#itty bitty bb

[bberetd]

I CANNOT get over Snoutlet’s worked up animation, he’s so feisty 🥹🥹

I love how as soon as the guy dropped “pig” at him the bros knew Snouty was about to throw down 🤣

[endlessfuckup]

I've had one Smirnoff too many

I must bid you all farewell before I shitpost too close to the sun

[loupy-mongoose]

I accidentally had a core memory unlocked that VERY quickly escalated into a story idea.

When I was young, we lived next to a field that had two horses in it. I don't know if my parents learned their names from the owner at some point, or if we made up our own names. But we called them Billy Bob and Love.

Eventually a third horse was added, but I don't remember what it's name was, or if it was male or female. But when I remembered Billy Bob and Love, my brain filled in the blank with Joy. And I thought that Love, Joy, & Billy Bob sounded like a fun story title. XD

The third horse IRL wasn't a Clydesdale, nor was it missing an eye. My brain's just filling in some blanks with what sounds fun to me. ^^

(Note; this part is NOT based on the IRL BB and Love)

Love, contrary to her name, is snooty and self-centered. Billy Bob would be like a loving but semi-distant father figure, at least to Joy. I don't know yet if they'd be like a father and two daughters or a SpyXFamily situation where they fall into being a family unit, with Love being the mother. (The idea of BB calling her Love and having folks be like "Oh you're a couple?" and them being like "Ew no way" is funny to me though. XD But little me maaaay have shipped the actual BB and Love.)

I have some itty bitty baby ideas with this story, but I don't know that I'll stick with it. But it was nice to think about those dear horses again~

[sundrykitsch]

hiii new moot :D i love your oc aisuru immediately i take the shotabait hook line and sinker... please talk about them so i may chew on them thank you

HIHI NEW MOOT!! :33 eEE im so glad you like my bb aisuruuu his score as shotabait INCREASES!! (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) i will GLADLY 100% BABBLE ABT HIM AWAA (>ᵥᵥ<)ノ [had to trap it all under a readmore bc i kept babbling and adding picturesss]

SOSO AISURU'S PRIMARY STORYLINE is that he's a o.ne p.iece oc bc im slowlyslowly eating my way through o.ne p.iece and as is my most inevitable nature i needed something to roll around in my head, so. aisuru <3.

he functions as the navigator on his ship/crew [which have characters split between mine and my friends ocs rn]

[Virx / Kenji belong to my friend, Aisuru / Tomi belong to meee] hes got an impeccable sense of direction and experienced a redesign a smidge ago where i swapped him from orange/gold/green to orange/blue

while i haven't pinned down any exact-exacts [i want to know everything i can abt the o.ne p.iece world by catching up just in case i learn something fun thatll change how i character create] BUT he was a run away turned street rat before he became part of his crew and his growth got severely stunted by it, so hes itty bitty teenie tiny sized

HES ALSO GOT A BIG HEART HE LOVES SO HARD his big thing before his redesign was that every piece of clothing fit so poorly not just bc hes a polly pocket come to life but bc he got each piece from someone different he met and cared abt and he carries that piece of them with him forever

HES ALSO GOT AN AWFUL ATTITUDE HE'S BRATMAXXING he pushes and tests boundaries half like hes testing to see "okay but what happens if youre really mad at me do you yell do you try to hurt me" and half bc hes a bit roughly socialized so hes a smidge rude and immature

HE LIKES BEING UP HIGH hes sitting on counters on desks on railings hes in the crows nest of the ship 79% of the time. agewise hes in the air bc every age i think of makes me laugh so i cant decide hence why hes stuck at bait status instead of getting called a proper shota

hes also stuck in a limbo of "whats going on down there" bc i really like the design of bandages around the chest but its readers choice if its anime style unsafe binding or chest wound <3 Schrodinger's boy pussy i call it [-made this comic for laughs for my friends the reference is from some comic by mookie000]

