#jamie yapping

[colossalbilly]

" im having a sleepover with billy right now. i have one of those bunk beds with a desk on the bottom, and instead o' sleeping in the bed with me, hes sleeping under the desk. on the floor. making it look way too damn comfy, too. "

[colossalbilly]

"huuh-?"

[ hes frantically looking around. he might look a little familiar, walt. he has the same head as you. ]

frantically teleports jamie from @colossalbilly here

wh-who’s child is th-this??

*he. He doesn’t remember much rn :(*

[girlkisser13]

when your day was so bad that the journal makes a comeback. 😭

[basketonthedoorstepofthefbi]

somebody else has posted this and i think i reblogged it actually when the op made it, but i just keep thinking about hotch trying to adopt gen z slang

“this unsub is going to strike again, i fear”

“this case is not slay, my guy”

to penelope after she tracked down something hard to find: “go off queen”

[maybeanartist02]

went on a meme making frenzy

mcs featured:

@panichoodie's Sage (green hair, fall personality, elio romance)

& my Anne (red hair, spring personality, jamie romance)

[colossalbilly]

" nah, nah- its fine. jamie weighs nothing. "

" hii mr and mr stevenson!!! "

[ they are probably speaking in sync. ]

[ IT WAS BOLD TO ASSUME THEY WOULDNT MAKE AN APPEARANCE. billy VERY obviously ran here, jamie in his arms. jamie is in a light pink dress with dark flowers on it, and billy is in a slightly baggy suit. ]

" HEY BOZOS. "

" hello, everyone!! "

- [ @colossalbilly ]

[[HEMLP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THEM/pos.]]

“..y. You didn’t have to run.. I’m sure your brother would’ve picked you up.!”

“……Probably.”

[lebregnant]

I swear, next time I see you I'll be funny by Clementine von Radics | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

[three-headed-monster]

team canada vs team slovakia: gallery | 05.23.24

[fleouriarts]

yet another person has fallen victim to my furry beam... ericdoa is now in the hmfcu (hivemind furry cinematic universe) as a ring-tailed lemur. i was so stumped on what to make him and then i realized i've never given someone a lemur sona or even made a lemur oc despite really liking them. i had to remedy that

also when i asked people if they had ideas for his sona literally everyone said 'make him something tiny with huge eyes'. lemurs are small enough and their eyes are pretty striking. works for me

originally finished 4-18-2024

[colossalbilly]

"we're good. what about you, mr wilson?"

"yeah, we're fine."

[ they both replied at the same time, but overall, they are doing good. ]

[ he trots over with jamie in his arms, bridal style. dude just walked here. holding jamie. ]

" heeeyy!! "

- [ @colossalbilly ]

(i wanna make em kiss JUST because someone got hyperfixated on them and itll make them happy. and they will kiss infront of jake because hes gonna be the priest at there wedding /silly)

“…Hi.. how are you two.?”

[Hiii Billy and Jamie!!! Sorry Jake is a lil off he’s. Recovering .]

[monochromemoomin]

jamie doesn’t like mushrooms :(

[colossalbilly]

" guess who decided to play in traffic and now has to use crutches for a while! "

" HEEYHEYHEY. WHY ARE YOU TELLING THEM. "

" thats the,,, 14th time youve been hit by a car in the time ive known you! "

" WHY DO YOU SOUND SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT-?! "

" 14 is my lucky number!! "

[joejhang]

a deep dive into my issues with the rosewood chronicles

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE ROSEWOOD CHRONICLES BY CONNIE GLYNN

(pls read so i can discuss these books w more people. i have MANY thoughts)

ellie wolf has the most insane victim complex i have EVER read about; not only does she never do anything on her own to develop the plot or help other characters develop the plot and/or themselves, she spends half the series being all moody and emo and blaming herself for everything but then she does literally nothing about it. she spent a solid three books bitching and moaning abt how she ruined her friends' lives and then she did nothing abt it.

ellie treats her friends like SHIT; this goes mostly for jamie and lottie. firstly, jamie was wronged by literally everyone ever and i will never get over it. jamie spent his entire life in servitude to ellie and her family and he lost his identity, his birthright, his freedom and his childhood because of them and yeah, it was never ellie's fault, but she continuously makes his job more difficult as a way of "rebelling". there wouldn't be a problem w this bc i also hate the royal family, but she is the only character who has the luxury to rebel bc the repercussions of her actions always fall on jamie and not her. this is shown multiple times (the portrait thing, the end of undercover princess) where ellie fucks up and jamie is punished for it. yes, she has every right to resent her position, but in acting out she let jamie take her falls and she knew it and she hated her parents for it, but she still continued to act the way that she did and blamed her parents for the way jamie was punished, and not doing anything to change the way she was acting. also she just is never grateful towards him at all. also their "friendship" was fucked from the beginning bc they literally had a master-servant dynamic (see: the time in the first book where ellie literally ordered him to be nice to lottie, also the vow in pah). you can't be friends w someone who has power over you. despite jamie standing by her side through literally EVERYTHING, ellie chooses lottie over him time and time again. and even tho lottie means more to her than anything, ellie even treats her like shit. immediately after the princess thing gets out, ellie uses lottie as a way out and lottie immediately shoulders ellie's burdens and sees it as a blessing. ellie blames her parents for lottie's troubles, but if u recall she was the one who initiated the portman deal, not her parents. and she also didn't inform lottie about any of it until after the meeting w the king and queen. she immediately dispenses of her responsibilities onto lottie bc lottie supposedly "enjoys" them. this takes a toll on lottie from the beginning when she starts getting threats, she gets kidnapped, stalked by the media, bullied at school and targeted by a literal terrorist organisation in ellie's name, and ellie never revokes the portman deal bc she wants her own precious freedom. maturing is realising jamie was right, and lottie deserved to have a proper childhood, and ellie was also right, that she and her family were the problem that took away lottie AND jamie's childhoods.

