#its unfair

[oil-boy]

Why is scar so pretty I saw the image and immediately just started this there wasnt any way I couldn’t draw him

[dol1isa]

She never gonna love u like I do

[tennessoui]

what about some sort of buddy cop, same age, enemies to lovers au where obi-wan is a jedi and anakin is a coruscanti detective and they literally hate each other and have no respect for the other (obi-wan thinks anakin is a waste of the coruscant budget and a jedi wannabe; anakin thinks obi-wan is a pretentious space monk asshole)

(anakin has personally arrested obi-wan for speeding three times, drinking in public spaces 4 times -- the public space was a bar btw -- and indecent public exposure once. that last one was, tbh, fair cause obi-wan had his dick out in an alley way lol)

(obi-wan has literally stalked this asshole coruscanti cop off planet before and arrested him in his capacity as Jedi Knight for not using his turn signal when changing hyperspace lanes (once), for podracing betting (3 times), and for possession of a galacticly banned substance (twice))

it's not that they're obsessed with each other, it's just that something keeps forcing them together in the wildest, most unpredictable situations, and it's annoying as hell because they're completely fed up with each other

then the senate moves to have a new task force stood up to solve a series of Force-related crimes in the Coruscanti underworld. the task force would include a representative from the Jedi Temple and one from the Coruscanti guards, obviously. and really, obi-wan and anakin are the perfect choices! they're both highly intelligent, dedicated, trustworthy, and incorruptible.

if only they'd stop trying to push each other off the 51st story of coruscant and actually put their heads together to solve the crime

[thelikesoffinn]

Of course Astarion will fawn and swoon at the sight of goody two shoes Wyll Ravengard, but god forbid I'm not willing to murder the orphans or whatever, then I get the stink eye.

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

It's actually a little fucked up, that they just assume Faith with take over for Buffy so she can live a normal life. Like what exactly is Faith getting out of this?

[tofumilkbread]

"Dabi gives big dick energy" this, "Dabi gives small dick energy" that.. WRONG!

Have you SEEN that man?? He looks like he knows the ceo of hot topic. He lives to serve cunt! 😤

[blmpff]

08.10.23

[pleaktale]

Look who's thinking about Hobie Brown again!

This time is mostly me mad at myself for being incapable of seeing any possibilities of red flags on him. Like, AT ALL. And when I think I found one, it's mostly a pinkish flag because it's something minimal or not that important.

For example, I personally think that his combat boots saw the light of a cleaning bath once in god knows how long, so when he moves in with you (going for the fact that you may have a carpet or a rug in your room) he would leave foot marks on it. But it's mostly because he doesn't have those in his boat since it's wooden floors so he's just not used. After a while he learned to take them off before hopping in.

Another one is probably his never ending energy, I think he's someone pretty active (despite his resting face of someone who either slept for 15 hours straight or smoked 4 joints—) so it can be 10 PM and he'll be doing something around the house, playing his guitar, doing his laundry or whatever else. He's a night owl me thinks.

One thing though that would certainly bother sometime (but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't think twice in trying to correct that) is how he's always pent up, keeping his worries away from you because it was always like this – he has a problem > he keeps to himself > he solves it on his own > you'll only know after 5 days to make sure it's solved. But once you get to have his full trust, and after complaining he's being acting cold, he immediately realizes he can't keep going on with this habit. You became his personal heaven for when he needs to feel safe.

[victor-the-vampire]

Fuck! I almost forgot to post here!

@hystericmuse 's ghostober Day 10! Imperator! I decided to draw something from the Dance Macabre music video! Tbh it's one of my favorite music videos from ghost. It's so fun!

[um-weird-flex-but-ok]

If they didn't want me to become obsessed with Aegon then they shouldn't have made him greasy and pathetic

“but he does so many awful things—” his victims are fictional and I lack self-preservation instincts, try again

[lostflamingo]

Our lord and savior Andrew Hozier Byrne

-A

[veronicathegoddess]

sigh, another day of waking up in my own bed instead of chained up in some mean dom's basement

[ifoundmyselfinwonderlandd]

I looked up the definition of perfection and this is what came up.

[vorpal-vortex]

Fukase sketch cuz i think he's neat

[more4gemini]

Raja in this hair is always 😍