HE DOES HAVE A SECONDARY STORYLINE WHERE HE AND TOMI ARE BROTHERS [by nature of me going ":3 my two characters can b related in another world for fun"] thats primarily just abt them being severely neglected kids who are codependent tm sometimes i let them have a cross over with one of my other oc sugars storyline abt being a zombie and get aisuru to feed their shitty towns people to sugar bc of his latent mommy/abandonment issues

HES STILL GOT SOME GESTATING TO DO [i feel like i could have phrased that better but its a good word] BUT HES ONE OF MY BBGIRLS AND ALSO HAS A PINTEREST BOARD [LINK] THANK U FOR THE INTEREST!!! I LOVE MY OCS!!!

[parappaya]

Silly wittle itty bitty bb awwww

[goboomboyboom]

Another idea

Past self meeting present self or present partner

I wanna play with that idea like imagine itty bitty bb and prang/petrol meeting their grown up selves. Prang might sob if he sees his younger self and Boombox is having intrusive thoughts

So they swap

Current bb gets petrol and current prang gets some itty bitty bb who talked a lot. About rocks.

[wyrmscraft]

An itty bitty scrap quilt for my puppy 💖💖

BB loves it, but she loves anything I make because it smells like me I guess LOL

I mean. It coulda been a baby quilt too

[justforclowns]

The Clowns

Under the Read More you will find The Clowns that live on this blog as well as some basic social information on them and links to personal profiles (for those who have them).

The Dark Carnival

Hiyett Fectan: A young Acrobatterer trainee with a very uncanny ability to dodge. Often in the back of school feeds to advance for him. Seems nervous...

Grevax Sskten: Big Beautiful Bastard with Nothing going on in his head. So so close to becoming a full Subjugulator. Friendly, often found in the library reading scripture, and will happily help you find books or even read aloud to you. Do you know he has a moirail? Of course you do he doesn't let people forget it.

Kuzal: Pip-squeak with a resting bitch face and a real nasty mouth. Doesn't get out much. Occasionally, lingers in the training halls and just watches with a notebook.

Leilan Hescor: Recently reached full Laughsassin status after a mission that caused the addition of tear lines in her paint. Suitably creepy and quiet so no one's got complaints. Weird rumors about her concupiscent dating habits. Did you know she has a moirail? OF COURSE YOU DO-

Vasmet Esmavu: Was a great Acrobatterer before his leg got fucked up. Total speed demon, flash steps like a motherfucker. Absolute beaut on the field and kept the energy going even when the last person was downed. Since the accident then he's been more chill and it's kinda disappointing for real. He's not a school feeder for real, more like a tutor, and his pupils got no complaints.

Kiriah Veliom "Spade": oh my god this fucking slut- Been in half the fleet and the other half has been in him. Works most during conscription season. Like what does he even do any other time why is he even hERE FUCK-

Ashley Monett - The Axetetic: Painting and Chapel Work basics schoolfeeder. He knows his stuff and is good if you need more one-on-one help. Sometimes people come from off ship to go see him in a side room of his office. Fucks that about...

Elixer and Stardust

Tenres Tekqui: Biomedical repairtroll. Been at this a while and it shows. Mostly keeps to themself.

The Freakshow

Diofae Atmaro: Subjugulator with a mean right cross and a nice rack. Relatively young which makes his success in missions, and subsequent lack of interest in ascending the ranks, infuriating to more than a few individuals. Bad attitude but gives great head. Lets you pull on his horns and stuff too... Oh yeah and he's got a hammer.

"Amy": uh... stay away from Iylene and you should be fine? Big, fucking, mace. Suspected Subjugulator.

Iylene ??????: Itchy, giggly, slippery motherfucker. Joker fighting style and a blatant disregard of pain. His horns are covered in a silver cap of some kind. Likes to invade people's space if they let him. Durable little shit can get thrown through a wall and bounce back in a second. Honestly, he would be more suited to The Sinner if not for his bad habit of biting people and graphic speech patterns.

