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Imaginary Friend

Paranormal Preteens AU: Episode Twenty-Eight

A JSE Fanfic

This one's a bit of a hodgepodge of scenes. First, the group gets together to talk about what happened on Christmas and what they learned. Then, they take a day trip to Ireland to finally track down this Jack guy that Jackie mentioned. And then, Chase wants to talk with JJ. And yeah, this is a pretty low-stakes chapter when compared to the last two. The kids are just learning more about the Circle and Anti and wondering what to do. Alright, hope you enjoy! :D

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“Alright.” Jackie sat down at the table, setting down a few sweets bags. “We have snacks. Full of sugar for your brains. Now... let’s talk about the Christmas incident.”

The kids were sitting around Chase’s dining room table. Mom was at work, but she would probably be back soon, so they didn’t have much time to discuss things. “What did you two learn when you were in the car?” Schneep asked, looking at Chase and JJ.

“Uh, well, uh...” Chase thought about it. Christmas was a few days ago, but he still very clearly remembered that brief moment in the car before JJ got them out of there. “Well, they were going to take us to city hall. So that probably means that there are Circle people there, right?”

“I guess that’d make sense,” Marvin says, idly tearing open one of the bags of candy. “If there are Circle people all over the city in important places, of course they’d be in, like, the most important place.”

And if people working for the city are part of the Circle, that means they can make sure the Circle stays hidden, JJ added.

“Did you figure out what the Circle really wants?” Stacy asked. “I know that we found those papers that mean they’re doing stuff with the Fissures, but why?”

“Well, uh... They said that they wanted to take away Marvin’s powers,” Chase said.

Marvin stopped messing with the candy bag and looked up in alarm. “H-huh?!”

“They didn’t say that exactly,” Chase quickly added. “I mean, they didn’t mention you. Because they thought JJ was doing it, so they said they were gonna make it so he couldn’t do any greenlight stuff. But that means that if the Circle finds out that you can do greenlight stuff, then they’ll want to stop you from doing it. Get it?”

Marvin nodded slowly, though his eyes were still wide-open in shock. “But... I like my magic.”

“I don’t think the Circle cares if you ‘like’ your magic,” Jackie muttered.

“Why would they get rid of Marvin’s greenlight powers?” Schneep asked.

“They, uh... they said something about how it shouldn’t be in your body,” Chase said. “Because it can mutate animals and stuff. Which is kinda true, I guess. Remember the monster dog?”

“Well it is not exactly in Marvin’s body, we think,” Schneep said. “It is in the tiny crystal dust in his scars.”

“Yeah! And that’s a lot more badass than just having it mutate me!” Marvin said determinedly.

They also said that they don’t want anyone to know about greenlight because “chaos would break out” if anyone knew, JJ said. And that they could handle it because they’ve been studying it for “almost ten years.”

“Almost ten years! Now we have a timeline!” Jackie nodded. “That’s good, that’s good. Now we know how long the Circle’s been doing stuff. Man... I was six years old when they started this.”

“I guess I get why they want to keep the greenlight secret,” Stacy said. “Bad guys might want to use it, if they knew about it.” She shook her head. “But how does the Circle know that they aren’t the bad guys?”

“Well they don’t, because they fucking suck,” Marvin said. “They’re the fucking bad guys.” He rubbed his hands together self-consciously.

“So... the Circle does not like the greenlight,” Schneep summed up. “And so they think they are doing something good by... doing all the things they do?” He paused. “They wanted to put some of Marvin’s blood into the Fissure. Marvin and anyone else they could find, ja?”

JJ glanced at Marvin. He nodded slowly and gestured for Schneep to talk faster.

“They must think, for some reason, that doing that would have stopped the greenlight. Because we know that the greenlight comes from the Fissures, ja? Anti told us that.”

“Oh yeah!” Chase gasped. “He told us that a long time ago. Okay okay. So... the Fissures lead to something Anti called the dark place, and the dark place is where the greenlight comes from.”

JJ frowned. But the blood makes the greenlight stronger. Anti said that, too. So... you would think that putting blood in the Fissure would be the opposite of what the Circle wants, if they don’t want the greenlight.

“Maybe we’re missing something?” Stacy asked.

“The Circle guys also said that greenlight can be, uh, used, I think...” Chase said slowly. “But that it shouldn’t be in your body. So... uh... maybe they want to use the greenlight but... make sure it doesn’t... affect anyone’s bodies?”

“Well that’s very hypocritical,” Jackie muttered.

“I think the most helpful thing we got from that car ride is that there’s probably a Circle thing in city hall,” Marvin said.

There was also that iris flower, JJ added.

“Oh yeah, that weird flower dangly thing,” Chase recalled. “Do you think that’s important?”

JJ nodded. There were iris flowers beneath the school, by the Fissure. We know that there are Circle people in the school. And those three were also Circle people. So maybe the iris flowers mean something?

“Hm... maybe the flowers have special properties or something,” Marvin said. “Maybe they’re magic flowers.”

“I guess the least we can do is look out for iris flowers now,” Jackie said. “Maybe they’ll mark locations where the Circle—”

The front door opened. “I’m home!” Mom’s voice called.

“Hi, Mom!” Chase said. “We’re in the dining room!”

Mom poked her head into the room. “Hey, kids. How are things going?” The kids respond with a chorus of various “good”s. “Great. I’ll let you all use the living room, I’ll just be upstairs.” Then she left. The kids all stayed quiet for a bit as they listened to her climb the stairs.

“Alright. Well. To change the subject.” Jackei popped a candy in his mouth, eating it really fast before continuing. “Do you guys remember Jack? Do you still want to go visit him?”

“In Ireland? Yeah, that’ll be fun!” Marvin said.

“I have never been there,” Schneep mused. “Will it be very different?”

Depends on where you go in the country, JJ said.

“Yeah, I think there are a lot of farms, like a lot,” Marvin piped up. “But there are some really nice, like coasts and beaches and shit, too! Oh, and forests!”

“Do you think Jack lives on a farm now?” Stacy wondered.

“Honestly from what I know about Ireland, it’s more likely than not,” Jackie said. “We’ll be in for a long trip. It might take... a couple days? God, we’ll need to rent a hotel for the night. This’ll be like... a full trip.” He frowned. “I hope everyone can convince their parents to let them come... I know I could get Dad to take me but... I’m worried about you guys.”

“Well... we could probably just say we’re sleeping over with one of you,” Marvin said slowly. “Mam and Dad don’t really care about what we do during holiday. They’ll call or text to check on us but we can get around that.”

Stacy looked concerned. “I dunno how I’ll convince my parents to let me hang out with a bunch of boys.”

“Are you, like, not allowed to or something?” Chase asked.

“Well... not exactly? But... I dunno, I get the feeling they think it’s weird.”

Chase hummed, thinking about it. “What if you say it’s because we want to take you somewhere cool for your birthday? It’s coming up, right?”

Stacy blinked. “You remember my birthday?”

“Yeah, of course I do. Why wouldn’t I?”

“I... I don’t know. Heather never really remembered my birthday.”

“I think we have learned that Heather is a big Arsloch,” Schneep said sweetly.

Stacy let out a laugh. “I don’t know what that means, but I think I get the meaning. And... yeah. I-I guess you’re right.”

Schneep then looked at Chase. “Do you... do you really think Aunt Jess would let us go to another country? Do you think she will want to come?”

“...maybe,” Chase said. “Do you want her to come?”

“I... I like Aunt Jess, and I like Mr. Mann, but...”

Chase nodded. “We can convince her, I’m sure.” He stood up. “This’ll probably be a good time to try, actually.”

“Chase?!” Schneep gasped.

But Chase was already leaving, heading out of the dining room and upstairs.

Mom was in her room, lying in bed reading a book, as she usually did. She glanced up as Chase entered the room. “What is it, sweets?”

“Hey, can Henrik and I go to Ireland with Jackie and his dad?” Chase asked.

Mom sat up straight. “To... to Ireland? Are you sure?”

“Yeah, it’s uh—Stacy’s birthday is coming up and she wanted to do something special, so Jackie invited us all along on this trip with his dad.” Chase paused. Mom looked... unsure. “Pleeeease, Mom? You let us go on a camping trip in the summer!”

“It wasn’t too far a drive to the camping site, I can’t come get you quickly if you’re across the Irish Sea,” Mom said.

“Jackie’s dad will take good care of us!”

Mom chewed on her lip, thinking. “And Henrik wants to go? He’s excited to?”

“Uh-huh.” Chase nodded. “He’s shy about it, but I can tell he really wants to.”

“Um... maybe,” Mom said slowly. “What days were you going to go?”

“Uhhhh we haven’t come up with that yet,” Chase said.

“Talk more about it and ask me again tomorrow, okay?”

