#jade x gamzee

[irradiatedpathogen]

JADEZEE MY LOVE <33 oh how my heart aches for them, literally SO UPSET8NG thats there 8arely any other ship art of them A CRIM8

not to mention that all there ship art is 8y me or comissioned (2) 8y me! 8luh.

[mrdoctorpuddin]

Snoozin’

[glubgodhead]

today was insane. This was the best day I've ever had.

IKIMARU RESPONDED TO ONE OF MY COMMENTS FIRST OFF

I met a huge group of homestucks AND SPENT $425 ON PRINTS AND KEYCHAINS

But trust me when you see the pictures you'll understand...

AND I MET A JANE COSPLAYER WHO HAD MET ZANNEY/BROADWAY KARKST BEFORE.

Today was the best.... ever.

Art on the Prints is by Leia Doodles SHE WAS SO SWEET AND HER ART IS GORGEOUS.

[krmayertalks]

I found my cache of Homestuck art from ye old Homestuck Days, and wanted to share the best-of. This work originates circa 2011.

Please enjoy. :::;)

[abandonedafterimage]

I can feel my Homestuck interest coming back soooo

You guys should send me Strider requests, or just homestuck requests in general. the striders are my fave tho (yes, also Bro)

Its been a while so some of my homestuck knowledge has left my brain, so what some things are called have probably left my brain. but thats not gonna stop me.

[wormzspring]

Homestuck dump 2

[idontknowwmaybe]

[davekat-sucks]

for how much they love to preach about it, there truly is nobody more mysoginistic than thirsty dave strider fangirls.

victim blaming terezi and saying she cheated on dave to leave him for an abusive monster, blaming feminism for the man being a lazy fuck, allowing dave to say that jades isolated childhood was a good thing, not caring that he never even tried to support his sister rose who had an addiction problem at 13 because of having to watch her mother die, leaving kanaya take the resposibility of being the sole caretaker of rose despite being an alien thats not equipped nor ready to deal with this. accepting that his character is as fucking good as an npc because masturbating all day is better than helping kill the main villain and protect those he allegedly cares about (hell even karkat!)

and they still imply we are homophobic for taking dave accountable.

all because they want to watch dave fuck their self insert karkat and want to sound virtuous about it.

disgusting.

[fish-fear]

I have to make this a two parter because I have not posted in many a day

[irradiatedpathogen]

PART 2/3 OF THE SKETCH8OOK, currently m8king little commisions on tt which is "IrradiatedPathogen" or

these are all the ones NOT including ocs

[mrdoctorpuddin]

Wives

[sweet-cuddlebug]

How would I handle the ships in Homestuck if I had the opportunity to do a fix-it AU?

Please don't take this too seriously, this is 100% manipulated to make my favorite ships real, to just laugh, and to still give a good ending to the characters. And yes, there is OC x canon here, no one can stop me

I am open to answering questions of "...why?" or to make a whole post dedicated to explaining it

[ballsucker67]

:33 < hello art DUMB!!!

[diciusnestea]

[thewertsearch]

NEPETA: :33 < here, take your gross stinky glasses back, SWEATQUIUS EQUIUS: D --> Very well, here is your hood NEPETA: :33 < umm NEPETA: :33 < yeah NEPETA: :33 < why dont NEPETA: :33 < you hang on to that NEPETA: :33 < forever!

Nepeta, he's already adrift in a literal ocean of death flags. Do you really need to add more?

The latter two I understand, since both are effectively canon, but Dave x Tavros is a rather surprising ship. Did Nepeta just really enjoy their rap battle?

You suppose this pairing is still viable. Although the roles will have to be dramatically reversed!

Nepeta initially hoped that Gamzee could calm Karkat down a little. This was already dubious, and now she thinks Karkat can pacify Gamzee?

I hate to say it, Nepeta, but I think we’re well past that, even if Gamzee himself disagrees.

Yes! This matchup was always just so purrrrrfect to you. Why can't anyone else see it? WHY CAN'T THEY SEE???

Girl, I think everyone can see.

You will have to remember to write Jade a nice thank you note for helping to stabilize Karkat's unhealthy relationship with his past and future selves.

Both Jade and Kanaya been recognized as effective auspistices. I guess it is all about giving bickering couples some Space from each other...

Don't say it don't say it don't s

Some day you will work up the guts to say something.

Oh, god fucking damn it.

Alright, let's calm down a little. This isn't necessarily a death fl-

Maybe once this huge murder fiasco blows over!

We had a good run, Nepeta.

[janitorhutcherson]

OH MY GOD.

Spot the difference