#jaemin thirst traps

[djcaracalhisshiss]

calling all jaemin girlies out here

sweet mother of aphrodite!!! why jaemin is pretty and buff at the same time!!!

a face that could launch a thousand ships but a body that could sweep me off my feet and fight against enemies

[jaeminify]

what the hell na jaemin 😭

[plutoyoni]

Astro Observations #1 -

Virgo Venus: Beauty & Desirability

I've noticed in virgo venus people (celebrities mostly), they're usually highly desirable or desirability is a big part of their image/career despite their venus being in a debilitated sign.

for example: vinnie hacker, bella hadid, nct jaemin, kim kardashian, kylie jenner, charlize theron, i could go on but my point is on some level their fame is tied to their looks for better or worse.

virgo's general attention to detail/reliance on routine/tendency to prioritise bodily health, in a planet like venus usually makes the native acutely aware of your appearance and how it may/may not match up conventionally.

and therefore leads to knowing exactly which details to tweak to look better, paired with rigorous upkeep/routine, usually leads to an enhanced appearance that comes through effort, rather than the effortless beauty that comes with a strong/well-placed venus.

this could be anything from an extreme beauty regimen to a strict gym routine or regularly getting procedures done or even just learning how to do makeup perfectly for your features.

in bella hadid for example, growing up as the undesirable sister and then becoming a supermodel, kim's history with plastic surgery procedures and using it to launch her empire, or kylie jenner getting lip filler and that being the start of her brand, or vinnie hacker mentioning he used thirst traps to kickstart his career, even jaemin's dramatic bodily transformation as a result of his extensive gym routine that he's upkept regularly even after doing 3 hour concerts.

this is like my first ever post in this tumblr so anyyyy feedback on posts like this would be really helpful moving forward. I've wanted to start an astrology blog for some time and im still tweaking the details but glad i could finally begin with it and share what i know :D

[jenosbigtoe]

MASTERLIST!

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. nsfw 18+ blog

✰-smut ❆-angst ❀-fluff ♡-ongoing ❦-completed

*fics without a labelled word count are shorter drabbles*

requests: closed (rules for requesting)

thirsts still welcome :))

MARK

brother’s best friend ✰

succubus!reader ✰

mark doesn’t pull out… ✰

senior idol!mark ✰

RENJUN

fucking like bunnies ✰

bunny!renjunxbunny!reader ✰

best friend’s brother!idol!renjun ✰

JENO

brother’s best friend!jeno (2.4k) ✰♡ part 2 (tba)

jeno and jaemin love sluts ✰ part 2 ✰

alpha!jeno ✰

alpha!stepbro!jeno ✰

somno w/ stepbro!jeno ✰ part 2 ✰

housewife!reader ✰ part 2 with pregnant!reader ✰

puppyboy!jeno ✰

alpha!jeno hard thoughts ✰

nsfw links

toxic ex!jeno ✰

baby trapping sugar daddy!jeno ✰

strength kink ✰

poly!nomin ✰

jealous!alpha ✰

poly!nomin trying to hide sex over the phone ✰

best friends!nomin ✰

mirror sex w/ hubby ✰

HAECHAN

fwb!haechan (tba)

fwb drabble ✰

jealous!fwb ✰

freaky friday (tba)

brother’s best friend!alpha!haechan ✰

meanie!hyuck ✰

nsfw links

JAEMIN

catgirl!reader (6.0k) ✰❀❦

catgirl drabble ✰

jeno and jaemin love sluts ✰ part 2 ✰

jaemin’s chain ✰

jaemin loves messy pussy ✰

alpha!jaemin office au ✰

nsfw links

lubed up! ✰

pregnant wife ✰

lingerie ✰

pussy inspection ✰

poly!nomin ✰

cockwarming ✰

poly!nomin trying to hide sex over the phone ✰

biggest fangirl ✰

best friends!nomin ✰

CHENLE

mating press w/ best friend!chenle ✰

JISUNG

nerdy!jisungxbimbo!reader (3.1k) ✰❦

childhood best friend!alpha!jisung ✰

idol!jisungxmakeupartist!reader ✰

fwb!ji ✰

subby!jisungie ✰

shy ji hard thoughts: one two three four ✰

baby trapping newlyweds au ✰

sucking him off hard thought ✰

size difference ❀

7DREAM

mtl fwb

[kpopcrockpot]

NCT Dream Help You Through a Breakup

gn!reader x NCT Dream

Beta'd by @livelaughlovehyunjin 💕 thank u for putting up with meee

Mark

“Yo, dude, really? Ah, that sucks. Want to watch movies?”

