#jake gyllenhaal headcannon

[gyll-yee-haw]

Can you do a headcannon of Jake and some of his character during post-sex pillow talk?

Yes baby, you're so right for this <3

Characters: Jake, Loki, Donnie, Louis and Adam

Warnings: suggestive, no actual smut. Pretty fluffy, your girl can be soft sometimes

Jake Gyllenhaal

Oh my fave soft dom Jacob 🥺

Billions of praises

"You did so well for me, princess" as he handled your body that still shaked a little

If he was particularly rough that night, he would ask if you were okay, then if you were sure, over and over and over with a very worried look and a very soft voice

Give you so many little kisses and very long massages as the two of you talked about the most random things

From bread to quantum physics

You just enjoyed spending time together, you were best friends who could talk about anything, and turn absolutely everything into a joke, cause he loves making you laugh and you love his peculiar humor

I need him so bad, it's not even funny

David Loki

He isn't a man of many words

Would prefer to show affection by simply keeping you in his embrace, close to his chest as his heartbeat returned to normal

Kissing your forehead while you drifted into sleep

Might whisper a little "thank you" if that was the 'calm his nerves' kind of sex, maybe a little 'I would have gone mad already if it wasn't for you'

If it was romantic, passionate sex, that's one of the only times you'd hear 'I love you', and it would make your heart race every single time

Donnie Darko

I've said it before, I'll say it again, he's obsessed with you

After-sex Donnie will take a while to come back to this ugly planet, he stays stuck on the bliss where only him and his goddess exist

He's all smiley and sweet :((((

It's useless to try and talk to him about anything outside that room

"You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen..." he would drunkly say, everytime

"No, Donnie, I asked if you wanted to order some pizza..."

Louis Bloom

Opposite to David, absolutely never shuts up

His mind is always racing, so he's likely to start rambling about something that has nothing to do with what you just did, I mean, it's over, let's focus on tomorrow's plans

If you were too tired, you'd follow his lead, you'll just let him talk

If you were feeling brave, you'd iniciate round 2, to get him quiet

Adam Bell

He's a softie 🥺🥺🥺

Wants to hear about your day, only because he enjoys your voice so much

You'd insist to hear about his day too, but he isn't a fan of talking about himself

So you started a mission... you'd encourage him to talk, and ask questions during his stories, no matter how boring they were, and he would get all excited talking about something completely normal that happened during class

And when he caught you staring, he'd be like "oh I must be boring you to death, I'm sorry", which you would deny a million times

I mean, he's used to stand and talk in front of a bunch of uninterested people who clearly aren't listening, it's almost automatic

His cute surprised face seeing you interested in what he was saying?

It all gets him looking foward to coming home to you

Where you would make sweet sweet love, and when it ended, he would get this good feeling cause the most intimate part was yet to come

Then you would just lay there talking for hours...

[theyalldeserveddbetter]

The Greatest Prank War Of The Century- Headcannon

(Jake Gyllenhaal x teen! daughter reader)

Request:

Just imagine. Jake and his daughter having a prank war on set. How chaotic would that be???

A/N: GUESS WHO’S STILL HERE HAHA! I hope you enjoy this chaotic duo TM ✨

• It was a mistake

• a completely a utter mistake of casting you and Jake for the same film

• Not because of you guys’ acting

• but for the chaos that followed it

• Now, you may be wondering ‘what chaos could you possibly mean?’

• The Prank Wars

• That’s it

• Everyone that has ever worked with you two knew about The Prank Wars

• Whenever you were both cast for a film, one was bound to happen

• This one was different

• How was this one different?

• You two wanted to make this The Greatest Prank War Of The Century

• The biggest and the greatest

• Oh what joy for fellow castmates

• This all started quite harmless actually

• Maybe switching the sugar in each other’s drinks for salt, or untying each other’s shoelaces

• But soon it grew and escalated

• There was a time where you covered Jake’s whole trailer (both inside and out) with pictures of Sebastian Stan and Tom Hiddleston

• Jake got back at you by painting your trailer bright neon pink

• (Jokes on him, you didn���t mind the colour. It made finding your trailer easier)

• You may be wondering why you two had separate trailers.

• Well, it’s pretty self explanatory

• The chaos would only grow with a shared trailer

• The biggest prank you ever played on Jake was convincing him that the directors had changed his script

• The poor guy practised lines of Hamlet for a week straight

• The biggest prank Jake ever played on you was actually after you had both shot the movie

• He gave you the wrong address for the venue where the movie premier was held

• You were an hour late to your own premier!

• After that, you both agreed to stop pranking each other

• Until the next movie you two were cast in that was

Taglist

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Jake Gyllenhaal Taglist

@zepplin-2005 @quacksonlover81

*strikethrough means i couldn’t tag you*

[echo-writes-things]

Welcome to Quentin Beck x Reader headcannons in spirit of @stephen-writes

(These will be in a gender neutral perspective)

• He likes to spark random dumb arguments like “ducks don’t have ears” and “the earth is flat” just to get a rise out of you for a joke

• If he ever goes too far with a joke he immediately starts trying to make it up. Millions of apologies, millions of different offers like “do you want me to leave you alone?” “Can I get you something?” “Is there any way to make it up?” And he respects any answer you give

• If/When you live together, he will randomly throw pillows at you

•✨an excellent cook✨

• He’s competitive with games

• HE SUCKS AT JUST DANCE BUT HE TRIES SO HARD

• When you cook with him he always does the dishes, he will also fight you on it

• If he ever finds a new song he loves, he immediately tells you and has you listen to it with him. “BABE CHECK THIS OUT YOU’VE GOTTA HEAR IT”

• He makes TikToks of you both (only if you’re comfortable with it)

• When he’s excited he’s bouncing off the walls trying to show you what he’s excited over

• If you’re separated for a while he’s clingy the moment you both meet back up again

• This man tries to be a big spoon for pride but he’s a little spoon

• You guys have game night (board games or video games doesn’t matter) and he is SO aggressive. He loves winning

• When he loses he’s a sore loser in the pouty way, not the “YOU CHEATED” way

• He holds you from behind and kisses your cheek whenever he gets the chance

• He loves car rides with the windows down/sunroof open

• He loves painting and he’s genuinely good at it, just not with portraits it’s mostly landscapes

• He loves partner dancing, by that I mean holding hands and moving quirkily or swaying. He has no clue how to dance

• He gives the cheesiest nicknames. Like he uses “babe” and such but he uses “sugar bear” “honey pie” “sweet cakes” too

[jakegyllenhaalsupportgroup]

Headcanons about the reader or Jake graduating in the JGCU, (this came into my mind because tomorrow I'm going to graduate in Interactive Media 😆) I love your stories :3 Keep up the good work :3

ayyy dude congrats on graduating!!!! Thank you so much! man I’m so sleep deprived rn so I appologise if any of these have like shit grammar or spelling or are just crap in general lol I’m so tired sorry

but okay

so like Jake’s in the year above you right?