The Sinner

"BB": A fine ass Joker with a rainbow-drenched jewelry box and wicked party planning skills. Part-time rapper, part-time comedian, full time beloved icon on ship and off. Offical ranking is pretty loose on the fleet but when they start talking you should probably open your ears and get to listening. On a less grand scale, there's many an anecdote of them going around and checking on people at parties in a way that doesn't harsh the vibe. Appears to have a soft spot for dorks and losers.

Hopsin Juhmps: Itty bitty ball of fun. If you ask they will tell you they are a Contorturenist. Can usually be seen skipping rather than walking. Good for a laugh and always a fun, if not always fair, sport. Has recently been witnessed at BB's heels more often then not and it doesn't seem like anyone is annoyed with the arrangement.

[g0atmama]

More dragon stands au, this time with a few OCs

Beach Boy is a sea serpent that's itty bitty, he's the same size class as Babyface but he has it mostly in length. He likes to sit around Pesci's neck like a scarf.

BB and Babyface are constantly wrestling. His hook teeth only extend when he's actually trying to hurt someone, so she's not in any danger.

Stone Free's glasses are a pattern around her eyes.

White Snake's discs are sort of like. He takes the soul of the dragon + memories of the master. It's a certain way he inhales that does this. The discs themselves are scales off his stomach. He's a legless serpent.

Foo is a colony of more than a dozen dragons that shoot younger versions of themselves. Think the Dreepy line.

World is the gold subspecies, Splat is the platinum. The gold subspecies is a very typical Western dragon, with a roar that stops time. Meanwhile the platinum is more visibly Eastern, but has small wings from Western ancestry. Their timestop roars are a little quieter.

Killer Queen is the size of a lioness. Like all the dragons of Morioh, she's an Eastern dragon. Diamond is the only exception, having wings due to his Western dragon father. They're vestigial however and don't let him actually fly, just glide a little further and jump a little higher.

CD is a little bigger than KQ, but her breath is explosive, she blasts out fire that explodes on contact. Over longer distances, there's a few snaps that get louder closer to the point of impact. If Kira wants them silent as he usually uses them, he needs her to bite down on the target and send the attack that way.

(Oh shit this ended up really long I'm sorry have a cut to save mobile users)

Watchtower are the 53 "cards". They have their usual hierarchy and different patterns. The Joker is still top dog and lounges on Murolo's shoulder most of the time, or sits peeking out of his pocket. They're all extremely small, but do have wings. They're like an annoying swarm of bugs. The kings have a more elegant "crown" of horns, the queens have more of a tiara, etcetera.

(OC) Symbiotic are twins, both little golden scaled dragons. They're small enough to wrap around a person's finger and turn into a metallic substance, locking in place. One has wings, the other does not.

Babyface creates Juniors with her stomach scales. They are specialized scales that act as "seeds". Melone soaks the scales in a blood sample, which Babyface then holds in her mouth to incubate until it's formed. The resulting dragon resembles the dragon of the target with similar powers. IE, the one we see in canon made from Bucciarati, it looks like Sticky Fingers with blue scales and portal generation- though it still has the typical Junior ability of turning living matter into inanimate objects.

However she can implant the scales into human women for faster incubation and less strain on herself. The baby dragon will consume the mother for energy. This is the method Melone usually chooses for a job.

(OC) Faultline functions similarly, being Babyface's sister. She takes a DNA sample and swallows it. When Melagrana needs to pull up a file, she "vomits" a scroll that contains all the information on the target.

Faultline is only the tiniest bit smaller than Babyface. They're not together often due to their masters' different jobs, but the second they are, one of them is pouncing the other for a wrestle.

