#ive actually made a fanfic about this

[morgz-mortuary]

There is something so inherently sad about how things ended after the Battle of Kaer Morhen (and not for the obvious reason)

Spoilers for The Witcher 3:Wild Hunt

I thought about Kaer Morhen for a little longer than I should have and now I'm sad.

Anyway, that got me thinking:

After Vesemir dies, all of the Wolf Witchers leave Kaer Morhen and decide never to go back.(At least that's what Eskel tells Geralt. Lambert doesn't say that he'd never return, but with how much Lam openly admits his disdain for the place, I don't think he would).

And I think that is the last we ever see of Eskel and Lambert in the game. I have tried looking to see if you can find them in game, just hanging around or whatever (I know Lambert seems to hang out at the Nowhere Inn and I'm pretty sure we've only ever seen Eskel at Kaer Morehen, but yknow) but I haven't seen them. And as far as I'm aware, we don't see Lambert and Eskel in the Blood and Wine DLC either (but I've only done the main story so far, so I have many side mission left)

And there's a bit of an implication that Geralt, Eskel and Lambert will never see each other again.

Finding other witchers on the path is very rare, so it's not likely they'll ever really cross paths again, which sucks.

I'd like to believe they'd try and make some way to see each other since they're like the only family they have.

Or maybe I'm just overthinking such a small aspect (most likely).

In my ideal world, Eskel and Lambert stay at Corvo Bianco during winter.

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

im sorry to send you another quotev fanfic. it is sending me and i need someone who would also Get it. https:// www. quotev. com/story /5008726/ Im-not-hungry/1

starting with just the title i KNEW what i was gonna lay my eyes on🤦‍♂️ i kept thinking about this meme all throughout it. when they made england air out ame's business at the WORLD MEETING i got such BAD second hand embarrassment something in me shriveled up and died. i seriously think ame should've killed them both. ame no eat he anexoria

[silawastaken]

Tumblr is rapidly becoming my main social media and that's brilliant because 1) NONE of my irl friends are active here, and only one of them even has an account, and that's the one that won't make fun of me and is regularly mentioned in my authors notes and 2) this is my secondary blog so nobody would find it accidentally because it's a completely separate url and name the only thing recognisable straight away is the picture of my cat and my friends wouldn't be my friends if they were observant so I'm in the clear lol

[hailsatanacab]

I just don't understand people who feel the need to leave negative comments on fics?? You don't like the characterisation? You don't like the way things are going? You're not a fan??

That's fine! That's absolutely fine!! We all have different tastes, I get that!!

But why post a comment about it though??

Why would you say this?????? What makes you think that's okay???????

[beneaththebloodylake]

i really cant buy the headcanon that phoenix and edgeworth were romantically interested in each other as kids or that they were in love for the 15 or so years they didnt see each other, like it just doesnt make any sense or work at all. but i dont think this actually contradicts the way i think some of those scenes in the anime felt a bit romance coded, or like viewing phoenixs becoming a lawyer for edgeworth as like a romantic gesture? like it wasnt actually motivated by romantic feelings at all but the actual motivations and everything that happens ends up contributing towards a romantic storyline? (from a shipping perpesctive that is obviously)

[cerealmonster15]

kaveh genshin is so relatable bc i too am in my mid to late 20s trapped in a people pleaser vortex of my own making and having. a hell of a time re: professional career

[heehoighofoxijin]

Nose Blind

The following is a Br<3ken Colors fic I wrote based on an ask I sent that got answered. I've been itching to write it and I haven't until today. I also decided to do some art in MS Paint to go with it...because why not! So if you're interested...keep reading!

Metal pipe collided with my skull last night, and it knocked the whole world out from under my nose. It didn’t matter that you were defending yourself. Had you hit me anywhere else, I would’ve exercised some semblance of mercy. At least then I still would’ve been able to give you the liberty of a head-start before the chase. But darling, you’ve knocked my senses clean from under me—an unforgivable crime.

I was only trying to connect with you, honey. The loneliness that came over me that when the sun sank below the horizon was unbearable, and to expect me to endure that torture was the very same as the expectations I hold to you tonight. I would have preferred it if you kindly told me to leave. Now that you’ve destroyed everything I had to connect with the world, I feel it’s only right to return the favor.

Don’t cry now, sweetheart, because I’ve only just begun. This meadow is beautiful. If only I could smell it. You have that luxury, but you won’t for long. Drink it all in while you still can. The way the wind pushes the scent of the wildflowers towards your nose, how their incredible colors dance in the field, and how the trees rustle in the distance. Boy are you going to miss it all when all you can hear are your own screams.

The regret on your face won't save you now, my love. What’s done is done. If it’s any consolation, I raise my knife as a toast to your bravery. The goal may not have been to shatter my world into a million pieces, but your success in that department will not go unnoticed! I must admit to the courage and strength it takes to deal that much damage to my brain. You really sent me for a loop. For a moment I didn’t even process what had happened.

Was it really so hard to settle things peacefully with me, dear? Did you not hesitate to pick up the pipe when you saw me in your room? Where did you even get that thing anyway? And why? At what point did you stop loving me? What do you mean you never loved me? HA! That’s the worst lie you’ve ever told. If you didn’t love me, why were you so gentle with me? My nose never failed me until recently. I smelled no evil on you.