and he’s on a three year course, as is Loki

so he’s gonna be graduating the year before you bc you finish second year when him and loads of the other JGCU characters graduate

so his graduation is bitter sweet to say the least

like you obvs attend

and so do all the other JGCU characters who aren’t graduating bc we stan supportive friends

but you sit next to Jake’s family in the graduation hall

and like you’re crying when he walks across

bc WOW you’re so proud of him

but at the same time like SHIT he’s leaving now, and so are Tommy, Loki, Davis, Billy, etc

but most importantly FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND GRADUATED

if ygm?

so it’s like after the graduation, Jake’s family goes out for a meal to celebrate Jake and Loki’s graduation (bc Loki’s basically Jakes adopted sibling don’t tell me otherwise, the Gyllenhaal’s love their angsty law student son) - you’re ofc invited and so is David bc you can’t split them up anymore

and you have cake and celebrate that ya boy graduated

maggie’s still shook, hella sure that he could never do it bc we love siblings with no faith in each other whooo

jk she knew he could do it really

but she’d never tell him that

and mid way through the meal, Jake leans across and checks up on you

you’re like “YEAH I’M FINE WHY WOULDN’T I BE????” 

and he just rolls his eyes and excuses the both of you, taking you outside of the restaurant

and he’s like “you know nothing’s gonna change right?? just bc i graduated it doesn’t change anything about us”

and you’re still kinda sad and like “but you’re not gonna be around as much, are you???”

bc Loki and Jake are moving across town bc they found jobs on the other side of the city so David is moving in with the other medics still at uni instead

and he’s like “dude I spent half of your first year pining over you, there’s not a chance I’m letting that go to waste”

and you’re like “I’m really proud of you, y’know that right bro?

“yeah - but I need you to know that I’m not letting you go under any circumstances - so come on, let’s go back in and listen to my mother talk about how much she loves her adopted son more than me, yeah?”

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

Sleepover!!!

So, as I mentioned yesterday I think?? I’m going away for the weekend so am gonna be a little inactive in terms of blurbs and stuff (I’ve queued some for tomorrow so have fun with them) but I’m also driving for fucking ages this weekend with my mum so I figured we could do a sleepover!!! For like the weekend bc plz help keep me entertained whoooo

So it’s like any other sleepover tbh. So normal things included:

- Gush About Your Crush 🥰

- Courtney The Agony Aunt 🤷🏼‍♀️

- Games (FMK, 2 truths 1 lie, etc)

- Unpopular Opinions ☕️

- Ask me for the directors cut on a fic!! 📚

- Send in some headcannons for me to write (lol I can do that from my phone whooo) 😏

- Basicaly just send anything!! Ask me anything guys, just come keep me company plz I love you all

So yeah come talk to me!!

[parkers-gal]

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last updated | aug 5th, 2021

do not repost my work anywhere !! respect this please. | fics are not ordered in any particular way. these headers are mine so pls don’t use/take them

tom holland

insomnia - reader can’t get to sleep; tom finds out why

driving in the rain - fluffy dinner date and rainy drive back home

workouts and warmth - when all tom wants is some after-workout cuddles

from across the living room - announcing your engagement to your families

the one - you want to move out and get your own place as a couple, but tom doesn’t. nikki talks to him. 

anything for the twins - tom massages reader’s boobies during her period

moms, makeouts, and mishaps - nikki walks in during your makeout sesh

simple acts of intimacy - a fluffy 3.1k words worth of blurbs

silver surprises - the reader surprises tom at a premiere

twenty questions - questions ensue after tom & reader get stuck in an elevator

my gut - spinoff of twenty questions with claustrophobic!reader (tw/ anxiety + attacks)

stealth mode - tom & reader scaring each other

unicorns vs pegasuses - tom shuts the reader up by kissing them

a good story - tom meets reader at a meet & greet — friendships blossom to lovers

deal breaker - tom wants kids, but the reader does not

his lap - reader asks for help in overcoming an insecurity; tom misreads the situation

pool day - pool day w/ tom + the boys

hot - the reader picks a certain song that reminds her of tom - the boys go wild

grounded by rocks - tom talks about you in an interview for cherry

your hands - when all he wants is a simple head massage

late flights - in which tom takes too much time with the fans

nobody wanted to - where only one person makes it out alive

way more than 50 - the hollands trick the reader into thinking they did something they weren’t supposed to 

why [ pt ii ] - sweet cupcakes, and a not so sweet breakup

what looks suspicious - nikki doesn’t exactly approve of tom dating the reader

something sweet - reader drops off small gifts while tom’s on set

he remembers - when tom finds the letter

missed you - reuniting w/tom after four long months

soft gangsta - tom tries to dress edgy; the reader is unconvinced

the shoe game - reader & tom play the shoe game at their wedding

too much - when the reader has a rough time with work, tom comforts them

losing grip [ pt ii ] - a losing battle between the reader and a hereditary disease causes heartbreak

your captain america - protective!tom holland of young reader (age gap)

sexy genius - reader is a fan of (and meets) jake gyllenhaal

teddy bear cuddles - tom wears an oversized hoodie

nonsense - the boys think the reader is meddling with tom’s work

circles before yourself - rule #2 - osterfield!reader gets caught with tom

seventeen times - when the reader is having a hard time in lock down, tom tries to help (TW // depression)

pixie dust hair - tom assures insecure!reader that the pixie haircut looks good <3

a few more months - reader passes out during a run; tw // excessive exercising

tiktok au’s

body ody ody - tom gets a little jealous over a few social media comments 

sweats in the supermarket - getting tom hard when he wears sweats

put your records on - trying not to kiss each other first

mood killer - saying dirty things into tom’s ear

say it back - pranking tom by not saying ily back to him

two different ways - tom choking the reader to get two different reactions 

brutal - doing the “did you mean to post this?” trend on tom 

worst thirty minutes of my life - playing a drinking game with tom to see who gives into cuddles first

my girl’s cuddles - crawling into tom’s lap 

even - buying hot leggings & taping tom’s reaction 

goofball - a silly way to reveal reader’s pregnancy to tom 

end the debate - “i found out why my boobs are small” trend

slam the car door - doing the car door prank on tom 

water bottle wars - the boys ask you and tom questions about each other. wrong answers result in sprayed water 

get you back real good - you & the boys prank tom after watching a scary movie 

peachy - sighing / moaning in front of tom playing video games to get his reaction

my princess - tom does a tiktok where he guesses all your answers to everyday questions

dad!tom

needles and needs - when scarlet has to get shots, you realize she may not be the only one that needs comforting