Holds your hand when he sees you crying

Gives you a stirring speech with many good points phrased poetically, but loses his train of thought and it turns into gibberish

But he’s a good boi and he’s trying

Haechan

You’re in his dorm shortly after the breakup, just being sad

Hyuck is on the couch with his controller, lip twitching as he focuses on the game in front of him

At one point, he looks over to you to make sure you saw the awesome move he just did, but you’re still sitting there, sad

“Ya. Come here.”

He holds his arm up, offering you the pillow in his lap

You rest your head on it to face the TV, and he rests his arms around you

It’s a mindless comfort, but a very effective one

Renjun

He’s the one who gave you the much-needed pep talk to finally break up with your ex

Shit-talks about them until you’re too focused on the roasting to be sad

“He probably washes his face with Softsoap.”

Reminds you to have confidence when you start dating again

Jeno

“So…who won?”

Suggests going on a scenic walk to help clear your mind

You thought he meant by yourself, so you’re pleasantly surprised when he changes into walking shoes

“And let you walk alone? No way!”

He makes bird noises at the birds you see in the park and you’re suddenly extremely  thankful for Lee Jeno

Jaemin

Post-breakup Recovery Expert

Helps you take thirst trap pics to post in order to make your ex regret ever losing you

Takes you to the hair salon for a new cut and then holds your purse while you go shopping and provides constructive criticisms of the outfits you try on

"You look better when you're not stressed out about that dummy."

Chenle

Takes you with him to go shopping bc he can’t stand to see you moping around

Brings Daegal to your place to cheer you up with snuggles

Over the food that he ordered in, you tell Chenle about how things went downhill and how hurt you truly were

And that’s when he’s ready to bury a body

“What’s his address? City and zip code, too.”

Jisung

Does aegyo (shyly) to try to break your frown

Sure, it embarasses him, but you’re smiling and that’s what matters

Jisung wraps you in a blanket and puts on a funny movie he knows you like

He runs to the corner store to get snacks, including plenty of chocolate and ice cream

[natokkiz]

who wants to be my best friend and write a jaemin smut thing inspired by his most recent thirst trap......

[beubeuxappil]

jaemin is attractive okay but the hottest thirst trap he has ever pulled is studying english... and i'm not talking about him speaking it or the language but how FAST he was with learning it... the motivation and the determination oh... i love brainy men

[beomqu]

Front Row - (smau)

guitarist! mark x fem! reader

💿summary: it is a habit of y/n to attend ENCT's festival every year and this year isn't any different. while enjoying the festival and waiting for her friend's favourite artist to perform they stand in front row of a band they have never seen before.

🎞genre: fluff, humour, suggestive jokes, angst????

🔄status: ongoing

💌notes: ahhhh my first smau everrr!!! im honestly very scared i might not be consistent😭 but if the feedback is positive i'll probably try harder! sorry for any mistakes ahead. also im not an iphone user so if its not 'aesthetic' enough sorry🙄🙄

Slower updates after september bcof SCHOOL (boo)❌

🗒taglist: open!

started: july 12, 2024

ended: tba!

MASTERLIST

y/n's friendgroup mark's friendgroup

1. RYUJIN?!

2. jaemin's stalking skills

3. now we wait...

4. (Don't) let me cook

5. Cat sisters (written)

6. Jonas brothers

7. Thirst trap

8. Supporting a small business

9. Open practice #2 part 1

10. Open practice #2 part 2 (written)

11. Performance secured

12. Roblox buddies

13. Wait... I'm literally goated

14. ons

15. 🏀❌

16. A DATE????

17. discord (😸)

18. FUCK mark lee

19. lame ash

20. not a date

21. drunken night

22. we're NOT fucking

23. $100 is worth the pain

24. L word

25. everyone is homosexual

26. Jaemin's ip adress is 192.158.1.38

27. HE WANTS to get to know ME

28. mark lee getting passed around (not fake)

29. free ice cream free head

30.

[markleebee]

Walk You Home; Na Jaemin [in progress]

pairing: na jaemin x female reader [+markhyuck] 

genre: strangers-to-friends-to-lovers, fluff, humor, slight angst, it’ll probably be slowburn lol

warnings: cursing, drinking/drunk texting, photos/mentions of food, sexual jokes

sypnopsis: pediatric surgeon na jaemin is forced to accompany his mom’s co-worker home at night

or alternatively: jaemin’s an introvert and yn hates men

a/n: this is actually a markhyuck idiots-to-lovers fic disguised as a jaemin fic // let me know if you want to be added to the taglist!

