he called it a joy, which might have backfired a bit. Cause I figured that had to be a lie. Made me resist him a little harder for a while there.

The thing is that it weren’t. A lie. He really was like that. He loved mummy with his whole heart, which was easy. He loved me too, which was not. I made sure it wasn’t but he never gave up.

And that makes me so angry. Right now.

Because if he hadn’t done that, I could have come up here and said something trite. Made a quick statement and then focused on helping me mum.

Instead I’m sad, and I hate being sad. And mad, which no one here could doubt I’m well used to. And I’m scared of the dumbest thing on Earth— I don’t know how to make me mum’s favorite biscuits. And I can’t imagine a world where she can ever be happy again without them.”

At her soft response, her “oh baby”, barely picked up by his mic, he turned to look at her off to the side.

“I’ll do me best mummy, swear down. Won’t even burn your kitchen up. Promise.” She was crying, but she also let out a watery giggle, and then nodded for him to finish up. So he could come sit by her side and hold her hand and squeeze it whenever someone said something too hard to bear alone.

[fanficfanattic]

Simon “Roy Kent always remains” and then leaves before the Keeley reveal. If he’d been there you know he would have added “Keeley Jones [___]”.

But what would he have said? Endures? Thrives? Rivals Roy for Jamie’s affections except why be rivals when you can be partners in crime instead?

Once again I find myself thinking about Jamie’s Roy & Keeley posters

[samwpmarleau]

jamie’s two teds

[tojisun]

the most important dad bod simon thought is when he’s fucking you in doggy and the swell of his gut perfectly slots into the arch if your back, heat and flesh pressing into every inch of your body as he weighs down on you, thrusts brutal and hard. it’s a perfect reminder of his presence— as if the fucking wasn’t hard enough to keep that at the forefront of your mind

jamieeeee my toes are curled!! this is so yummy im actually licking my screen idk hhhnh but absolutely!! (prev)

just. the way he surrounds you – fills you up – until you’re all heady and dizzy because he’s everywhere. overwhelming in the way he pumps his desires in you, waves of euphoric bliss tingling from where you feel him pressed up against you. the ripples of his fat and his muscles mingling with every thrust, reducing you into putty until all you could do is fist the sheets in hopes it can ground you.

the way he bears down his weight on your back while his arms, thick and strong, pull you up, suspending you on his cock. you hiccup a moan, garbling out your pleas, but simon just grunts in your ear, tells you how you’re such a good girl for taking him.

the way he fucks you in full nelson. folds you over before stuffing you up, and you cry at the dizzying pleasure. you don’t know what to focus on: his cock, rhythmic as it thrusts in you, or his arms folding you so expertly, or his stomach slotted against the small of your back, or his lap and how it cushions you amidst his rough pounding?

the way you mewl when simon wraps his hands around your wrists, the startling size difference making you clench around him. he huffs out a confused moan, nuzzling his nose on the back of your shoulder, before catching on your current fixation. he groans, guttural and packed with want, his thumbs rubbing soft touches along the inside of your wrists. “pocket-sized, aren’t cha?”

and the way you know his hold will leave bruises, hand-shaped marks around your wrists, your waist, your hips. or how your skin throbs at the bite marks he left, your neck sticky with simon’s spit but you’re too far gone to think of anything else other than the bubbling elation of knowing how much he’s marked you as his.

dear gods im sweating. i need him so bad

[walnutmistjamie]

Heyyy! Jamie!

[fanficfanattic]

Follow up. What does Jan know about Georgie and Simon?

I was thinking of Dutch Sky Blue 🍑, as I do lmao, and I had a thought.

Does Jan know about James being abusive? Like in any capacity- hints or specifics but not the whole or all of it?

Always happy to talk fic thoughts!

Jan knows the minimum. Like Jamie doesn't talk about it and doesn't admit anything about it but Jan knows that James is the reason Jamie fell out of love with football and why Jamie is resistant to go back to England at all.

