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[flimsy-roost]

tbh as bad as he fumbled the Touden siblings I don't think Shuro objectively sucks, I think he's in his twenties and only a couple years out from a very socially rigid and orchestrated upbringing. he's a guy on rumspringa meeting a girl with an undercut for the first time and falling in love

[ruvviks]

waller lets the twins dye their hair once a year if they behave ↳ maverick (he/whatever) and monroe (she/her) belong to me, jack (she/whatever) belongs to @reaperkiller

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[navree]

in terms of how pervasive the fanon perception of tim drake as this neglected/borderline abused child of the horrific drake parents who are the worst human beings to ever live, i think it largely comes from the fact that i would bet money that 90% of the people perpetuating it just didn't have two parents who both worked.

[waiting4kraven]

This scene had no business to be this intense

Jann stood up for himself and cuts to everybody's O.O face lol

[helluva-world-innit]

Working on height charts right now but have to go to bed for work in the morn. Have an uncolored Charlie with textured hair. 'Cause why not?

[xryosakeyx]

I love playing the guitar but I hate drawing them (string placement will always be :/ for me)

[saintcarrionn]

why do men

[carbonateddelusion]

yknow I wonder what would happen if one of the kids, say, Owen, took over Eddie's body to kill Chuck

[izzyspussy]

here's another annoying thing allistics/non-adhders do. they will start talking about something, and then stop talking about it, and then you are rude if you don't ask them to keep talking about it, and also you have to have specific questions. girl talk or don't and how am i supposed to know what to ask especially if it's just like a personal anecdote or something. just talk! you started it! talk!

and of course in the inverse, if you don't stop in the middle of what you're saying to let the person you're talking to somehow ??? lead ?? the conversation about this thing they don't know because you're the one talking about it ?? that is also rude. and like. aljfksks. just sitting quietly and listening is apparently a sign of not wanting?? to listen?? and you're supposed to pick up on that. on nothing. on literally nothing.

like. can y'all just communicate? with words? like grown ups? hello?

[thekimspoblog]

"Prince of Egypt" is one of those movies the internet has decided that you're not allowed to hate.

Too bad I do!

[careagean]

Has anyone done a rewrite of Laughing Jack so I can simp for that one instead of the original?

[viciouslyfilthy]

"Do... do people seriously think I'm that sensitive to the point where I'd give a damn about what's inbetween someone's legs?

Really? "

Boy, boy oh boy- that's a good one!" He chuckled lightly,

"He-hey! Doesn't matter what you look like! At the end of the day, I'm still going to use you as a doormat regardless! Ain't that neat?

Like it? Amazing! I'd love to push you around more often, don't like it? Eh. Everyone's got their opinion. Scram and skidaddle."

Point being: I don't care. You either make yourself useful or you get out of my way before I make you."

[coockie8]

hey soo remember when i asked you to share that rant in the authors note of one of your Wips? and you mention in passing that jack and maddie are boredline sociopathic so i thougt to ask that ya go into that deep dive!

The dive honestly doesn't go much deeper than Jazz literally had to explain to Jack and Maddie in Reality Trip that Danny didn't tell them he's half Ghost because literally all they ever talk about is how they want to dissect Ghosts.

This had to be explained to them. It didn't immediately occur to them to think "Oh, hey, maybe the reason our half Ghost son didn't tell us he's half Ghost is because we are literally Ghost Hunters who regularly threaten Ghosts like him and him directly with dissection. Hmm, maybe that might have something to do with our son having trust issues with us?"

Not for nothing, but if I were a Ghost Hunter and found out my kid had been hiding the fact they'd become half Ghost from me, my first thought wouldn't have been "Well I love him! Why doesn't he trust me?"

It would be "Oh, yeah, I'm a literal Ghost Hunter. That checks out."

And this is not even addressing all their emotionally tone-deaf issues where Vlad is concerned. This is just how they are with Danny specifically.

[randomnameless]

We all know the fandom says Rodrigue, Gilbert and Varney are the worst parents (even though i don't understand how the previous to can even compare to the latter) but honestly the more i think about it the more i notice Patricia is a bad mother too, maybe not to egg but to dimitri. She might be step mother but still his mother right?

(this ask is supposed to be on anon i think hellsite has problems so let me make sure)

Don't worry you are on anon!

The fandom forgetting to add Jerry to the list of "not so great dads" but parading Rodrigue at its top is something I will never understand.

As for Patricia, when Hapi out of everyone was supposed to be her morality pet, you know the devs didn't care a lot about her.

And to this day, I still don't understand the timeline.

Patricia was spirited away from her hubby Ionius before Supreme Leader? Why ? And then she immediately married Lambert, after befriending Cordelia - who was already Cleobulus ? And then she spent time with Dimitri ?

But she totes ignored Supreme Leader - and her own brother - were here and spent time with Dimitri too ?

Patricia missing her daughter was a nice nod to some other mother I won't mention who cannot five fucks about her children, and agreeing with what was basically regicide and a general slaughter to "reunite" with Supreme Leader is also something I can buy - not condone since nowadays you have to make the distinction clear - and it also is funny because it'd mean Supreme Leader got her extremist tendencies from her mom !

Granted she's still a step above FE7's Helen because I don't remember Helen wanting to murderize Guinivere to put her son on the throne, whereas Patricia's plan involved Lambert and Dimitri dying - not to put Supreme Leader on the throne - but to reunite with her daughter.

So on the scale of Sothis "I will step in to obtain vengeance for my meatsuit's father who died while working as a mercenary but won't stop said meatsuit and even lend them my power to assault and ultimately slaughter my daughter for the sin of existing" to Helen "I'll recover a jewel by hiring dubious people to make sure my son will sit on the throne", Patricia/Anselma sits between the two.

[ohbutwheresyourheart]

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[trickstump]

it is INSANE the way that they parallel tom's fucking. discontent in his engagement with him immediately going to greg. every time. tomgreg nation i'm so fucking sorry i thought you were making it up