Now lift your head to the sky. Witness the shapes the stars make above you. Oh, how sweet it would have been to enjoy the scenery with you over a lovely picnic like I’d planned. Had you not made your mistake, darling, things could have been different. Open wide, now. I need to ensure you keep my name out of your dirty little mouth. I’ll strip you of your tongue so swiftly you won’t even have the chance to taste your own blood. Never loved me. How could you say such a thing?! Well, now you won’t be able to say anything. I hope you’re happy with yourself.

Ah, your eyes look at me with such judgment. But can you really blame me for this? You were the one who took it all away from me. All the color I saw in the world is nothing without the scent. Everything I once loved is blurry now without the one thing attaching me to them. Roses don’t even meet my eye anymore. All I see is red petals and thorns, tainted by blood from the mouth of the thief who stole my world from me. I laid pieces of my heart out for you! But you passed them up in favor of setting this field ablaze.

I bet you smell it now, don’t you? The gasoline. Here, let me give you a good whiff. You may as well be the one to check and make sure this is real. What a lovely, horrified face! I’ll take that as a good sign. I wonder if you’ll keep it up when I pour in down your nose.

You’re going to make a great ball of flame, you know. I bet your corpse will smell so horrid it’ll reach all the way to the heart of the city! And we’re pretty far out. It might take a day or two, but I’m sure somebody will find you. Maybe they’ll even feel bad. Personally, I won’t be able to find this place again. Without my sense of smell… Where did I put that matchbox?

There we go. What a flame! We could’ve danced this passionately, you know. We would have been perfect together if only you’d have listened to me when I tried to reason with you. If only you hadn’t picked up the pipe. If only you hadn’t tried to bash my head in. I have to say at least you tried to kill me. Unfortunately for you, your failed attempt led to your demise instead. Would it not have been easier for you to just love me back? Well, it doesn't matter anymore. Here, have some flowers from the field… Take them all, since you’re so fucking greedy.

Oh, hey DG. Steak? Sure. Don’t see why not. There’s a nice fire going here so you can cook yours. I'll try to at least enjoy the texture.

[purpleandstarlight]

Btw this just in? Hateweasel is 100% right. Making ocs out of random canon background characters rules, actually.

[dbphantom]

maybe i should have gone into practical effects instead of computer science...

[cleromancy]

saw a post earlier that was like "i have a theory that fanfic is more literary analysis than creative writing" and i was like. i know exactly what you mean but thats not what im doing. love and light to you but i am doing a different thing than that

[so-very-small]

babygirl i can construct fearplay scenarios u couldnt dream of

[otsukare-katsukare]

i don't have a lot of fame and i probably shouldn't ever, given how much surreal joy i get from seeing the kenstewy community on twitter refer to me as a guardian angel or some other kind of mythical being, thanking me for making an apparently legendary edit that was my only tweet ever, all while calling me my full name that i just made my twitter handle like a dumbass. yes i do sometimes search my full name on twitter purely to see these posts. and i squeal and kick my legs up and down on the bed. fuck off

[shidoukanae]

Hello I know it’s been a long while since you talked about pokemon but I got a question, and feel free to ignore it if you don’t feel comfortable

Why did you delete some of your swsh fanfics but not others? Even if they weren’t canon compliant, they were still very fun reads

Hello!!! And no worries about asking this question, honestly im just happy to know that my Pokémon works are loved enough for you to be asking this question haha

I'm going to sound Big Dumb Here TM but can I ask which fics you're referring to? I don't recall taking down any of my SwSh fanfics (tho I checked and I do have a Gou/Koharu one tucked into a hidden collection, so are you maybe referring to that one?).

I still have all the ones I remember up and able to view - Trencher Fed and Scatter, Anachronism, Stars and Nebula, the Project SSS pre-game fic series, etc. - but if you're not seeing any of those then please let me know so i can see if i can fix that!!!

[ghostlynimbus]

Once again trying to name some characters

[allylikethecat]

🍄 🤡 ❤️

When I reblog a super cool ask game situation (the An ask game for writers to procrastinate working on you WIP(s)) and then promptly disappear and don't answer the asks from it 💀 BUT thank you SO MUCH for sending me this oh my gosh!! If anyone else wants to send some (I promise to be better about answering!!) or reblog the list for themselves, it can be found HERE. Thank you so much kind anon and I apologize for the delay!

🍄 Describe your wip/one of your wips in the format of “___ + ___ =___”  

Horses + Angst = All The King's Horses lol

🤡 How many Wips are you actively working on?

Actively?! Too many 💀 These are the ones I'm actively posting: All the King's Horses, Make Way for Ducklings, On a Friday, Now We're Clean, You Know Where the City Is (technically even if she's on a little hiatus) and Hurricane (I remembered my MattDrai Hockey RPF fic existed lol) so that's six that are actively being update Plus... The Vampire75 AU and a secret very self indulgent project that I am probably the sole target audience of but that I love very dearly and am way too excited about despite how much it hurts (I've made some jokes about it before but idk if anyone has taken me seriously lol) so that's two more...

So I guess eight 💀

❤️ Not a question, just a second kudos to send.

AHHH thank you anon 🥰

Thank you SO MUCH for sending this! I apologize again for taking so long to response! I hope you enjoy today's ATKH update and that you are having a wonderful Friday and that you have THE BEST weekend!

❤️Ally

[wildmrmix]

Lol they’re literally alive, what do you mean

live picture of me every time I remember that johnny and dally are canonically dead because I’ve genuinely forgotten and gaslit myself into thinking they lived