He's never met James Tartt (and Jamie hopes that Jan never does) and he's never witnessed anything but he's not stupid and knows that Jamie is so much healthier without his dad in his life.

It doesn't get mentioned in this fic but it does in the prequel :)

A little snippet for your question:

“It’s your turn to host team bonding!” “We take turns hosting? Since when has that been a part of this?” Jan’s concern shifted into a frown. “Isaac’s new idea to get to know the team better. Look forward to seeing what you come up with,” Colin blurted out before he could be called on his lies and ran. “Is this really going to work?” Sam asked as they loaded into the back of Isaac’s car. “He didn’t complain and gave us an address didn’t he,” Colin argued as they pulled back into the road. “This just seems to easy don’t it,” Declan muttered, “like he’s been trying so hard to not tell us stuff and now it’s all, oh just come over to my house.” They all knew that Declan was likely speaking truth but they were running out of ideas. This was likely their last shot. “I told you this wasn’t going to work,” Declan stated as they all got out of the car. Colin rubbed a tired hand over his eyes as they looked up at the board game café that Jan Maas had lead them too. They were never going to find out anything about his life.

[wallpaperontheceiling]

pretty much everyone besides clary and simon being british with no explanation has to be the funniest part of the mortal instruments movie

[marvelling-at-marvel-blog]

I know it was meant to be a joke, but it kind of breaks my heart that S2 Jamie thinks the best way to make friends is to buy all his teammates PS5s. The way his logoc

Like he really thinks his likeability is tied to his talent, money and looks. The way he says what better thing to spend money on than love just screams to me low self value.

I really think he struggled to make friends his whole life and most of the people who came in his life like him for his talent, star potential and what he could do for them.

Which means when Zava comes along in season 3 he probably legit thought he was going to lose all his friends. Now, they didn't need him on the pitch. So now I just want to give him a great big hug.

His S3 storyline really helps him learn what true friendship is.

[squeakadeeks]

"In this world, I'm known as...the Winter King" 🌨❄️🌬

This cosplay was so so close to never seeing the light of day, as this was the aforementioned project I rage quit to procrastinate with Nekomancer on haha. I really adored the fionna and cake special (and adventure time in general) and wanted to cosplay from it for eons...although I will admit this project was intended to be "generic blue and silver winter regal outfit for a variety of characters" and it was a toss up on whether or not the first run was going to go to the Winter King/Simon or Jack Frost...but I couldn't find my jack frost wig so here we are!

This was my first time working a lot with velvet and low key....I loved it and would love to use it more.

[fanficfanattic]

I find this legit fascinating even outside of the Jamie of it all.

I call my stepmom mama with her, my dad, my half sister but never my older brother.

I call my stepdad by his first name UNLESS I am in his house with my siblings. It’s easier to just use dad in that capacity.

Every stepparent’s parents were Grandma and Grandpa. Even the one that I never met because she died decades before. Like that was Her Name™

But the Jamie part, is that I believe that Jamie always just called Simon by his name. But I could see him calling Simon’s parents grandma and grandad. For several reasons, and only some of them are about getting better birthday gifts.

But Jamie with a kid? I can really only imagine it in a few very specific cases. Fostering or adopting, possibly. Which would mean the title/name/whatever would be kid led. He’s not going to force something on a child.

So like my dad calls his stepfather by his first name. But us kids called him Grandpa. If Jamie had kids, do you think they would call Simon my his name?

I don't know if I see Jamie having kids so it's not something I've thought about, but I called my mom's stepparents grandma and grandpa so I think so!!

[rema-rin]

I gotta make sure to mention that the track that was put on repeat while drawing this dance collection was Red Wine Supernova, because ofc it was.

Also as a fun lil comparison- this sketch page was done a month ago, and here's some dancing I've sketched of them a year prior

I still like these, but I'm glad to see I've gotten a better grasp on their shapes to get a more comfortable looking result!