all my girls - scarlet meets her baby sister for the first time (dad!tom)

everything i love about u - tom is afraid baby red might hate him for leaving home too much

a little extra help - stepdad!tom being the best dad to your daughter

through the tears - pregnant!reader goes into labour, and baby holland meets the family

first feed - tom watches you breastfeed for the first time

warmth from the love - baby holland’s first Christmas

first words - baby holland speaks for the first time

breaking the internet - when your pregnancy announcement crashes multiple apps/websites (pregnant!reader)

breaking the internet... again - when baby holland breaks the internet

boyfriends and brunch - when jade brings home her boyfriend (aged!up)

big sister + how are babies made - telling scarlet about the baby on the way (pregnant!reader)

too many kids - the reader’s dad has some commentary about the twins

mumma’s girl - tom gets jealous when scarlet isn’t a daddy’s girl

angels - a little skin to skin time with his best girl

family man - after a nasty breakup, tom finds out you had his child

cheesy uncles - telling paddy he’s going to be an uncle

ag!reader (more to come !!)

y’all really get nasty - tom and the fans discuss ag!reader’s songs

my favorite things - ag!reader performs in front of the mcu cast at the grammy’s

34 + 35 - the boys react to reader’s new song(s)

34 + 35 remix - the boys reacting to the remix

his remedy - the boys react to positions deluxe

neglected - AG!reader breaks up w tom because of their job; tom searches for answers

low-key wants him - reader talks about how much nonna (+ her fam) loves tom

see u soon - reader interacts with tom while on stage for the swt

a few spilled secrets - AG!reader performs on jimmy fallon’s show.. tom and her confess a few secrets

for the first time - when the reader breaks down crying while singing about her ex, tom is there to comfort her

dance with me, rain on me - reader has a hard time on set, tom to the rescue

every tomorrow - the first album release night after your breakup

here we go again - introducing tom (+ the boys) to your celebrity friends

condoms or safety nets - the boys react to AG!reader’s song “safety net”

we’re not engaged - AG!reader announcing to the world why they no longer have a fiance... (fluffy)

the late late show - AG!reader & tom do spill your guts or fill your guts

pain from pleasure - dad!tom goes through a birth simulator — controlled by the reader

never have i ever - tom & the reader play a game on the late late show

fluffy hair - ag!reader has a zoom interview with zach sang. tom makes an appearance

fighting off the haters - ag!reader and older!tom holland (age gap) attend an award show after going public

run your hands thru my hair - tom reacts to ag!reader’s song “my hair”

stick to acting - tom tries to make a beat for ag!reader

practically twins - reader meets sebastian & anthony at comic con

damn lucky - black!reader wears her hair naturally during an interview

what a piece - reader talks about tom related songs & tattoos

flip it - tom talks about reader in an interview

at the door - older!reader & tom fight off haters

a headcannon of ag!reader being a marvel cast member

a headcannon of tom & the reader attending the avengers endgame premiere

styles!reader (more to come !!)

bathroom kisses - makeout sessions with tom and styles!reader in the bathroom

yeah, he is - tom holland x styles!reader meet the styles family; protective older brother harry makes an appearance

unparalleled love - older brother harry styles makes a speech at reader’s wedding

grilled - date night for tom & styles!reader is a bit difficult with two kids; older brother!harry to the rescue

baby showers and brothers - dad!tom & styles!reader are going to be parents

potential boyfriend - tom has a crush on the reader when they first meet

ts!reader (more to come!!)

trust me - tom & the reader defend her after nikki doesn’t approve

your london boy - tom & co. + the world reacts to “london boy”

boy of my dreams - tom being proud of the reader for winning a grammy

rapper!tom

tom records your sounds during sex for his music (hc)

tom talks about you in an interview

concepts: one , two , three

professor!tom

my pretty girl - tom gets jealous when reader gets many valentines

other reader tropes

cherry - reader is a screenwriter for tom’s upcoming movie

no shouting - singer!reader needs some help after paparazzis are too much (based on a video of tom)

pregnancy belly - actress!reader has to wear a pregnancy belly for her role, and the boys tease tom about when it’ll be real

we march - actress!reader being a huge feminist

passions & pediatricians - pediatrician-to-be!reader meets tom

politics - reader’s granpa is joe biden (requested) and tom meets him

extra support - psychiatrist!reader helps tom on the set of cherry

you made it big - tom holland x actress!reader at the after party

partition - the boys react to famous!reader singing partition

senorita - singer!reader makes a music video with shawn, who’s tom’s new best friend

miniseries 

boomerang: one , two , three , four [completed]

peter parker

making amends

➢ enemies to lovers ; college!peter x super soldier!reader ; 30k words ; sorta slow burn

cheeky guy, favorite thighs - college!peter doing a tik tok challenge — between the reader’s thighs [tik tok au]

a little nicer - doing the prank on peter (”you could’ve been a little nicer to me today”)

start searching - first make out sessions with our best boy :)

hidden hickeys - the avengers think innocence of peter, until they’re proven wrong

the team - part two of hidden hickeys; reader meets the avengers

all of you - late night talks about your future with peter :’)

like you wouldn’t believe - reader tells mj about her & peter’s awesome sex

slip from my hands - roommate!peter comforts the reader after a nightmare

i’d wait for her - college!peter parker needs to come to terms with you and your boyfriend

shut up and kiss me - soft make out sessions with peter :)

all the good things in the world, and i get you - insecure!reader needs a little reassuring 

modern chivalry - peter being a gentleman on the subway

eggnog and mistletoe - peter helps you love the holidays

the force awakens? it sleeps - a little extra comfort & care from our favorite baby boyfriend 

a prince - wonder woman!reader meets spider-man (& avengers) in a mission

steve rogers fics - peter finds you reading fanfiction abt steve rogers

fanboy!peter

fanboys and bracelets - fanboy!peter parker goes to famous!singer!reader’s meet and greet

fanboys and phone numbers - fanboy!peter parker continuation 

showing around - fanboy!peter gets VIP access; some dancing ensues

stark!reader + avengers!reader

if you knew feelings - the avengers want you & peter to break up

sleeping - peter misinterprets a few important questions

the may to your ben - college!best friend!peter parker x stark!reader fluff

race ya - peter confesses his feelings for rogers!reader after a mission — on comms

frat bathrooms - stark!reader joins the avengers where she sees college!peter, the boy she slept with at a frat party

rainy days - reader doesn’t like rainy days, a certain wall-climber changes their mind

already got her - jealous!peter makes a public confession

flustered!peter

a nervous one - flustered!peter parker sees cheerleader!reader in her uniform

one day soon - flustered!peter parker x affectionate!reader

all better - flustered!peter parker does some lab flirting with reader

dad!peter + pregnant!reader

unplanned  [ part ii ] - reader gets pregnant... breaks up with peter to avoid it all

