took me wait too long, i gave up halfway, enjoy
c0mission info on ko-fi
also: damn you @yurayuramiharin it's your fault! again!
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how do i get real rashids job? it’s literally my dream. to be around crazy, unhinged rich vampires and watch gay drama 24/7. and the conversation that must’ve happened pre-daniel’s arrival? “hello rashid, we need to replace you with my cunty, evil, sexually charged husband for the theatrics.” literally sign me up. whatever they’re paying real rashid, i’ll take half. if any vampires need a housekeeper or a maid or a human daughter, lmk.
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Thoughts on this alignment for the main six?
I had to put Lestat as both feral and funky because a) he is definitely feral, and b) his outfits??? That is one funky vampire.
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Whenever Louis gets really mean it’s not because he’s tapping into his true vampiric self, it’s actually him channeling the hating ass spirit of his mother.
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Louis: *Talking about his life experiences as a vampire*
Armand: Louis was-
Daniel: *Pauses the recording*
Daniel: I’m sorry, was I talking to you? No, Louis, let me talk. Correct me if I’m wrong Armand, Amadeo or whatever the hell your name is, but the last time I checked this was “Interview with the Vampire” not “Interview with the Vampires”. Please, show me in writing where I asked for your input or opinion. Because every time I ask Louis a question, something in your prehistoric vampire muddled brain thinks that I’m talking to you. I have an idea, why don’t you take that cheap outfit of yours and those freaky halloween eyes glowing in the back of your head and get out of here? No Louis, I’m not going to calm down, because if he wants to talk, let’s talk about San Francisco………oh now everyone’s silent? That’s what I thought.
Daniel: *Resumes the recording*
Daniel: So Louis, you were talking about how hallucination Lestat’s hair looked in the moonlight-
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Daniel, wake up, guess what? Oh don’t give me that attitude first thing in the evening. I’ll tell you anyway, Lestat has been caught driving whilst under the influence of drunk blood! And the policeman arresting him allegedly caught him muttering “this is going to ruin the tour” under his breath. Theres countless internet memes about it already! Isn’t that hilarious, darling? Daniel? You- stop pretending to fall asleep when I’m talking to you.
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