Chase brightened. “Thanks Mom! Love you!” Then he spun around and headed back to the others.

Schneep had his head on the table, looking like he was going to die from anticipation. But he looked up when Chase walked back in the room. “Hah?”

“She said maybe!” Chase said cheerfully. “That’s basically yes!”

Stacy raised an eyebrow. “In my experience, a ‘maybe’ is basically no.”

“Well for Mom it’s basically yes.” Chase sat down at his chair again. “She wants to know what days we’re going, though.”

“Hm...” Jackie thought about it. “What about the 29th and 30th? Because people might have New Year’s Eve plans on the 31st.”

Stacy, Marvin, and JJ all nodded silently. That’s pretty soon but we’ll see what we can do, JJ said.

“It’s totally fine if not all of you can come,” Jackie said. “I can talk to Jack on my own if needed.”

But as it turned out, Jackie wouldn’ be going alone at all. With some convincing, all the parents agreed to let the kids go on a short overnight trip to Ireland. So, they all made arrangements, buying ferry tickets and having Mr. Mann rent a car and a hotel room. They would leave on the morning of the 29th.

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The others were complaining that it was a long drive, but Chase thought it was fine. And he even had the worst seat! Jackie’s dad had rented a minivan once they arrived on the Irish coast. Chase was sitting on the middle seat in the very back, sandwiched between Schneep and Stacy. Marvin and JJ were in the two seats in the middle row, while Jackie had the passenger seat and his dad drove. They’d been listening to a CD Jackie brought specifically for this drive, a mix of some of his favorite songs along with some requests from the kids.

“Ugh, are we there yet?” Marvin complained.

“We’re almost there,” Mr. Mann said.

“You’ve been saying that forever, though!”

“Well, we’re really almost there now.”

Schneep looked out the window. “It does not look like there is much out there. Just grass and trees. And that stone wall that’s been next to us for ages.” They’d been driving along countryside roads, surrounded by farmlands, but now they were passing into a more wild area, with more and more trees popping up.

“You’re all really committed to finding this friend of Jackie’s,” Mr. Mann commented. “You were really insistent on coming.”

“Well, uh, it would’ve been boring to just hang out in the hotel room,” Chase said.

“Not that the drive is much more exciting,” Stacy muttered.

“Hey, at least it will be interesting once we get there!”

They only had to wait for a few more minutes after this exchange before Mr. Mann said, “That must be the driveway,” and turned onto a small dirt road. They drove through a small stint of trees, then emerged into a clearing. The dirt road led up a small hill to a cabin. It was a cloudy day, fairly dim despite it being around two in the afternoon, and the kids could see orange-yellow light coming from an open window. A figure moved around inside. Were they watching them approach?

“Hm... doesn’t look like anyone’s home,” Mr. Mann said.

JJ shook his head. No, I saw someone in the window.

“JJ saw someone in the window,” Marvin repeated, since Mr. Mann wasn’t looking in JJ’s direction.

“Yeah, I saw that too,” Chase added.

“Well, alright.” Mr. Mann parked next to the cabin. “You all can go up and talk. I’ll wait in the car for now. Jackie, text message me if you want me to stay or leave.”

“I will, Dad, don’t worry,” Jackie said. He opened up the passenger side door, then looked back at the kids. “Alright, I’ll lead the way. The rest of you stay back at first, Jack and his family might think it’s weird to be approached by a whole group of kids.”

“Got it!” Marvin said, immediately pulling open the door and hopping out. JJ wasn’t far behind him.

“Hey wait for us, you two!” Chase shouted. He undid his seatbelt and scrambled out after them.

The group walked up to the front door. Chase leaned to the side, trying to look through the front windows, but at some point while they were waiting in the car, someone had closed the curtains. Jackie rang the doorbell.

Nothing happened.

“...awkward,” Stacy muttered.

Jackie frowned and rang the doorbell again. Chase saw the curtains shift slightly, and then the door opened, just wide enough for the group to get a look at who’s on the other side. A teenage boy, with brown hair hidden beneath a flatcap, bright blue eyes looking at him curiously. He was wearing an oversized gray hoodie, which seemed to swallow him up. “Uh... hi?”

The kids all stared silently. This guy looked almost exactly like Anti. Obviously he didn’t have the glowing eyes or the shadowy body. And Anti’s hair was wild, a bit of a beard starting to grow on his face, which was a bit narrower than this guys. But other than that, this guy was a dead ringer for Anti.

“Hi, uh... Jack McLoughlin?” Jackie asked. “You might not remember me, but we... we went to school together last year. You were in the year above me. I’m Jackie Mann?”

“Um...” Jack squinted at Jackie. Then he glanced at the kids, confused.

“You, uh... might better remember me as some other name?” Jackie said reluctantly. “Jul—”

“Oh! Oh, you’re that one. Oh, yeah.” Jack nodded. “It’s uh... good to see you again. What’re you doing all the way out here? With a bunch of kids?”

“Well... this is going to sound strange, but we came here looking for you,” Jackie said.

“Me?” Jack blinked. “Uh... do I... have something of yours? Did I not realize I took something from you during class?”

“No, it’s not that, it’s uh... well it’s hard to explain—”

Do you know Anti? JJ asked.

Jack stared at him, clearly not understanding BSL. “Um... sorry, I don’t know sign language.”

Chase nudged JJ. “Hey, shush, you can’t just ask that.”

“He asked if you know Anti,” Marvin blurted out.

“Marvin! JJ!” Jackie gasped.

Jack started in surprise, opening the door a little more. “H-huh? How do you guys know about Anti?”

“You do know him?!” Schneep’s eyes went wide behind his glasses.

“Well, yeah, o-of course... How do you know about him? Who are you guys?”

“I’m Stacy,” Stacy offered, raising her hand.

“And I’m Chase,” Chase added.

“Uh, well, Anti’s been sort of... messing with all of us,” Jackie explained. “He’s been popping up all over Hollewych—you know, your old home. And we were wondering if you would have any information on him?”

Jack stared at them, eyes wide, mouth slightly agape. “Wait... are you telling me Anti is real?”

“Huh?” Chase looked up at him. “What do you mean? You just said you know him!”

“Yeah, but... uh...” Jack opened the door some more. “Why don’t you all, uh... come inside? It’s pretty cold out here.”

“...Thanks,” Jackie said, and he led the way into the room.

The interior of the cabin wasn’t much warmer. Maybe there wasn’t much heating. Chase looked around the living room, taking in the wooden walls and the blankets draped all over the cushy sofa and the reclining armchair. “Oh you have a GameCube too!” Chase said excitedly. “And a whole lot of other consoles, too! That’s cool!”

“Hah, thanks.” Jack closed the door behind the group. “So, uh... I’m Jack. You all clearly know me. Who are all of you?”

“Like I said, I’m Jackie Mann,” Jackie said. “This is Chase Brody, his cousin Henrik, Jameson Jackson and his brother Marvin, and Stacy Siegel. S-sorry for dropping in so suddenly. We, uh... couldn’t find your phone number. Only your address. I guess we could’ve sent a letter, but... this felt too important for that. And it might get lost and stuff, you know...” Jackie trailed off, realizing he was rambling.

“It is nice to meet you,” Schneep said politely.

“Yeah, your cabin is cool,” Marvin added. “And not just literally, though it is kinda cold here. I guess you don’t really have much heating, which must suck cause you’re all the way out in the wilderness—” JJ elbowed him lightly. “Sorry, we’re getting distracted. The point is. Anti.”

“Uh, nice to meet you all, too,” Jack said. “My parents are out right now. Do you all want... I don’t know, a snack or something?”

Chase was tempted, but he shook his head, as did all the others. “We should get to the point,” Stacy said. “What’s up with you and Anti? You look just like him.”

“I know.” Jack nodded.

“You know?” Jackie repeated. “So—so you’ve seen him. But... you didn’t think he was real?”

“Well, no.” Jack sat down on the sofa. Jackie sat down on the recliner, feeling awkward to stay standing, while Marvin and JJ casually sat on the sofa as well, leaving the other three standing. “You see, Anti... Anti was my imaginary friend when I was a kid.”

“An imaginary friend?” Schneep repeated. “No wonder you were so surprised to hear us speak about him like he was real. Which, ah... he is. He has really been bothering us.”

Jack laughed. “That’s fucking insane to hear.”

“How old were you when Anti was your imaginary friend?” Marvin asked.

“Uh... honestly, I remember him being around in some way since, like... my earliest memories. But I stopped imagining him when I was around, uh, eight or nine, I think? Or that’s what I thought. Clearly, he still exists... and is real, fucking hell.” Jack took off his hat, staring off into the distance.

“Can you tell us what you remember about him?” Jackie asked.