burrito wraps - reader worries that baby parker might be cold

a name to remember - latine!reader & peter give their girl a special name

you’re magic - a certain wall crawler hears two heartbeats

sgt. bucky barnes

first cuddles - bucky asks to cuddle for the first time

harry holland

golden light, the love of my life - the boys tease harry —on a live video— for being whipped

it won’t f^cking open - harry lends a helping hand

how much i - those three magical words are exchanged for the first time

cuddly koala moments - time the reader just needed harry’s warmth

anything for hands - the reader cuts harry’s hair on instagram live

your other best friend - the reader is sam’s new friend, but harry thinks they like tom instead

you’re my anchor - harry has an anxiety attack, but the reader knows what to do

what’s his [ pt ii ] - when everything thinks the reader should date tom instead, harry snaps

whipped fries - harry brags about the reader winning the pub quiz for them

tell me, show me - the reader makes harry flustered by playing w/the strings from his sweatpants

keep your cool - tom setting u up with his brother // nikki being wary

ag!reader

you’re such a dream to me — ag!reader writes r.e.m. about harry

harry styles

intoxicating - soft bubbles baths with long haired!harry 

frayed braids - reader braids long haired!harry’s hair

others:

harrison osterfield

not anymore - when harrison comes back from filming, he’s determed to win the reader’s heart

irreversible - when relationships fall apart, people fall apart. (infidelity)

circles before yourselves - rule #1  - harrison x osterfield!reader (sister) when brothers talk, bad things begin

think of her - harrison asks your family for their blessing [holland!sister]

steve harrington

together not never - steve discovers the reader is pregnant

[buckyownsmylife]

Could you possibly do a headcannon about Jake Gyllenhaal fucking you DEEP in Missionary and him whispering the dirtiest most degrading shit in your ear and sucking on his chain? Thank you so much and I hope you get better soon <3

Thank you, honey! I do feel much better today, thankfully!

Headcanon Sunday has started! Send me your ideas, I’ll be writing all day!

Let’s imagine he just got home from being on set for the last month or so

Dripping with need for you, desperate

Video and calls didn’t help him deal with his sexual frustration

Even when he managed to get you to cum for him just by the sound of his voice, jerking off could never compare to the feeling of being balls deep inside of you

Added that to the shit he had to read in the media about you hanging out with one of your friends?

He knew it was just a friend, you’d even told him about your plans that day

But of course, the paparazzi didn’t know the same

So you add jealousy to an already sexually deprived Jake and what do you get?

A fucking animal, that’s what

“Did you fucking miss me, kitten?” He’d whisper against your ear as he fucked you deep in missionary, not wanting to take his eyes away from yours not even for a second

Really, he was only bound to get carried away

“Y-yes,” you’d whisper, unable to look away from his possessive gaze

“Well, it didn’t fucking look like it did it? Not when you had fucking Christopher to keep you company.”

You’d whine and whimper, clawing at his back as he pounded you against the bed, barely even leaving you

His groin would rub against your clit every time, only adding to your bliss

“But that’s alright, kitten, do you know why?”

“N-no”

The intensity of his thrusts had you stuttering even if you didn’t mean to

“Because you’re nothing more than a hole for me to fuck and dump my cum in, isn’t that right?”

As much as it pained you to admit, the harsh words only made you even wetter

“It doesn’t matter if you spread your legs like a whore for anyone who wants you”

“I’m the only one who can fill you up this good.”

At your eager nod, he would just meanly chuckle

“Desperate little slut,” he’d call you, lightly slapping your face

You liked Jake’s idea of punishment/getting reacquainted with your bodies after some time apart

He’d fuck you way past the point of overstimulation

He’d leave you crying for him to stop, but still now making use of your safeword because you were so fucking happy to have him inside of you again

And because Jake didn’t want to hear your sobs, he’d order you to bite his chain and suck it

That way it’d stop hitting your face and it’d give you something for your “whiney slutty mouth” to do

I’m gonna go grab a glass of water (and a Holy Bible) 🥵

[savvy-ivvory]

This is such a dream 😍😫

Bday sex with Jake Gyllenhaal would hit DIFFERENT I feel like he’s usually rough but on ur bday he just wants to fuck u nice and slow and shower u with kisses and praises and ughhh the man has my whole heart I stg

It’s what we deserve!

The whole day is just him being real soft and spoiling you

Treating you to whatever you want and when you make it to the bedroom, it’s all passionate and slow

Jake is still very much in control and taking charge but you can just lay back and relax this time

Not that you both don’t love it when he’s rough and wrecks your guts till you’re crying but

Something about him taking his time and being gentle just allows that intimacy to flow even more and it feels like such a treat 😍

[inagetawaycarxo]

Being An Assistant For CEO!Jake Gyllenhaal

— CEO au! With ceo!jake gyllenhaal and assistant!reader headcannons please -Anon

WARNINGS: sex, car sex, oral (both receiving), suggested sex, mention of sex, implied smut, fluff, angst, CEO!Jake.

In Jakes opinion, you are a very excellent assistant.

You are always up to date on all the daily tasks that you must complete on a daily basis or are tasked with.

At the end of the day, you will make tomorrows to-do list & Jakes schedule before you leave work.

Making phone calls for him as well as accepting them on behalf of him.

Making emails on behalf of him.

Scheduling meetings, as well as booking meeting rooms. Plus, tables at restaurants if that’s where one of the meetings is held.

Plus booking a table at a restaurant for the women he takes on dates.

Always setting up his daily schedule and making sure everything runs smoothing and everything goes to plan.

Reviewing incoming reports and handling all correspondence directed towards Jake.

Researching a variety of topics Jake must do.

Or just researching in general, especially restaurants of where Jakes business partners want the meeting held.

Also researching their companies.

Coordinating Jakes travel arrangements.

  Plus, travel arrangements in general.

  Always contacting Jakes colleagues/ business partners.

  Managing office documents, filing and databases.

  Producing reports and presentations. As well as information.

  Going on coffee runs.

  Guiding and supporting other colleagues in his firm.

  Being innovative.

  You are basically work orientated. You always put your work first, before your personal life. (which has made your dating/personal life suffer)

  You are extremely organised as well as dependable.

  As well as having superior interpersonal.

  Your communication skills are strong. Written and verbal.

  You are well mannered too, as well as professional.

  Always maintain a professional demeanour. Even if someone is rude to you.

  Knowing what to order for Jake and what not to.

  Printing out contracts, etc...

  Preparing and reviewing documents.

  Representing him by attending meetings when he can’t be there, or something has come up.

  Handling confidential information.

  Welcoming his guest/clients by greeting them.

  Doing inventory checks. As well as equipment maintenance.

  Preparing reports by collecting and analysing information.

