#jalapeno jam

[r3mlato]

a heten leginkabb maradek eves volt karacsonyrol, meg megcsinaltuk a brie masik felet, szoval nem annyira eroltettuk meg magunkat, inkabb chill volt meg transzatlanti tarsasozas a svedekkel.

mostanaban mindig az van, ha megyek valamiert a boltba az epp nincs, igy jartunk a tradiconalis szilveszteri shrimp ringgel, de nem toltak ki velunk, csinaltunk magunknak. nagy fozes ugyan ebben nincs, en kiraktam korbe a rakot, zsuzso meg bekeverte a tormas kremet hozza.

ejfeli virsli maradek kapival.

ujevi lencse maradek virslivel.

felaron volt az aldiban a steelhead trout, mivel meg sosem ettunk, itt volt az ideje.

meg karacsony elott lattam gyonyoru friss zuzat a boltban, gondoltam ket unnep kozott veszek majd es jol megkonfitalom a zsirban ami kisul a kacsabol. persze mire mentem mar nem volt, sot fagyottat se kaptam pedig voltam vagy 8 helyen. ellenben pulyka zuzat talaltam, majd lehet abbol csinalok valamikor valamit. szoval csak majat vettem es egy reszet bekonfitaltam. mar emlitettem, hogy zsuzso kapott tobbfele speci lisztet ajiba, az egyik ezek kozul a bloody butcher nevre hallgato kukorica liszt. csinalt belole egyet amiben fott kukorica volt, sajnos sutes kozben nem jott fel, eleg lapos maradt, de mivel volt ideje csinalt meg egyet.

ez mar sokkal jobban sikerult, masik recept volt, ugyan ebben nem volt csemege kukorica csak a liszt de igy is nagyon finom lett. volt a hutoben negy jalapeno meg kari elottrol ami kezdett mar szottyadni, zsuzsonak tamadt egy otlete, hogy ezuttal savanyitas helyett csinaljunk belole edeset, ugyhogy csinaltam egy adag epres-gyomberes jalapeno jamet, igen jol ment a kenyerhez is meg a mexikobol hozott dios manchego sajthoz. gondoltam hogy ala majkremezek a jalapeno lekvarnak, de aztan inkabb megse.

a maradek majbol meg lett majas hase.

nem sokszor csinalunk mac&cheese-t itthon, talan 1-2x evente, van egy kedvenc bbq food truck itt a varosban es neki isteni fustolt macje van, de regen meg iowaban csinaltunk supreme macet es neha-neha megkivanjuk ujra. nem nagy kunszt, adunk hozza egy kis olasz kolbaszt meg piritott zoldsegeket vagy epp amit kivanunk, most epp meg a maradek asian pickles meg ubi is jol esett vele. most uj receptet probaltam a szoszhoz a szokasos egyszeru tej/vaj/sajt helyett egy besamell alapu szosz lett, nem volt rossz, de valahogy nem volt az igazi, majd legkozelebb.

[readtilyoudie]

Movement in the corner of her eye caught her attention. She turned and gasped as Jack Morgan—the enforcer from the gaming hell—leaned against the door. His arms were crossed over his massive chest, and, jaw tight, eyes gleaming, he watched Vivian ride Rush’s cock.

Her gaze moved lower and she gasped again. Jack’s breeches were snug against his erect length. He unfolded his arms and rubbed the heel of his palm up his shaft.

She ducked her head, tucking it against Rush’s neck as she closed her eyes. A quake of shame shook her, even as she ground down on Rush’s cock and her breasts ached behind her stomacher.

“We aren’t there yet, Jack,” Rush said. Another tremor racked her. A moment later, Rush murmured, “Alone again, love.”

She lifted her head slightly and cracked open her eyes. The doorway to the bedchamber was indeed empty.

Questions flew through her mind, yet Rush was still inside her, still moving his hips so that pleasure continued to reverberate hotly.

“Did you like that, little creature?” His voice was a husky torment as his hands gripped her waist. “Having Jack see us? See you fuck me like all you care about is cock?”

A moan escaped her as she pushed down hard onto him. She kept picturing the raw lust in Jack Morgan’s eyes, and how he had to touch himself while watching her.

“Ah, you did like that,” Rush rumbled. “What if he joined us, love? What if Jack and I fucked you at the same time?”

“People don’t…do that,” she panted.

“They assuredly do.” In the midst of his pleasure, he smirked.

