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Cannot STAND narratives which imply that if you've done bad things the only thing you can do to truly atone is sacrifice your life and die!!! What happened to dying is easy living is harder? What happened to forgiveness and redemption??? What happened to putting in the work to undo what has been done????? I'll kill someone.

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Unhinged Gravity Falls x Dandadan AU that wouldn’t leave my head. Holding two hyperfixations is about chemically reacting them with each other, actually. Details below:

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Pacifica doesn’t believe in ghosts, but she believes in demons. Raised in a staunch household, her parents have raised her to always be wary of the demonic cults lurking in town. She’s headstrong by nature but has done her best to remain pious and obedient all her life. 

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Dipper believes in ghosts but doesn’t believe in demons. Lonely and isolated, he studies the paranormal with his great uncle who maintains a theory that supernatural activity has nothing to do with the forces of evil and everything to do with restless human spirits trying to finish their business. 

After a heated debate, the two teens dare each other one night. Dipper finds remnants of an ancient cult in a cave and reads a summoning chant. Pacifica performs a seance in her ancient mansion. To both of their surprise, Dippee winds up possessed by Bill Cipher, the dream demon, and Pacifica is cursed by a vengeful lumberjack ghost

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ALSO!!! the hammer is the symbol of his family's house (toolmakers) which symbolizes his status as a product of piltover and someone who benefits from the privileges it allows him. it's what he felt he was destined to resort to when his dreams of science seemingly fell through (aka before viktor intervened)

so his hammer breaking his leg literally makes him become more like the person who saved him from being tied to tools all those years ago! while the hammer literally destroys his ability to walk, he is able to dismantle it to make it into something that gives him mobility. he used his hammer (the privilege he was afforded by the family he was born into) to get to the top of piltover, but struggled to do so because that very hammer (a symbol of the violence piltover perpetuates in zaun) harmed him. he is both viktor and himself at the same time.

the dreadful irony of the hammer is that he wouldn't be who he is without it, but the only way for him to escape it's extremely damaging effect on his life is to break it down and use what he can to his advantage. the hammer is the "inevitable choice" that he realizes doesn't have to be. he doesn't have to drag it around with him, he doesn't have to accept that hammer at the top of the fucked up hexgates, he doesn't HAVE to accept the circumstances he was born into. he can change them, and he'll do it because he understands what it's like to be on the other end of them.

yes yes we all see how jayce has to follow the steps of viktor's journey, to climb all the way up from the lowest bottom (zaun) to the highest top (piiltover) with a damaged leg...

but why is his leg damaged? it is not the fall down that leads to the fracture. no. it's his hammer.

jayce's leg is crushed by his own hammer. the same hammer he used as a weapon, betraying his and viktor's original hextech dream of progress, hope and prosperity, for zaun and piltover both. the same hammer he used to kill a zaunite child. the same hammer, the symbol of jayce's choice: confrontation over progress, council chamber over a science lab, everyone else's expectations over viktor, golden boy over partner. the same hammer, a promise broken.

it's the consequence of his own actions that damages jayce's leg.

his hammer - with everything it symbolizes - crushes him. so later we see jayce dismantle it to brace his leg.

jayce lets the past go with all it's mistakes, leaves it behind and climbs up, and then, and there, he gets a new hammer. a new promise. a new oath.

i understand now. my place was always here in the lab with you

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I think this is the best idea I’ve ever had:

Sanji and Zoro as the Cowboy and Gladiator from Night at the Museum

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jane prentiss

"oh but you're a human individual" WRONG! 100 worms🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

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yeah, they would definately be friends

and to feed you more:

more about this au

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jonathan sims, everyone.

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!

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What do I even say? Laios borger time

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this showing up on my feed during the downfall of watcher entertainment is such delicious timing lmaooo

Venmo CEO: We're Fun!

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look: sam's power trips on game changer are occasionally balanced out by grant being devious towards him on breaking news (or no laugh news room, it's like they're trying to make it hard to search /ref) which is a genuinely hilarious dynamic almost as iconic as brennan lee mulligan and sam

this, of course, makes me wish i could get a glimpse into the alternate timeline where grant DIDN'T have covid and was able to do the bingo episode, just to see how he'd react to getting a fast one pulled on him. I like to imagine in this universe there's a dropout america 4 and 5 in the new season just to keep fucking with sam as revenge

also i would have loved to hear yet another "say- sam, where are you from?" with rekah and trapp also being present i would be positively filled with glee (sam i am so sorry)

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Discord has introduced microtransactions to make only specific users hear sound effects. Skype is back as a livestreaming platform. X is now marketing “twitter” as a paid-only private area to post in on X. There are clouds gathering above the field now. There’s an ache in your tooth when you eat something sweet, sharp and stabbing, but you put it off. The wind makes the puddles in the mud ripple after it rains. When you look out, you like to pretend they are deeper, deep enough to drown in. You wonder if you���d still be able to see just how big the cloud-heavy sky is as you fall beneath the surface. You wonder if you’d hear the first drops of rain. You wonder how the wind always seems to find you out there. The field is large, and it is cold outside. Come inside now. It’s getting late.