“Uh... sure, but first, tell me about how he’s been bothering you.”

JJ immediately started signing. He first showed up when we were doing a ghost hunt in the library, but Marvin and I didn’t see him that time—

“JJ, he wasn’t ordering you,” Marvin said gently.

Jack blinked. “Uh, yeah, s-sorry, that wasn’t me, like... o-ordering you? I was just... asking you.” He seemed confused about the whole thing.

Jameson let out a relieved breath. I’ve been trying to talk this whole time, but the doll was listening to the shush command.

“The shush command?” Chase asked, confused. JJ glared at him. “Wh-what?! What did I do?”

“You did say ‘shush’ to him,” Jackie muttered.

“Oh, I... I-I’m sorry,” Chase said awkwardly.

It’s fine, JJ said, looking away but still glaring. It’s more important that we explain things to Jack right now.

“JJ...” Marvin said softly.

Not right now. Later. I’m fine, I promise.

Jack, only getting half this conversation, looked very bewildered at all of this.

“Um...” Jackie cleared his throat. “Anyway, I didn’t see Anti at first. I think Chase did. Chase, why don’t you start this?”

Chase nodded. He still felt a little unsettled by JJ’s glaring at him, but... well, if JJ didn’t want to talk about it, he should probably bring it up later. Mom would want him to bring it up, and starting a talk had helped with Schneep and Marvin before. So... he’d definitely talk to JJ about it the next chance he had. This wasn’t the time, though. “Well, uh, I think the first time I saw him was when I was skateboarding...”

The group took turns explaining everything they knew about Anti, including how they’d noticed Jack in the picture for Band in school last year and realized he looked like him. That seemed to make Jack think, as he tilted his head to the side. When it was all over, Jack said, “The shadowy bits and the green eyes are new... and so is the, uh, bleeding throat. Eugh.” He shuddered.

“What did he look like when you knew him?” Jackie asked.

“Well, uh... he just looked like me,” Jack recalled. “But he acted like the opposite of me. I didn’t like peas, but he loved them. I liked going outside, but he hated it. Stuff like that. So I called him the anti-me. And from there, it just became Anti.”

Did your parents know about your imaginary friend? JJ asked, and Marvin translated for Jack.

“Yeah, of course they did. I never shut up about him. Talked to him a lot, too, sometimes right in front of them.”

“What do they think about Anti?” Schneep asked, looking a bit worried.

Jack shrugged. “They’re just kind of like... ‘oh yeah your little friend, that was cute’.” He paused. “I... I think.”

“You think?” Stacy repeated.

“Well, uh... I’ve been having a bunch of thoughts while you guys were telling me all this,” Jack said slowly. “And I... I wonder if they’ve actually been kind of... dismissive about Anti? I-I don’t know. Like, they didn’t want to talk about him, so they dismissed me when I brought him up. Changed the subject and stuff. At least, that’s what it’s been like in recent memory. Whenever I bring him up like ‘haha remember my imaginary friend?’ you know. I can’t really remember if... if they did that when I was a kid...” He hunched, shrinking into himself. “Sorry, that’d probably not very helpful.”

“No, it is!” Schneep said. “Because it means your mama and papa probably do not want you to think about it. And since Anti is real... maybe they know that?”

“Maybe they know Anti is real?” Chase repeated. “But Jack thought he was imaginary. Why wouldn’t they tell him that he wasn’t?”

“Maybe they were trying to keep him happy?” Stacy asked. “Parents lie to their kids all the time to keep them happy.”

“Yeah, like Santa Claus,” Marvin agreed. “He’s like, the childhood lie.”

Chase blinked. “Santa Claus is what?”

“Anyway!” Jackie said quickly. “I definitely think your parents know something. I actually wanted to ask you about how you moved here. Everyone I talked to said your move was really sudden.”

“Oh yeah, it was.” Jack nodded. “Mom told me one day we’d be moving back to Ireland, and then like, a week later we were out of the country.”

“A week?!” Chase repeated. “There’s no way. Nooo way. I remember when me and Mom and Dad moved here—or, uh, to Hollewych, but you know. Anyway I remember moving. It took for-ev-er. Just packing everything took ages! I mean I guess maybe it was easier for you guys since you didn’t have to get plane tickets or anything, cause there’s the ferry to Ireland. But still!”

“I agree.” Schneep nodded. “There is no way you were able to take all your things.”

“We, uh... we didn’t,” Jack said. “I... thought that was normal.”

“I guess it depends on how attached people get to their stuff,” Stacy said. “But I agree. Moving in just a week isn’t normal.”

“What, did you leave your house under the cover of night, too?” Marvin added jokingly.

Jack’s eyes widened slightly. “We did... Mom said the ferry would be less crowded, but...”

“Oh that’s definitely not normal,” Jackie said.

“I...” Jack leaned back, staring blankly into the distance.

Are you alright? JJ asked.

“JJ wants to know if you’re alright,” Marvin reported.

“I... I’m thinking about some stuff,” Jack said slowly.

“...sorry about this,” Chase muttered. He felt so bad about this. They didn’t even know Jack—most of them, at least, and even Jackie barely knew him—but they’d come all this way. Only to break his brain.

“No, no, it’s fine,” Jack assures Chase. “Uh... So do you guys think my parents made us move... because of Anti?”

“That, or because of the Circle,” Marvin added. “Those guys are bad news.” JJ nodded firmly next to him.

“...The what?” Jack asked faintly.

“Oh fuck we didn’t tell you about the Circle,” Marvin realized. “Okay so basically they’re a secret group...”

By the time the group got done explaining the Circle, Jack looked thoroughly mind freaked. “Holy shit,” he whispered. “And all that is happening in Hollewych?”

“Yep,” Jackie said, putting extra emphasis on the P.

“And you guys haven’t told anyone else about this? Why haven’t you told the police? Or—okay I know this is going to sound strange given what I’m thinking about my own parents, but—why haven’t you told your parents?”

“I tried to tell the police, but they didn’t listen to me!” Jackie said. “And I didn’t even mention any of the supernatural stuff, they’d think it was a prank if I started talking about all that. Not to mention our last encounter with the Circle on Christmas makes me think they have police people as part of their group.”

“As for why we don’t tell our parents... Our Mam and Dad suck,” Marvin said.

Well I wouldn’t say they ‘suck,’ exactly— JJ said.

“I say they suck. And you know they do too, otherwise we would’ve explained everything about the hospital to them!”

JJ slowly lowered his hands. Schneep sat down next to him, nodding slowly.

“And I think my parents wouldn’t believe me, either,” Stacy muttered. “Even if they did, all they’d do is keep me from seeing the boys and think that solves everything.”

“My dad would insist on going to the police, no matter what,” Jackie said. “Even if I told him that the local police wouldn’t help, I wouldn’t be surprised if he went to the government or something. And we—we don’t need this to get any bigger than it already is. Calling the government wouldn’t help anything.”

Chase nodded. “Mom would do the same thing. And she’d try to get us to stop! But Anti’s not gonna let us stop! He wants us to fight the Circle.”

“...Anti did like to play games,” Jack said quietly. “He was always coming up with ones. I did too, but I think he was better at it. Or, as good as a kid could be at making games.” He went silent for a moment. “Do you guys... want to look around the house?”

“Huh? For what?” Jackie asked.

“I don’t know. For... stuff about Anti. I think I used to make drawings of him. Or like... pretend he was in pictures. Maybe if I can find some of those old pictures I’ll find out that he was... th-that I wasn’t just pretending.” Jack shivered slightly.

“Are... are you okay?” Chase asked.

“I just... I remember Anti was a friend,” Jack said quietly. “An imaginary one, but still... I never thought he’d hurt people like this.”

“To be fair to Anti... I think he just acts really young all the time,” Stacy said slowly. “Even though he looks like a teenager, it’s like... his brain is a kid’s.”

“He still pushed me down the stairs,” Marvin grumbled.

“The last time you saw Anti was almost ten years ago, yes?” Schneep said. “A lot can change in that time.”

“I think it was... eight years or so. But, uh... yeah. You’re right.” Jack nodded. “Uh... anyway. Do you want to look around the house?”

“No, that’s fine.” Jackie shook his head. “That’ll feel weird.”

“Then... what if I looked around on my own time?” Jack asked. “I could give you my phone number and I’ll call you if I find anything?”

“That’d be great,” Jackie said. “Thanks, Jack.” He smiled slightly.

Jack smiled back. “Do you guys want to stick around? I don’t... don’t know what you could do. Play video games?”

Chase and Marvin perked up slightly, but the others didn’t look too enthusiastic. “It’s fine, Jack, thank you,” Jackie said. “We’ll just head back to the city and stay in our hotel room.”