(OC, Not Mine @jellyluchi) Since I've written about Fire Woman in this AU, my thoughts about her are that she's a drake with vestigial wings on her forelegs. Her mouth has a pattern that looks like bars are covering it, and it glows intensely bright when she opens it. As (one of) Grateful Dead's mate(s), he is constantly preening her scales and the small shock of feathers along her shoulders. She is a smidge larger than White Album, resulting in a lot of chaos when she's chasing Symbiotic and can't stop in time when one of them climbs into WA's fur.

Sex Pistols all have trouble getting up into the air, but they are extremely fast once they do. When the team is flying long distances, the six of them usually sit on another dragon's nose until they're at altitude, then dive off and zoom off up ahead of the leader- which is usually Sticky until GER is in the picture, then its her.

Purple Haze likes when their thunder sleeps in a pile. He will always choose to be the base of the pile. He likes the weight.

Lindwyrms technically can fly if they have wings on their forelegs. Purple Haze does- while Grateful Dead only has false wings. This is why only MiTM and LF can fly + carry someone in La Squadra.

There is one Metallica that seems to have a higher rank than the rest. This one is more of a "salamander" type of dragon, with an extra pair of legs and a longer body. Put any of them on a wood floor though and they're all scrambling to get traction.

White Album sheds every spring. Ghiaccio has considered gathering up that shed fur and having it spun into wool to make a scarf since it's so soft.

Grateful Dead will bite you if you try to walk into where he's hiding during molt. He has even bitten Prosciutto.

Moody Blues likes wearing hats. He will trill happily when he has literally anything on his head like a hat. He's also constantly nudging Abbacchio to try to make him smile.

Pre-PHF, Fugo had a harness to collect the saliva that Purple Haze would drool. The virus is in his saliva but it sent out in a smoke when he's fighting. When Haze is stressed, he drools the saliva, he just can't help it. And since Fugo hated him, he was constantly drooling, and needed a harness to catch the saliva to keep people safe.

The World can and will scruff smaller dragons. Do not test him, he will scruff all of his children.

Since Boho is a phenomenon stand that we never actually see at all, I'm picturing it as incredibly small. Small enough to fit under Ungalo's hat. It would grow a bit over time, assuming it had been given that time.

Gold Experience and Sky High would love to play together if they ever met. Sky High and his colony of rods would have a blast flying around Gold and dodging her as she snaps at them. Meanwhile, however, Under World wound think he's too good to play around and snap at his siblings if they get too close to him in their play.

Epitaph's eyes are usually closed as he rests on top of King Crimson's head until he's giving Diavolo or Doppio a vision. If Epitaph spits on you, he can give you visions too. Sorry, he gotta spit.

Stone Free is very similar to Crazy Diamond in being mostly Eastern, though her vestigial wings are a liiiittle bit bigger, making it so she actually can fly short distances.

(OC) Dream Again are triplets. One of them produces ink in a gland in his body, and he writes with his tail. The other two crawl on a person or object to read out its history. King Crimson tolerates them crawling on him, Epitaph is always snapping at them if they get too close. King Crimson's head is HIS seat.

Sticky Fingers enjoys preening his thunder, but he's not as much of a perfectionist about it as Purple Haze. Once the harness is off and Haze is allowed to preen the others, he goes ham cleaning every speck of dirt off GER.

Metallica and Sex Pistols both enjoy just letting gravity land them wherever when their thunders sleep in piles. The others will pile up, and then those two little colonies will just flop and fall. Gravity chooses one of Metallica to sleep on Grateful Dead's snoot, that is what gravity has decided.

When Beach Boy yawns, his hook fangs extend out. Be careful putting your hand near his mouth, he will accidentally hook you.

