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The North-East Somerset tophat and tails has been spotted skulking around various coats of arms, trying out some Latin, seeing if any of it fits his name. He wants his name to be endless. From an endless name he figures he can have an endless family and lineage of super conservatives who will completely rule and destroy Britain for the future! He is a man looking ahead, not behind! So his name must live on ahead of him, and be as buggered and complicated as possible. That’s the path to regality. So far he has come up with: Rees-Mogg-Bogg-Pogg-Pugg-Excelsior-Buntcake. Not bad for a start, but some of the more ancient families have even longer names. Some have suggested a few additions to the surname: Slug-Fugg-Figg-Spigg-Pastygit-Horseface-Smashmouth-Gaga-Googoo-Babyfart-Avalon-Brianferry-Buttplug Some more? Sure why not? Knicked-Knickers-Spickers-Sticklers-Shitters-Fritterandwastethehoursinanoffhandway-Floyd-Lloyd-Pompom-Trumpkin-Narnia-Aslan-Basra-Tonyblairisawarcriminal-cornerstonefaithflagfamily-seigheil Not bad for a start, but there are still a lot of words in the English and other languages, so Jacob – or Jake or J-Dog or J-ditty-pitty-spitty-gitty – has still a long way to go until his name outrambles the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch or the New Zealand hill: Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu Pressure’s on, Jake! https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/jacob-rees-mogg-wants-more-names/?feed_id=9390&_unique_id=67434f40ca4b0
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"Tomorrow's #RoguesGallery cartoon, after #HawesCraven, for @Independent ... #BorisJohnson #NadineDorries #JacobReesMogg #MadNads #Mogg #PrivilegesCommittee #Partygate #ToryLiars #ToriesUnfitToGovern " https://twitter.com/davebrowntoons/status/1639343769404297216 https://www.instagram.com/p/CqQL0V9sPaP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#roguesgallery#hawescraven#borisjohnson#nadinedorries#jacobreesmogg#madnads#mogg#privilegescommittee#partygate#toryliars#toriesunfittogovern
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Jacob Rees-Mogg MP speaks out against the “tragedy of abortion #abortion #jacobreesmogg #shorts
#shorts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHaHvHGSfGs
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Boys will be boys. #drawing #art #illustration #cartoon #comic #politics #polititians #jacobreesmogg https://www.instagram.com/p/B1_i37zHGBD/?igshid=1pax4g2vop1u4
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Every year.... Song joke credit ; Peter Cunningham #brexiteers #jacobreesmogg #michaelgove #borisjohnson #brexitjokes #brexit #prorogue #parliament https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Vvz9ml7Oc/?igshid=o2crhtzbdnth
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Jacob Rees-Mog and Boris Johnson once went to see Jack Teagarden play at Mintons PlayHouse Jazz club in New York, 1948. Teagarden sang the popular song “I’ll be glad when you’re dead, you rascal you”. Now I feel I need to point out that I don’t want anyone dead and I’d never be happy about someone’s death. I’m merely pointing out a completely made up event in jazz culture that never happened. I don’t even think Jacob and Boris like jazz. (Strange foreign music!) #jacobreesmogg #borisjohnson #brexit #jazzclub #jackteagarden #yourascalyou #mintonsplayhouse #newyork #jazzera #fiction #conservative #mp #memberofparliament #sixfeetunder @conservatives #northeastsummerset #helenadechair #boniface #ukgovernment #backbenchers #eu #euroscepticism #whitemiddleagedmen #classsystem #labour #nodeal #peoplesvote #primeminister #theresamay #lameduck @jacob_rees_mogg @borisjohnsonmp @KenClarkMP #MPforrushcliffe https://www.instagram.com/p/BvwvG9kH_gE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sew6rodgwfsc
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Yesterday, Speaker John Bercow ruled that PM May's BREXIT deal cannot be brought back for a vote, unless changed. A lot has gone down this week, from 400 old conventions being redrawn, to a host of other votes, Simran Sharma, and Prashant Khurana clear the clutter on what happens next as BREXIT is almost certain to be delayed.
https://www.polemicsnpedantics.com/single-post/brexitmarchmania
#brexitmeansbrexit#brexitvote#brexit#eu#europe#jacobreesmogg#borisjohnson#jeremycorbyn#tories#conservativememes#pmmay#brexitmemes#brexit🇬🇧#brexitshambles#stopbrexit#secondreferendum#brexshit
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Regram from @primalscreamofficial ••• Jacob Rees-Mogg has a message for all you ‘Common People’ ....@jarvisbransoncocker @jeannettelee @steve__mackey RG via @sean_j_ohagan #brexitisaneliterightwingproject #remainandreform #britpop #jacobreesmogg #classwar https://www.instagram.com/p/BtlTwQ9HhNf9Xw6zSNptglUudGTAu_jdvZS4Y80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kxailinxww8x
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Brexit Opportunities Minister Jacob Rees Mogg, seen here feeding ‘sovereignty’ to a group of starving waifs #brexitopportunitiesminister #jacobreesmogg #cartoon #stevemaythe1st https://www.instagram.com/p/CZuVSfuqfgU/?utm_medium=tumblr
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#JacobReesSmug #StopTheCoup #JacobReesMogg https://www.instagram.com/p/B2CTqygHGuJ/?igshid=fx2qakflmc4b
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#unicef #food #hunger #jacobreesmogg https://www.instagram.com/p/CI-4t5tFBUD/?igshid=iqz9cm8seaie
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More Rees-Mogg. . . . . . #jacobreesmogg #reesmogg #britishgovernment #political #smogg #houseofcommons #dailysketches #conservativeparty #conservative #generalelection #quickdrawings #generalelections2019 #thebigdraw #drawingsofinstagram #facialexpression #illustrationdrawing #fastsketching #capturethemoment #quickdrawings (at Westcliff-On-Sea Seafront) https://www.instagram.com/p/B59xpatFWg5/?igshid=1vldsvouimyzr
#jacobreesmogg#reesmogg#britishgovernment#political#smogg#houseofcommons#dailysketches#conservativeparty#conservative#generalelection#quickdrawings#generalelections2019#thebigdraw#drawingsofinstagram#facialexpression#illustrationdrawing#fastsketching#capturethemoment
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Disgrace. #illustration #comicbooks #comics #illustratorsofinstagram #procreate #illustrationdaily #political #politicalillustration #politicalcartoons #politics #government #parliament #conservatives #conservative #tory #tories #mogg #jacobreesmogg #grenfell #lbc #politicalmemes #politicalart #spectator #newstatesman https://www.instagram.com/p/B4fLj4ABCnS/?igshid=1fied5c7vcynj
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“I’ll never let go, Jake”
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