“Okay...” Jack nodded. “I-it was nice to meet you guys. Even with... with you telling me all of this. I still need to, uh, think about all this.”

It was nice to meet you too, Jack, JJ said.

“Yeah, what JJ said! It’s nice to meet you too!” Marvin repeated.

“Thank you for telling us about Anti,” Schneep said. “About him being an imaginary friend.”

“And thanks for offering to, uh, text us and stuff,” Stacy added.

“I like your house,” Chase offered, since everyone else had already said what he was going to.

Jack laughed. “Thanks, uh, dude.”

“We’ll just head out now,” Jackie said. “Thanks for meeting with us.”

“No problem. I’ll, uh... call you... and stuff.”

The group left Jack’s house, waving goodbye to him as he closed the front door. The rented car was still there, with Mr. Mann sitting inside. As the group all got in, taking the same seats they’d been sitting in for the whole car ride there, Mr. Mann asked, “So, how’d it go?”

“Uh... good, I guess,” Jackie said.

The others all agreed, but Chase stared out the window, looking at the cabin. He hadn’t felt like they’d learned much. Anti was Jack’s imaginary friend, but what did that mean? Was that going to help them at all?

Well... it was better than nothing, he supposed.

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The whole group was crowded into one hotel room. It was a big hotel room, but still. With six kids and a supervising adult, it was going to be crowded as they stayed the night here. Stacy cheerfully tried to frame it as a sleepover, but still. Crowded.

There were two double-size beds and a sofa that folded out into a bed, and Mr. Mann had also brought a blow-up air mattress. Stacy got the mattress all to herself, since she was the only girl. Jackie and Mr. Mann shared the sofa, the twins got one of the beds, and Chase and Schneep shared the other.

They’d been traveling all day and they were exhausted. Schneep wanted to go to bed early, and it was decided that it’d be easier for everyone to go to sleep at the same time in such a small space. They took turns in the bathroom brushing their teeth and getting into pajamas and such, and then it was time to rest.

Except... Chase wanted to do something first.

“Hey, uh... JJ?” Chase tapped him on the shoulder. “Can I talk to you somewhere, uh... private?”

JJ had been adjusting his pillows for bed, but now he stood up straight. Not many options for that in this room. Do you want to go in the bathroom or something?

“Uh... yeah, I guess?” The only other option was to leave the room and stand in the hallway, and Chase didn’t want to do that. Any random person could overhear them. “Jackie’s dad is in there right now, let’s go in after him.”

JJ nodded. Marvin climbed into the other side of the bed and looked at them curiously. “What do you wanna talk about?”

“That’s uh... it’s supposed to be private for a reason...” Chase said slowly.

“Oh. Right.” Marvin winced. “Uh... go on, then.”

The two of them waited for a bit, then as soon as the bathroom was free they went inside, with Chase closing the door behind them. Hopefully no one else would need this... and hopefully no one would be able to overhear them. Chase wasn’t planning on being too loud, but if anyone stood outside the door, they might hear him—even if they couldn’t hear JJ.

JJ leaned against the closed bathroom door. The light in here was bright, bouncing off the white walls, the white floor, the white bathtub, the white... everything, really. Why were hotel bathrooms always so white? So... what do you want to talk about? JJ asked.

“Uh... well.” Chase hadn’t actually thought much about how to phrase it once the time came. “I... I know that you’re mad at me. And, uh... I know why. I’m sorry about all the... the doll stuff I’ve been doing. Or, uh, the way I’ve been... I-I really don’t mean to keep making you do stuff. I’m sorry. I just... I don’t want you to be mad at me.”

JJ stared at him. You “know” I’m mad at you?

“Well, yeah, you’ve been glaring at me and stuff.”

Sorry.

“No, no, I’m sorry,” Chase insisted. “I’m trying to be better, but I keep slipping up.”

JJ pursed his lips. Thank you, Chase.

Chase stared at him. Was he upsetting him more? “Uh... is there something you want to talk to me about?”

No, it’s fine.

“Come on, man, I can tell something’s bothering you. I-if I’m doing something wrong I want to know.”

I know you’re trying your best, Chase, JJ said, not looking directly at him.

“Well, yeah, but—but—” Chase shook his head. “Come on, JJ, tell me what’s wrong.”

JJ’s eyes suddenly snapped to him. What’s wrong is that I have this stupid doll forcing me to do things I don’t want to do, and even if they’re things that don’t hurt anyone every time it happens I get scared. I already deal with Mam and Dad on my back about being their perfect son all the time, I don’t want to deal with other people forcing me to obey them, too!

“You don’t have to do what your parents say—” Chase started to say.

No, you don’t get it, Chase. I don’t think you get anything about this whole situation I’m in. Because you keep telling me to do stuff even though you know what the doll does, even though everyone else keeps telling you to be careful, you just don’t listen and keep doing the same thing. Is this not serious to you?! Because it’s very serious to me!

“I’m trying to—”

I know you’re trying, but I don’t think you’re trying hard enough. Because here I am, standing in front of you, telling you everything that’s wrong because you told me to. Even though I don’t want to! Even though I want to pretend that everything’s fine! I just keep talking even as I’m trying to stop my hands from moving. And you clearly didn’t even know what you were doing! Would it kill you to pay more attention to what you say?! Would it kill you to try to understand what I’m dealing with?!

Chase stared at him, mouth dropped open. He... had to be misunderstanding some of JJ’s signing, right?

JJ stared right back, breathing heavily. He rubbed his wrists; he’d been signing so much and so furiously that they were hurting. Can you... not talk to me? For the rest of the night?

Chase couldn’t respond. He just kept staring.

...Thank you, JJ said. He turned around, opened the bathroom door, and left.

But Chase just kept standing there. He thought he’d been trying his best to help JJ out. Was he not trying hard enough? Was that why JJ was so mad at him? He had told him to tell him what was wrong just now, and he hadn’t even realized it.

He should... give JJ some space for the rest of their trip. Maybe they’d both feel better about everything once they were back home. Maybe then he could ask Mom or some of his friends if there was anything else he could do.

And so, with that in mind, Chase left the room and climbed into bed. He laid awake for a while, listening to everyone else fall asleep around him before he finally fell asleep too.

#jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye fanfiction #jacksepticegos #septic egos #septic egos au #jacksepticeye au #chase brody #jameson jackson #marvin the magnificent #jackieboy man #dr schneeplestein #c!jack #brigid writes fanfiction #pnptau

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beanieman · 1 year ago

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One day I randomly thought up kurumada anzu and shin trio and now they just Live. Inside my head. So can you Liek come up w hcs for them and maybe some non death game au hcs

Sure!

Death Game Headcanon's

A: A part of Anzu understood that Naomichi wouldn't be able to kill Shin. For all his talk of winning, he still likes to win fair. Even she can understand that a fight between them wouldn't be on even grounds.

B: Shin could tell that Naomichi was starting to bond with Anzu as he did with Kanna. He considered pulling him aside and warning him against it…but then he decided it wasn't his fight. And maybe a little part of him thought that she could use a protector.

C: Naomichi and Shin both admire Anzu in a way. They think it must be nice to be able to go through the death game without second guessing your trust in others.

D: Anzu made sure to mention that they all had blue in their hair. She called them the true blue trio.

E: When Naomichi yelled, "Bam!" when he pretended the collar exploded, it scared the hell out of Shin. It took his heart a few moments to recover.

Non Death Game Headcanon's Undercut

F: Anzu has Naomichi and Shin help her with her clown performances. Naomichi does really well because he's athletic and able to pull off some cool stunts. Shin does much less well but people still like him because they think he's doing a slapstick routine.

G: Naomichi invited Shin and Anzu to watch one of his boxing matches once. Only once because when he looked over during the fight Anzu had fainted and Shin was clutching his beanie so hard it looked like he was about to break his hand.

H: Naomichi and Anzu frequently stop into the convivence store Shin works at. It's strictly because they like visiting their dear friend and not at all because he'll let them get free stuff.

I: Anzu was how Shin learned that he was scared of clowns. Anzu was how Naomichi learned that he loves making fun of Shin for being scared of clowns.

J: Anzu buys them little trinkets sometimes. So now Shin wears a little rainbow pin on his beanie and Naomichi has cutesy stickers on his water bottle.

#your turn to die #yttd #asks #shin tsukimi #naomichi kurumada #anzu kinashi

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slashingdisneypasta · 9 months ago

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Hey thank you for the links! They are working. Werewolf Sykes is sooo cool. And, I love dark fic so I thought the drabble was awesome. Pulling a gun on his s/o? Yeah. He would. His gentle, quiet, dangerous voice...👌👌

I had a dark thought, too. Warning for dub-con. If your family happened to owe Sykes a debt...imagine him demanding you as part of his payment. Promising them that the amount they owe will be reduced if they hand you over. He'll say you'll be working for him, helping with accounting and bookkeeping, that your services will take some of the weight off his shoulders...they can't see any other option but to accept.

