#ivywing

[ask-mirage-mews]

???: “I’m not some lost Skitty you get to name! I have a name! You ask people their names, not try and give them new ones!”

Joyce: “Hey hey, relax, sweetie… Sometimes people forget things when they get excited, try and be patient. Maybe you should let them know your name instead?”

@meian-of-yinyang98 | @cowcowwow | @ivywing

[couldpolyamorysavethem]

REY SKYWALKER, FINN, and POE DAMERON from STAR WARS

Justification:

"Listen. LISTEN. Rey and Finn clearly love each other dearly (even if you don't ship them you can't deny their bond), Finn and Poe are super cute, and Rey and Poe have a sweet moment in the comics where they bond over their shared trauma. These three could be THEE power throuple I just know it, they'd be phenomenal together, also Rey having two boyfriends who stand by her and help her build herself up is a lot more impactful than Rey kissing the guy who keeps killing her parental figures I'm just saying. Also Finn deserves all the love and care, deserves to be treasured and cherished after everything he's been through. Also Poe needs all the support he can get and to be taken care of after it all and I think he'd be so happy with them." - @ivywing

"Clearly, Rey and Poe were both in love with Finn, and Finn loved them both back 🥺 maybe Rey wouldn't have fallen for Kylo if she had experienced a loving, stable relationship" - @fangsup-cobrastyle

[oakshade]

WHWOOOAAAA incest warning don't click if you don't want to see Ivypool pining after Dovewing

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Weird question but a while ago on one of your posts you mentioned how you made your steaks better (i think it had something to do with a sigil?) Anyway could you give a step-by-step on that?

im so glad you asked me this thank you for the opportunity to infodump

first thing you're gonna want to do is rest your steaks for a few hours before you cook them. just salt both sides and pop em in the fridge uncovered. your mileage may vary on how long you want them in there based on how thick your steak is but i usually just do it the night before or the morning of and it works out. it's gonna look kinda funky and dry when you take it out, that's how you know it's ready. this is half of what is gonna give you a damn good crust.

when it comes time to cook em up, pat some spices into either side. you'll also want some spices in whatever oil or butter you use in the pan but having them directly crusted onto the steak is the other half of what gives you a damn good crust. you can turn on the heat during this step because you want your pan to be hot when you lay your steak into it. people get into different oils and smoke points but honestly if you're just trying to make a good steak for yourself i don't think it matters much, just use a little less than you think you need because beef fat renders fast. oil your pan, add herbs to the oil if you're feeling it (i like garlic and rosemary) and lay your steak down in there.

the next step kinda varies depending on how you like your steak. i like mine as rare as is safe so i just pan sear mine on every side until the interior is warm enough to be safe, but if you like yours any more well you'll probably want to pop it in the oven at low heat for a short period of time. this part im kinda shakey with but generally 5-8 minutes at around 250 will do it. this is where a meat thermometer comes in really handy bc it helps make sure you don't overcook your steak.

this last bit is optional but if you want to go for some fancy plating, let them sit on a different plate than you plan to serve on for a few minutes to let the myoglobin run off as it cools.

[absolasks]

... It was strange how something so small could leave them so shaken up. Stupid, really - it was just a lost skitty, but their voice - it was hearing another voice for the first time. A real voice. Not one filtered through a screen or the crackle of vinyl static. Though quiet it rang in their ears like a gunshot, breaking the silence they'd grown so accustomed to. It was a viscerally unpleasant thing to experience.

Their own voice was soft as they spoke. No need to be loud in a place as quiet as this.

"I can't offer you much help, I'm afraid. Retracing your steps may be a good place to start? Though, it may also leave you even more lost than before… My apologies, all I can promise is that staying here will not do you any favours."

A dull ache in their horn told them someone else was approaching.

[@ivywing, @ask-the-shiny-pokemons]

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Callie: Grandmew!!! Hi grandmew!!!

Janus: Hello dubious fucking creature

Yeah that’s how it goes

[musashi]

Edgeworth 🤝 Franziska

Going gray early

literally

[owlart18]

Cattember day 28: Button (featuring plushie versions of my ocs Ivywing and Mapletail)

2024 prompts

(Commission info here | MapleStickerShop)

[lazaruspiss]

A Leafy Awakening (IvyWing): When Nightwing went out looking for trouble in the form of one Doctor Pamela Isley, she wasn’t expecting trouble to look like a sexual experience better than she had thought was physically possible.