  Always backing up stuff (documents, etc..).

  Attending workshops.

  Organising your emails, like in categories; urgent, less urgent, follow-ups and to-do’s.

  You are very detail orientated.

  You are very good at multitasking too.

  As well as problem-solving.

  Having good time management.

  You never miss a day; you will even come in sick. Which Jake kind of feels guilty for.

  No matter how many times he tells you to go home and get some rest, you tell him you are fine. (clearly, you are not).

  Jake taking you to events, meetings of other business that are either his clients or partners.

  You often stay in the office passed the end of your shift.

  Now onto the less boring stuff. The NSFW stuff. The stuff we all fantasies about.

  Jake couldn’t hold his feelings back any longer, he tried so hard to keep those feelings at bay, even dated and slept with other women just to get you off his mind, and those feelings he had for you, but it never worked.

  Finally, after a long gala event that he took you too, it finally all came to the surface.

  Maybe it was the city lights, illuminating your face, but he knew for sure he had to shoot his shot, so that’s what he did.

 “Y/n...” he spoke but stopped himself before he could get the rest out, as nerves started to set in. what if you didn’t feel the same way.

  Your head quickly turned around to look at Jake, giving him a concerned look. Jake quickly bit his bottom lip.

  “Is there something wrong Mr Gyllenhaal? Did you forget something at the gala?” you asked, concern lacing your voice.

  “No.” Jake quickly answered you.

  “Is it work-related?” you asked him.

  “It’s not work-related.” Jake answered rather quickly, your concerned expression dropped into a confused look, you gave him a puzzled look.

  Just as you were about to speak again, Jake cupped the side of your face, pulling you closer to him.

  His eyes fluttered closed as soon as his lips touched yours, you let out a gasp of either shock or surprise, maybe both, he couldn’t tell, he was too busy kissing you passionately to notice.

Your eyes soon fluttered closed, as you started to move your lips against his. Kissing you passionately, he felt sparks fly when he kissed you, though he wasn’t sure you felt that same feeling, since you pulled away from him, quickly pushing him away from you. Both of you breathing heavily, hurt flashed in Jake’s eyes.

“Jake, what the hell?” you gasped out through ragged breaths, avoiding all eye contact with him.

  “Don’t pretend that you didn’t feel a spark in that kiss, that you don’t feel a connection between us.” Jake responded.

  “Well, I… you are my boss, this is wrong, so wrong, and unprofessional.” You stuttered out, gulping, still avoiding him.

  “But it’s not wrong, what I felt I know you feel something too, I like you, y/n, a lot and I know you feel something for me too.” Jake confessed. Looking at you genuinely.

“Jake-” you started to say, only for him to cut you off

“You can’t help who you fall in love with, y/n.” Jake spoke softly, making you look at him slightly.

“You don’t mean that.” You sighed, finally looking at him, with tear-filled eyes.

“I do.” Jake responded. Bringing his thumb up, and wiping the tears away before they could fall. It made your heartbeat quicker.

  You gulped as you fought back tears. You had to shut this down.

  “Jake, we can’t do this, it’s unprofessional, and I’m sure your only saying that because you are drunk. You don’t feel that way.” You sighed.

“I have for a while. I just didn’t tell you until now, I didn’t have enough courage to tell you. I was afraid you would quit, and I would lose you, or you wouldn’t respirate those feelings back. I’m willing to risk it all to be with you.” Jake confessed.

You turned your head to the side, as tears fell freely from your eyes. Jake quickly grabbed your chin, pulling your face gently to face him.

“I understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, y/n. But I love you so much, and these aren’t just drunk feelings, I have felt them for a while now, I love your smile, your laugh, you, your eyes, your hair, your personality, the way you make people feel happy, the way you light up a room when you walk in, the way you-” Jake started to confess only for you to cut him off by kissing him passionately.

Jake’s hands ran through your hair.

The kiss deepening.

Jake’s hands slipped from your hair, trailing down towards your waist.

Pulling you onto his lap.

Your fingers ran through his hair, as the kiss got heavier.

Jake pulled away. Breathing heavily as he rested his forehead against yours. Looking up at you with lust-filled eyes.

“Are you sure about this?” Jake asked. You nodded your head. The pad of your thumbs rubbing against his jawline.

“Yes, I am sure.” You replied, making Jake smile.

His lips moulded against yours.

His hands trailing down your sides.

Both of you kissing fiercely. Both of you grinding against each other.

Tearing each other’s clothes off in a hurried rush, while making out heavily.

Of course, more making out.

Hands roaming each other’s bodies.

Eventually, Jakes lips trail away from your lips, and towards your neck. Then the crook of your neck, to your shoulder, then your collar bones.

Until he reaches the valley of your breasts. His hands grabbing your breasts roughly. Groping them roughly.

He then replaces one of his hands with his mouth. Sucking softly at first, then harshly. All the while looking at you. Your head falling back. Eyes fluttering closed.

He then proceeds to do the same to your other breast.

After a few minutes of sucking on your breasts, and nipples harshly. He trails kisses down your abdomen, then down towards your wet heat.

One of his hands resting on your back. The other one wondering down to your core.

The pad of his thumb coming to your clit. Rubbing in a circular motion. Making you moan.

Jake carefully placing you on the backseat. His thumb still rubbing circles on your clit, at a fast pace.

Jake lowering his face down to your wet core. His mouth moulding against your core. As he starts sucking hungrily. Making your back arch. Moaning his name loudly, not caring if the driver hears. Your hands looking for something to grab a hold off.

Jake kept sucking. While moving his tongue up and down. His free hand pinning your hip to the seat.

Your moans got louder by the second. Only encouraging Jake. Wrapping your legs around his head. Pushing his head closer towards your core.

You felt pure bliss run through your body.

After about fifteen minutes of Jake eating you out, your orgasm arose.

Your toes curled. Back arching. Head falling back as far as it could go.

Your orgasm hit your body hard. Your moans got louder. They were music to Jake’s ears.

Jake kept sucking after your orgasm finished. Rubbing your sensitive clit.

Jake gave one last suck, and rub of your clit, before pulling away.

Hovering above you. Staring at you with a glint of concern in his eyes.

“Are you sure?” Jake asked.

“Yes.” You replied.

Jake grabbed his shaft with one of his hands. Alining it with your entrance.

Jake slowly slipped inside of you. Going all the way in, until he bottomed out.

Jake waited a few minutes. Making sure you adjusted. Pressing kisses against your bare shoulder.

Jake started to pull out, grunting. He then slid back into you. Then sliding back out, then thrust back in. Repeating that action.

His pace quickening. His thrust getting faster. Your walls clenching around his cock tightly.

Both of you moaning loudly.

“You like that y/n.” Jake grunted out.

“Yes.” You moaned out.

