#izuocha incorrect quotes

[dogwaterdish]

Midoriya: I owe you one.

Uraraka: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

[definetelysaidatua]

All Might: we aren’t mad, we’re disappointed

Aizawa: no, we’re mad

All Might: right. We’re mad. Livid. But, we’re gonna let this one slide

Aizawa: what?! No, we’re not!

All Might: I’m not a mind reader, Shota!

[waddledeedee]

MHA Incorrect Quotes

Uraraka: Would you guys still love me if I was a worm? :)

Deku: Of course! I'd make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compost you'd ever want! I'd hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you goodnight, I'd—

Iida: Hmmm... Well, that depends... Were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we'd never have met. The latter, then yes, and I'd figure out how to turn you back.

Toga: Hehehehehehehe I'd cut you up so I could have a bunch of you <3

[rosecloudsposts]

Izuku: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Ochako: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Deku.

Izuku:

Ochako: ...The nightmares.

Izuku: *wrapping their arms around Ochako* Awwww, sweetie-

[matchaizuku]

Uraraka: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about All Might! Midoriya: But you told me to get it out of my system! Uraraka: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

[itsupermanti]

My Hero Family Incorrect Quotes #5; THEY’RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!

Izuku(as he and Ochaco are being chained to chairs by Shouto and Momo): It’s no use Shouto.

Izuku: Once that boy gets here, I’ll be compelled to size him up and intimidate him.

Ochaco(from her chair): And I’ll want to embarrass Eri as much as I can.

Izuku: We’ll become unstoppable…

Ochaco: Unmoored…

Izuku: Uncaged…

Izuku+Ochaco(turning to their friends): Downright unreasonable…

Shouto(finishing tightening Izuku’s chains): True…

Momo(as she finishes Ochaco’s chains): But we’ve been in your heads before, we know how you think.

Shouto: We’re the only ones who can contain you two.

Izuku(turning to his best friend): Want to know the only problem?

Shouto(raising an eyebrow): What’s that?

Izuku+Ochaco(replaced by pillows and soccer balls with wigs): We’re already gone…

Shouto(hearing the married couple’s laugh all around them): My god…

Momo(eyes widening in realization as she turns to her husband): They’re in the walls…

Momo(pulling out an assault rifle she made with her quirk): THEY’RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!

Eri(sighing as she hears her aunt shooting at the walls in her parents’ bedroom): Goddamnit!

[gil-shalossssss]

Tsuyu: Midoriya. Izuocha or Bakudeku?

Izuku: Well Izuocha sounds better but Bakudeku rhymes. Izuocha kind of sounds like a fruit. I wonder what Bakudeku would look like as a fruit. Probably all red and spikey. Izuocha would be… a pink mango. Like a pink mango. And mellow. Bakudeku would be really really tangy. I think Izuocha, I'm not in the mood for tangy right now.

Tsuyu reports back to her friends

Kirishima: Which one? Did he give you an answer?

Tsuyu: He started talking about fruit.

Tsuyu: I don't think he understood the question.

[totally-just-a-normal-person]

mha incorrect quote #30

uraraka: deku isn’t answering his phone bakugo: i’ll call uraraka: iida and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- deku: hello?

[dekumidoriya16]

Kaminari: Not gonna lie, I kinda ship TodoDeku. Kirishima: Same! And I definitely ship TsuChaco too. Jiro: Really? I'm more of an IzuOcha fan... Sero: Yeah, yeah, but GAY! I ship MomoJiro!! Jiro, blushing: Eh?! Mina: Don't see how anyone could ship Mineta x Bakugo. *Bakusquad shakes their heads in unision* Bakugo: There goes the fourth wall. Great job, idiots.

[myincorrectacademia]

Ochaco: Finally hooked up with Deku. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.

[dogwaterdish]

Uraraka: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Midoriya: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Uraraka: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[definetelysaidatua]

Uraraka, as Bakugou walks by: god, what an ass

Deku, staring at Bakugou’s ass: I know right

[sonofthetrigod]

Blake: You know Oscar is in love with you, right?

Ruby: [Does complex mental equations to prove to herself this isn't real.]

Ruby: Nice joke.

[Blake and Ruby awkwardly stare at each other for a few moments.]

Blake: It's not a joke.

Ruby: [More complex mental equations to make sense of this shocking new development.]

Ruby: Haha, you got me. It's a prank.

[Blake and Ruby awkwardly stare at each other for a few more moments.]

Blake, very fed up now: He wants to make out with you.

[wannabeeze]

Tsuyu: okay next question, you’re in love with Midoriya

Ochako, blushing: thats not a question!

Mina: so you agree, it’s a fact

[shoto-kinnie-2k23]

At the Class A Reunion

Deku: I believe the words you're searching for are top, hero.

Bakugo: The words I'm looking for, I can't say because there are children present

Uraraka: Sorry, we couldn't find a babysitter

Shoto: Never stopped you in the past *slurps his Soba*

Bakugo: What the hell did you say Icy-Hot you bastard?!

Kirishima: There's the guy everyone remembers! Welcome back Bakubro. Still super unmanly though.

Bakugo: Eat me, Eijiro!

Kirishima: Are you offering?

Bakugo: *gulps*

[itsupermanti]

My Hero Family Incorrect Quotes #1; Secret of Comedy

Izuku: Sweetie let me fill you in on a little known secret of comedy.

Izuku: Bad things aren’t funny when they happen to Daddy.

Eri: What about Mommy?

Izuku: Oh Mommy’s fair game, go for the throat.

Ochako: …

Ochako: Goddamit Izu-kun…