He walks to you to his car, whispering silkily into your ear not to worry, all your needs will be taken care of. One of his big, warm hands on the small of your back as you climb into the back seat. Just a hint of a threat in his voice and his imposing size sending a shiver through you. You soon find out that the services he mentioned aren't exactly what you were expecting ;)

That's it. 😁 You must have some Toon Patrol asks then. 😁 I like the Weasels too, Wheezy being my fav. What else do you have asks for? It's ok if you don't want to share- I am just very curious. I have a feeling I'm going to like it here!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh my gosh.

This. This, this, this!!! There's nothing to add, its just- Ughhh, good stuff 👌 XD

Accounting 😏 and Book Keeping 🥰 I see.

And- yes!! I have lots of Toon Patrol asks! ^^ There is some other stuff sprinkled in as well though. Ooh you like Wheezy?? Sameeee XD He is so chill and in control 😏 While also being an unpredictable addict, which is very interesting XD

Here's the list!: (Apart from the OC stuff, the audience for which is basically @marinerainbow and I XD )

Doc and Sheriff from Cars x Reader x Chick Hicks. I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED TO WRITE THIS. I NEED TO SIT MY ASS DOWN AND ENJOY IT, I DUNNO WHY I KEEP PUSHING IT BACK!! @marinerainbow g i f t e d this ask to me, suggesting a reader who's so flirty with Doc and the Sheriff, because she likes them so much <3<3 , but who's getting nowhere with them because she's younger and they're gentlemen who would never 'take advantage' of her- when Chick comes into the picture and starts coming onto reader (He has no problem with the age gap 😅🤣). And she kinda has a moment, like... well, I'm not getting anywhere with the men I w a n t- so I might as well give this guy, who actually w a n t s m e, a chance! Right?? And then suddenly Doc and Sheriff are jealous XD

Another of her gift asks to me as a Professor fucking Callahan one where he treats Student!Menstruating!Reader better then all the other students XDD I c a n n o t believe I haven't written this yet. I guess I just feel guilty writing so much Cal (and Jim and Cruella and Otis- my f/os) 😅😅 The audience is real niche for them 😅😅😅

Horror Villains sorted by Love Language

A few Spotify Wrapped Prompts I still havent done 😅😰 (Maleficent, Psycho Weasel, Greasy Weasel, Inkubus, Clayton, and the Horned King).

Rufus Firefly thoughts! x2

@marinerainbow 's Slasher!Toon Patrol AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x2

Lady Tremaine and Madame Medusa thinking about reader while they're... self caring~ 😏 XD

Which Disney Villains would be up for a threesome with reader?? And with w h i c h other Disney Villains would they be happy to do it with? 😏😏😏

Ex!Freddy Krueger x Reader who's with someone else now but cant stop thinking about him. (God fucking damn him, right?? XD ) I actually have written this, but I made it r e a l self indulgent and the other guys is d e f i n e t l y Jim Bickerman (I mean- I didn't use his name- But I alluded to it XD Reader kinda goes 'J- ' and stops just in time XD ). So i have to rewrite it and make it a bit more ambiguous XD

Pervy Villains (Beetlejuice, Chucky, Freddy, Greasy, Hades (or Jafar. I'm thinking of swapping them), and Offenderman) reacting to noticing reader having a wet dream ~~~

#i hope you do like it here!! ^^ you seem lovely and we're happy to have you!! ^^ 💛💛💛

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tuhbanbuv · 11 months ago

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EWJ AU and Headcanons:

Guess people wanna hear my AU bullshit lol /j

I have a fuck ton I had to dump in a notepad and try to organize it.

Jim:

Jim can get drunk off of ice cream and fro-yo because the sugar fucks up with his system so much.

Jim curls up in the neck of her supersuit when she's too tired to reach her bed or overstimulated.

Jim is bigender him/her lesbian, Psycrow is bi, Professor is gay, Peter is gay as well.

Jim's full legal name is Jim/Kim Clayton, and she switches between he/him and she/her pronouns. Just don't call him an "it".

Jim is dyslexic, autistic and has a TBI.

Jim got her name from a grave she discovered in New Junk City. She didn't know anything about gender and stuff at the time, so she just assumed the masculine persona that people gave her due to her voice and suit. This would end up biting her in the ass years later.

Insectika courting rituals are much different than human courting rituals. WHN didn't know Jim was interested in her until he accidentally proposed to her in an Insectika tradition. After a bit of back and forth they began properly dating afterwards.

Princess WHN:

Snott is actually WHN's pet, he only sticks around Jim because of the snacks he forgets he puts into his suit's backpack and Snott is very much a glutton.

Princess WHN is also autistic, but she wouldn't know until Saturn was diagnosed as autistic.

WHN is part human part Insectikette, her true heritage and birth being the catalyst for her sister taking up the throne and mother's murder because the royal family was basically advocates for eugenics. It did not end well for all parties involved, big shocker there.

WHN LOVES human food, especially pizza. She'll be completely distracted if someone offers her food. Want to make her happy, give her food.

WHN thinks that a lot of Creepypastas are real, even the bad ones. She has spent at least a couple nights searching to bring down Jeff The Killer and Slenderman only to be dragged back home by Peter.

WHN often enters in strongman contests, and has several first place trophies from them.

Peter/Amos:

Peter's parents were used in animal experimentation an attempt to make the strongest fighting dog known to man. When the ring was broken up and arrested, the dogs were sent to a farm where Peter would be born as the run of the litter, only to be adopted by a young Addie.

Peter was adopted by Addie and her family when he was a normal puppy. As he was a runt rejected by his bio mom and adopted as a newborn, Peter was 100% convinced Addie was his real mom. Even if he knows he's adopted, he still calls her his mom.

Peter is a Jack Russel-Beagle mix, though he's technically now a hellhound.

Peter does most of the housework, at least the ones involving chemicals and flammable equipment because Jim is very accident-prone.

Peter is around 20-30 during the main canon. He aged up in dog years as a normal dog only for his biological age to slow down when he became Amos' vessel akin to that of a human. He'll probably live for 100-200 years though.

Peter is very small for his breed and was often mocked for it. Now, he uses it to his advantage because seeing WHN or Psycrow pause in shock as he gets drinks at a bar is hilarious to him.

Amos is Peter's demon and later lover. Originally Satan's right-hand man…until a certain cat came along and ruined it for him.

Peter has six puppies, named Paimo, Rono, Molo, Bapho, Corso, and of course, Solo. They all have some sort of demonic power thanks to Peter's demon and their other parent, Amos. If you understand the naming scheme for them you get a free cookie.

Amos can take up a form almost like Venom when he's going parrot-mode on Brock, just chilling in Peter's shadow. Except Peter's shadow now has eyes and a mouth and scares the shit out of everyone he comes across while doing errands.

Peter is Amos' longest-lasting vessel, as most of the others died from being murdered in witch hunts or took their own lives. He only made himself known to Peter after he temporarily died after a mission gone wrong because he was so impressed with Peter that he had to see him in the flesh.

Peter has severe anxiety, and honestly, who can blame him? Though he usually medicates it with those dog CBD treats and weed whenever he can. Addie Newman:

Addie is part Corvidian part human, with her biological mother unknown and potentially dead. Addie has a suspicion that Psycrow is her biological father, however.

Addie is currently dating Grayson, president of the Earthworm Jim Fanclub. As you can imagine, the meet the parents dinner went as well as you'd expect.

Addie has a large mixed family, biological and adopted, including her adoptive fathers, David and Mike, and her adoptive baby sister, Penelope.

Addie had anger issues in her childhood, once overthrew the leader of a gang in less than ten minutes, got expelled from several schools before the age of ten, amongst other things. Her parents went to adopt her a puppy in hopes it would help her, leading to her picking the runt of the litter, Peter. Peter would help Addie immensely...until he was separated from her when he fell through a portal to Heck.

Addie kept and wore Peter's collar on her person until she would eventually try to summon Evil to retrieve Peter herself, fully knowing and accepting that she would have to sacrifice her own life according to Evil. Jim would save her and Peter and became her friend.

Addie is still a delinquent but is more geared towards vigilante justice rather than purposeful crime. She wouldn't outright say it, but Peter and Jim saved her life.

Psycrow would discover a baby Addie abandoned while he was doing drug trades. He would take Addie in for the first three years of her life until ultimately deciding to give her up to an earth couple so she wouldn't be killed due to his criminal career. The two would later reunite and Psycrow would be accepted in the Newman family after he permanently put his criminal days behind him.