I will continue walk you home I promise!! I've just been super busy with school

intro

part 1 - mama's boy  

part 2 - thirst trap

part 3 - markhyuck

part 4 - oversized man baby

part 5 - uber driver

part 6 - "I DoN't LiKe DoGs"

part 7 - a fucking highlighter

part 8 - blind bitch

part 9 - @marklee after hours

part 10 - the basement

part 11 - 😔🤝

part 12 - it

part 13 - no thank you, i still want my liver

part 14 - shut up

part 15 - crusty white thing

part 16 - emo ass bitch

part 17 - marky

part 18 - blackmail

part 19 - not a date

part 20 - hot girl shit

part 21 - i promise

part 22 - #newprofilepic

part 23 - I WASNT FLIRTING

part 24 - ^proof

part 25 - truce?

part 26 - moving too fast

part 27 - me me me me

part 28 - question

part 29 - grandpa energy

part 30 - partner in crime

part 31 - 1 or 2?

part 32 - HAVE FUN 👀

part 33 - housewife energy

part 34 - Ed Sheeran

part 35 - photosynthesizing

part 36 - daddy

part 37 - mine

part 38 - sunkissed

part 39 - malfunctioning

part 40 - boyfriend

part 41 - cat!

part 42 - squishy

part 43 - cute

part 44 - boyfriend privileges

part 45 - he caption

part 46 - flirting on the timeline

part 47 - jumpscare!

part 48 - bestie

part 49 - take a risk

part 50 - haha

part 51 - meow meow

part 52 - winky faces

part 53 - hi sexy ❤️

part 54 - *gasp*

part 55 - wife??

part 56 - platonic husband

part 57 - a man of taste

part 58 - commitment issues <3

part 59 - a pretty smile

part 60 - hi cutie

part 61 - the look

part 62 - sigh

part 63 - woooo 🥳🥳

part 64 - I’m so sorry

part 65 - heart shaped

part 66 - coconut La Croix

part 67 - then date me??

part 68 - perfectly sober

part 69 - with the wifey

part 70 - platonic married couple typa relationship

part 71 - stop it

part 72 - #markhyuckanti

part 73 - 

[djcaracalhisshiss]

jaemin thirst trap I REPEAT JAEMIN'S THIGH DON'T ASK ME WHAT THE COLOR OF ANYTHING

jaemin bbl update 08042023

lucy is daddy jaemin's girl

[tyonfs]

I know this may be abit of a hot take but I've never been down bad for Jaehyun. He is attractive obviously but I either see him as the biggest fuckboy around. I know that man gets mad pussy. I also kinda just feel bad for him in a way, like he just seems sad alot and awkward. What good is all the sex in the world and all the women throwing themselves at you if you aren't happy, knowing he is objectified so much in general but especially in NCITY. I know all idols are to a basic degree but it's like all NCTZENS see him as a hunky of meat, a dick and nothing else to offer. Thirst is one thing but many dont talk about his weight struggles and how he is withering away before our eyes (alot of them are, but that's a topic for another time, yuta really worries me in this regard, I can go into heavy detail on him, yes he's my bias in NCT) sometimes they talk about his voice but even then it's in a sexualized matter. This is why I feel bad for Jaehyun ALOT and people just completely ignore that it's a problem because why should it be? Same happens with Johnny alot, atleast Jaemin has the 4D personality to help his image as more than just a face and body to NCTZENS. Jaehyun acts, sings, raps, dances, and MCs but everyone just reduces him to thirst traps. Idk man I just dont view him "that way" and I think that's the best thing for him tbh

ooo personally i don't think jaehyun seems sad a lot, but that's just what i've noticed!! i think he does have some awkward qualities but that kind of makes him humor all the more funnier to me actually, but i do feel like that vibe might be bc the rest of 127 is pretty expressive/boisterous in a way?? like how he smiles to himself when he's about to make a joke bc he knows it's gonna be funny or when he posted his feet in the sand just to see our reaction to it LOL

but i agree that he gets sexualized and treated like an object of desire a lottt </3 i was so sad when he had to diet for his role in dear.m but yeah the whole dieting culture in asia is very toxic and i notice how bad it is with companies like starship and such ://

i will say tho i spend more time on twitter where people gush more over jaehyun/johnny/yuta's personality and funny moments and talent and such instead of just being fixated on looks. i think i would have the same viewpoint as you if i just stuck to tumblr and tiktok tho

[etherealeeknow]

wait OMG!! i just thought of smtg. you know how chan kind of took some time before responding to ryan reynolds' MULTIPLE attempts at connecting with him. and realistically, he was probably just overwhelmed.

but imagine you're sitting with him while he's in a daze and it's been hours since ryan's last tweet about giving him a real deadpool mask. so, you decide to tease him a little and go "are you.....playing hard to get? why haven't you said anything to him yet? he's clearly awake."