Rake I'd Like to F...: Two Rakes for Mrs. Sparkwell by Eva Leigh

[famouspeopleinturtlenecks]

Jalapeno Strawberry Jam Recipe This is a Christmastime family favorite. This jam has a wonderful flavor depth thanks to the flavor of the peppers mixed with the sweetness of the strawberries. The amount of peppers or a few habanero peppers can be increased to make this jam spicy if desired. 1/4 cup lemon juice, 1 cup minced jalapeno peppers, 7 cups white sugar, 4 cups crushed strawberries, 8 half pint canning jars with lids and rings, 1 package powdered fruit pectin

[sutterbuttes]

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[autobahnmp3]

im back with a bunch of preserves!!!

[angryisokay]

How is jalepeno in jam? Like a sweet and spicy or what?

I haven't had straight jalapeno jam but in raspberry jam and in an orange marmalade it's a warm type of spicy under the sweet of the fruit. For me, I taste the sweet first then the spiciness and the heat lingers a bit but it's not a mouth burning kind of spicy.

A restaurant in my hometown [now closed :(] used to serve chicken black bean quesadillas with orange/jalapeno marmalade on the side. It was really good but I think they made it in house which would explain why I can't find any to buy.

One of Husband's coworkers made us some raspberry/jalapeno jam that was very good so when I saw some it was a women be shopping moment.

[charmcoindied]

i have those cherry tomatos and i might make tomato jam with them at some point. i need to get some other stuff though

[seanhaughton]

Raspberry Jalapeno Jelly Homemade raspberry jam--made with fresh or frozen raspberries--is livened up with spicy jalapeno peppers.

[mynameisgerms]

Jalapeno Strawberry Jam This is a Christmastime family favorite. This jam has a wonderful flavor depth thanks to the flavor of the peppers mixed with the sweetness of the strawberries. The amount of peppers or a few habanero peppers can be increased to make this jam spicy if desired.

[luckystarchild]

In an act of petty revenge against intolerant family, I make a point to steal our holiday traditions and haphazardly distribute them to others. Mostly gay people, but also to my unsuspecting coworkers at the company potluck.

This year I stole THE BUTTER TURKEY and also THE CREAM CHEESE APPETIZER, which I mashed up into one single holiday abomination.

What is The Cream Cheese Appetizer?

This appetizer is popular among WASPs in Central Texas. I have no idea if it's popular elsewhere or with other demographics. It has appeared, without fail, at every single family gathering I've attended since I was born. It comprises a block of cream cheese, crackers, and "pepper jelly." Pepper jelly is some kind of fruit jam with chipotle or jalapenos in it for spice. You smear the spicy-sweet jelly and cheese on a cracker and enjoy. It's good, and low effort, and looks fancier than it actually is:

Obviously this is not funny enough to bring to the potluck, however, and not specific enough to my family to count as a true theft. So:

What is The Butter Turkey?

Every year my relatives take a stick of butter (used for spreading on rolls/potatoes) and mold it by hand into the shape of a three-dimensional turkey. I guess it's supposed to be... decorative? Festive? I have no idea who started this or conceived of the idea. Either way, it's funny, and also kinda weird, so at the work potluck I decided to make a butter turkey...but with the cream cheese of the above appetizer instead of butter. Theft AND ingenuity. Love that.

So I took the cream cheese to work today, and (after thoroughly washing up) crafted my son, Cuthbert.

I love him. He has wings, a waddle, and a wonderful tail. It took just 3 minutes to make him but I will love him forever.

Now, the only kind of pepper jelly I could find at the grocery store last night was raspberry. I thought nothing of this. That sounded delicious to me. So once Cuthbert was formed, I took him happily to the appetizer table, placed him just so, and proceeded to pour the pepper jelly over his body.

Immediately I realized my mistake.

He belongs in a children's hospital.

Arranging the crackers around him did nothing to hide the bloodbath. My coworkers chuckled. A few guffawed as they stabbed his already bleeding body with a cheese knife. And all the while I muttered: The turkey is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his holiday maker. He's stiff. Bereft of life. Resting in peace. If I hadn't formed him on a plate, he'd be pushing up the daisies. His metabolic processes are now history. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. This is an EX-TURKEY.

But then I realized, amid the chuckles and the laughs...the raspberry was actually the right choice. The perfect choice. The ONLY choice. The raspberry pepper jelly's gory glory is what makes Cuthbert the perfect Thanksgiving mascot, because in this lurid display of violent WASP appetizer creation, Cuthbert reminds us all of the true spirit of the holiday: one of colonial violence and bloodshed.

Cuthbert, therefore, is the perfect embodiment of this holiday, and I intend to resurrect this ex-turkey every year for the rest of my life.

[asexualsinner]

More Ghoul Headcanons: Kitchen Edition

Mountain

Hides his snacks on the top shelf to avoid the others stealing them

Has to use a recipe when cooking

Likes hearty meals like stews

Is an excellent shadow, will assist any of the other ghouls or Copia when asked.