Rating/Warnings: Explicit

[loupy-mongoose]

Would rosemary enjoy spicy hot chocolate? I have a friend who swears by the stuff, even though it makes me sick every time i try the stuff

Not sure. Sweet is her disliked flavor, so she might not like it as much.

[zerozeroren]

Another winner of the giveaway @ivywing requested their OC Messalina. Love her design!

[ask-mirage-mews]

Fuji: “Joyce has been spoiling her with any food she could possibly want. She’s allowed to go wherever she pleases as long as she doesn’t leave the island which…I don’t like restricting her in that way but now that I’m aware of how young she is, even if she’s capable of defending herself...A part of me is starting to understand how Zeus felt when the mittens were born. She isn’t a baby but she’s still so small…”

@ivywing | Anonymous

[silikola]

*gently hands over a soft blanket* Something tells me you're going to need this in the next few days, little one.

"Ummm... Thank.. You?" Skier seems to be confused for the blanket. Although he's grateful for this item as he hides the seashells using the blanket.

A purple mew that haves two tails had spotted Skier! It proceeded to go to Skier.

"I had to go looking for you when you didn't come back!" The Mew scolded. Skier turned around, his head hanging low. "Sorri mama.. I uhm.." Skier seems to be nervous.

[we-with-the-wings-of-freedom]

First memory of you was tired-dummy going on a jeremike blog whose name i cannot for the life of me remember asking for us to shower some love on you because you were having a rough tike of it all, and I just kind of stuck around. No regrets

Oh yeah I remember! Your so sweet for doing so even tho I was a stranger at the time. I'm glad we got to know each other. I think of you as a dear friend, you know! Even though we don't talk much every interaction has been great and made me smile. 💞💞💞

@ivywing ❣️❣️❣️

[anotherwarriorcatsblog]

Didn't know who I wanted to draw and ended up with a Sunstrike redesign enjoy :)

this was the first pass but it shows the other side of her so im adding it :,)

[alyakthedorklord]

Omg literally it would be SO cool if you wrote the rest of the playboy bruce trying to kiss the justice league without them realizing it (I know you said figure it out but the way you wrote it was so good and funn I would love it if you gave maybe a couple of scenarios)

Lmao honestly executive dysfunction is kicking my ASS rn and it was intended as a prompt. I will try tho, definitely taking inspiration from the others who responded to the post because I love them.

If you haven’t, go check out the notes on the OG Post above! @britcision, @ivywing, and @help-i-need-a-cool-username all had amazing additions and @foursixtwonineoh-pieces-of-lego wrote a fic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48325771

As did @scrapcheck, still in progress

And Devilhorn!

Anyways LONG post under the cut

Hal Jordan

Hal is first to prove a POINT, as @britcision decided. Also because the bastard made it waaaay too easy. Remember- Hal was Joking. He genuinely thinks Batman isn’t going to try, because he’s way too straight-laced boring.

So when he’s at a bar in Coast City, and he sees this absolutely ravishing man lounging casually against the wall, bar lighting making him practically glow (he CALCULATED that) subtle makeup making his bright blue eyes pop as he looks Hal up and down… Well. Hal makes the first move.

Hal: “All on your own, handsome?”

Bruce, with “Mastermind” by Taylor Swift playing in his head, smiling sweetly at Hal: “Care to change that?”

They start talking. Hal doesn’t recognize Bruce Wayne at ALL (canonically he does not know who Bruce Wayne is, a point brought up by @help-i-need-a-cool-username) so all he knows is Bruce is a single father who works at a company he inherited from his parents, which is just (brucie voice) “so much less interesting than a test pilot!”

Bruce, grimacing internally but wrapped around Hal’s arm with the awed and interested eyes in full effect: “you have such a nice voice, tell me more about planes…”

He KNOWS what a fuselage is, thank you, Jordan. Whatever. He gets to gush about his kids, when its his turn to talk, good enough tradeoff. He can survive Hal Jordan’s bad pick up lines and pretend he’s into them. At a certain point Bruce breaks and kisses him just to shut him up. One down.