“God, you are so tight.” Jake growled.

And…

“You feel so good.”

Did I mention a lot of loud moaning from both of you? Like both of you at this point literally, don’t care if the driver hears.

Jake definitely makes you feel like no guy has ever made you feel.

Raking your fingers down his back.

Your orgasm hits you so hard you nearly blackout for a second or two.

Jake spilling his seed inside of you.

Jake collapsing on you.

Both of you breathing heavily.

Jake shifting you, so he could move underneath you. His cock still inside of you.

Soft tender kisses on your forehead, and the top of your head. Rubbing up and down your back.

Jake and you keep the relationship on the down-low.

The first date was filled with nerves and awkwardness from the both of you.

Though that doesn’t make it a bad first date.

Jake doesn’t disappoint. He goes all out picking you up. Handing you a bouquet of red roses. Walking you to his car. Opening the car door, and closing it.

Jakes date choice is a fancy romantic restaurant.

At the end of the night, you give him a passionate kiss.

Jake takes you on many dates after that.

Fancy date destinations. Low-key dates at home. Dates at the office, when everyone is home.

Lots of kisses and make-out sessions.

Kissing in the office/at work.

Keeping PDA behind closed doors.

Forehead kisses.

Stomach kisses.

Neck kisses.

Shoulder kisses.

Cheek kisses.

All over the body kisses.

Passionate kisses.

Deep kisses.

French kisses.

Eskimo kisses.

Nose kisses.

Tender kisses.

Earlobe kisses.

Hand kisses.

Soft kisses.

Feverish kisses.

Jake definitely makes you feel all the feels. You are deeply in love with him.

And he is deeply in love with you. He is definitely smitten.

Lots of hugs.

Side hugs.

Hugs from behind.

Hugging while giving soft pats.

Waist hugs.

Bear hugs.

Hugging while making eye contact.

One-handed hugs.

Arm hugs.

Buying your gifts {like really expensive gifts}

Though you tell him not to.

But he always says; “I love spoiling my girl.”

Jake getting jealous of his workers when they flirt with you.

Getting into small arguments about it.

Then having hot makeup sex.

Getting into small fights about minor things, but always making up.

Worrying about if he is going to fire you if you and him break up.

Being excited to see him at work.

Jake being excited to see you at work.

Dressing in seductive sexy dressers. Which turns Jake on, and distracts him.

Worrying about your co-workers finding out.

Respecting each other.

Now back to the NSFW stuff. Wink wink.

Lots and lots of sex.

You end up sore nearly every week. Much to Jakes dismay.

Both of you are loud moaners. Moaning. Whimpering. Grunting, and growling.

Jealous sex.

Rough sex.

Makeup sex.

Sex with Jake is never vanilla.

Jake definitely a DOM. The only time he lets you on top is when you ride him.

Though he still takes control.

Jake loves missionary and doggy style. He especially loves sex with you laying on your stomach.

Just really any position where you are submissive.

Daddy kink.

Praise kink.

BDSM.

Both of you have sex in the office, the desk, the floor, the rug, sex on the conference table. Your apartment. His condo. Anywhere really. The car.

You and Jake have a lot of sex as well, as a lot of oral.

Jake finger fucks you as well. As well as tongue fucking you, and eating you out.

When he gives you oral, he makes it his mission to make you squirt, and boy does he accomplish that.

Jakes skills are definitely pro.

His techniques definitely leave you breathless and wanting more. He does the alphabet. The sewing machine. Weaving his tongue between all your folds. Sucking. Quick flicking licks. Long licks, and circling the clit. Zig-zagging. Sucking and gliding up, while still sucking. Kitten licks.

Jakes body goes into pure bliss when you give him a blowjob.

Your hand grabbing his shaft, as you glide your tongue up to his tip.

Then kissing his shaft.

Your gaze always on his face.

Thrusting your mouth down over his cock, and sucking. Using your saliva as lubricant. All the while maintaining eye contact with him.

Stroking your hands up and down his shaft, while sucking.

Twisting your hand up and down his shaft.

Licking. And nibbling softly.

Playing with his balls.

Sometimes you will stop sucking his cock, and suck on his balls, then go back to sucking his cock.

Jake would either have his head thrown back. Eyes shut closed, while his hands grip your head, keeping you in place.

Or, he would be looking at you through hooded eyes. Biting his lip.

Either one, he is a moaning mess.

Letting Jake come in your mouth or face.

Though you always swallow his cum.

Making him say good girl in a raspy voice.

Jakes groans, moaning and growls, and praises always encourage you.

Though you end up getting wet, and well you touch yourself while giving him head sometimes.

Jake face fucking you.

A couple of times Jake and you have gotten caught.

Cock warming.

Jake does it when he has either emptied himself inside of you, or, in the office, and he has to take a phone call. Or phone call meeting.

Sometimes he will just fuck you while on the phone. One of his hands clammed down on your mouth muffling your moans…

[starlightstevie]

fics rec / march 2020

And I’m back with another fic rec! Here’s my list of favourites from the last month - hope you guys enjoy these, and that they give you a boost in this weird time! Stay safe x (* is smut)

Marvel

Thor

saeta by @dirtychocolatechai​ Thor takes care of you on your period with the help of his ‘sparkles’.

*exes and o’s by @dirtychocolatechai If you rated the current predicament you find yourself in on a scale of 1 to Sinfully Wrong, it’d be a solid 20 because of how far off the grid of okay it is. Lusting after your friend’s stupidly attractive dummy thicc ex is one of the biggest cliches better left in Hollywood. Yet here you are...

headcannon: body shots with Thor by @thorfanficwriter​

Bucky

*Reassurance by @nano--raptor​ Bucky needs some reassurance after waking up in a panic in the middle of the night. 

*Webcam by @star-spangledstud​ With one finger, you cleaned up your lip gloss, removing it from the edge of your lower lip before tousling your hair to give it more volume. You straightened out your dress next, blushing to yourself when you thought of what you wore underneath. Bucky had no idea what was coming to him...

Steve

*Drowned in Oxygen by @tropicalcap​ You and Steve talk about kids. Or, well, you try to talk about kids. 

Loki

I Think He Knows by @revengingbarnes​ You’re suspicious that Loki can read your mind so you decide to test that theory.

Tolkienverse

Kíli

Hands are Cold by @lotr-hobbit-imagines​ A freezing cold Y/N struggles to get to sleep until a certain dwarven prince offers to warm you up.

Might Get Caught by @dashesofink After helping him pull a prank on Dwalin, both of you hide from the fuming dwarf in a broom closet, but it seems Kíli can’t keep still this close to you...

Lessons by @legolaslovely Kíli gives you an archery lesson which leads to things heating up between the two of you.

*Dream of You by @legolaslovely Kíli goes to check on his stressed friend and finds her pleasuring herself to the thought of him.