Likes to just be in the kitchen

Is the embodiment of a pioneer woman mom

Loves to bake

CanNOT handle spice

Thinks cayenne is spicy

Favorite food is chili and drink is tea

Favorite snacks are fig newtons (yes he knows that they're made with wasps, he thinks it's funny)

Carries epi pens on him for the others

Rain

Is obsessed with making smoothies

Isn't allowed to use the stove after using water on a grease fire

Nearly burned half the abbey down

It's fine, he prefers salads anyway

Do not trust this ghoul with a knife he will find a way to hurt himself by accident

Is just a disaster when in the kitchen

Favorite food is smoked salmon thanks to Dew

Fancy ✨bitch✨ that puts mint and fruits in his water

Is the only ghoul to like Kale

Has a high spice tolerance

Takes forever to do the dishes bc he'll play in the water instead

Dew/Sodo

Favorite snacks are seaweed sheets and Takis

His taste buds went "weird" after his transition

He can't decide what he likes anymore, spicy? Fish? So he decided on both. Sometimes neither

Loves to smoke foods, begs Mountain for dried wood flavors for it

Dew learning to smoke properly was heavy trial and error, some things were edible some were very much not

His favorite changes weekly, but ATM it's smoked veggies and tofu

Is a big garbage ghoul, will throw everything together on a plate and eat it

Drinks coffee but doesn't like energy drinks

Has moderate spice tolerance

Will try anything once

Surprisingly one of the better cooks in the pack

Is lactose intolerant. No this doesn't stop him. Why would it?

Doesn't need a recipe, cooks from memory or guesswork

Has everything labeled and dated

Swiss

NO spice tolerance

Tries to compete with Dew, Cumulus and Rain and it never ends well

Loves comfort food!!! Give this ghoul Macncheese or pierogies and he's happy

Can follow boxed instructions or strict recipes but tries to "improve" them

Survives off of Redbull

Doesn't know the difference between a chef's knife and a paring knife

Thinks bc he's a multi ghoul he can pull pans out of the oven without mitts - has been treated for burns multiple times

Hates doing the dishes

His go to snacks are gummy worms or jerky

Will eat expired food thinking it'll be fine - it never is

Is a 3am fridge raider

Phantom/Aeon

Loves pancakes, absolute favorite food though is fettuccine Alfredo. Has to be fettuccine noodles, spaghetti isn't the same

Has texture issues with food

Absolutely hates ground meats, the texture is bad

Has a sweet tooth

Is a surprisingly decent cook, can manage without recipes

Baking is beyond him

Mistook baking soda for sugar once and Mountain banned him from baking ever again

Doesn't like eggs

Is allergic to peanut butter

Favorite snacks are Oreos or rice crackers

Enjoys cranberry juice

Can't have caffeine - gives him headaches

Aether

One of the better cooks in the pack

Is one of the only ones that can finish the dishes without distractions

Is allergic to citrus fruits

Has an app on his phone to scan packages for ingredients

Will practically drink soy sauce he loves it so much

Favorite snack is cucumbers and Italian dressing

Prefers strawberry jam over grape jelly

Doesn't like seafood

Favorite food is deer chili - shares this with Mountain

Wears gloves when cooking to avoid cross contamination

Cumulus

SPICE QUEEN

Has done every spice challenge possible, downs it like it's nothing

Like Swiss, can read box instructions but don't trust her past that

Has burnt frozen pizza before

Favorite snacks are tortillas and ghost pepper salsa

Eats jalapenos like candy

Needless to say she terrifies others

Favorite food is homemade ramen - she begs the others to make it for her

Package ramen isn't the same

Likes to do the dishes and help out in the kitchen

Does need a step stool however

Favorite drink is hazelnut coffee

Aurora

Junk food junkie

Favorite snacks are Skittles and kettle cooked potato chips

Prefers vitamin water over regular water

Likes to make quick easy meals like grilled cheese etc

Eats at the oddest times, breakfast is 2pm and dinner has been at 4am for her

Leaves her dishes in the sink like a gremlin

Has been banned from eating in the living room

Gets easily distracted while cooking

If she puts her mind to it, can make really elaborate dishes for the pack

However she makes a huge mess of the kitchen when doing so

Cirrus

Can identify spices/ingredients after tasting things once

Is also lactose intolerant, takes lactaid frequently

Loves Korean BBQ

Likes differing temperatures (cold food that's spicy, mints, etc)

Loves blackberries and celery

Is a very good cook, can make most things after trying them once

Her favorite drink is bubble tea

Has medium spice tolerance, like spicy flavor rather than the heat

Would rather dry and put away the dishes than wash them

Has a massive sweet tooth like phantom

[kirexa]

My mom had got some blueberry jalapeno jam and it is SO good holy shit

[regalvoid]

My go-to low effort meals:

Cheese Quesadilla: cheese on a tortilla maybe a lil salsa or pickled jalapeno, microwave for 30seconds to get the cheese melty, less if using queso

Faux Crepe: Peanut Butter and Honey, maybe with a squished banana or some jam on a tortilla. Fold or Roll up, microwave for 10 seconds.