Saturn, Solo and Bessie:

Saturn is selectively mute, and Solo often speaks for her when they do missions

Saturn hardly speaks even as an adult, usually only hissing or screeches. She of course knows how and can speak quite well, but just prefers not to.

Saturn was born with just her arms as a lot of baby Insectoids/Insectikettes have a "larval stage", and much like Saturn did, grow their legs later on, usually as a toddler.

Saturn can curl up like a cat, and usually does this to fit in human chairs/seats/etc.

Saturn lets Solo and the other pups ride on her back. Seeing as she's literally a giant centipede and can fit all 6 of the pups on her back at once

Saturn considers Bessie her sister/half-sister due to their parents being clones. Bessie hates her guts, so the feeling is not mutual :(

WHN stressed and worried over not being a good mother to Saturn. She was ultimately worried over nothing, as Saturn is technically the only member of the royal family that had loving parents.

Solo was completely convinced that Saturn was a dog much like her and the other puppies until Peter had to try to explain otherwise. For five straight hours.

After a mission gone wrong, Evil Jim was sucked into a wormhole and presumed dead. Jim tried to take in Bully Bessie and it worked for a while until she ran away as a preteen and assumed Evil Jim's role. She works endlessly to find her dear papa and will not hesitate to find any way to save him, even if it means backstabbing her "sister". And she'd gladly do so.

Bessie is part jaguar, part piranha, part scorpion and radioactive cow, as Evil Jim wanted to make her with every advantage known to man.

Bessie ironically enjoys using butcher knives and cleavers as her weapons of choice, considering Evil Jim's guns as "too quick". Creepy.

Evil Jim didn't know what sex/gender Bessie was at birth and still doesn't, so he just let Bessie choose her clothes even as a baby.

Solo, despite being the smallest of her siblings, is pretty much the litter's leader. Mess with her family and you'll beg for death. She makes her fathers proud though Peter is a bit worried.

Solo can see and speak with the dead.

#earthworm jim #headcanons #ocs

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hearteyesmcgarrett · 1 year ago

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is it weird to just answer the ask meme questions without actual asks? probably, but i want to yell about fandom shit rn so you can't stop me

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. its obvious that im in a grimm fixation rn, so i have to say nick/monroe as a romantic ship (or nick/monroe/rosalee), and the whole gang as a platonic relationship. For SGA, i'm always a mcshep fan but i honestly enjoy any pairing of AR1. Anyone that has followed me for an extended period of time knows that im a mcdanno (H50) and leverage ot3 truther as well.

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind. hmm, not sure? OH some folks doing the sga kinkmeme have mentioned john/cam and im very intrigued

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will. Rodney/Jennifer :( I love Jennifer, but the writers consistently changed her characterization and that relationship felt forced and weird (SGA)

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t. John/Elizabeth. I'm sorry! maybe its just because im gay af but to me their relationship felt like bffs, not romantic (SGA)

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what? I made that stargate cinnamon roll meme, if that counts

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom? ~10 years

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it? i'm a multishipper for sure, but one of the first ships i remember really clearly was eric/ryan from csi miami (circa age like 12)

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)? TV!

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why? I dont know that it was entirely tumblr, but yeah, Voltron. The fandom was truly fucking awful

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.) uhhhh, like every show tbh. 99% of the shows i watch came from tumblr or online friends

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc? Eliot Spencer (Leverage)

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. hmm, I guess Adalind counts as a character who isnt one of my faves. She's a complex and interesting character, and its clear that a lot of her decisions come from a place of trauma. After having Diana it really shows that she does want to protect her and keep her safe (grimm)

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend. Ronon (SGA), Hardison (Leverage), Teal'c (SG1), etc

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom 1. men showing emotions!!! (grimm does this well, thankfully) 2. on a similar note: depicting how the shit these characters get up to is traumatizing and how that impacts them long term 3. literally any canon queer rep. can we PLEASE have a show like stargate or grimm where one of the characters (especially a man) is canonically queer? is that so hard???

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of? Forfeit by Rise Against always makes me think of ascended Daniel/Jack (SG1). Oh and ever since i saw a gifset with lyrics from it, Timberwolves at New Jersey by Taking Back Sunday makes me think of John (SGA)

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas). one of these fuckin days i am going to write a baseball SGA AU

Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why. As previously mentioned: Voltron because the fan base was toxic and awful

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom? all my favorite fandoms are themed around found family so this is so hard lmao. Nick & Hank (Grimm), Eliot & Harry (Leverage Redemption), Harry & Breanna (LR), Don & Charlie if brothers count (Numb3rs), etc

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon anyone who reads my H50 fics knows that i will fuckin die on the hill that Danny has an anxiety disorder

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? besides anxious danny, I'd say John having ADHD (SGA), and Monroe being bi (Grimm) are two right off the top of my head

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites 1. Steve McGarrett (H50) - he's been through so much shit, but he's still so damn loyal and protective and kind. He's such a good dude who is just traumatized beyond belief. 2. Charlie Eppes (Numb3rs) - besides the fact that i am CONVINCED he has ADHD, he's just so fucking loving and passionate about his work and the people he loves. he balances out the hardness of Don and the gang with the sheer size of his heart 3. Eliot Spencer (Leverage) - basically the same reason as steve. I have a type.

V - Which character do you relate to most? this is tough. probably Daniel (SG1) - esp early seasons - because of similar worldviews and interests and personalities, and Danny (H50) because of similar personalities

W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom. MISCOMMUNICATION!! its so frustrating.

X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom. im a big ol softie so i love stuff like mutual pining, hurt/comfort, etc.

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms Good Omens is a big one rn lmao. I've read the book but haven't watched the show. Also, Daredevil probably. I watched at least the first season years ago, but haven't seen anything beyond that. I still enjoy seeing people's posts about it and i read fic sometimes

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! im so cranky rn about the lack of depiction of trauma/mental illness/neurodivergence/etc in fandoms where its to be expected. like with Grimm rn, you give Nick PTSD and sensory enhancements but then suddenly forget about them?? that's not how that works! Or why is it always just hinted at that characters are ND? why is it so hard to just be like 'yeah no x has ADHD (or whatever)'? i want to be able to actually have complex/tough/interesting/etc protags that are ALSO neurodiverse. if we're all reading John as having ADHD (SGA) or Parker being autistic (leverage) anyways, why can't these things just be intentionally part of the character

#sorry i just have opinions and wanted to yell into the void about them #ask game

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see-arcane · 2 years ago

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this person who posted in the tags that you do "weird flanderization of Jonathan who suddenly is the most feral most strongest most specialest little boy who gets to meet all of the other characters." and that "he shouldn't be in the league at all" isn't because of your writing or anything but because they're mad that jonathan is taking up jekyll's spotlight in the league. i apologize on behalf of the j+h fandom they are notorious around here and now they have targeted you too.

I'll be honest, I seriously blanked on what post you could be talking about because my eyes kind of glazed over mid-rant when I was scrolling past it. (My pretty pink eye is always open but it doesn't always pay attention, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

On that note, I've mentioned before what my reaction to people/media being jerks about Jonathan Harker is *--

*Spoilers: It means I make even more gratuitously indulgent Jonathan Harker content. I'm making a whole monster AU sequel novel centered around the guy for crying out loud.

--and that was well before I started churning out fanfic for the LXGF comic that Does Not Exist Yet about the myriad public domain characters who are owned by no one, but who are, to the best of my knowledge, being written in a way that realistically grows from the canon of the books they come from. On that point, if their main issue is the League of Extraordinary Gentlefolk and my premature bootleg scribbling about the same, feat. Jonathan Harker? I guess it needs repeating (as it is made very clear on the comic's blog itself):

This is not Alan Moore's comic! The closest resemblance is the name! It is not, nor was it ever planned to be, a direct child of Alan Moore's work! Nor of any movie or musical or series or adaptation!

The characters and their potential adventures are based on what we can take from the actual books!

Which are being read en masse at this point by all the writers involved, as we love nothing more than inflicting book club after book club on ourselves. Anyway.

This isn't worth a meatier rant, honestly. Ditto for anyone's griping about how we're not catering specifically to their version of Jekyll and Hyde, or how they want the comic to be done, or how they want anyone who dares to write a story involving public domain characters to mimic their favorite adaptation or spinoff. None of the things they're complaining about are being made for them. They're being made by people who want those stories to exist for themselves and for anyone else who might like to see their stories. That's it.

I will say that I honestly hope they can get past whatever hang-up they have about these characters and their hobby of trying to shout or wheedle everyone else into playing along with their mean-spirited takes.

Because looking at the wider fandoms of all these classic literature and comic book fans? This person seems to be one lone sourpuss stamping their feet while everyone else is being chill or excited about their own stuff. Some have even done the easy thing and, you know, blocked the blogs/tags that upset them. I do it all the time. It's probably been done to me. I don't know and I don't care that I don't know.