Imagine: Cuddling with Kíli by @lotr-hobbit-imagines​

Thranduil

*More Than Words by @theimaginesyouneveraskedfor After arriving much later to a meeting than what could be considered ‘fashionable’, Thranduil is taken aback when your express your frustration and decides to put you in your place...

Last Night by @fromthedeskoftheraven​ Waking up beside your husband will never not be magical.

Fíli

Dirty Dishes series by @legolaslovely​ Part 1 | Part 2* Fíli loves visiting the mountain’s kitchens, though not necessarily for the food...

Thorin

*Magic by @legolaslovely Thorin teaches you to play the harp with your back pressed to his chest.

Imagine: Lazy Mornings with Thorin by @luna-xial​

Henry Cavill & characters

*cockwarming with henry by @henchry

*Comfort Me by @hlkwrites Henry had been away for 3 months, 13 weeks and 91 days when he finally comes home to you...

*Cardio in the Morning by @henchry​ Henry x reader

*Lemon and Leather by @venusbarnes Geralt x reader: It’s by chance that you stumble upon Geralt of Rivia; it’s by chance that you fall in love with him, too.

*headcannon: Henry in the sack by @melodramaticfanatic

*all that glitters is gold by @marionettefthjm Jaskier x Geralt: Jaskier marks his territory (Geralt) in subtle ways and Geralt, being an uncultured dumbass, doesn't realize it until Yennefer points it out to him.

Other

*convincing enough by @mandadoration Mando x reader: A blast from the past appears while you and Mando are out, leading to a very jealous Mando needing some convincing that there’s nothing to worry about.

*Happy International Women’s Day by @gyllenwh0re Jake Gyllenhaal x reader

*Dangerous Man by @im-an-octopus John Wick x reader: Working at The Continental isn’t at all what you thought it’d be.

*Blurry Lines by @ladyreapermc John Wick x reader: Wick is after a guy who sometimes works for you and that puts you under his radar so you run. Not fast enough though...

*Never Stopped Us Before by @sunriserose1023 Ransom Drysdale x reader: A quiet evening at home becomes anything but when an unexpected guest comes knocking at your door.

*Thank God for Sexual Frustration by @winchester-fantasies Dean Winchester x Reader: Dean offers to help you out when you’re going through a dry spell. No friends with benefits, simply a one time deal. But will you both be able to stop once you start?

*chain dangling with Dean by @carryonmywaywardwriters​ Dean Winchester x Reader

[hollandsbae1306-blog]

Writing Schedule ❤️

Monday - Wednesday

Jake Gyllenhaal + Characters

3 posts a day

Headcannons, oneshots, imagines, blurbs, etc.

Thursday (Thirst Thrusday💦)

5-10 posts a day

ANY person from ANY fandom

Any ships, lgbtq+ related, etc.

Will contain HELLA smut!!!

Friday (Free Write Friday)

Give me ANY topic and I will create something from it

A head cannon, one shot, imagine, blurb, short story, etc.

It can be about anyone !!

1 post a day

ALSO

Friday - Saturday (MCU Stars ✨)

Any character/actor for the MCU

6-8 posts a day

Headcannons, oneshots, blurbs, imagines, short stories, a.u’s, etc

Any male/female of your choice!!!

Sunday (Submit Your Response Sunday)

Every Sunday I will take your requests but I will ONLY pick 5

If yours is used, CONGRATS!!!!🌟

If not, wait till next Sunday!!!❤️

5 posts a day

[gyll-yee-haw]

I love your work 😭 can I request a Jake Gyllenhaal headcannon where Jake flirts with his female co star to make reader jealous but then it backfires and then they make up? Thank you ❤️

@ girls who always dreamed of kissing Anne Hathaway: Same.

First of all, when you said "backfires", I'm not sure what you meant, but this was all I could think about cause I'm bi af 🏳️‍🌈

Hope this is okay ❤

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- You, Jake and Anne Hathaway were starring a new movie

- You and Jake were dating, but the only person who knew it was Anne, the media couldn't even dream of that

- She is one of Jake's best friends and she absolutely LOVED your relationship. She shipped it hard. She kept telling him that he finally found the one

- She's so cute, I'm having a heart attack

- So, one day you had to do this interview

- And the problem is, some interviewers love to be fucking inconvenient

- This was one of those

- He kept talking about the fact that Jake and Annie had been a couple in so many movies that it was probably fate

- Annie was clearly unconfortable, and told the guy more than once that she was married

- But he insisted

- And the worst part? Jake was playing along

- "But you met me before you met your husband, you're cheating on me with him"

- And talking about the fact that they've seen each other naked many times

- You just wanted to cry right there. You didn't say a word for the entire interview

- Until… Jake looked at you with a smirk as he was saying one of those disgusting things

- He was doing it on purpose. All of that was only to tease you!

- Anne noticed and smirked too

- Oh, so he thinks he's funny? Two can play that game

- "I'm starting to get a little jealous here." You admited.

- Jake looked at you in panic. You couldn't say that you were together

- "Yeah, you know…" Now you were smirking. "I never kissed Anne, and he did it so many times."

- She was exploding of excitement for being in the middle of your little game. She wanted to join it

- "We're all professionals here, Y/N." She laughed. "We could do it right now. Just to show the people at home that it doesn't mean anything."

- "Right?" You kept your eyes glued to Jake. "The people deserve to know."

- The interviewer was almost orgasming on his seat. The audience was out of the roof

- But Jake… He didn't seem as confident as he was before

- Suddently, Anne rested her hand on your face and leaned closer and you kissed her. Like… One of those movie kisses.

- When you decided to stop, which seemed like 5 years after for Jake, you two couldn't stop laughing

- Jake was the darkest shade of red

- When the interview was over, you met backstage

- "What the fuck was that?" He asked

- "Just making sure you wouldn't mess with me again." You shrugged. "Do you still think your little games are funny?"

- "Oh." He whispered in your ear. "I'll tell you what's funny when we get home."

[theyalldeserveddbetter]

Fitting In- Headcannon

(Jake Gyllenhaal x teen reader)

Request:

yes i love jake fics we need more 🥺🥺 what ab a jake x teen reader drabble where it’s their first day on set and they’re nervous but jake talks them through it and gets to know them 🥺

A/N: GUESS WHO’S BACK WHO’S BACK AGAIN (i am so sorry for the long wait. it’s been 58 days since the last fic post 😳😭) (also sorry, i know you wanted a drabble)

• You were nervous

• no, that was an understatement

• You were TERRIFIED

• You hated first days on set so much.

• It was the fact that you were new and meeting so many different people at the same time.

• Most of which were super famous.

