commun1st-daughter

[commun1st-daughter]

the fastest car in happy town goes over 200 smiles per hour

[commun1st-daughter]

girl that got hit by falling crate of pears 100 years ago is clapping back this winter

[commun1st-daughter]

dj got us lapping up blood again

[commun1st-daughter]

even the tiniest saddest dracula sucks a blood .

[commun1st-daughter]

love wearing long sleeves under band tees. like if u couldn’t already tell i like music… now there’s double the clues

[commun1st-daughter]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[commun1st-daughter]

Hey y'all, I'm Teddy Spaghetti! I'm a good ol boy from Oklahoma lookin for a new honey, and I think woke is broke! My pronouns are Chicken/Biscuit! *Suddenly dour* You're gonna have to work on me. I got problems. Long nights, long conversations, helping me change who I am.

[commun1st-daughter]

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

[commun1st-daughter]

Ohhhh

[commun1st-daughter]

Why would you go to Penn, Dartmouth or Cornell when you could hit the Penn with your Mouth while playing Darts and eating Corn as wEll

[commun1st-daughter]

get your act together

[commun1st-daughter]

why don't you head down to the zoo and take agood long look at the kill yourself exhibit

[commun1st-daughter]

you dont understand, this is a special cigar. its smoke can detect specters/apparitions. your asthmatic son is safer than he was before i showed up

[commun1st-daughter]

I got hoes hitting me over the head with wine bottles

[commun1st-daughter]

If Lord Licorice died tonight it wouldn't affect me emotionally at all.

[commun1st-daughter]

I made one of my world famous gooblaster fudgeberry surprises for your niece's wake.

[commun1st-daughter]

If I am elected president, I solemnly vow to criminalize biscotti being commercially packaged in anything other than beautiful white silken pouches + i will legalize extrajudicial killings via gatling gun