Tuna Rice: Throw a cup of rice in the rice cooker, maybe include some frozen corn or other veg. Once done add in a can of tuna and a spoonful of mayonnaise, soy sauce to taste.

Brick Ramen: take your instant ramen and put it in a plastic bag. Add the seasoning packet, break the noodles into chunks, shake and eat.

Spaghettio's Out of the Can: open a can of spaghettios and dig in for a fun textural experience

Chips and Salsa: Self explanatory

Too Much Fruit: just down an entire pint of blueberries or bag of grapes or w/e kinda fruit you got, consequences be damned

plain white rice with kimchi on top

[jeusussavearmyveteran1205]

Sweet and Spicy Jalapeno Strawberry Jam

Ingredients:

2 lbs fresh strawberries, hulled and chopped

2-3 jalapeno peppers, finely chopped (seeds removed for less heat)

4 cups granulated sugar

1/4 cup lemon juice

1 packet (1.75 oz) fruit pectin

Directions:

Prepare the Ingredients:

In a large pot, combine the chopped strawberries, finely chopped jalapenos, and lemon juice.

Stir in the fruit pectin until well combined.

Cook the Jam:

Bring the mixture to a rolling boil over medium-high heat, stirring frequently.

Add the sugar all at once, and stir until dissolved. Return the mixture to a rolling boil, and boil for exactly 1 minute, stirring constantly.

Process the Jam:

Remove the pot from the heat and skim off any foam with a metal spoon.

Ladle the hot jam into sterilized jars, leaving 1/4-inch headspace.

Wipe the rims clean and seal with lids and bands.

Seal the Jars:

Process the jars in a boiling water bath for 10 minutes to ensure proper sealing.

Remove the jars from the water bath and let them cool completely at room temperature.

Check the seals and store in a cool, dark place.

Nutrition Information:

Prep Time: 20 minutes

Cooking Time: 20 minutes

Total Time: 40 minutes

Calories: Approximately 45 kcal per serving (1 tablespoon)

Servings: 6-8 jars

Enjoy your Sweet and Spicy Jalapeno Strawberry Jam

[likeawolfatthemoon]

happy happy birthday!!! i hope it was great!! please tell me all about your cheese haul! 🧀

thank you, caity!!! 💖💖💖 it was great, my partner took me on a little trip about an hour and a half away (he typically won't go anywhere over half an hour, he's mildly agoraphobic and also hates driving or being in the car in general lol - so that in itself was a gift) to a cheese store i've been begging to go to (multiple people have been telling me about it bc they apparently always stop there on the way to/from the ozarks and i LOVE cheese)

in addition to the cheese store, we got burgers and ice cream at a little amish store/gas station down there (learned black walnut tastes like black licorice which was upsetting and unexpected). the burgers were actually soooo tasty!!

this is the cheese haul 🧀:

applewood smoked mediterranean sunset cheddar, maple white cheddar, blueberry white cheddar, cheddar jack with pepperoni, pineapple habanero cheddar, herb & spices havarti, caribbean red hot jack, garden jack, morel mushroom & leek jack, cranberry jalapeno jack, cheddar 'n' rye, carolina reaper cheddar, and peppercorn ranch cheese curds

we ALSO got:

"traffic jam" which is a jam with 5 different fruits in it, peach tea concentrate, sweet potato fruit butter, balsamic bleu cheese & walnut dressing, honey mustard & onion pretzel pieces, jalapeno pretzel pieces, pecan honey butter, honey roasted sesame sticks, southern peach bbq sauce, honey habanero bbq sauce, raspberry cheesecake popcorn, jalapeno cheddar popcorn, rainbow popcorn kernels, butter oil for the popcorn 😂, caramel glaze seasoning for the popcorn, AND local honey

genuinely one of the best birthdays i've had!!

[sleepy-mot]

BEHOLD

<photo of a... it's better to simply describe it. Bread, only the bottom bun, apple, eggs, avocado, cheese, jalapeno, kiwi, noodles, potato salad and rice with jam, wasabi and mustard>

DINNER!!!