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

Daily reminder: Cook some breakfast for Tinyshouin (the itty bitty bb)

Extra: Ant competing Tinyshouin over that breakfast

i cooKED HIM BREAKFAST BUT THE ANTS WONT SHARE :"(!!!!! POOR TINY SHOUIN

[nohoney]

your writing is so yummers please never die

im still here bb!! just on a itty bitty mental health break from writing ૮꒰ྀི ´ ᵕ ` ꒱ྀིა

[screampied]

QUEEN MOTHER VEGASUS👹👹👹 THE THEME IS VERY CUTESY VERY BRAT VERY GIVING!!!!

also, bf and i have just finished reading the cum right on me hc and we relate with (all of them) sukuna and choso the most!!! tho ya girl lacks the facilities (i have itty bitties) i make up for in assets(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

i remember you saying that this is a safe space for freakiness and we're gonna say a lil sumthin👀

we're gonna go find out which place is the best to cum on me— I MEAN CAMARADERIE!!!! jeez.

okok, bf is getting excited while he watches me type out this ask, wish me luck!

loving and adoring and rooting for you bbヾ(＾-＾)ノ

—reading sesh anon ♡ (and feral bf :p)

IMSO GLADDDD ITS GIVING CUTESY BRAT !!!! THANKYOUUUU BAE. i’m delusional to think id be a final girl tho id probably run up the killer 🤭

u guys r so cute i can’t believe u both read my fics together it’s gen adorable 😭 it’s okay me too </3

LMAO good for you guys ☺️💓💓. bed chem is so good, so many yummy lyrics aughhh. that line’s probably my fav by far.

i adore you guys SO sm !!!! <3 hope you both take care ‘n have a lovely thursday mwah 💋

[luvrxbunny]

LMAOOOO I was just thinking about my first time smoking weed😭😭 I don’t remember much but my boyfriend told me that after a few hours I went from laughing to crying to horny asf💀 I also ordered a lot of baby clothes from amazon??? idk why? I was so confused when I opened the package and it was just a bunch of pink baby onesies…apparently I was having baby fever and jst started buying shit. dead ass was saying how I wanted a baby like i’m not 18😵‍💫yapping at this point but your post reminded me of this and I couldn’t stop laughing😭😭😭

giving you much smooches back my love🤭🤭

AHHH!!! LMFAO tbf i have baby fever 24/7 omg i wanna be a mom BUT IM TOO YOUNGGG and too single 😢 😭

tbh i’m kinda scared abt changing diapers 🤢 BUT I WANT A BABY SO BADDDDD

like i have to avoid the baby section in walmart cus RAAAAAH DONT LET ME SEE THOSE ITTY BITTY SOCKS ASAAAGH

should i tell u guys abt the first time i got high? 🤔

ANYWAY TY FOR THE SMOOCHES BB ILYY 😚

[keire-ke]

any dark!charles or villain!charles fic recs? Both happy/tragic ending appreciated

Hi Anon!

I haven't read XMFC lately, so if you don't mind shameless self promotion:

Not so much dark, but an itty bitty asshole?

@gerec, do you have dark/villain Charles recs?

[rockybloo]

There’s just something so amazing about Sweetheart and Bitterbat both being some of the most powerful beings on Earth while also being head over heels for each other.

They’re extremely strong but super soft for each other and it’s freakin adorable. That recent drawing of BB in SH’s hands while in his itty bitty form comes to mind — the most dangerous entity on Earth, who could decimate it within seconds, was reduced to a tiny purring mess by Sweetheart. They’re just so adorable I can’t 😭❤️

The best part too is how Bitterbat is entirely willing and capable of destroying Earth whenever but because his girlfriend tells him not to-he simply does not.

And Sweetheart is totally aware he can but isn't scared he ever will because she entirely trusts him and knows he'd rather cuddle her than create the end of days.

[lovinglin]

LAST POST MADE ME CHECK TWITTER AGAIN FOR THE OFFICIAL BB MOD ACC AND... I just saw that they canceled the production of Week 3 🥹😭

They're gonna be releasing a whole gdrive for all the work they were able to get done still, and I don't blame them at all for canceling (cus of life and all)

But MAN... it does make me a little itty bitty sad 😔