"i— what? y/n no— ...is it that obvious?"

"I WAS KIDDING YOU IDIOT WDYM YOU'RE PLAYING HARD TO GET EXCUSE ME??? you're MY boyfriend???"

"yeah but it's ✨ryan reynolds✨," he says while moving his fingers around to emphasise the sparkles. and you just stare him blankly and unimpressed.

"WHELP time to go flirt with one of the idols. nct dream's jaemin is so sweet and cute and an AMAZING performer. i should tell him i have a crush on him," and suddenly he drops his act and tackles you with tickles and kisses, "NO! ryan reynolds is married. jaemin is single". and you're just like "OH but that didnt stop YOU from flirting with him and TAKING HIS LAST NAME. seems like you're married now too, chris. i should move on". and he just holds you tighter and starts whining and fake crying.

---- few hours later

you walk in and see him signing the album for ryan reynolds and inspecting it for the nth time to make sure it's perfect. "heyyy you finally gave up playing hard to get, huh?". and he just looks at you with a cheeky smile and and goes "NO! apparently im already someone's bOYfRieNd so i can't. not that i would want to anyway. i love you too much", while holding you close. while you're hugging him you notice the album he's sending.

"...isn't that the b side version? the one with you on the first page thirst trapping?"

- tiny™️ chan enthusiast

SKKDJDJF I! LOVE! YOU! seriously, what’s going on in that pretty head of yours? you always send me such clever and amusing scenarios!! this y/n and chan is endgame. my otp. and you’re my favorite anon writer here. enough said. i don’t even want to add anything here i’m just gonna reread it and giggle!!

[what-if-nct]

HELLO TODAY'S REMINDER IS JENO IS FEATURING ON A SONG IN KEY'S NEW ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean there's so much to unpack in the tracklist, including how many writing credits Key has and the continuing trend of shinee members plagiarising each other, but the Jeno thing seems most pertinent here

also Jeno instagram!! if he starts thirst trapping we're gonna have some real problems with loyalty

Hii, Oh my gosh no waaaay really?! Jeno was Sooo good on Donghae's song. I can't wait to hear him on Key's song. I love he's getting the recognition he deserves as a rapper. His and Jaemin's parts are always my favorite parts of the songs. And thank you for telling me I didnt know he made an Instagram. I should just check mark's follow list to see which member has an insta now. But I get he'll either very rarely post unless he has to vibes like Jaehyun or sporadically like Jaemin. But nothing close to Taeyong , Yuta, Shotaro and Wayv. Wayv as a collective post the most out of all of the units minus Taeyong, Yuta & Shotaro. Johnny disappears then post back to back to back then disappears again. I actually went on a date last night with a guy who has the same birthday as Johnny, that's the closest I'm going to get. He was actually so so so sweet totally made up for last week.

[suhnshinehaos]

Jaem unironically sending "enjoy your day and god bless" ... Aunty moves. LMAO.

& I never thought about Jeno & yn but it goes kinda hard DJDJDNKS AND I agree Hyuck & yn hottest bitches they CANNOT get together or no one would be able to live 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

jaemin is really just an aunty in a young man’s body ,, he exudes aunty energy i love him smmm

ynhyuck the couple to post thirst traps of each other it’s TOO DANGEROUS

[shijakbuteoda]

messy nct / wayv bios pt.3

pt.1 & pt.2

follow me on twt @ YEONIGOTCHI or i’ll... -?/!:@: cry maybe :)

johnny:

#USER: wdym am i single ??? NO . johnny suh is my .. b̴͒̐̈��̢͖͔͉̪ì̶͍̭̠̺̈́̂̊g̶͇̮̗͖̟̱͙̩̔ͅ ̴͕̮̘̯͉̞͐̍̀̈́̅́͒̃͘͠t̷̯͈͙̪̞̹̜͚̐́̒̍̽̇̂̅͜͝ị̵̧͚̳̳̳̥̟͈̈́͆̽͂d̷̡͇̘͉͌d̷̖͙̤̯̰͙́̌̆̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅí̴͔̪̜̯̝̗͚̾̅͂̓́̌͊̒̎͜e̷͕̘͖̺̘̞̩̼͆ ̷̛̼̠̈́͒́̾͑͑̊͘g̵̓̿͋͌͌͗͆̐͘ͅo̵̰̰͕̺̭̟̤̖̪̽͝t̶͙̦̬̯̙̠̥̥͖̝̓͂̀̀͒͐̈́̕h̷̡̨͇̪̫͐̚ ̴̢̱̼̻̞̐͛g̸̡͉̯̣̭̹̣̯͚̹͆̎̎͛͛̈͝f̵̛̣̂͂ get outta here >:(

yuta:

#YUTAAA: no present could ever have the ability to replace the joy that i feel when i’m merely in the presence of mark lee... live with that in mind when u buy me a gift :D

kun:

USER: wikihow ; how to give qian kun the world and more ??

jaehyun:

pulled into #JAEHYUN’s lane at a hundred and five baby 😎

sicheng:

#WINWIN: you guys are saying you are what you eat??-?/!/ hmmm i don’t remember eating a dance, rap & vocal icon for breakfast ??-?/

USER: my schedule consists of - waking up, winwinning, sleeping & repeat .

jungwoo:

[ matching bio w/ someone who is hyuck biased ]

#WOO: hi if ure reading this i think u r veeeeery pretty <3 @ username

yukhei:

USER: xuxi or me, he said .... sigh .. sometimes i can still hear the sound of his voice :/

hendery:

#KUNHANG: im a bad bitch ... i was gna say u can’t kill me but u can idm 😳👍🏼

xiaojun:

#USER: hey hey hey hey ... shut up >:( dejun is takin a nap in my pocket !! don’t disturb him !!

renjun:

#REND: damn this bitch never stops tweeting about me ... as they should :)

jeno:

WARNING : this user is a fool for #JENO, and rightfully so.

haechan:

[ matching bio w/ someone who is jwoo biased ]

#HYUCK: @ username ... uhh suddenly i am jared, 19 😸👍🏼

#HAECH: here for a good time, and also a long time bc i’m ur fullsun and i’m not going anywhere !!

jaemin:

#JAEMS: i’m ur catboy bf... nyaaaa *pukes on ur carpet* 😼

shotaro:

#TARO: give me like 12 months and i can rid of my government assigned “uwu soft boy” persona in favour of readapting my thirst trapping, tiktok boy agenda 😎

sungchan:

#SUNGCHANNIE: lyrics that speak to me??? hmm, probably “let’s play forever, i just wanna be your dog [BARK BARK BARK BARK]” ... truly, words of wisdom .

chenle:

chenle reacted with 🔥 to: chenle is more than just his laugh and wealth

jisung:

SUNGIE: im an alt kid . i wreak havoc . i Will take over and enforce my controversial beliefs : this being “chenle best boy” thanku for ur time . ALSO ACAB N BLM this is a safe space for !! lgbtq+ n the poc community !!!-!-!/&/&&/

#USER: jisung is 18 international age and has accomplished more than i ever would in my lifetime .... jisung it boy jisung ace

LIKE / REBLOG IF YOU USE !!

[slightlymore]

blood types personalities in my opinion bc I'm bored lol + fic vibes

a: romantic, will watch a movie and cry but not tell anyone, plans cute dates, sends love letters and makes playlists, dreams about marrying you, under your window playing a guitar, college bf and first love vibes, intertwined fingers and forehead kisses vibes, gives you his hoodie

yuta, ten, jaehyun, mark, xiaojun, jeno, shotaro, sungchan

b: can fuck your shit up, idk just run tbh, edgy, sends thirst traps, "u up baby girl?", very dependendable and responsible tho, the dude that gets into a fight for you and stuff and you have to clean his wounds, probably wears black a lot and is objectively hot, wears a leather jacket and drives some type of cool vehicle, sharp tongue, enemies to lovers

kun, johnny, doyoung, winwin

ab: weird as hell in a good way, makes you laugh 24/7, mix of a and b so be ready for uwu then owo in a split second, the gemini of the blood types, best friend turns boyfriend vibes or the coolest dude at the party everyone wants to be around, "i know a spot", prob makes you try weed by blowing the smoke inside your mouth then makes out with you, witty af

jungwoo, haechan, jaemin

o: leaders, will take care of others, don't fuck with them tho, kinda scary tbh but like in a good way, you look at them walk around and scoot to the side, kings, elegant but clumsy in private, rational, "that sounds like a bad idea but idc trying too much to stop you from doing it lmao", if everyone have to do something they firstly turn to o for approval or an opinion, have no idea they give off that energy, "why are yall looking at me?", vampire au or ceo au

taeyong, taeil, lucas, hendery, renjun, yangyang, chenle, jisung