• Walking in through those big doors was like walking right off a cliff

• Into a HUGE pit of anxiety

• However, you continued to remain a cool and collected aura that fooled almost everyone

• almost everyone

• The moment you met Jake he was having none of it

• and i mean none. of. it.

• There was no time for introductions

• Just:

“Hey kid you okay?”

“What’s wrong?”

“First day nerves?”

“Oh, don’t worry about em’ you have me now. Jake the Hero TM.”

• yes, he actually said T-M

• You had no time to answer. It was straight to cracking jokes and telling you who the grumpiest security guard was

• He grabbed you by the arm and woosh you were both gone

• Jake gave you a tour of the whole set, introduced you to fellow cast mates and stole some food from the technically free food buffet

• By the end of the day, Jake had dubbed you his ‘Most Favourite Ever Castmate Under The Legal Age Of 18’

• Needless to say, you were no longer feeling nervous

Taglist

@ssebstann @lozzypoz321 @hera-the-writer @emmasdrowned @stillmanicc @peachyprincessss

Jake Gyllenhaal Taglist

@zepplin-2005 @quacksonlover81

*strikethrough means you couldn’t be tagged*

[echo-writes-things]

Part 2 of Quentin Beck x Reader Headcannons

@stephen-writes said he wanted more

Again In Gender Neutral Perspective <3

(If you use the photo above please credit me I made it myself)

Comment if you wanna be tagged for part 3

• When he’s sick he’s a big snuggler

• Like he doesn’t want you to get sick either but he so badly wants you with him when he’s not feeling good. He hates being alone when he’s sick

• If his day was bad he wants to lay on your chest and just sit there. Sometimes he ends up crying because it’s so relaxing

• He watches kids shows sometimes

• He gets you guys matching onesies

• You guys get into roast battles sometimes and he doesn’t go for anything really personal but he’ll make some bitching roasts

• If you ask to paint his nails it’s an immediate yes. However makeup for him he is reluctant

• He asks for head massages all the time. Especially if he gets a migraine

• If he’s ever jealous (like cause someone was staring at you cause you’re all beautiful don’t tell him other wise <3) you’ll know by the fact his arm will always be around your shoulder, even when you get home

• When he misses you he holds a pillow when he can’t hold you, if you ever FaceTime him you will witness it

• He said “I love you” 50 times before you hang up on any calls

• I feel like he can get stressed out with his work sometimes, but the moment he’s with you he’s calm. Especially if you rub his shoulders

• Any form of encouragement makes him feel like he can conquer the world. You could say “great job. 👍” and he’s like “Oh my God ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE CAUSE MY BABY BELIEVES IN ME”

• He’s so proud to have you. Literally tells anyone he can “hey, I have the g r e a t e s t partner lemme tell ya”

• He thinks your laugh is adorable and when you smile it melts his heart

• Sometimes he’ll stare into your eyes and compare them to a gem

• Oh you like jewelry? He buys you ALL. KINDS.

• When you’re sad and in need of lovin’ he’s on👏🏻the👏🏻case👏🏻. Blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, and you’re in his arms being swayed

• Every time you meet up at the end of the day he asks how your day was first

• He always wants to know how you’re doing. You can always be honest with him

• If there’s drama where you work he wants to know ALL of it cause lemme tell you this man LOVES a good drama

• He reads to you if you can’t sleep

• Have a nightmare? He’s on the case👏🏻. He will lay with you, hold you, massage your head or something, he’ll even sing for you. Anything to help you sleep

• He gets matching fuzzy socks for you both

[jakegyllenhaalsupportgroup]

Halloween’s coming up, so could we get some Halloween headcanons? I feel like Donnie is either A. Super hyped for it or B. Really jittery and nervous because of it

ye so these are just donnie halloween hc bc I’m too tired to think of more than just donnie rn hope this is okay

so like Donnie’s schizophrenic

so he sees things that aren’t actually there and hears voices and it’s all kinda just shit all round, right?

ofc the meds make it better but like donnie + meds in the JGCU is a WHOLE other concept/blurb/hc

and he sees some scary shit, right? 

and ofc most of the time he can ask one of his friends if it’s like really there what he’s seeing??

again, I can also expand on that but it’s NOT THE TIME

but on Halloween, none of them know what Donnie’s mind is seeing vs what they’re seeing if you know what I’m saying

Like Donnie could be like “F R A N K S B A C K”

And they’re like “nah dude, we see that funky lil rabbit dude too”

and then Donnie sees that there are two rabbits and freaks tf out

anyway

so yeah I think it massively depends on what kinda day he’s having

sometimes he’s just LIVING for Halloween 

bc I mean food, costumes and scary films, right?

Other times it’s his literal worst nightmare

and it’s not just the Actual Night it’s the lead up as well

so he and the rest of them have to massively play it by ear

somedays he’ll be really up for going to a Halloween themed party, doing joint costumes with friends and all that fun shit

whereas other days he just really needs to kinda curl up and watch something to distract himself from his chemical imbalance and book another therapy appointment

I’m not sure this exactly was what you wanted but this is what you got I’m sorry

[peterparkers7evilexes]

Sev!! You have any good Mysteryspider/Spiderio headcannons to give? I know there's not much to learn from how Mysterio will be but I'm in such a need for those two 😂😂😭

Oof I feel this!! Mysterio is such a stupid fucking villain so please feel free to take a few liberties and imagine him a lil sexier a la Jake Gyllenhaal:

When they meet Mysterio looks to Spidey as his inspiration to do good, to be a hero and he tells him as much - Peter’s proud to finally be someone’s idol for a change and he’s eager to “show the new guy the ropes”

They get along surprisingly well - Mysterio’s a little serious maybe, but Peter quickly discovers he has a dry sense of humor underneath all his weird ego issues 

Being a solo superhero is lonely business, so they start running into each other more, and between Mysterio’s illusions and Spidey’s agility, they make a good team

Under that fishbowl though, he has other intentions - using his powers he slowly gaslights Peter into believing that he’s more alone than he thought.

Peter is startled, then heartbroken when his Avengers friends fly in and tell him to go be useless somewhere else, his classmates sneer and say he’s been so distant lately. Luckily, Quentin’s always there for him to cry to

“You’re the only one I haven’t disappointed yet,” Peter says tearfully one night, his mask tugged up to his nose. “C’mon, you could never disappoint me,” Quentin responds, and Peter gives him a shaky smile

Gaining Peter’s trust is laughably easy - as they take down the nemesis of the week, Mysterio thinks disdainfully to himself, if any of these idiot villains had asked the boy for a shot at redemption discussed over ice cream, he’d be helpless in their claws with no fuss and twice the satisfaction

And that was Mysterio’s original plan - sell Spider-Man out to the highest bidder - but now that he’s gotten to see firsthand how good, how sweet and trusting Peter is - well, he can’t help but to fantasize about destroying the boy himself.