[fanficfanattic]

I’m thinking of including a few lines in Chapter 10 of the Family Curse fic. It’s the one where 9 yo Jamie shows up, and so does James, who thinks that baby Jamie is Jamie’s son. And Roy is the one who demands to know precisely why the fuck James would think his 23 yo son could have a 9 yo son.

And it would be a short blip where Georgie makes Simon promise not to have James killed. And everyone is looking at this giant clumsy Labrador stepdad with skepticism. And he just sort of waves the questions off by saying he was part of a gang when he was a youth.

Cause I like absurdist humor.

[goodmorninglovelies42]

Thinking about angry teenager Jamie who has been and pushing to try and provoke Simon and the man just WILL NOT RISE TO THE BAIT. He responds to every insult with a smile and no comment. Seems not to hear any sarcasm. Is constantly baking Jamie’s favorite things.

Finally, Jamie can’t hold in his anger and just shoves Simon with enough force to have him stumbling into the kitchen counter. And then he’s horrified. His dad would have responded with a punch or a slap. Likely more. But Simon just looks a bit sad and says “I’m not going to let you hurt me physically, Jamie. Do you need space or do you want to talk? You just let me know what you need.”

And Jamie just crumbles.

[fanficfanattic]

I have a headcanon that because they were so poor growing up, once Jamie had money he either participated in an existing charity or made his own. To make sure Manchester’s kids could have good holiday presents available.

So one of their favorite things to do is go shopping together for some of the gifts! (They don’t deliver, the parents comeget them so it feels less like charity to the kids).

Jamie is like “how many kids are there this year? Gotta get 132 PS5s? Okay.” While Georgie is following her heart picking out nice clothes. And poor Simon is looking at the actual lists, replacing the clothes Georgie picks out with the right sizes.

But then they also go to a bookstore and that’s where Simon really lets loose.

what do we think are georgie & simon & jamie's favorite christmas traditions? do they have a favorite christmas film? :D

[makethatelevenrings]

(why does tumblr have to make pngs so blurry) ANYWAY

Welcome to Kinktober 2023! Under the read more list, you'll find the list of days/prompts and, as October progresses, I'll add the links to its respective day. Happy smutty readings! All of these fics are 18+ only so please respect that!

Day 1: Orgasm Denial w/ Jason Todd

Day 2: Chastity w/ Jason Todd

Day 3: Anal w/ Roy Kent

Day 4: Breeding Kink w/ Dick Grayson

Day 5: Choking w/ Roy Kent

Day 6: Boot Worship w/ Simon Riley

Day 7: Oral Training w/ Natasha Trace

Day 8: Dry Humping w/ Simon Riley

Day 9: Cock Rings w/ Clark Kent

Day 10: Toys w/ Jason Todd

Day 11: Lingerie w/ Bruce Wayne

Day 12: Phone Sex w/ Roy Kent

Day 13: Size Kink w/ Jason Todd

Day 14: Bondage/Ropes w/ Diana Prince

Day 15: Sex Club w/ Dick Grayson

Day 16: Hair Pulling w/ John Price

Day 17: Blindfolded w/ Dick Grayson

Day 18: Food w/ Jamie Tartt

Day 19: Exhibitionism w/ Jason Todd

Day 20: Leash w/ Bruce Wayne

Day 21: Praise w/ Jamie Tartt

Day 22: Omegaverse w/ Roy Kent

Day 23: Sex Pollen w/ Jason Todd

Day 24: Lap Dance w/ Jake Seresin

Day 25: Spanking w/ Bruce Wayne

Day 26: Roleplay w/ Jason Todd

Day 27: Masturbation w/ Jason Todd

Day 28: Uniform w/ Jake Seresin

Day 29: Wall w/ Jason Todd

Day 30: Oral w/ Jason Todd

Day 31: Sex Pollen w/ Jake Seresin (Free Space)

Thank you!!

[yuzhoubeisi030]