Diana Prince

I looked it up- kissing in Ancient Greece wasn’t always considered romantic, but also a greeting between two similarly-ranked people. Therefore, I think Diana would be pretty chill with kissing and honestly an easy target at a gala if Bruce plays respectful/clumsy/earnest himbo starstruck with the tall pretty woman, just a peck would make him the happiest man alive. But I wanna go a little more in depth.

Now, I’ve seen Flash and Martian Manhunter save Bruce and/or his kids and Bruce lays one on them, but honestly I think it would work well with Diana too, because she loves kids. Dick and/or Jason (whichever you want to imagine, I want them to team up screw canon) are WAY to excited for this, they’ve got a little script and everything.

WonderWoman, a kid in each arm, delivering them back to their tearful guardian: “Here we are, Mr. Wayne. Whole and healthy.”

Dick, playing into his role eagerly: “Oh my gosh, Bruce! Bruce we got saved by a princess! It’s like a fairytale! Except, you know, the princess is the hero this time, which is so freaking cool!”

Bruce, tears of gratitude rolling down his face (and he knows how to still look perfect while crying, its a skill): “I’m just glad the two of you are safe, Chum.”

Jason, big baby blues in full effect, absolutely asked Wonder Woman to be his mom earlier (to set groundwork, no other reason): “You know, usually the princess and the hero gets a kiss at the end of a fairytale, Bruce. But this princess is both. So how will she get a reward?”

Still choked up with relieved tears and now laughter, Bruce looks up at Diana and smiles: “Well, if the Princess wants a reward… then I would be a fool to refuse.”

Bruce kisses her on the lips, Dick and Jason both kiss her cheeks, Diana leaves charmed and amused by the sweet family. Such a good father, humoring his children and thier little fascination with her, so very respectful…

Two down.

J’ohn Jones

Okay, martians are telepathic. So this goes one of two ways, at some sort of charity or something-

Option 1, Batman is a realist: the charity event is a masquerade, and he wanders over to where MM is while thinking “it would be so funny, give me this.” As loudly as he can. And Martian Manhunter, who appreciates the audacity, gives him a kiss. (I don’t like this one because it technically breaks the rules of the bet, bc MM knows it’s Batman, but eh)

Option 2, Batman is a different breed: he manages to up the ante with his Himbo Persona. Creating a “slippery void” mental facade that blocks of his real thoughts and makes him read as really just that stupid. This would require functioning with two trains of thought at once, and making sure that the Martian can only read the surface level, “oh, this one is pretty” “I really wouldn’t mind kissing him” and other such decoy thoughts, instead of “target is approaching, signs of interest present despite this not being his natural form-“

Bruce also researches and copies Martian courting styles and copies them “by chance,” catching MM’s attention. (He offers him Oreos)

Martian Manhunter: “this man… he is so empty headed and yet clearly kind and willing. I would not take him for a life partner, but for some simple fun as he seems to desire…”

(Edit: Maybe, if B is confident enough, he lets through his loneliness. Missing his parents, wanting affection, an ache so strong it’s like a physical wound. J’onn feels the same ache for his lost family, and decides to try this human’s strategy to fill that void. Either way…)

Batman 3, League 0

Barry Allen

I’m strangely blank when it comes to the Flash let me just spitball and let it snowball

As I said above, people have had him save Bruce, had Bruce seduce him at his workplace while taking a tour, I even saw @help-i-need-a-cool-username have Dick set up a petition for Bruce to kiss the Flash. (An idea that I personally think would also go really well with Superman lmao.)

Anyways, I think it would be funny for Bruce to take it slow with Barry. For the irony of it all. Because Batman is doing this to prove a POINT. So he’s in central city, spots Barry coming his way, and “accidentally” slips right into his arms. Ooh, or covered in coffee, like a wealth disparity drama base script, and Barry’s like “omg i am so sorry let me pay you back.” And bruce is all “this shirt costs (stupid amount of money)”

Barry: (fear)

Bruce, rolling with it rn: “yes, it is horrendous, isn’t it? Hows this- I’m in central city for a day. You can pay me back by showing me around?”

He then proceeds to string barry along on an honest to god DATE for shits and giggles. They go clothes shopping, they go to restaurants, Bruce pays for a big meal bc this is after a fight or something and Barry got hurt, his speedster comrade needs to EAT, damnit.