lottie is honestly such a toxic character; she has never really wanted anything that hasn't been imposed on her by others or by what she thinks other people want. she worked her ass off to get into rosewood bc she thinks that's the one thing her mother wanted. she became ellie's portman to save ellie from the pressures of being a princess. she becomes so entrenched in her role as ellie's portman that she literally can't fathom her identity outside of her job. this is shown in pah a bit but i feel like ppl forget. being a portman is NOT good for lottie. like at all. from the first book, she's already losing sleep, receiving threats, borderline sexually assaulted, kidnapped and targeted by a terrorist group all bc she was acting as ellie. ollie was RIGHT when he said the job was too much for her. lottie looks at ellie and feels that she needs to protect ellie, and for some reason feels beholden to her, even tho by all rights lottie is the one w the worse lot in their relationship. her mother died of cancer, and her father left her and gambled away all of their money, marrying a woman not much older than lottie herself, she was raised by a stepmother that didn't care that much abt her and grew up pretty impoverished compared to the rest of the rosewood students and worked super hard to get into her dream school, but we're supposed to feel sorry for ellie bc she can't go out and party. like, i get it, ellie is isolated and caged bc of her role. it's true, but lottie has had it a LOT worse, and still she feels like she needs to shoulder ellie's burdens too. and she also deludes herself into thinking she enjoys them. i feel like these issues rlly aren't talked abt enough.

jamie was never treated right by anyone in his entire life ever; literally name a single character that ever treated jamie right. ellie, his childhood BEST FRIEND, was never grateful for him, got him in trouble all the time and chose lottie over him every time. lottie, his first love, used him as a bargaining chip in order to get information from their enemy, and literally allowed him to be manipulated, gaslit and literally groomed (i AM using this word bc no one can convince me this isn't what happened between jamie and haru) to receive scraps and clues in return. the royal family, who he devoted his life to serving, lied to him his whole life about his identity, and made him a servant when he should've been a prince. haru, the guy he trusted despite everything, spent all of their relationship manipulating and gaslighting him and literally grooming him. yes it was grooming. haru was 20 and jamie was 16 when they first met and it was pretty clear from the beginning that haru had romantic intentions towards him. and even in pah when he was like "i want to be closer to you" he was literally 21 and jamie was 17. and ykw it makes sense that jamie would trust and devote himself to haru and lottie like he did. it was literally a trauma response from being treated like a weapon and not a human his entire life. the royal family saw him as a servant and a weapon and his childhood best friend saw him as ammunition to use against her parents. ofc he fell in love with the only two people in his life who treated him like a human being. and of COURSE he joined leviathan after finding out he was LIED TO his entire life abt who he was and after finding out lottie sold him out after he devoted himself to protecting her. and the way everyone treated him like a villain in pea like...bro everyone lied to him. for some reason no one told him haru was leviathan even tho it was most prevalent to him. even tho he was responsible for protecting them, they didn't inform him at all. bro of course he joined leviathan, he was literally betrayed by the all the people he loved???? and not sayuri treating him like the villain and a betrayer in pea when she was the one who kept haru a secret from him. and the way lottie, ellie, binah, ani and saskia knew haru's identity and just allowed jamie to be used and manipulated by him is CRAZY. and no one even spoke up for him except saskia. and once. and then ellie forced him into that vow literally for no other reason than "if i can't have her no one can" bc bsfr jamie was never any harm to lottie, it was always ellie and her family. I DIGRESS.

[starscelly]

stars past and present at the seguin wedding 😭

[colossalbilly]

"hes always polite."

[ thumbs up from jamie. ]

"i plan on keeping it."

[ boo. hoodieless billy jumpscare. hes just wearing a blood-stained, short sleeved white shirt. ]

"HEY BOZO,, can i, like, have your suit jacket?? jamies freezing his ass off even WITH my hoodie."

[ he has his megaphone in one hand, the other on his hip. dude looked REALLY weird without his hoodie. hes awkwardly skinny - not randy level but noticeable - and he just looks really weirdly scrawny. ]

[ also yeag. he gives jamie his hoodie. faggots jumpscare. ]

- [ @colossalbilly ]

“Why the FUCK are you bloodied. Are you like.. alright..?? Do you need help.??”

[well, he sounded very concerned. Though with a quiet sigh he took a second but Jake eventually took off his suit jacket and handed over! Probably smells like a mix of cigarette smoke and weed, but that’s Jake for you!!]

“..You can keep it by the way. Suits fuckin’ suck- fancy as hell for no reason.”

“…Anyways. How have you two been? Haven’t seen.. either of you in a while, actually.-“

[girlkisser13]

i feel bad for the people who never go crazy.