I sincerely want this person to get to that headspace too. If only so they can find their way back to the point of being a fan, which is having fun with the content they enjoy rather than seeking out projects and people to throw bile at.

#no I won't link the post in question #odds are this person's already waved enough red flags to make plenty of folks back off #and I don't want anyone to jump onto hate spamming their inbox either #whatever their hang-up is about this Whole Thing ala Hyde and Jonathan Harker and the League of Gentlemen VS Gentlefolk etc #isn't a mess that will get untangled by giving them more attention; good or bad #fingers crossed that they'll step back and depressurize #but in the meantime?#people will go on writing what they want to write #nothing to be done about it #if they don't like it there's over a century of adaptations waiting to cater to them #me and the League writers are just sitting here doing the unthinkable #and basing our characters and adventures off of canon content that actually came from the books #anyway #writing #my writing #the league of extraordinary gentlefolk

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wayne-corvus-c · 3 months ago

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Intro.

Hi.

I'm Corus Wayne-Larkkstarr. Yes. I just graduated. Yes, I have a wife. What's your point?

My wife is Ceph H. Wayne-Larkkstarr. She does performances. Support her. [ OOC: BLOG STILL A WIP...]

I draw, I guess. And handle merch.

And plant flowers. Sometimes. I sell random stuff.

@a-lotl-of-axelotls is my kid.

This is my cat. His name is Ian.

I am taller than @wayne-d. This is fact.

OOC:

THIS ACCOUNT IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS FOR THE BANNER AND PROFILE PICTURE

THIS IS NOT THE SAME UNIVERSE AS @songsofbat and @themageofstars , they do NOT know each other.

THIS IS BASED OFF @wayne-d 's NORMAL AU and @kent-j IS THERE TOO...

BASICALLY NORMAL AU IS LIKE... NO POWERS. NO HEROES. EVERYTHING IS A-OKAY.

#corus wayne #axelotl #ceph h. larkkstarr

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atlasgoodwin · 1 year ago

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Fandom meme by @/gehayi

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

I have a lot of them, but right now, my main romantics ships are AsoRyuu (TGAA), Edeleth (FE3H) and Amy/Virginia (CC)

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

My friends changed my mind on many things over the years, but I don't remember the ships :(

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

Russell and Amy from Criminal Case

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.

Most of the ships that I don't like are like popular ships from fandoms, for example, in Fairy Tail, I really don't like the main ship Nalu, but I wish I did

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?

Yes, I made some wonderful masterpieces there and there- But for real, when I'm inspired, I love making shitpost stuff

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

I have been in the Criminal Case fandom for 7 years and it's still going let's goooooo

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?

My first OTP was Luigi/Daisy and to this day, I love them so so so so much <3

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?

A little bit of everything to be honest, it depends on how I am feeling, but it's mostly video games, western animation and anime

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?

Not Tumblr, but Twitter did multiple times :/ One example being Super Smash Brothers and if you know... you know rip

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)

I guess Good Omens(?), is that the name? I have no clue what it is, but I know it exists because of Tumblr

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?

Stealing my friend Katrina's answer by saying Amy Young from Criminal Case, she went through some insane character development in one district and girl, I feel so bad for you :(

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)

Okay, I don't like Jones (Criminal Case) as much, but I can say that he had an amazing character development in Season 5, I was actually interested to see him grow as a character, even tho I am not a fan of him

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

I would love to be friends with Marceline from Adventure Time, she is such a chill person, I wish to be her

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).

Criminal Case: - More fanarts (that is not of the main characters, like suspects, killers or victims)

-More shitpost memes

-More fanfics (Of characters that I care about- even that, just overall)

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

Monster from Imagine Dragons AND Skillet reminds me of one of my favorite Criminal Case characters, Duncan Young

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).

I have many AUs in mind, but it would be interesting to see a Victim and Killer switch to see how it would plan out and the different motives!

Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.

The first one that came to mind is Hetalia and it's literally because of Homestuck lmao, I got more interesting in Homestuck so I gave up on the Hetalia fandom

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

(Total Drama) I do not ship romantically Cody and Sierra at all, but I really love them platonically, it has so much potential to be an amazing platonic ship, until All Stars happened,,,

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

I need to do a list of headcanons for my favs, because right now, I have NOTHING in mind D:

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?

idk rip

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

Tess Goodwin (Criminal Case) - She is so intriguing as a character, at first, I didn't like her (that was like 9 years ago lol) but became so attached to her and I have a massive crush on her,,, I also love to analyze her so much

Kazuma Asogi (The Great Ace Attorney) - Wonderful well written character that I got attached to quickly, I won't spoil TGAA, but the only time I cried in TGAA was because of him aofbwoifbwos

Edelgard Von Hresvelg (Fire Emblem Three Houses) - She is a mixed feeling in the fandom, but I cannot stop thinking about her. Like Kazuma, so well written!! Love her design, love her personality and she is so fun to analyze!!

V - Which character do you relate to most?

Ivy (Carmen Sandiego 2019) physically and personality wise, I have a lot in common :)

W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.

hmmmmmmmm

X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.

hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?

The only one that comes to mind is Star Trek (Thanks Katrina), because I know the other fandoms very well sdoibgfobgoer

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)

I love fanart so goddamn much, I don't care if it's not for me, I still love love love LOVE IT so much!! People are so talented, it's insane and I wish they could share their passion and motivation with me please i am desperate ;o; oadbfoiwebigfwer

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isdalinarhot · 5 months ago

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first here is the sfw version of the headcanon alphabet meme. that versions all boring and like ooooh talk about what a good boyfriend husband your favorite character would be a-z headcanon prompts!!!!! and i have to be realistic and look inside myself and go Yeah Dalinar Would Be Really Shitty At This Actually. which i think is funny. anyway yeah

[NOTE: these memes were created by a random x reader blogger so sometimes they say stuff like what would it be like for them to date you? For every “you” assume the “you” in question is Evi Sadeas and Navani. his weed smoking girlfriends]

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) we can get canon with this one. dalinar is like. weird about physical affection. very notably weird about physical affection. hates pda hates all of that. but if he likes someone enough he’ll tolerate it (sigh. eg navani. if he and sadeas werent hashtag descreet probs him too honestly)

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) well historically most of dalinar’s friendships have started with, like, feats of strength? like either dalinar kills someone or someone else just barely doesnt kill dalinar or they wrestle and have a warriors bond etc. lot of Love As Violence type friendships. then pre him getting sober the bond is usually formalized by going out for drinks and post getting sober i dunno i guess he sits there and recites the way of kings for you and if you dont want to kill him on the spot youre friends

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) nah hes not really big on cuddling. to be treated soft gentle is weird for mr violence. both sadeas and evi are cloth mother ass motherfuckers though so he does end up doing a lot of cuddling with them and with sadeas since hes like. actually attracted to him lmao he does have cuddle preferences kind of… sadeas likes being the big spoon so its a lot of like sitting on sadeas’s lap if his big fat ass crushes sadeas’s legs paralyzing him instantly thats how hed want it to happen. get held soft and gentle like hamburger.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) dalinar is one of those freaks who enjoys the idea of being married but hes so shit at chores yall. hes so shit at them. it doesnt matter because hes rich as fuck but oh my god he burns his quesadillas and theres mold in his kitchen sink. his divorce pad has like a constant fruit fly infestation. its bad

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) probs would accidently set them on fire i dunno.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) this bondsmith ass motherfucker is So Serious About Committment but like i dunno in a modern au where he isnt royalty that needs to be married off as quickly as possible i think it would take a couple years at least. like he has to make sure he doesn’t fuck it up irreperably, yknow?