After all this, he gives a cheeky smile and lightly smooches Barry. “Thanks for the fun day, Mr. Allen.”

Barry, bright red and goo brained: “hah- mmhmm. Yeah…”

Batman 4, League 0

Oliver Queen

This one… Oliver is on guard. He’s twitchy and suspicious, turning down men flirting with him, people are starting to notice. But Bruce? Bruce just walks up at a party while “tipsy” and lays one on him. Straight up. He wants to show just how EASY it is. Because Oliver doesn't even register it. He just laughs and goes: “Hey Brucie! Miss me?”

Batman 5, League 0

Dinah Lance

Of course, immediately after above, he turns and pouts at canary.

Bruce: “Dinah darling, you are a saint, I don’t know how you put up with the mess he’s got on his face. He was so much nicer to kiss when we were in (fancy private school name drop) together and didn’t have all this nonsense.”

Dinah, laughing at Ollie’s offended noises: “Oh, I don’t mind it. He’s a good kisser.”

Bruce: “Of course he is, I taught him. Care to compare?”

Dinah: “Don’t mind if I do.”

Batman 6, league 0

Clark Kent

For Clark, Bruce is originally talking to Lois before he turns his eyes on a quiet Clark and croons: “So, Miss Lane, does this lovely specimen have his own questions, or is he arm candy? And if he’s the latter, can I either tempt him off you, or secure an invitation?”

Lois, an excellent friend who will absolutely set Clark up with the hottest bachelor in Gotham: “Well, Mister Wayne, I’ve got all I need. Clark, take a page from my book and honeytrap a good quote out of him, hm?”

With an obnoxious wink, she pats a spluttering Clark on the shoulder, and leaves him with a very smug Batman.

(Bonus Superbat- Clark and Bruce’s conversation is going REALLY WELL and to the point where both of them seem on board with more than a heavy makeout when Bruce puts a hand on Clarks chest.

Bruce: “Stop.”

Clark, freezing immediately: “I’m sorry, did I go too far-?”

Bruce: “No, no. I think I might be though. See, I have all of you now, and I’ve won the bet.”

Clark: “What are you- oh. Oh- HUH?”

Cue sudden and shocked revelation, Clark’s mind going a hundred miles an hour, and then skidding to a stop on- he only did this for the bet. He’s not really interested. He stopped because I went too far-

Bruce: “You only consented to a kiss without knowing my identity. Right now, I’d like to do more, if you’d let me.”

Clark has the dial-up tone ringing in his ears, he has no idea whats going on anymore, the hot billionaire and his reclusive teammate aren’t quite slotting into place, because he wants both but rhey’re so different but they’re the same but-

“Yes.”

Lois doesn’t get Clark back that night and she is delighted.)

Anyways, final results:

Batman: 7

League: 0

Reveal:

Batman talking shit about their secret identities again, Green Lantern is scoffing about it again, says something along the lines of: “You still think you’re sooooo great, huh? Hows the bet going, spooky?” Fully expecting Batman to get huffy with him.

Instead, Batman smirks.

He leans in

And purrs: “So you didn’t notice?”

The League freezes. The implications are dangling over their head. Did he… did he really?

Green Lantern, absolutely terrified: “No. no, there’s no way…”

Batman: “Oh, there absolutely was a way. I’d say you were a good kisser, but honestly? I think it might have been the euphoria of getting you to shut up.”

He turns on the rest of the league, still smirking. “I have kissed every single person who consented at least once in the time since the bet was made. Two of you with tongue. And no one has called me out on it. Now that you know it’s happened, you should be able to figure me out, so whoever can tell me my real name first, wont get thier story used as an example in the brand new “how to avoid honeypots” seminar.”

(If bonus superbat, B shoots Superman a Look and goes “except for you, superman, because I told you my name.” Which just ends up distracting everyone else until they get THAT story)

Diana wins bc she matched up the boys to the robins. Everyone else gets their stories told in excruciating detail. Batman rates them by kissing ability and how obvious he was on his approach. Oliver gets docked points for “texture.” Dinah gets docked points because “i griped about the exact same thing in and out of costume, how did you not notice-“

(Different reveal below)

@chaos-n-kindness @she-went-that-way @geekonaleash @redh00dsbf @howabouticallyou