#j’s submissions :)

[nuzipilled]

What genre of fiction do the A & B casts of the Murder Drones Human AU do they like the most?

not pictured; doll cant eat without youtube, and lizzy only knows euphoria and the office

[dnp-dreams]

I had a dream they made a q&a video and talked about the japan wedding theory and dan made a snarky comment about not having a ring on his finger, phil told dan he looked cute and they also acknowledged the "no but seriously imagine it" post, it was wild

come on anon, some phannie dreams are really getting too out of character. this would be insane we would all be screaming

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever used the J/K/L system (explained below) to navigate on tumblr?

J/K/L system: navigation on tumblr by using the keyboard. J: next post K: precedent post L: like the post

Yes

No

I'd never heard of it before this poll

[malestarssockedfeet]

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

soul: it is pride month, ids. you know what that means.

mind: what?

heart: do you want us to like.. reach gay harmonia

soul: :)

heart: gaymonia??

mind: … isn’t he already gay

heart and mind, together: what

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[eisbee]

This picture is a collection of all birthday gifts I created for every main Agent of our Krewe improvetimized strategy.

It came all well together for a group picture that I planned back in January ✨

Showcasing in the backrow (from left to right)

Agent A, L, X, Z

Frontrow

Agent Y, J, H, B and Q

(And on the table Agent N)

[fixing-bad-comic-art]

Gave her thicker limbs and more realistic proportions; fixed up her costume so it doesn’t look painted on; gave her some actual shoes instead of whatever footie-pajama thing she had going on (campbell does that often); and tried to make her facial expression slightly more serious and not so cookie-cutter.

submitted by @the-beacons-of-minas-tirith

[gothghostiie]

Why would I stop? You like it.

I bet you’d like kneeling for Price, giving him a little smile while you thank him for coming to visit you and feeling his big hand ruffle your hair before he picks you up gently and lays you on your plush bed for some snuggle time.

I bet you’d like Gaz’s soft, slow movements as he ties your hands behind your back and slips the blindfold over your eyes, holding still for him and dutifully opening your mouth when he tells you to, asking quietly after the meal when you’ll be allowed to feed yourself only for him to chuckle and kiss your forehead.

I bet you’d like waking up to Soap’s tongue lashing over your cunt, getting you ready for his cock, doing and saying whatever he tells you to if it means you’ll cum, even crying out how much you love him and how thankful you are that they all took you, that they keep you here.

I bet you’d like being fucked into the forest floor by Ghost while he holds you by the neck, keeping you prone while he growls out promises of what he and the others will one day do to their favorite pet, clenching around him in dual terror and desire, only for him to carry you home and sing you to sleep after you’ve been tended to.

I bet you’d like Rudy and Alejandro touching you everywhere, testing out what makes their new plaything scream, being held between them while they explore your body and use you for whatever they want, spending your nights with them inside you as you drift to sleep bound in their arms.

Am I correct?

ANON YOU GOTTA STOP GOD DAMN IT

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Viktor: Zib! Telephone call for you!

Zib: Hello? Randy!? What the hell do you want?

Zib: You have the nerve to call me, at work no less, and ask that after you up and ran out on me five years ago!? What makes you think I want anything to do with a no good lying cheat like you?

Zib: Really? And they left you how much money?

Zib: Sure, I can meet you at 8.

Zib: Yeah, I’ll wear that mesh underwear you like… bye [Hangs up]

Viktor: ...

Zib: Come on, don’t give me that look…

Viktor: Slut.

Zib: I know

(Submitted by @systemakhaosu)

[we-like-your-nice-pair]

Here’s two for Titty Tuesday. Everybody keep on rockin. Love the site.

[sneeb-canons]

Mind gets absolutely mesmerized by those sensory videos. Like those soap cutting ones or the hydraulic press videos. He'll be sitting there for hours.

Headcanon #478

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart: I'm trans.

Soul: Okay?

Heart: –parent. *disappears into nothingness*

Soul: What—

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[urfaveblackhole]

Hank.

Hank from Madness Combat is getting sucked into a black hole!

[risewriter]

Mikey on a mission by himself

ROTTMNT: Solo

Mikey: Ok, Mikey, you got this. This is your time to shine, your moment! *Presses himself against the wall*

Mikey: *Glances around, spotting no one. He tucks into a roll, quickly getting against the nearest object as he hums a theme song quietly to himself* Nailed it!

Mikey: Alrighty, target is- *Makes binoculars with his hands* in sight. I repeat, target is in sight. I got this! *He pounces on the target*

Donnie: *Yelps*

Mikey: Gotcha!

Donnie: What the shell, Mikey?!

Mikey: *Cuddling Donnie* I was assigned a mission to get you!

Donnie: *Sighs* You were bothering Raph, weren’t you?

Mikey: *Smiling* I was bothering Raph.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

N: Well, color me surprised!

J: Surprised isn't a color, dumbass.