#izzah ramesh

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Aaron: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this noise? I thought we all agreed that The Bounty Hunters was going to be a light-hearted throwback to 90s alternative rock, not this mess of screaming into distortion.

Kai: Look, Aaron. Kit and I were talking, and Ezra agrees. Your attitude: just isn't working for us.

Kit: We've been a lot more productive without you.

Ezra: We already wrote an angsty song about the time you made us feel bad for not being handsome.

Aaron: You're kicking me out of the band?! Wait, who's playing drums?

Kit: Izzah said she would do it.

Izzah: I'm down for whatever. *twirls a drum stick in her hand*

Aaron: Oh, come on!

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Ezra: Tori, maybe it's time to stop interfering in people's personal lives.

Tori, trying and failing to duct tape Kai and Izzah to chairs: No.

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After Spellbound 8

*After Ezra and Kai have moved out* Aaron, standing in his living room: This is great, I have all this space to myself now. *Silence* Aaron: This very quiet space. . . That used to have a lot more furniture. -- 2 Hours Later -- *Tori, Ezra, Kai, and Izzah walking into Aaron's house* Ezra: Seriously, how'd he manage to burn the house down the day after Kai left? Tori: I thought it'd take him at least a month. Ezra: I was going to say a week. Kai? Kai: This sounds about right, actually. Izzah: Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed that the house that is, "burned to a crisp, like literally, the stove melted", is perfectly fine? Tori: Maybe the damage is internal? Ezra: Or the back of the house is burned out? Izzah: And we don't smell anything? Tori: I'm sure it'll make sense when we go in. *Group walks inside* Kai: Nothing in here is burnt. *Doors lock* Ezra: I always knew this would be how I'd die. Tori: No, you didn't. Kai: Aaron! Why'd you lock us in! Aaron, hugging the banister: I was lonely.

[crownprincessoftherusalkas]

Literally anyone with romantic feelings in this series: Do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot?

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Kai: *pretends to stretch, wraps his arm around Izzah*

Izzah: *smiles at Kai*

Ezra: *also pretends to stretch, accidentally hits Tori in the face with his elbow*

Tori: Ow!

Ezra: Oh my god, I'm so sorry!

Tori: *hand on her face* It's okay, there's just too many people on this couch.

Aaron: You could say that.

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Mystical Narrator: And so finally, Kit Morris had accomplished his dream of having a band, complete with musical arguments and insults based on appearance.

Mystical Narrator: Unfortunately, Lienna Shen woke him a short 20 minutes later, and he realized it was all a dream.

Aaron: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this noise? I thought we all agreed that The Bounty Hunters was going to be a light-hearted throwback to 90s alternative rock, not this mess of screaming into distortion.

Kai: Look, Aaron. Kit and I were talking, and Ezra agrees. Your attitude: just isn't working for us.

Kit: We've been a lot more productive without you.

Ezra: We already wrote an angsty song about the time you made us feel bad for not being handsome.

Aaron: You're kicking me out of the band?! Wait, who's playing drums?

Kit: Izzah said she would do it.

Izzah: I'm down for whatever. *twirls a drum stick in her hand*

Aaron: Oh, come on!

@the-guild-codex-and-other-things