#izuocha incorrect quotes

[dogwaterdish]

Midoriya: I owe you one.

Uraraka: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

[definetelysaidatua]

All Might: we aren’t mad, we’re disappointed

Aizawa: no, we’re mad

All Might: right. We’re mad. Livid. But, we’re gonna let this one slide

Aizawa: what?! No, we’re not!

All Might: I’m not a mind reader, Shota!

[sansfangirl24]

Uraraka looking at a wedding cake: Would you look at these sugar flowers?

Izuku: I'm too busy looking at the price tag. Judas Priest..

Uraraka: Oh you can't skimp on the cake its the focal point of the entire wedding!

Izuku: How about this? We get a bunch of ding-dongs, stack them in the shape of a heart. Everybody's happy

Uraraka: You do not want your husband to look back at his weddings pictures and see a pile of ding-dongs!

Izuku: I'm not sure he's gonna care!

Uraraka: HE GONNA CARE!

Both:

Uraraka: *sigh* but there are more affordable cakes here that we can look at.

Izuku: Thank you

Uraraka: Maybe they have some stale ones in the back that you can disappoint your husband with

[beargyufairy]

He likes a girl

He likes a girl He likes a girl

I’m not a girl

I’m not a girl I’m not a girl

[waddledeedee]

MHA Incorrect Quotes

Uraraka: Would you guys still love me if I was a worm? :)

Deku: Of course! I'd make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compost you'd ever want! I'd hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you goodnight, I'd—

Iida: Hmmm... Well, that depends... Were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we'd never have met. The latter, then yes, and I'd figure out how to turn you back.

Toga: Hehehehehehehe I'd cut you up so I could have a bunch of you <3

[matchaizuku]

Uraraka: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about All Might! Midoriya: But you told me to get it out of my system! Uraraka: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

[gil-shalossssss]

Tsuyu: Midoriya. Izuocha or Bakudeku?

Izuku: Well Izuocha sounds better but Bakudeku rhymes. Izuocha kind of sounds like a fruit. I wonder what Bakudeku would look like as a fruit. Probably all red and spikey. Izuocha would be… a pink mango. Like a pink mango. And mellow. Bakudeku would be really really tangy. I think Izuocha, I'm not in the mood for tangy right now.

Tsuyu reports back to her friends

Kirishima: Which one? Did he give you an answer?

Tsuyu: He started talking about fruit.

Tsuyu: I don't think he understood the question.

[totally-just-a-normal-person]

mha incorrect quote #30

uraraka: deku isn’t answering his phone bakugo: i’ll call uraraka: iida and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- deku: hello?

[myincorrectacademia]

Ochaco: Finally hooked up with Deku. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.

[dogwaterdish]

Uraraka: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Midoriya: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Uraraka: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[definetelysaidatua]

Uraraka, as Bakugou walks by: god, what an ass

Deku, staring at Bakugou’s ass: I know right

[sonofthetrigod]

Blake: You know Oscar is in love with you, right?

Ruby: [Does complex mental equations to prove to herself this isn't real.]

Ruby: Nice joke.

[Blake and Ruby awkwardly stare at each other for a few moments.]

Blake: It's not a joke.

Ruby: [More complex mental equations to make sense of this shocking new development.]

Ruby: Haha, you got me. It's a prank.

[Blake and Ruby awkwardly stare at each other for a few more moments.]

Blake, very fed up now: He wants to make out with you.

[itsupermanti]

My Hero Family Incorrect Quotes #6; Side Character

(Inspired by this)

Eri(holding up a sign as her and Ochaco cheer Izuku on): Go Papa!

Ochaco(eyes blazing as she cheers for her boyfriend husband): BEAT HIM INTO THE GROUND!!!

Kirishima(wearing a headband as he cheers on Bakugo): You got this Bakubro!

Bakugo(grinning savagely and laughing maniacally as he arm wrestles Izuku): YOU’RE GOING DOWN DEKU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Izuku(as Bakugo moves his arm further down): Oh, oh, oh~.

Izuku(grinning as his arm stops moving): Nah, just kidding.

Bakugo(his arm snapping as Izuku pushes back and breaks the table with a slam): GAH!!!

Eri(running into her father’s arm): Yeah!

Izuku(lifting up his daughter and flicking his right hand to point at Bakugo): Stick to being a side character!

[shoto-kinnie-2k23]

At the Class A Reunion

Deku: I believe the words you're searching for are top, hero.

Bakugo: The words I'm looking for, I can't say because there are children present

Uraraka: Sorry, we couldn't find a babysitter

Shoto: Never stopped you in the past *slurps his Soba*

Bakugo: What the hell did you say Icy-Hot you bastard?!

Kirishima: There's the guy everyone remembers! Welcome back Bakubro. Still super unmanly though.

Bakugo: Eat me, Eijiro!

Kirishima: Are you offering?

Bakugo: *gulps*

[kokonutkruncher]

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