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) dalinar crushes you when you get a hug from him because he doesn’t realize the extent of his strength. this is both literal and a metaphor for his emotional demeanor.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) oh shit h was hugs. well g has all my dalinar hug thoughts. please dalinar pressurize me like a diamond

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) has dalinar ever said i love you in his entire life WHILE SOBER. because when he’s drunk he’ll say i love you to anybody. he’ll say i love you to teleb because teleb bought him shitty bar appetizers. but sober i think you can pry i love you out of his cold dead hands #repression

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) well like we know how that went with gavilar and navani right? he mostly repressed it? yeah

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) oh yeah baby dalinar kissie kissie headcanons. dalinar kisses are like…. hmm. well in the blackthorn days hes very not good at it like he doesnt know what the hell hes supposed to do with his teeth. its like the captain crunch blowjob but with kissing. but he figures his shit out eventually. where does he like to kiss people…. well if its a woman hes obviously gonna go in for the safehand kiss yknow get a little bit saucy with it. if its a not a woman its like. i dunno hell kiss them wherever i dunno. where he likes to be kissed… on the chest…. smooch a titty for him…. please he needs it

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) Bad. next question

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) dalinar is one of those freaks who wakes up at 7 am and immediately gets out of bed and gets dressed and has breakfast and he usually has the energy. unless hes hungover but like come on that doesnt count

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) this is another pre post getting sober thing like modern day non flashback dalinar goes to bed at roshar 10 pm sleeps through the night early to bed early to rise and all that. pre getting sober depending on how Rough a period of his life he’s going through he is essentially just getting drunk once the sun starts going down (like before that even maybe, like during golden hour) and then going to bed once he either gets too tired or passes out whcihever one comes first. eyah.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) it takes a few months for him to start opening up i think. and depending on the nature of the relationship he might not open up at all. hes pretty private

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) he’s deffo gotten more patient as he’s gotten older. Like blackthorn dalinar would kill for any reason but now he’s like “a rational mature adult” or whatever

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) he’s not good at the details, no :( like it’s not a malicious thing or anything, and he does try, but if he was asked quick what’s Navani’s favorite food! he’d be like uhhhhhhhh

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) the answer for Evi is probably something cynical. Any of the times she told Dalinar she was pregnant (because it means he gets to stop having sex with her) probably come to mind. The answer for Navani is more difficult because it’s been such a short relationship so far in the grand scheme of his life, but I think the Stormfather wedding was probably really special. And Sadeas… I mean, when Sadeas died the big thing was his bachelor party, right? Which I think is probably a blanket answer for all the times they got drunk, screwed around, but Sadeas was still there in the morning. Yeah

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) in the words of Navani, Dalinar is “a touch overprotective. In the way a highstorm could be a touch windy”. How he protects his partners…. I mean, he’s not really Protecting them he’s just kinda going nooooooo don’t do this you’ll get hurt!!!!!!!!! and then they don’t get hurt anyway. How he wants to be protected hmm…… I bet he is thinking about Sadeas killing a bunch of guys to defend his honor and blushing and kicking his feet

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) not much honestly. Sorry :(

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) I mean there’s the drinking too much and the killing civilians and all that, and the trying to be in control when by all rights he shouldn’t be the one in control, stuff like that.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) none. Not a bit. Zero. Cares about looking clean and professional when in a good headspace, but other than that he does not care. He knows he’s sexy to the right people he doesn’t need to obsess over it. May we all strive to be more like him.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) gonna be real, no. He loves Navani very much, he loved Sadeas very much, and if something happened to either of them (well it already happened to Sadeas but y’know) he’d spend a few days being sad and then move on.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) dalinar would go insane for bbq pulled pork if they had that on Roshar. Honestly.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) I think Evi is the exact opposite of Dalinar’s type in every way

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) Guy who snores. Guy who snores so loudly and it’s so annoying and they don’t even have cpap machines on Roshar

say what you will about the x reader types but they sure can come up with bangers of prompt lists

#luke.txt #purple dragon jungle juice #pulpy drippy orange juice

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bay-did-nothing-wrong · 3 years ago

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Learn the Alphabet with Raph! NSFW Alphabet Tag

Synopsis: Guess what, sweaty! You’re getting two for one today! This is the Smut Alphabet tag I’ve been wanting to do for ages. My first attempt was auto-banned, so I’m trying to be careful now.

Word count: 1481

Genre: Smut

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He tries. He really does. But honestly, that thing that you're laying next to is not a man, it's a sizzling pile of muscle and sex.

He'll try to clean you up, put on a pair of boxers so he's not just hanging out au naturel, he'll find you a nice snug t-shirt to sleep in.

And then it's cuddle time, baby.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: Arms. Obviously. They're his babies, so to speak, he's dedicated his life to them. And he LOOOOVES how tiny you look when he has his arms around you.

Yours: Ass. We all knew that too. He is an unapologetic ass-man.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

So. Much. Cum.

I mean, all the boys are huge, they produce A LOT of the stuff.

Raphie Boy is very territorial about you and seeing it come out of you, something primal in him awakens.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn't actually mind you being on top, in fact he actually likes it. No explanation for why, but he does, and will sometimes try to be sneaky and go 'Wanna be on top, Shorty?'

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

If Pornhub counts as experience, then he has all the experience.

Apart from that not much, BUT he's more than willing to learn.

Practice makes perfect after all.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Doggie -> Reverse cowgirl.

Told you, unapologetic ass-man.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He'd crack a joke or two every once in a while, but mostly sticks to listening to you, doesn't want to disturb the symphony you're performing.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

N/A, boy is smooth af (tangent: I love that about these boys)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's quiet as can be, sometimes a bit aggressive (a lot aggressive (if the occasion calls for it)). His hands are constantly on the move somewhere on you. All the bites and hickeys and kisses, that's what you get for loving this big boy.

Will try to be romantic, but sometimes messes it up despite the fact he's a hopeless romantic (getting the words out is the issue, rather than unwillingness).

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Yep.

A lot of jacking off.

Both, before and after you got together. The moment you started dating was the moment his mind cleared of anyone else, and then there was only you. He knew, in the early stages of your relationship he couldn't immediately jump you, he was terrified he'd scare you off. So he made do with what he could.

And then you started dating, and then it became more and more rare for him to need to help himself. It became more of a stress relief after a long day, rather than a necessity. He has you after all.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Dirty talk, some light bondage, light impact play (coz he's scared he'd hurt you, you're so small and delicate compared to him), those are the obvious ones.

But please, please, PLEASE, praise this boy, he desperately needs it. Use all the pretty words, and you'll have his heart.

Also, see point D, but he secretly enjoys himself an assertive partner, someone who could stand up to him. After all, pointless arguments are his love language. He'd love to be put in his place by his lover who is a third of his size.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere (his bed, your bed, their kitchen, your kitchen, their bathroom, any bathroom, whatever table, some corner of some alley somewhere) wherever the occasion calls for it, he's not picky. Just give him a sign, he's ready.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything (something in a movie reminded him of you, he saw someone on patrol that looked kinda like you, wearing his color, wearing his brothers' colors, wearing too much, not wearing much, a Halloween costume, you just mentioning the word 'sex'), get ready to go to poundtoun any time if the day.

Note: I left this section from Donnie's but honestly I believe it applies.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation is also something he'd hate to do. Either side is bad for him, he couldn't force himself to use anything but loving and positive language about you, and with all of his insecurities about everything, he won't really enjoy being called names.

Pegging is a big no, no, too. Big macho man doesn't like someone meddling in his *cough cough* private business. He'd share anything with you, but not THAT.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

This man would go crazy for a head, he'd ask sometimes, but would hold off sometimes because he's very aware of how big he is (trust me he KNOWS, he's measured it) and is scared something might happen to you.

And he loves to give, he loves the power and control it gives him over you. He loves your sounds, your expressions, the constant grasping for something to squeeze the life out of. He loves all of that.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough most of the time, but he does sometimes slow it down, for both your sake. As much as he'd hate to admit it out loud, he loves to make love to you. All the proximity, eye contact and tender words, and slow synchronised motions of your bodies.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't mind, really. Whatever the situation allows, and sometimes you're both busy, you both have duties to attend to, but you both need the other desperately. Sometimes he enjoys those heated stolen moments with you more than the real thing, because it's when he has you truly to himself.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's all about unmeasured risk, he'd take any place any time just to be with you. And if someone happens to walk in, we'll, on their head be it, so long as they don't lay eyes on what is only for him.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

All the stamina!

Prepare to have your guts rearranged, after the Nth mind-boggling orgasm just for this cocky man to ask 'Wanna go again?'

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Not much of a toys guy, he likes it when it's just you two. Would maybe find it okay if you used a plug or a vibe every once in a while but honestly kinda feels off about you using 'things to help you get there' as he puts it, like he's not doing enough (even if you explain to him time and time again, that that's not what it is).

And using them himself is completely out of the question, all he needs is you and you alone, nothing more.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh, he'd tease alright. About anything really. From the amount and kind of noise you're making, to the lingerie he's about to destroy, to your eagerness, anything.

Coz he's a little shit like that.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's quiet, or so he likes to think.

He'll grunt and groan, and churr and growl, but his main focus is always you. He's only loud when he cums, but he's very loud then.

And then all you hear is rapid breathing.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He sometimes forgets his strength, and once he was going at it so hard, that during doggy, he accidentally knocked your head against the wall.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

The boy is huge and thick. We all know that.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

🎶High all the time🎵

As I said, he's ready all the time, any time.

He can go for hours at a time. Just give him a wink, he'll be ready.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Big Man needs his sleep, alright? The moment he's completely tuckered out (which takes a while to achieve), he'll just lay down and sleep like the dead. You will not be able to wake this man with a wrecking ball.

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